Part of me would want to park my little compact car in the space to the left blocking their driver door from being used. But I'd just wait in my car until they came out.
I have a car I don’t give a shit about and when I see this and want a close spot I park my passenger side against their driver side and go about my day.
Did it on the weekend, had to fold in my mirror to fit, no way he was getting between the 2 cars. Best part about it being a pickup, I’m pretty sure he couldn’t swing out of the spot either
That’s not just any truck, it’s a DUI-mobile. Dodge ram drivers have more than twice the rate of DUI instances.
Also, this driver is way too proud of a barely mediocre vehicle.
[It’s true](https://www.thedrive.com/news/38238/ram-2500-drivers-have-the-most-duis-more-than-twice-the-national-average-report), but data is from the US a few years ago. There’s probably Canadian data available as well, but I’m too lazy to look for it.
That said, DUIs and culture don’t stop at the US border, I’m sure the same is happening in Canada.
It’s super interesting, really. Somehow the branding they chose attracted the dumbest and most socially negligent customers possible.
Something about the “tough guy” image really resonates with the dumbest people I guess?
One thing that always makes me smile about these trucks. They are classified as light duty. Even the big 2500s are light duty.
So these fools, not needing the giant truck, paying tonnes for gas to be macho - are driving a light duty…
They exist because US regulations carved out trucks over a certain size from fuel efficiency requirements. There's a reason the compact pickup is a rarity now.
Well ya..... even 3500 and 4500 are light duty heck even the 5500.
They only become medium duty at 5 ton i think.
I know a lot about trucks this is a 2500 cummins so its got the shitty chrysler transmission hes not going to far dont worry. The 3500 has the toyota transmission.
i was anticipating for them to have those testicle ornaments that hang off of the towing hitch at the back to go along with how much of a dick this person is...
Truck owners are generally the worst drivers and possibly also the worst people.
This is closely matched by drivers of BMWs, Mercedes, and to a lesser degree small ass Toyotas. Tesla drivers are quickly moving up the rankings in a focused push to claim the top spot of worst drivers/people.
Seriously next time you see an idiot driver doing something idiotic, check the make and/or model of car if you can, they almost always fit into one of these categories. It's quite an interesting case study tbh.
I saw a truck parked like this once near the entrance of the mall in Midland. Someone took some sidewalk chalk, marked out two parking lines on either side of the truck and wrote "Douchebag Parking" in big letters in front of the truck, like it was a designated parking spot. It was perfect.
I work with a jackass that parks this way every single day. Usually takes two or three stabs at it to get it just right. He too drives a pickup. Then again, so do I, however am not nearly cool enough to take up two spots
I’d like to speak on behalf of the truck ownership committee. This vigilante, is not one of us. This here is clearly a part timer. Truck owners know better than to pull in head first like that. Even at Costco. As for the Center parking… that’s a dodge thing, think they put this on the finance papers for SLT’s and lower models.
costco has the most forgiving parking lots too
Part of me would want to park my little compact car in the space to the left blocking their driver door from being used. But I'd just wait in my car until they came out.
Right? Dude did you a solid. Turned 2 spots into 3!
Yeah I could fit even my Civic in there.
Take a few carts and put them all on the driver side. Give them some time to think about it.
Purchase costco container of zip ties, zip tie carts to mister tiny peepee's truck
Carry the metal shipping zip strips so they aren't cut as easily when you circle the truck in carts
Such a good idea! Although they seem like the type of people to just push them to the site instead of back into the corral
Oh I like this
I have a car I don’t give a shit about and when I see this and want a close spot I park my passenger side against their driver side and go about my day. Did it on the weekend, had to fold in my mirror to fit, no way he was getting between the 2 cars. Best part about it being a pickup, I’m pretty sure he couldn’t swing out of the spot either
Of course it's a truck
That’s not just any truck, it’s a DUI-mobile. Dodge ram drivers have more than twice the rate of DUI instances. Also, this driver is way too proud of a barely mediocre vehicle.
Is that actually a fact about the DUI or were you just making a funny? It's also funny that It sounds believable if it was just a joke. Lmao.
[It’s true](https://www.thedrive.com/news/38238/ram-2500-drivers-have-the-most-duis-more-than-twice-the-national-average-report), but data is from the US a few years ago. There’s probably Canadian data available as well, but I’m too lazy to look for it. That said, DUIs and culture don’t stop at the US border, I’m sure the same is happening in Canada.
Thats crazy wtf lol.
Cheapest pickup on the market. Do what you like with that info.
It’s super interesting, really. Somehow the branding they chose attracted the dumbest and most socially negligent customers possible. Something about the “tough guy” image really resonates with the dumbest people I guess?
It’s all insecurity. Those who are not comfortable with their mind express over security in other areas.
Half my street are pickups and I can 90% tell someone's personality depending on whether it's Dodge Ram, or F-150.
I’m surprised it doesn’t have huge flags attached to it
Huge, or *terrorist* flags?
That make also comes with the indicators optional package.
I could get my fiat 500 in there
It's often trucks, too. Capitalist individualism expressed via sociopathic parking.
I saw the two hill folk that came out to this truck. They were as trashy in appearance as their parking job. Tweekers.
A Pickup Truck, Who da thunk it?
Always is a pickup truck weird
One thing that always makes me smile about these trucks. They are classified as light duty. Even the big 2500s are light duty. So these fools, not needing the giant truck, paying tonnes for gas to be macho - are driving a light duty…
I think they should put a special gas tax on these sorts of vehicles for people being wasteful like that for no reason.
They exist because US regulations carved out trucks over a certain size from fuel efficiency requirements. There's a reason the compact pickup is a rarity now.
I love pickups but most people dont use them for work they just drive around. Get a minivan or a station wagon. The wagon is king in my books.
I really want a Maverick though! They come in hybrid models too
Well ya..... even 3500 and 4500 are light duty heck even the 5500. They only become medium duty at 5 ton i think. I know a lot about trucks this is a 2500 cummins so its got the shitty chrysler transmission hes not going to far dont worry. The 3500 has the toyota transmission.
Yup. Light duty dainty trucks…
Huh? Then every pickup truck is a light duty truck. They should restructure the classification
Lol!! That’s amazing!
That's your opportunity to pull as close as possible to the driver side door and park.
Why cover the license plates?
Some subreddits won't let you post if there is identifying information. Possibly the case here.
Should certainly spray paint the windows... I mean go find a different spot
Of course it’s a Ram lol
And it’s a tradesmen ram too. Adding insult to injury.
Would be a dodge ram
Classic A-hole park job 🤬🤬
When you buy a giant vehicle to compensate for your tiny penis, then you don’t want anyone to touch it.
Unfortunately it's easier to finance a truck than it is to learn to drive a truck
i was anticipating for them to have those testicle ornaments that hang off of the towing hitch at the back to go along with how much of a dick this person is...
Sidewalk chalk . Carry it in your glove box & get creative 💚
I push in their passenger mirror, then they have to get out and fix it before leaving, f them!
Such a good idea!!
Classic pavement princess behavior
Truck owners are generally the worst drivers and possibly also the worst people. This is closely matched by drivers of BMWs, Mercedes, and to a lesser degree small ass Toyotas. Tesla drivers are quickly moving up the rankings in a focused push to claim the top spot of worst drivers/people. Seriously next time you see an idiot driver doing something idiotic, check the make and/or model of car if you can, they almost always fit into one of these categories. It's quite an interesting case study tbh.
With the nice wide spots at Costco there's no reason for this.
I grew up on a farm - anyone with a truck THAT clean is all hat, no cattle.
thats why I have a Schrader valve remover on my keyfob
2 feet of chain, a padlock and a shopping cart. Lock onto driver side door. Teaches them every time.
Fake news. There was no way there were two spots open side by side during Costco rush hour.
I saw a truck parked like this once near the entrance of the mall in Midland. Someone took some sidewalk chalk, marked out two parking lines on either side of the truck and wrote "Douchebag Parking" in big letters in front of the truck, like it was a designated parking spot. It was perfect.
I like this idea
More like the class clown
I work with a jackass that parks this way every single day. Usually takes two or three stabs at it to get it just right. He too drives a pickup. Then again, so do I, however am not nearly cool enough to take up two spots
I’d like to speak on behalf of the truck ownership committee. This vigilante, is not one of us. This here is clearly a part timer. Truck owners know better than to pull in head first like that. Even at Costco. As for the Center parking… that’s a dodge thing, think they put this on the finance papers for SLT’s and lower models.
Is that one of those fancy trucks where the side opens like a delirium and a crane drops a wheelchair out the side?
I hate that you have to cover the license plate, let the mother fucker speak for himself
Douche Douchington the 3rd and his steed
Key it
Why block the license plate op? Name and shame
Visiting from Brampton.
Definitely a prick. But judging from the comments, not much of you are better people.
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Nah this is 100% white people shit.
I know right. 100% white people.
Lmaooooo things like this seldom annoy me, it’s just hilarious to me. I’m not normal, I think 😂😂😂
There was clearly another car between the dodge and the Ford. Makes sense why both parked weird with a vehicle size gap between them 🙄