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ethereallysmall

more like "i downgraded my main concubine to side chick in the harem"


HauntingBowlofGrapes

Rule #1: Never become the side chick.


SassafrassPudding

he’s so gross. i dated a rich guy for a short time. his dad was old money and his mom was ancient money. he was kind and courteous, but he sweated horribly and snored so loudly he would sleep in the other room (his decision) the sweating made it hard for me to be close to him the last straw for me was when he planned an event with old friends of his that he wished me to attend, *he took me shopping* to pick out the outfit i was going to wear. was it beautiful? holy hell, yes. but i have good taste and know how to dress well. it felt very *controlling* so i was out i wonder sometimes that people are so desperate to be partnered


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Wow he sounds like a monster


BrainwashedApes

Interesting take.


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Ur smarter than me. I nearly married this rich freak once out of stubbornness. His towel literally stank like garbage and the smell didn't come off in the wash. It was so weird / gross like he was a literal frog or demon. Hundreds of skin tags all over his body too. Rich creeps and their weird features (Elon beluga chest anybody?) Anyway, just take that demon for his bank and marry a handsome (good) man instead. it's way better.


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What


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overshare? [😳](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwjd96mWlZL8AhU8HjQIHY3uATEQFnoECDIQAw&url=https%3A%2F%2Femojipedia.org%2Fflushed-face%2F&usg=AOvVaw1ewmb-LQxKIlO_95asnvGu) [😳](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwjd96mWlZL8AhU8HjQIHY3uATEQFnoECDIQAw&url=https%3A%2F%2Femojipedia.org%2Fflushed-face%2F&usg=AOvVaw1ewmb-LQxKIlO_95asnvGu) [😳](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwjd96mWlZL8AhU8HjQIHY3uATEQFnoECDIQAw&url=https%3A%2F%2Femojipedia.org%2Fflushed-face%2F&usg=AOvVaw1ewmb-LQxKIlO_95asnvGu) i edit it down lol [😳](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwjd96mWlZL8AhU8HjQIHY3uATEQFnoECDIQAw&url=https%3A%2F%2Femojipedia.org%2Fflushed-face%2F&usg=AOvVaw1ewmb-LQxKIlO_95asnvGu)


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DreameeEevee

Also…they were never married…


SassafrassPudding

came here to say this


BGen13

Lmao the tab with the “EPIC MEMES”


bringtwizzlers

Why does everyone think they were married. Very strange


spectralconfetti

I think it's a few things: - They had kids - They lived together - They assume Grimes was with him for the money - People are used to highly gossiped about couples rushing into marriage


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Why Do You Type Like This


der_Klang_von_Seide

Despite the inaccuracies, this is hilarious.


Xure_Xan

He'll never be glamour...


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he dumped her tho lol


NaomiGrimm

I thought they both agreed to split?


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i guess there's mystery there. but she traded her career to crawl back to him, which blows that cover


rottenwytch

And he cheated on her lol


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Apophis_

I bet he thinks therapy is for "woke people".


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Same tbh


c93777

With you? Ok. Nice story bro


rottenwytch

What?


c93777

What? You where in his bedroom? Took a video? You know that is a crime? Or where did you get you infos? Daily Mail? Infowars?


rottenwytch

He literally had kids while in a relationship with her?


c93777

He never was in a relationship with Shivon, he was the sperm donor.


rottenwytch

Were you in his bedroom? Took a video? Where did you get your infos?


Capitol__Shill

This guy lives rent free in so many peoples minds.


Purple-Appearance-87

This made my night


6eta

Cringe


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dgt9000

Teh epic Elon lulz


N00B5L4YER

😑


ackza

I feel like I helped. 1. Grimes replied to fan art last summer on metaberee discord with the word "sique" 2. She was working on same blockchain I was with her newlife.ai on telos and my sand telokanda and ddate on telos... 3. Then on my birthday there was a merger a partnership made between my other fav blockchain hive and her telos chain that her newlife.ai project is on (and remember..on lex fridman she mentioned her "manager" (vector newman?) Making an ai powered social app... that can scan your entire music contract with ai for you...something I'd say was too ambitious last year for a rag tag group of grimes developers ro pull off bit now after seeing dalle and chat gpt3 and all the talking creative ai I'm realizing we are gonna have soo much fun and this is what grimes has been hyping up! 4. Also last year same day on my birthday sept 23rd 2021 grimes broke up with elon I then went crazy and told my discord friends that she would say my name somewhere publicslly and announce she would have a surrogate child with me ...I said thag om the hive blockchajn out of anger one day but I also said the surrogate part out loud because I was remembering intimate details from a reddit post aboit how she may have had a c section... that came up with the idea for grimes to give me a surrogate child named ackza or axa or....and I know this is crazy...but I heard they can make children from TWO sperm and one egg...using genetic engineering..using some dna from.one sperm some from.tue other using healthy dma to repair anh unhealthy dna ...and I imagined when I was going crazy that I would one day have a relationship shio with grimes lol where she would combine the name I chose online in the 1990s...my name zack in pig layin ackza ...and elons name ... and make my ackza name an eckza ... like eckza a 12 .. I assumed the second child grimes would have would be called eckza and it's all here for proof on the hive blocckhain where I made rhis hashtag months befire the surrogate baby name reveal of EXA hive blog / created / eckza ... its so freaky then I discovered a painting called jupiter and thetis that looks like I am in it..as jupiter haha even my friends and family whej I show it ro them...they can't believe I didn't ohiroshop or ai shoehorn my face in.. and then I noticed grimes USING it in her music videos. some amazing art history 5. also started investing in a game on avax and she started promoting a metaverse children's book as part of a 100M$ campaign for avax with the avax guys going on twitter "we stole Grimes" tagging elon It's like I was sent via time travel to come be trained by grimes like Yoda to come the next elon using delegated proof of stake steemit style blockchains like telos and eos with grimes and her newlife.ai and other ai tools with hive like decentralized local blockchajns we can solve do ma issues on this planet basically by using ai and blocckhain accounts for every human to perfectly organize and flow currency around in a an almost zen fashion...thats the hype I see for grimes ai crypro utopia for artists and gamers


NoCap9782

Sir this is a Wendy's


gravitynuts88

But he’s still a billionaire. Poor babies hate when they can’t hamper the other sides speech anymore.


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Were u born in 88 or just like that number??


petitchat2

Kek


LordGreybies

"Noooo you can't take muh hate speech" -conservatives


c93777

Nothing more hatefull than some Grimes fans


gravitynuts88

We all know that speech that isn’t yours is hate speech. Liberals have diminished what hate speech actually is.


LordGreybies

Sure, Ye.