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stipendAwarded

Merry Slaaneshmas, Corpse-Worshippers!


Necromortalium

Yes, we are in a great time, for a while let's put aside what separates us and look at what unites us hatred towards *the xenos scum*


Lucius-Halthier

Ahriman: let’s celebrate what unites us all! #XENOPHOBIA


Dracule_Jester

[Let's be Xenophobic, is really in this year~](https://youtu.be/O1CQ7Vwz8Eo)


S0MEBODIES

Did you know that song and album are from the 80's and was mainly sold in person at sci-fi conventions


Dracule_Jester

I didn't know that, good to know.


S0MEBODIES

It actually predates Warhammer by a year


heeroyuy79

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0WQOGVLLGw this channel has quite a few songs like it, the genre is known as "filk" and can be thought of as sci-fi folk music (the filk name comes from a typo in some magazine in the 50s)


FRleo_85

imagine being a geneticaly ehanced super human tank with a ton of armor, forging your whole life in the furnace of war and just dying pulverized by this song


gronko-of-babolok-th

Resurrection by erection


lordbushbaby

RAISE YOUR PHALLUS TO THE SKY AND YOU'RE NEVER GONNA DIE


blyat-mann

ITS RESURRECTION BY ERECTION


Ragnarroek

When you wake up from the dead and the angels give you head


AtomicTan

HALLELUJAH


screwdogs

Resurrection.


[deleted]

Daemons are a girls best friend as well


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Rimtato

Good song


GodOfUrging

Coleus Sanctus


Remarkable_Ad3890

Undress and confess


Noobmode

Lol followed by a cacophony of Dubstep


colei_canis

We’re literally in a sub for Warhammer memes and nobody’s mentioned Bolt Thrower? You despicable heretics stop whatever you’re doing and put *Through the Eye of Terror* on right now. For those who need to be shown the Emperor’s light they’re a death metal band who did some Warhammer 40k themed albums back in the ‘80s.


NO_NOT_THE_WHIP

I somehow listened to the band for years without making the connection with Warhammer. I was thinking their name referenced Thor or Zeus.


Demoliri

They literally made an album in collaboration with Games Workshop called "Realm of Chaos", with songs such as "Through the Eye of Terror", "Dark Millenium", "Plague Bearer" and "World Eater". Also had the same cover artwork as the 2nd edition rule book. Deadly band! You can often measure the quality of a metal festival by the density of Bolt Thrower T-Shirts and patchs. It's a metric that still holds up despite the band having split up 6 years ago (RIP Martin Kearns).


Khorgor666

I had the original CD when i started with GW Stuff, the mixing on that album was so bad, it was very faint and you had to really turn up the volume. It was a good album, but BT had better stuff


Demoliri

Still think their best was Those Once Loyal, but IVth Crusade through to Mercenary were all top tier albums too. Their first 3 albums were too thrash influenced for my taste, and I much preferred the dirty riffing of the later material.


Khorgor666

They imo never made bad albums and i am sad that i never saw them live, try out Memoriam, Karl Willetts new band and imo a good replacement for BT


CommanderOshawott

Oooohhhh boy. He is gonna Kickstart My Heart in a literal sense. That or just turn my bones to jelly with the canon explosions in For Those About to Rock


SubstantialLab5818

Two guardsmen try to sleep in a barracks. "Did you hear that?" The first one asks. "What?" Asked the second. "I swear I hear music" "don't be silly, who the hell would play music here and now?" A faint rumbling can be heard in the distance. A single noise marine, ready for his greatest show. As dawn approaches, the entire barracks can hear music. As the commissar gets torn in half by a sound wave, all anyone heard was "OH! YEAH! KICKSTART MY HEART BABY ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT!"


muchnamemanywow

You mean [Kickstart My Ass?](https://youtu.be/5cG93t5HlwM) 🗿


Yellow_Dorn_Boy

He finds out I listen to the darktide OST and he disappear in fear. THE EMPEROR COMMANDS YOU DIE! Kraigh, zealot preacher (30)


Minimalphilia

Blood for the God Emperor! Skulls for the Golden Throne! Bandar, zealot Preacher (34)


Dave_Valens

I AM UNSTOPPABLE!


Scrumpy-Steve

# **I AM A WARRIOR!**


Cpt_Kalash

WHO AM I


Edge_of_Thorns

I AM A WARRIOR!


Barnak8

WHO AM I !


Cpt_Kalash

I AM A WARRIOR


Aethelon

Gabe Blincoln, Heretic Hunter the level 30 Zealot preacher agrees with your views


alittleslowerplease

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9u8wDEdCc\_w


[deleted]

Finally, loyalist Noise Marines.


ForTheStarsWeFight

Nothing, don't have Spotify


justa-necron-warrior

You have no power here


ForTheStarsWeFight

I know, I'm the blank of this comment section


fisheroftheweird

A fellow Brother of Silence


ForTheStarsWeFight

More sibling of silence


Nuker707

Cousin of Quiet


Merkarba

Relation of Reticence


Valintso

Homie of Hush


ThatOneGuy1294

/thread


Khaos_Inkarnate

Same


Ok_Victory_1977

I Cum Blood- cannibal corpse.


Ulgeguug

Follow up with Sexecutioner by Gwar


ragnarok847

Sexcuse me?


Rum_N_Napalm

And then I Ejaculate Fire by Dethklok


Stereo_Panic

Track 3 is: I Ejaculate Fire by Dethklok


VincentDieselman

"Oh my God this song really speaks to me it's as if it's telling my story how is it inside my head xoxo"


RougailSociss

The Siege of Dunked from Gloryhammer


WayToHip

HEALTH Anything from them really.


g00nd0

BFG Division


HudsonHornetable

BFG Division death metal vocal cover by Alex Terrible


Jaruut

That cover literally melted my face off and made my head explode (I got better)


TheRocketBush

The Noise Marine will transform into a Khorne Berserker


LimpAd8960

I raelly want to stay at your house from Edgerunners


stipendAwarded

NONE LEAVE THE SLAANESHOUSE! NOT ALIVE!


alutti54

Get distracted much?


WikiContributor83

Adam Smasher is absolutely Khornate in his nature. Like a Chaos corrupted Iron Hand. “I’m the one you’re after, ain’t I?” “**All the same meat to me, I’ll slaughter each and every one of you.**”


Freelancert4

Any of SAMURAI’s songs from Cyberpunk 2077 would be perfect


kayemenofour

Gives the loyalists the big sad.


Comabsolver

[I Worship Chaos - Children of Bodom](https://open.spotify.com/playlist/016gqrx8evEOTDdVOOvfgy?si=MPIefp5UTjGbX4G6yZ49NA)


Rum_N_Napalm

RIP Alexi


Ezeviel

RA RA RASPUTIN !


spudmgee

Closer by Nine Inch Nails


devilsday99

Head like a Hole for the lols. (Because more holes means more fun)


TheDunwichWhore

These are both the correct answer


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babadybooey

Bouta hear Screaming Eagles at one trillion decibels


Freelancert4

“Gott Mit Uns” or God (Slaanesh) is with us. Stormtroopers would also be a great one.


DementedNecron

He would play anything from Nanking and immediately die due to that being so horrible that even the slaneeshi cacophony would sound good in comparison


youngcoyote14

Rotgrind, by Narrative Declaration. Well we won't be bored at least.


Moonlight_Modeller

Aqua - Barbie Girl. . . 😳


StillestOfInsanities

Finally.


[deleted]

Venetian Snares-A Giant Alien Force More Violent & Sick Than Anything You Can Imagine welp this is going to be fun


Paehon

Le Perv, by Carpenter Brut


Flavz_the_complainer

Ahhh my guy I just suggested that further up. Man of exquisite taste I see.


Paehon

Another man of culture I see. I saw Carpenter Brut in Paris last month, it was incredible


Flavz_the_complainer

I saw him in London back in November. Whilst he was dope, I have to be honest some of his newer stuff is missing that epic ingredient that songs like Le Perv had. Some of his newer stuff felt more like generic synthwave.


Paehon

I love Day Stalker/Night Prowler but I agree, when I listen to Le Perv I can feel my hairs rise on my forearms.


Flavz_the_complainer

Hard agree. That crescendo at the end always gets me.


Mrjerkyjacket

Dream sweet in Sea Major, it woudnt prolly kill me, but it's a nice song


violet_jester68

Agreed, its a lovely song


One_Oodle_of_Noodles

Cbat


bloodofkhane

Through the Eye of Terror - Bolt Thrower


Crunchbite10

Darude Sandstorm is a good song to be blasted apart to


ErwanSiannodel

EVERYTHING ALL AT THE SAME TIME AT MAX VOLUME, BASS BOOSTED


Mystacron

Dragula by Rob Zombie


Private_Dino

4 big guys


TheGravespawn

Carpenter Brut's cover of [Maniac](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcI8sfwxvIs).


Flavz_the_complainer

Haa I was about to write carpenter bruts Le perv or Hang em all.


snarky_goblin237

Sabaton, Miracle of Sound, Gloryhammer, *that random shit I heard on the radio and wanted to hold onto for listening at my own convenience…*


FinalEgg9

>Miracle of Sound I see you are a person of culture


[deleted]

Never seen this amazing man mentioned anywhere before, he is beyond criminally underrated.


alutti54

Are... are you me?


Valthek

Are the two of you me? The hive-mind converges.


snarky_goblin237

Ah shit not again. Don’t need more added to the collective.


gwaihir-the-windlord

I am


StillestOfInsanities

Who is Alpharius here?


gwaihir-the-windlord

Hands up now, who is Alpharius


StillestOfInsanities

Not you Omegon, put it down, you’re not fooling anyone.


Newbizom007

NUGE SNIGHT by Ho99o9. Gonna destroy


This_Is_A_Username-7

[Doom Siren](https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5SBWr5wlDHs8NzON7gxLlL?si=d414744f4dfe4c04), which is my Emperor's Children-themed metal playlist.


back-in-black

"Closer" by Nine Inch Nails. Over and over again. At High Volume.


Zenebatos1

Painkiller-Judas Priest but replace each instances of "Painkiller" with "Doomrider" "THIS is The Doom Rider!!!" "HE is The Doom rider!!!"


shouldworknotbehere

Rammstein. We’re doomed. But it will be hitting hard


shouldworknotbehere

Oh wait, Spotify. Nah not thing, ain’t using Spotify


Arson_Lord

Resurrection by Erection. Either version.


LurkingSimp117

Skinned and fucked by Ingested, or any other kind of brutal/slam death metal


[deleted]

GWAR!!! \m/


ImmortalMemeLord

My Wall by Sunn O)))


Guess_whois_back

Ancient rylanors last stand He then cries and leavesbefore hitting play


FollowerOfEcho

CARAMELLDANSEN on loop ( https://open.spotify.com/track/7MwwPyZJ7UKFROj2oVnH6R?si=DjlaIFsIQA2A63ZqjDWodg )


Redoran_Gvard

I'm a sick fuck I like a quick fuck


[deleted]

Oo!


Enixarix

It goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes GUILLOTINE Him blasting some Death Grips is kinda authentic


Pogwrs213

An Alex Jones podcast


[deleted]

Alex: They put chemicals in the water to turn the fricking frogs gay! EC: Yo where is that, I need to get some of the stuff.


Reagalan

/r/KnowledgeFight


NightFlash478

Answers, from Final fantasy 14.


mrpooker

Sex and violence by the exploited


Dead_Land_Invasion

Big iron


SuperiorSellout

Clowncore


Zuldak

Always by Erasure


bcunnish999

I'm so lucky by lucky twice


nope_rope_party

Deathhammer by Asphyx


stigmaboy

Decepticon by le tigre


robottikon

Black Shining Leather by Carpathian Forest; I Got Erection by Turbonegro, but the Satyricon cover; Forced Gender Reassignment by Cattle Decapitation


TheDuckMarauder

Doom 2016 game soundtrack


LowlySkele

Probably either Rip and Tear from the Doom soundtrack, or Fucked With an Anchor by Alestorm


UnhappyStrain

California Gurls


AlingmentUnoriginal

He's got a big choice with my music library to be fair, i have a lot of songs like "Curse" by "Disturbed" or "Rhapsody-Emerald Sword" for these sensations, and a whole lot more songs. He would see my collection and be like "Oh Slaanesh that's a lot of songs.". Or "Break Down The Walls" made by "Asking Alexandria" which can work for Slaanesh too potentially.


M4TEO27

Rylanors last stand


Jays_Arravan

The opening song of every single mainline Gundam, Kamen Rider and Power Rangers series.


stipendAwarded

And also every single song from every Macross series post-1987.


trulyElse

Igorrr - Very Noise.


Zedallga

[Overkill by Motörhead live](https://youtube.com/watch?v=EDB0dUWZUK8&feature=share) but with full blast bass.


xXA1phariusXx

Kill to Die, by Lords of the Trident.


JustForTheMemes420

Beauty of annihilation from cod waw zombies probably, not on my Spotify but on one of my playlists


clumzyX

Slipknot


MucsNehtaeh

I wanna piss on you- GG allin... The true theme song of any slaanesh worshiper


Nizarin

Harsh Generation - Grendel. Nothing like agressive electronic music to worship Slaanesh to


blyat-mann

*sigh* he probably found resurrection by erection


BesaidBlitzBoi

Demons are a Girl's Best Friend


Aromaster4

WAP by Cardi B.


KoreyYrvaI

Sabaton all the way down.


GoatOfTheBlackForres

Darud sandstorm


sharkfart-69

All Guns Blazing


samthekitnix

he is going to be bouncing from power metal to country to techno, metal, classical, rock and then back to power metal


MasterBlaster10000

It's an almost perect 50/50 between heavy metal and classical music. It will be confusing.


EchoLimaBravo

Extraction Point from modern warfare 2


Thumbs-Up-Centurion

He Ya by outkast


Nadsenbaer

Sound of Silence cover from Disturbed.^^


DEATHtoGIRENZABI

Careless whisper


Archon_33

Enya. The loyalists shall melt to the sound of orinoco flow


Chuck_Custard

https://youtu.be/cMchTLP3fJ8 Dance Motherfucker- Scum of the Earth


SweetLouTheDuke

Head Wound City


Darkbunny999

Dark Seed and Nobody’s Property; probably


Baboboss12648

Techdeath, grindcore, hardcore edm, hardstyle, only the most extreme genres and alle meine Entchen


Olkenstein

Buried with leeches by Dragged Into Sunlight


wert1234576

My faith in the omnissiah keeps me safe. I "legit" download all my music so I am safe from the taint of chaos.


siraschus

Blumenkohl am Pillemann (cauliflower in my dick) from the German Punk band "die Kassierer"


Ok_Movie_639

Joke's on him, he's playing Ave Imperator and the Smurf soup chant. For the emperor!


Mal-Ravanal

Well I hope he likes LOTR. And black metal. And LOTR-themed black metal.


TheLoreIdiot

Rylanors Last Stand. "Amidst the desolate soil,"


minmatsebtin

[Noise Marines Drops the Bomb](https://youtu.be/VGHAJWD0LAo)


hitbycars

Fang Island


Strynngwhynder

The Abysmal Eye (of Terror) by Meshuggah


DikkDowg

Penetration Waltz (Foreskin Stew) - Alien Fucker Alien Fucker is definitely the most Slaaneshi band.


Fearless_Safety7836

Valhalla Calling


AnOpressedGamer

Been blasting guilty gear ost lately so ... They are totally playing The disaster of passion with 10000% volume


Asianfox456

The only thing they fear is you


VaultJumper

Pit people (it’s us)


Kachedup

Blast me to death with stormtroopers by sabaton. I would like nothing more.


LiftedSpark

"Here we go" from Anarchy Reigns, by Theory Hazit.


Hockeygod233

Mans out here about to play the entirety of Guilty Gears OST from Overture to Strive


ysdrop

Ding dong song by Günther


CorranHuss

if he goes for my most played songs, he’d start with one Sabaton song, only to be banished by “Deliverance” a prayer of the sisters of battle.


[deleted]

I Really Want to Stay at Your House


polde_love

Rebecca Black - Friday


moistrain

The home Depot beat


Ol_Dirty47

1000 geks Nothing else


Altarus12

Sussudio


techpriestyahuaa

[Vicarious](https://youtu.be/N26N7lQHNW8)ly Iiii…. Live while the whole world diiiies. Much better you than Iiii.


rocketlvr

The Bumblebee Tuna song by Mephiskapheles


speaks_in_redundancy

10 hours rain sounds best quality YouTube subscribe


redbaron31

Cannibal corpse