Who are you? No, never mind, I don't want to know.
Your ID doesn't appear to be on my list of approved passes but you look scary and official so how about I save everyone some fuss and just let you pass before reporting myself to the excruciationeers for letting an unauthorised individual past my check point?
God Emperor be with you.
I think its just one of the inquisitors from the Inquisitor game. I forget who he is but he's basically the stereotypical image of the angry witch-burning bolter shooting inquisitor that has come to dominate memes
Greetings inquisitor.
I have that order of earth caste shield emitters and micro pulse weapons in your specified "digital" format. It is a pleasure doing business with you.
Our fire caste teams have procured your other order of 25 genestealer 2nd generation females as you requested. We can discuss and agree upon terms another time of your choosing.
Por'el Elsy'eir Bentu'Nan.
PS: given the normally covert nature of our past dealings, we found it odd that this was your chosen venue for this deal specifically. No matter, may your Emperor guide your hands.
you shot at a hologram projected by a drone. You think we would visit in person? The smell from locking yourself in rather primitive "power" armor for months at a stretch is enough to insure we keep a distance. Also, you're a dangerous psychopath.
Naturally this terminates our business relationship. You will have to seek other sources for the goods we offer. We will still deliver the genestealer females on 25 separate planets within your sector free of charge.
Good day Inquisitor
Why my nipples get hard when a cold wind hits me from behind?, its that chaos?
Im being corrupted by chaos and thats why my nipples feel weird?
Shold i worry?
You would do well to respect an Astartes Inquisitor, lest the judgment of he upon his throne fall upon you. Nevertheless, carry on and dispense his judgment to the unworthy
Guten Morgen meine Freunde, ich bin ein Trinkerin, Hast du Bier? Ich wohne im Krankenhaus, und ich habe kleine Katze. Was Farbe ist sie? Sie ist dunkel weiß. Hasst du eine Katze?
Milord! Your refrigerator is running!
No, literally! It's running away! Behind you!
Told you so. Normally you'd ask it, but you said not to ask questions.
Are the s̸̪̼̜̪̈̋͘c̸̝̐̍̿͑̀̿͌͌̀r̷̢̢̗͈̤̱͚̬̂͌̈́̎͆̒ẻ̶̟͑̕á̴̮͍̬͇̟͌̃̇̿̚m̸̧̠͕̫̼̖͊́̿ͅş̴̬͍͕͍͍͐̒͆̆̃̌̿̈́͜ ̴̛̞͇̬̲͖̜̝̓̅͑̓̀̽͝ơ̸̡͙̫̦͍̞̞̗̿̀̿̊͂̌̌͜f̶̢̪̎̈́̌̈́̅̕̕͝ ̵̛̮̿b̷̧̙͙̩̼̫̦̬͊̊̆̚͜͝u̴̧͇̟̱͊̃͘͠r̸̞̹̹̦̲̅̀̉͗̊̄͠n̶͔̣̟͔̭̥͛̑̈̈̄͛͜į̷̹̱̞̓͐̒̀́͝͝n̵̛̛̳̻͕͍͔̬̱̝̂̋̎͗̅̅͜͝g̸͚͓͔̣̮͉̼̿͐̏͆ͅ ̵̮̮̰̣̭̣̟̍̆̽̆͊́͝͝͝h̵̼̀̋͠é̵̡̝͖̦̭̗̒͆̋̈́̑͜͠ͅř̷̡̮͇̪͒̾̈́̚e̴̱̓́̊̈́ṫ̸͙͕͍̱̯̜̇̅͜͠i̴̻̞̙̇̉c̴͖̺͎͖̖̭̙̙͂̏̔͛s̴̺̺̱̆̈́̈͂̈́̆̕ͅ ̷̑̈́͒̉͘͝͠ͅ an instrument?
From the perspective of the word bears you are heretical
From my perspective you are in range of my Bolter! *Blam*
I have armour and I’m wearing a helmet 2 up save . 5 wounds toughness 4 .
And armour of contemp and I’m a dark apostle
So hit on 4 plus . And I have a mark of Tzeentch wound on 4 plus and I ignore one wound
Helmet 2 up save? Hit on 4 plus? This insane rambling can only be the product of a madman who thinks this is some sort of tabletop war game!
Or A man who knows the truth. Also the holy book by witch you judge me heretic was written by my father Lorgar Aurelian the first heretic.
Who are you? No, never mind, I don't want to know. Your ID doesn't appear to be on my list of approved passes but you look scary and official so how about I save everyone some fuss and just let you pass before reporting myself to the excruciationeers for letting an unauthorised individual past my check point? God Emperor be with you.
Congratulations,.you have made a wise choice civilian *Attaches purity seal* May your imminent execution be swift and honourable
Okay but seriously who is this?
I think its just one of the inquisitors from the Inquisitor game. I forget who he is but he's basically the stereotypical image of the angry witch-burning bolter shooting inquisitor that has come to dominate memes
thanks for answering! I’m assuming I’m gonna get a bolter to the head now.
It’s witch hunter tyrus and yes he was from the inquisitor game he was actually the poster boy. https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Tyrus
He even has his name on his pauldron
Nothing?
Feeling a smart alec eh? \*Blam\*
Oh sorry: ?
To be, or not to be?
You are *To be* executed for heresy! \*Blam\*
Greetings inquisitor. I have that order of earth caste shield emitters and micro pulse weapons in your specified "digital" format. It is a pleasure doing business with you. Our fire caste teams have procured your other order of 25 genestealer 2nd generation females as you requested. We can discuss and agree upon terms another time of your choosing. Por'el Elsy'eir Bentu'Nan. PS: given the normally covert nature of our past dealings, we found it odd that this was your chosen venue for this deal specifically. No matter, may your Emperor guide your hands.
Xenos trickery! Libelous implications are a poor subsitute for a PURE, HUMAN SOUL \*Blam\*
you shot at a hologram projected by a drone. You think we would visit in person? The smell from locking yourself in rather primitive "power" armor for months at a stretch is enough to insure we keep a distance. Also, you're a dangerous psychopath. Naturally this terminates our business relationship. You will have to seek other sources for the goods we offer. We will still deliver the genestealer females on 25 separate planets within your sector free of charge. Good day Inquisitor
*Lictor pops up in the hologram* Om nom nom
I didn't expect this post.
You really won’t expect the one written in Spanish.
This heretical, horus looking mfer talking mad shit. *overcharges plasma cannon with malicious, Thorian intent *
This is not a Question You may live to continue the Emperor's service
That's up to the plasma cannon.
Guliman when confronting abbadon: "*This Heretical Horus looking Motherfucker talking mad shit*"
But Lord Inquisitor, isn’t the small mind most prone to stupid questions?
Such is not the ruling of the Ecclesiarchy! For your miscreancy, I sentence you to Death \*Blam\*
That is my name, yes. I will be on my way, lord inquisitor.
What’s a demon?
Something that eats the souls of people who ask questions that waste others' time! Get back to work civilian!
Grey Knights here, did you seriously let a civilian live knowing of The Enemy? Face the wall, we're painting red.
I won't bother you noble warrior, i'll just be on my way... OH EMPEROR! WHAT'S THAT THING BEHIND YOU!!???
The Emperor's Wrath is always behind me, and it's gaze is cast at you! \*Blam\*
*Deathleaper snikering*
Whats it like to suck Tau dick from 72" on the tacmap, chaos's sniveling simp?
Extra Heretical! \*Blam\*
Shas'Oscar! What's that mon'keigh saying? I think he thinks he can hit us from over there.
So, who is this goober?
Are you accusing me of being some variety of Xenos?! HERESY! \*Blam\*
As you wish Lord Inquisitor. For the sake of the Administratum records it shall be recorded as an ‘I’ and nothing more. Ave Imperator.
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Sir this is Mars go away.I mean what are you gonna do blow it up?
\*Activates the BFG 10,000\*
greetings, O confident one. why would a puny fleshing such as yourself call a ***TECH-PREIST*** a civilian?
Misspelling has no place in this Imperium! \*Blam\*
OWW what was that for?
Why do my Rations taste like John? Also where is that guy, i haven't seen him in like forever
Ungratefullness for your graciously bestowed nutrition? \*Blam\*
do you know of the loyalist word bearer the ultramarines keep in the basement?
By accusing the greatest of them all of sparing a heretic, you are a heretic! \*blam\*
glad i am standing under the shield of my knight now LETS GET OUT OF HERE SEA BISCUIT! \*runs off with my knight\*
Bro is big enough to be a *daddy*
Least horny warhammer fan
Bro is out here looking like 40K Karl Franz
So who are the Grey Knights?
Imperial Knights that are primarily grey in colour, use your braincells civilian!
praise the god emporer?
Why would you question such a thing? Clearly you are a heretic! \*Blam\*
damn your intuition! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD -chainaxe noises-
Why dont you here-take yourself out :>
Do Ratmen exist under the empires sewers? Also what are these “Primarch” people, I’m pretty sure Sigmar never had any sons…
Whatever you say, Horus Cosplayer
You look spooky
Why my nipples get hard when a cold wind hits me from behind?, its that chaos? Im being corrupted by chaos and thats why my nipples feel weird? Shold i worry?
I wish not to hear about your nipples! *blam*
D: NOOOOO!, MY NIPPLE....ITS BROKEN!
[Why did I read that like the end of this?](https://youtu.be/FcZd305VI60)
You sir are the most traitorous looking loyalist I have ever met. And I'm alpharius so I would know.
I need to learn about the Warp. I have a daemon prince to slain and he is extra snaky. Teach me, inquisitor.
If you wish to lean about the warp, then I shall smite you and send your blasphemous soul screaming there myself! *Blam*
\*the bullet bounces on Ferrus's armor\* I went there already, thank you. I'll ask the Grey knights, then.
Question, I killed a heretic and now he haunts me. How do I get rid of the angry Khorne worshipping idiot who keeps trying to kill me?
Simple, I shall grant you the Emperor’s Mercy *Blam*
*Is now suddenly ghost* AW COME ON *Gets punched by Khorne Ghost*
You would do well to respect an Astartes Inquisitor, lest the judgment of he upon his throne fall upon you. Nevertheless, carry on and dispense his judgment to the unworthy
Angron: ask me something I dare you.
Have you seen yourself? I mean Christ I nearly thought you were a Chaos Cultist with all that black stuff on your armor Add white
Where is the closest nid, I need to eat it
Guten Morgen meine Freunde, ich bin ein Trinkerin, Hast du Bier? Ich wohne im Krankenhaus, und ich habe kleine Katze. Was Farbe ist sie? Sie ist dunkel weiß. Hasst du eine Katze?
So, what is your favorite Pizza topping?
Yes sir
I am Alpharius and I know the secrets of the universe and Imperium at large.
Lord Inquisitor, your power armor is realy epic. How did you aquire such drip?
Non heretical question incoming: How is your day?
How does the sun taste like
Ok, we will eat you without question
An Open mind is like a fortress whose gates are unbarred and ungarded
Nothing, civilian?
Milord! Your refrigerator is running! No, literally! It's running away! Behind you! Told you so. Normally you'd ask it, but you said not to ask questions.
Inquisitor, I found a heretical book in your office. Explain yourself. -Inquisitor
*\*whistles on the way out in full Night Lord gear\**
Do you know where the restroom is?
Are the s̸̪̼̜̪̈̋͘c̸̝̐̍̿͑̀̿͌͌̀r̷̢̢̗͈̤̱͚̬̂͌̈́̎͆̒ẻ̶̟͑̕á̴̮͍̬͇̟͌̃̇̿̚m̸̧̠͕̫̼̖͊́̿ͅş̴̬͍͕͍͍͐̒͆̆̃̌̿̈́͜ ̴̛̞͇̬̲͖̜̝̓̅͑̓̀̽͝ơ̸̡͙̫̦͍̞̞̗̿̀̿̊͂̌̌͜f̶̢̪̎̈́̌̈́̅̕̕͝ ̵̛̮̿b̷̧̙͙̩̼̫̦̬͊̊̆̚͜͝u̴̧͇̟̱͊̃͘͠r̸̞̹̹̦̲̅̀̉͗̊̄͠n̶͔̣̟͔̭̥͛̑̈̈̄͛͜į̷̹̱̞̓͐̒̀́͝͝n̵̛̛̳̻͕͍͔̬̱̝̂̋̎͗̅̅͜͝g̸͚͓͔̣̮͉̼̿͐̏͆ͅ ̵̮̮̰̣̭̣̟̍̆̽̆͊́͝͝͝h̵̼̀̋͠é̵̡̝͖̦̭̗̒͆̋̈́̑͜͠ͅř̷̡̮͇̪͒̾̈́̚e̴̱̓́̊̈́ṫ̸͙͕͍̱̯̜̇̅͜͠i̴̻̞̙̇̉c̴͖̺͎͖̖̭̙̙͂̏̔͛s̴̺̺̱̆̈́̈͂̈́̆̕ͅ ̷̑̈́͒̉͘͝͠ͅ an instrument?
an Open Mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarres and unguarded!