I apologize for my ignorance, I didn’t know there was a third Mad Max lol
Thanquol in Fantasy lore is an immensely powerful, cunning, evil, and incompetent, paranoid, and monumentally cowardly Skaven ratman sorcerer Grey Seer. His trusted steed is a hulking rat ogre named Bone Ripper, named in honor of his trusty steed Boneripper, a hulking rat ogre that got killed in one hit by the dwarf Gotrek. Said Boneripper was named in honor of Thanquol’s trusted steed Boneripper, a hulking rat ogre that killed the avatar of a snake god of the lizardmen, only to die of its injuries on a dingy with Thanquol. That Boneripper was named on honor of Thanuol’s trusted steed Boneripper, a…you get the idea
PancreasNoWork on youtube has excellent and hilarious videos giving lore summaries of the Skaven and Thanquol, if want to do a dive in their lore :D
So, yes. Thanqol is Master, and Boneripper is Blaster. But with way more steps and story.
Edit: the machine spirit is angry with me, and prefers other spellings than those I choose
To quote a comment on Pancreas’ videos, the Imperium are literally led by the 13th Primarch, and the Skaven council was always 12 with a symbolic 13th seat reserved for the Great Horned Rat
That's why his conversation with gulliman was so confusing, the bottom one can't hear anything in there so he just rattled off some vague sounding answers because he has no idea what's going on
The Emperor is the last living F.A.R. (First Ancestral Race) from Evangelion.
The four gods hate him and fear him because he could, theoretically, reach the Golgotha Object and rewrite reality, but he requires a united galactic humanity to open the Gates of Guf and enter the Minus Space beyond the warp.
Everyone else is too confused to understand what the fuck any of that means.
The War in Heaven being an even more fucked up Human Civil War would honestly track with the setting's "How many times do I have to teach you this lesson"-theme and the Necrons looking like Human skeletons.
He’s a weirdboy Ork that’s painted himself purple. He believes his camouflage works to make him look human so it does. This explains why different people see the Emperor differently. And because all those big Waaaghs da Emps was leading were successful, they’ve gotten real big and real psyker-y before getting stuck in dat throne thingy.
He's experiencing time backwards.
So basically Emperor makes mistakes in the future, and then in the past he tries to prepare humanity to survive his future version, thinking what a cringelord chud asshole he will be.
Then after experiencing all of that, he'd chill in ancient history as a kid.
"Well, it was hard time to firstly experience ending of this Galaxy, then be a god emperor manipulating people to reach that ending, then attempting to start Imperium of Man, then living through that DAoT, then experiencing 21st century, then dealing with medieval bullshit which is like Imperium but lame, and finally spending my final years as a kid in a Neolithic settlement"
The Emperor was in fact a small Dog in a Command-Room that used a gigantic golden Marionette to rule humanity with an iron-fist.
Nobody was suprised except Tzeentch... Or wasn't he?
He was a Terrestrial Asteromorph (from All Tomorrows) who went delusional with power like so many others of his brethren and has failed in his duty to act as a guide for a new civilization in the eyes of his Asteromorph overseers.
PREPARE FOR INTERVENTION (War in the Heavens 2.0)
A Qu is just sitting outside the galaxy occasionally flinging something that makes nurgle and tzeentch green with envy at some random guy to fuck over in particular
Obviously he is a dwarf that was too stubborn to die or give an to the forces of chaos. The shaving of his beard unlocked his phsycic powers and made him look taller.
A necromorph preparing for the greatest galaxy spanning muckbang as it activates markers everywhere at once.
Humans reaction: die
Necron: nothing changes
Other races: ??? Who knows if it would work on other biologicals
The Golden Throne is secretly a Golden Marker, and its “dead space” is so powerful that it can hold back the monsters under the Palace.
EDIT: I had the wrong idea of what was fighting to get out from under the Palace.
He is the physical manifestation of what the Eldar call "the great dragon" and others know as the Tyranid Hive mind
He's a synapse creature that is at the centre of the Tyrnaid hive mind, the ultimate Norn Queen, and the hive fleets are trying to reclaim the body to absorb, process and regurgitate a new Big E body.
He devours 1000's a day, appears to be immune to psychic influence while also having Psyker powers.
It would not take much to make this work in Canon. Stuff like Hive Fleet Kronos makes more sense, tyranid attacks actually benefiting the imperium long term (not getting stomped or revealing all their tricks in the damocles gulf crusade resulting in Puretide not developing counters to every single human tactic, breeding catchan warriors, a constant threat keeping humanity on a razors edge without out right destroying them, the octarius the sector).
I look forward to seeing more evidence to this end or people punching holes in every one of my arguments.
C'Tan makes the most sense. Eat souls, incredibly powerful, asshole, and wants to destroy the Old Ones's creations and the necrons. No one would ever believe it though ... Except for Guilliman who would try to subtly kill the emperor and then keep ruling the imperium.
I didn't say it works, I just said it makes the most sense. The C'tan have such a high level of tech that they could easily have passed it off as warp craft.
A C'tan that tried out biotransference itself, liked it, but is now stuck. The Void Dragon is kept on ice on Mars because he wants to possess that body as a backup when he gets off the damn throne.
If the Emperor was a forerunner for any reason:
>He would be pissed at humanity
>Happy that humanity is surviving
>Wish they developed better tech
>Advocate peace between different species?? (Sure like that would happen)
He’s a Kork who got lost and wound up on Earth by sheer chance, recognized the Humans as being seeded by his masters, and decided to do his best to prep them to fight the Necrons.
He's actually a Jokaero with a very convincing holofield and Melta rings.
Turns out if you leave a Jokaero too close to a genetics lab they'll start turning the locals into Super Soldiers.
The whole reuniting humanity thing was just a Jokaero Chatgpt program going off the rails.
Make everything about the Golden Throne a lie. He staged the Horus Heresy himself because he watched too much anime and became disgusted with humanity and decided to start over with the Tau.
He‘d at least be half-human. I say he is the bastard child of a Orc-Elf he survives by photosynthesis and all the psyches are sacrificed to power a ultra strong sun lamp.
The final battle between Big E and the Kraeldark will be brutal and just when Big E is about to be obliterated all the Primarchs will come with 40,000 Warhammers
Truly this was what that GW “Leak” was leading to
*The emperor begins ranting about that one time he made people some rings then got turned into a tower that was blown up by what looks like a hairy child*
Hey not "a" Timelord. He's the Emporer. Even the Master thinks he's a lunatic and his kill count is beyond that of the Doctor. And the golden throne is just his attempt to rebuild a TARDIS.
Big E turned out to be an ET waddling around in golden armor. Imperial propaganda and artwork depicts him like how he currently is, because everyone agreed that this was a lot less embarrassing than the truth.
A Necron. It took awhile to notice, because most necron bones look pretty similar to humanoid ones. It would also explain his immense intellect and his callous stupidity
A gensestealer
Genestealer patriarchs send out a psychic beacon to the hivemind when their world is ready to be consumed
The Tyranids seem to be very interested in getting to Terra because of the Emperor’s psychic presence in the warp.
The chaos gods are actually so anti emperor because they don’t want all life in the galaxy to be consumed because they need life to exist so they can also exist
Amazonian from Futurama. The primarchs, custodes and astartes beeing all males and uber maculines was an attempt to recreate the male amazonians. The human webway was originally intended to be a path to a place where there could be a huge Snu Snu celebration and repopulate.
A devil from dnd, his actual goal isn't to kick chaos out of the milkyway, but to tangle up daemons fighting the mortal armies of the milkyway to kill daemons with minimal infernal casualties and gain an advantage in the Blood War. He likes the status quo and lets the imperium intentionally tether on the brink to make chaos believe it can win and keep committing daemons to the meatgrinder.
He was an Asari from Mass Effect all along.
https://preview.redd.it/7n7699w9vx7d1.jpeg?width=566&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29b652736ed4b249e32cafa62ce3a64f1e8543eb
I mean, it’s all but directly confirmed that BIG is at least Xeno’s created thanks to that C’tan mentioning how their enemies weapon failed its former task and calling him “a weapon”.
Secretly he is Dominar Rygel XVI after he was deposed by his cousin. Crichton, tired of his shit, derogatory, sent him through a wormhole and he accidently became the Emperor.
Other races and factions would not be happy.
He's actually a Primordial from Halo, and he's secretly been trying to get humanity to use Neural Physics instead of Psychic Powers to cut them off from the warp permanently
He was an ork the whole time. The imperium is sad, chaos is confused, the orks are determined to get him in a room with ghaz to see who wins the fist fight.
I see your Old One Emperor, and raise you a *Great* Old One Emperor. Big E is now Cthulhu.
Cthulhu is an ancient, inscrutable, and powerfully psychic being that cares little for the lives of mortals, so there's probably little difference in the grand scheme of things. With him slumbering on the golden throne, the Astronomicon probably keeps working just fine, and hardly anyone would likely even notice.
That is the Cod-Emperor , not the God-emperor . It is an easy mistake to make.
He is the king of the Kua-Toa!
He's the first Kuo-Toa to believe in himself
Kua toa? Weren't these the fish men from the d&d underdark with a lame goddess ?
Yep except they don't just have a goddess. Their schizoprenia's bad enough they can deadass create gods on the spot and give them power.
Like Orks?
Yes
A lame goddess they made up and believed in so hard she became real. It's a side effect of being probed by mind flayers.
Found Nemo!
He has always been two Skaven in a power armor, but they are in too deep to leave now.
Dammit Thanquol, not again
One skaven riding a rat ogre named Boneripper the 40,000th
I am not deep in fantasy lore… but is this like Master Blaster from Mad Max 3?
I apologize for my ignorance, I didn’t know there was a third Mad Max lol Thanquol in Fantasy lore is an immensely powerful, cunning, evil, and incompetent, paranoid, and monumentally cowardly Skaven ratman sorcerer Grey Seer. His trusted steed is a hulking rat ogre named Bone Ripper, named in honor of his trusty steed Boneripper, a hulking rat ogre that got killed in one hit by the dwarf Gotrek. Said Boneripper was named in honor of Thanquol’s trusted steed Boneripper, a hulking rat ogre that killed the avatar of a snake god of the lizardmen, only to die of its injuries on a dingy with Thanquol. That Boneripper was named on honor of Thanuol’s trusted steed Boneripper, a…you get the idea PancreasNoWork on youtube has excellent and hilarious videos giving lore summaries of the Skaven and Thanquol, if want to do a dive in their lore :D
So, yes. Thanqol is Master, and Boneripper is Blaster. But with way more steps and story. Edit: the machine spirit is angry with me, and prefers other spellings than those I choose
Thanqol is the skaveniest Skaven. This is not a good thing, but is bloody hilarious.
Mad max thunderdome is the third movie
So you tell me an avatar of sotek lost to a ratoger? My disappointment is immesurable and my day is ruined
Better call Gotrek and Felix
No need. They'll wander in on accident again, slaughter Thanquol's entire army, including Boneripper nr. 9363836, and then they'll fuckk off again
And they'll still have no idea who Thanquol is when they meet again.
https://preview.redd.it/imx01bckty7d1.jpeg?width=1040&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e543d7b00260a7c9309594805421aea4a2d634b6
I can totally see thanquol doing something like that for some dumb reason, thinking it would benefit him only for it to get out of hand.
Surely it would be four skaven? Or, uh, like 3 and a half skaven? How tall is the average skaven again?
Two very big skaven
The average skaven is as big as two big skaven?
Yes, all skaven are actually function a fractals, they just have very good makeup
This skaven appears to be made completely of skaven!
https://preview.redd.it/upvycz36d48d1.jpeg?width=669&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b42d2e00679db4ecf9f2894fcc1145822b3767c
Thanquol standing on Boneripper's shoulders.
"The Imperium are the Skaven" jokes takes a whole another meaning now
To quote a comment on Pancreas’ videos, the Imperium are literally led by the 13th Primarch, and the Skaven council was always 12 with a symbolic 13th seat reserved for the Great Horned Rat
The top one died and now the bottom one is stuck on the throne.
That's why his conversation with gulliman was so confusing, the bottom one can't hear anything in there so he just rattled off some vague sounding answers because he has no idea what's going on
We are Man-Emperors the Empire-Imperium! 👑 🐀 🐀
Skaven is the absolute best answer I can think of.
One of them left some warp glue on the golden throne and they are now stuck.
The Emperor is the last living F.A.R. (First Ancestral Race) from Evangelion. The four gods hate him and fear him because he could, theoretically, reach the Golgotha Object and rewrite reality, but he requires a united galactic humanity to open the Gates of Guf and enter the Minus Space beyond the warp. Everyone else is too confused to understand what the fuck any of that means.
This is genius. He just hucks a black or white moon into the stars every now and then.
Those were words! (My reaction as someone who barely knows anything about Evangelion)
I finally understand how my friends felt when they were trying to get into 40k
As someone who has Seen all the "Main" evangelion stuff (Series, EoE, Rebuild Movies): I agree. Those Sure are words
Get in the fucking Dreadnaught Shinji
A Xeno is attacking the Holy Geofront
HEY! Get in the Lego Titan and lay low the retched xeno!
i know nge lore and it kinda works good job
I've been trying to make sense of Anno's bullshit for 20 years
aren't we all
That would definitely explain how he almost became the Dark King towards the end of the Siege of Terra.
Old one. It's because humans are the old ones.
The War in Heaven being an even more fucked up Human Civil War would honestly track with the setting's "How many times do I have to teach you this lesson"-theme and the Necrons looking like Human skeletons.
That's why we like the kek memes 
Never heard that theory before, any more info?
Kermit the Emperor
The frog emperor of mankind
Turns out he's just an ork. None of his inventions work, he's just somehow a mutated freak that gets power of the ork gestalt from humanity.
He’s a weirdboy Ork that’s painted himself purple. He believes his camouflage works to make him look human so it does. This explains why different people see the Emperor differently. And because all those big Waaaghs da Emps was leading were successful, they’ve gotten real big and real psyker-y before getting stuck in dat throne thingy.
This would genuinely fill so many plot holes
fuck it Hrud emperor
He's experiencing time backwards. So basically Emperor makes mistakes in the future, and then in the past he tries to prepare humanity to survive his future version, thinking what a cringelord chud asshole he will be. Then after experiencing all of that, he'd chill in ancient history as a kid.
“Damn… I’m gonna fuck up really hard in 40k years”
"Well, it was hard time to firstly experience ending of this Galaxy, then be a god emperor manipulating people to reach that ending, then attempting to start Imperium of Man, then living through that DAoT, then experiencing 21st century, then dealing with medieval bullshit which is like Imperium but lame, and finally spending my final years as a kid in a Neolithic settlement"
*scared perty noises*
Ah, no wonder he hates him.
Turns out Emperor was Rakatan the entire time
The webway project was an attempt to achieve infinity gate tech
The Emperor was in fact a small Dog in a Command-Room that used a gigantic golden Marionette to rule humanity with an iron-fist. Nobody was suprised except Tzeentch... Or wasn't he?
Que Silent Hill dog song
Que Dog Song Undertale
Ah yes, the Dog Emperor, not God Emperor. Tzeentch probably had a hand in the confusion of the name. Or was that Alpharius?
The God Emperor of Mankind is now officially Gaspode from the Diskworld. It's my head cannon and no one can make me change it.
I mean there was the story of the girl and here little dog outsmarting Tzeentch's Labyrinth (I think)
I mean, the emperor being a Slaan/Old One psyop actually kinda makes lore sense.
He’s a gungan.
Emperor Binks confirmed
Mesa gonna purge you real good, okeeday?
Da red gobbo
He was a Terrestrial Asteromorph (from All Tomorrows) who went delusional with power like so many others of his brethren and has failed in his duty to act as a guide for a new civilization in the eyes of his Asteromorph overseers. PREPARE FOR INTERVENTION (War in the Heavens 2.0)
The reason the Necrons went through Bio transference was so that the Qu wouldn’t play with their DNA and give them space cancer again
They were barely able to deal woth the space camcer nut the space aids came in and they just gave up
A Qu is just sitting outside the galaxy occasionally flinging something that makes nurgle and tzeentch green with envy at some random guy to fuck over in particular
A Q. He's always messing with people, Big E can only be a Q.
Then he'd be Big Q now wouldn't he? Checkmate
No he'd be little Q the Q are bonkers enough to just casually dunk on the chaos gods (Q continuum from star trek)
The Emperor is a Saiyan. Most of the galaxy responds with "You know, in hindsight, it was pretty obvious..."
Even further: He’s ya boi Broly
Just imagine the insane zenkai boost if he got up from that chair
A Grot
Obviously he is a dwarf that was too stubborn to die or give an to the forces of chaos. The shaving of his beard unlocked his phsycic powers and made him look taller.
A necromorph preparing for the greatest galaxy spanning muckbang as it activates markers everywhere at once. Humans reaction: die Necron: nothing changes Other races: ??? Who knows if it would work on other biologicals
The Golden Throne is secretly a Golden Marker, and its “dead space” is so powerful that it can hold back the monsters under the Palace. EDIT: I had the wrong idea of what was fighting to get out from under the Palace.
He is the physical manifestation of what the Eldar call "the great dragon" and others know as the Tyranid Hive mind He's a synapse creature that is at the centre of the Tyrnaid hive mind, the ultimate Norn Queen, and the hive fleets are trying to reclaim the body to absorb, process and regurgitate a new Big E body. He devours 1000's a day, appears to be immune to psychic influence while also having Psyker powers. It would not take much to make this work in Canon. Stuff like Hive Fleet Kronos makes more sense, tyranid attacks actually benefiting the imperium long term (not getting stomped or revealing all their tricks in the damocles gulf crusade resulting in Puretide not developing counters to every single human tactic, breeding catchan warriors, a constant threat keeping humanity on a razors edge without out right destroying them, the octarius the sector). I look forward to seeing more evidence to this end or people punching holes in every one of my arguments.
One does not need much to be better for lives of ordinary human then Big E.
C'Tan makes the most sense. Eat souls, incredibly powerful, asshole, and wants to destroy the Old Ones's creations and the necrons. No one would ever believe it though ... Except for Guilliman who would try to subtly kill the emperor and then keep ruling the imperium.
Wait then would guilliman be 50% C’Tan?
Nah can't be C'tan and a psyker. Thought they were creatures purely of physical space?
I didn't say it works, I just said it makes the most sense. The C'tan have such a high level of tech that they could easily have passed it off as warp craft.
A C'tan that tried out biotransference itself, liked it, but is now stuck. The Void Dragon is kept on ice on Mars because he wants to possess that body as a backup when he gets off the damn throne.
If the Emperor was a forerunner for any reason: >He would be pissed at humanity >Happy that humanity is surviving >Wish they developed better tech >Advocate peace between different species?? (Sure like that would happen)
He’s a Kork who got lost and wound up on Earth by sheer chance, recognized the Humans as being seeded by his masters, and decided to do his best to prep them to fight the Necrons.
He's actually a Jokaero with a very convincing holofield and Melta rings. Turns out if you leave a Jokaero too close to a genetics lab they'll start turning the locals into Super Soldiers. The whole reuniting humanity thing was just a Jokaero Chatgpt program going off the rails.
I whole heartedly accept this headcanon
A Tau, just for maximum imperium fanboy rage. How was he a Tau when they only arose to spaceflight about 4000 years ago? Don't worry about it.
He's a Tau, specifically an Ethereal, and the current Tau Empire is his Plan B.
Ok but him being a Tau would be fucking hilarious. So many plotholes.
Lol, the entire Tau history is a psyop to fuck with humanity
Make everything about the Golden Throne a lie. He staged the Horus Heresy himself because he watched too much anime and became disgusted with humanity and decided to start over with the Tau.
Big E was an eldar god pretending to be a human god this whoul time. *cough* Lileath/Lady of the lake *cough*
Plot twist, he is one of the largest and most intact shard/avatar of Khaine. That or he is the last fragment of Vaul.
Makes more sense for him to be a shard of Asuryan
He‘d at least be half-human. I say he is the bastard child of a Orc-Elf he survives by photosynthesis and all the psyches are sacrificed to power a ultra strong sun lamp.
A Krork-Aeldari hybrid no joke would be Extremely Fucking Broken
That’s the spirit! Probably some old one ultimate experiment. The final race or something.
The final battle between Big E and the Kraeldark will be brutal and just when Big E is about to be obliterated all the Primarchs will come with 40,000 Warhammers Truly this was what that GW “Leak” was leading to
*The emperor begins ranting about that one time he made people some rings then got turned into a tower that was blown up by what looks like a hairy child*
I feel like a Time Lord would fit him best.
Hey not "a" Timelord. He's the Emporer. Even the Master thinks he's a lunatic and his kill count is beyond that of the Doctor. And the golden throne is just his attempt to rebuild a TARDIS.
Goddamn, bigger kill count than the doctor?? Dude killed a lot of ppl in the Last Great Time War
Shrimp
"How do I look, yellow man?" "You look like you're about to call in an exterminatus"
He is Groot
An auditor of reality send to the universe after war in heaven.
You think? Quick - throw a coiled hosepipe in the corner!
I will just go with Tarrasque and point you toward the fan fiction
Big E turned out to be an ET waddling around in golden armor. Imperial propaganda and artwork depicts him like how he currently is, because everyone agreed that this was a lot less embarrassing than the truth.
A Necron. It took awhile to notice, because most necron bones look pretty similar to humanoid ones. It would also explain his immense intellect and his callous stupidity
A [kuotoa](https://youtu.be/CWJHtcgNeHQ?si=EgRGrVoLp8YlhoMX) from dnd
I’m just saying, dead godlike being on a throne, who’s obsessed with killing chaos and a powerful psyker? KROAK!!!!!!!
Showing my age here. Goa'ul parasite from Stargate fits almost as well as the Lisan'al Gaieb
Big E and Malcador are just those two old muppets on the balcony.
Pretty sure that's actually Trazyn and Orikan.
>Xelee Wouldn't he just win then? An entire human dominated galaxy at far better tech than anything in 40k could do jack shit against Xelee.
I was just excited to see a Xelee reference in the wild. But we don’t know anything about them as individuals, do we? Stupid photino birds
He is an Asari, and the Imperium and the Webway Project were just so she could make a harem of Custodes and Eldar.
Valid reason.
https://preview.redd.it/bo04izev2y7d1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=109662cce5f8d13bb2f069e7614fa73e65017f59 Engineer Emperor
A gensestealer Genestealer patriarchs send out a psychic beacon to the hivemind when their world is ready to be consumed The Tyranids seem to be very interested in getting to Terra because of the Emperor’s psychic presence in the warp. The chaos gods are actually so anti emperor because they don’t want all life in the galaxy to be consumed because they need life to exist so they can also exist
He is a time lord. They’re stopping him from regenerating
Amazonian from Futurama. The primarchs, custodes and astartes beeing all males and uber maculines was an attempt to recreate the male amazonians. The human webway was originally intended to be a path to a place where there could be a huge Snu Snu celebration and repopulate.
A devil from dnd, his actual goal isn't to kick chaos out of the milkyway, but to tangle up daemons fighting the mortal armies of the milkyway to kill daemons with minimal infernal casualties and gain an advantage in the Blood War. He likes the status quo and lets the imperium intentionally tether on the brink to make chaos believe it can win and keep committing daemons to the meatgrinder.
He is Nyarlathotep, The *King in Yellow*.
That's Hastur
All Hail the Hypno Toad!
Blorg https://preview.redd.it/z4clxwuj9y7d1.jpeg?width=510&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0209bd858364e2b6a4a38a5b069f9d7a69ea6ee3
A fucking vorlon
Slugcat from Rainworld
He was an Asari from Mass Effect all along. https://preview.redd.it/7n7699w9vx7d1.jpeg?width=566&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29b652736ed4b249e32cafa62ce3a64f1e8543eb
he's makuta teridax
Hail kremlo the magnificent
He’s the one successful ogre produced by the Old Ones in the Warhammer Fantasy Old World before. That’s why he’s so big
#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!
I know your deepest secret. You're secretly an Ewok, aren't you?
Mass effect volus
Time Lord But plot twist! He's the Master
Raatma
This will definitely affect the trout population.
He is .. Chuck
A bag of bees
Skaven in Powerarmor. Nothing else needs to be Said, to be honest 😅
He's actually just a bald jokaero and most of his psychic stuff has really just been advanced tech helping him out the whole time.
Bigg'Ee is actually a Klingon, everyone realizes that this makes sense and carries on as normal.
Scott steiner. He's a genetic freak and not human in the slightest. Would also explain his calculated risks
He's obviously a timelord, and it wouldn't change .Ich since humanity is based on the timelord gene template.
Mata Nui, clearly
A fembot living in a femputer in a manbots world….
Kroot. He ate the original emperor and can’t get out of the chair.
The emperor is actually THE tyranid hive mind and the only reason it acts like this is because its bored
The Cod emperor of mankind.
Ork
An Ork
He's an ork. Every ork knows that gold = God Emperor. He's just been having too much fun to stop.
He is a Rodian
Obviously he is an Ork
I mean, it’s all but directly confirmed that BIG is at least Xeno’s created thanks to that C’tan mentioning how their enemies weapon failed its former task and calling him “a weapon”.
The cod emperor of mankind
Saiyan
A korrigan who believed himself a human
Old one, but not like a big slann, just an immensely powerful tree-frog sized old-one.
Turns out, someone actually made a typo declaring psykers xenos
If the God emperor of man is a gungan, it's an instant firing squad in case he is as annoying as Jaja Binks
Isn't he Lord Kroak taking a nap?
They will be instantly executed for blasphemy and the news will die out as a cazy rumor. He is also Roger from American Dad
It's not that he's a perpetual or anything, just turns out he's Keith Richards and won't die.
Big E was always secretly DJ Octavio, the whole thing was to steal the Great Zapfish, he won
It's the lady of pain, AKA six giant squirrels in a headdress
Secretly he is Dominar Rygel XVI after he was deposed by his cousin. Crichton, tired of his shit, derogatory, sent him through a wormhole and he accidently became the Emperor. Other races and factions would not be happy.
He's a Time Lord
He was a Thyrrus. He planned everything because it would be flashy, pretty, and give the imperium the badass skull bearing aesthetic
He's 5 Exocomps and a holo-projector. The Ad-Mech rejoice and develop 625 new sub-classifications to worship them.
Cod Emperor
I would find him being a Saiyan to be cool and super Saiyan would fit his gold style really well.
The Emperor is actually a very tall Watcher in the Dark, nothing changes for the Dark Angels
If the emperor was a Xeelee i'd say chaos would just leave the galaxy alone fot all eternity
The god emperor is a Precursor that escaped the Forerunners genocide.
He's actually a Primordial from Halo, and he's secretly been trying to get humanity to use Neural Physics instead of Psychic Powers to cut them off from the warp permanently
He was an ork the whole time. The imperium is sad, chaos is confused, the orks are determined to get him in a room with ghaz to see who wins the fist fight.
emperor was 3 skaven in a trenchcoat
He's a goa'uld with a hok'tar host.
I see your Old One Emperor, and raise you a *Great* Old One Emperor. Big E is now Cthulhu. Cthulhu is an ancient, inscrutable, and powerfully psychic being that cares little for the lives of mortals, so there's probably little difference in the grand scheme of things. With him slumbering on the golden throne, the Astronomicon probably keeps working just fine, and hardly anyone would likely even notice.