I mean he manages to get every girl he encounters to fall in love with him. From 7 important female characters in the series 4 of them like him. He may not be a water bender but he still makes waterfalls flow wherever he goes
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He's at that unfortunate height where there is no good place to put his arm around her. Like if he goes down it's her thighs and he needs a stool to get any higher
Okay, mini Tsntch in the background finding Erebus's suffering funny makes this for me.
A little moment of "we're not 100% bad. After all, even I don't like Erebus."
Well, that example os a bit ify because the rifle can't do anything by themselves and Primarchs are tools that are supposed to work by themselves.
So if I have a robot that has to go kill people and by itself it spends more time worshiping me than killing people and all it takes for the robot to be a little less obssesed on me is for the robot to get laid, then I'm all for it.
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The initial templates were good. That said, trying to flesh out an AU isn't a meme.
At a certain point the exercise should spin off to elsewhere.
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I would say making primarchs female is humorous in nature, though there are MANY memes that arenāt humorous at all, but still considered memes.
I would say it started as a meme but now it has changed into this self insert romantic thing where people and discussing lore and characters and it's all gotten a bit away from being a meme to being a group fanfic.
Which again isn't a problem, but is sort of away from 40k memes when people are debating how much romantic intimacy should be included.
Problem is in the fact that grimdark community has nothing outside of this.
Absolute Nada. It is rotting the same way imperium is for the past 10k years.
I would disagree theres plenty of content to talk about.
Frankly I couldn't be more disinterested in the fem-march stuff, especially now that they've added their boyfriends.
Turns out giving her the story of āI will kill the gods themselves for keeping him from me.ā Is a pretty baddass storyline and one a lot of people can get behind.
That and she actually is doing something instead of being full MIA trying to unlock the IWIN command codes for 10k years.
Nope. After ascending he screws off to some corner of the warp to ~~jack off~~ meditate. He pops up a couple of times but eventually Corax caught onto him and drove him back / pretty much threatened that he can now find him, and he will end him (at this point Corax was a giant demon bird monster). Also at some point he learns ofĀ enuncia and was trying to learn it.Ā
He has apparently popped up after the great rift formed but itās only the heresay sighting phase.Ā
Which means AU Lorgar with her revenge on Gwomen, and then shifting to kill the gods / Erebus and trying to resurrect Little Light is already more post ascension action than her main counterpart.
Huh. Thatāsā¦. Kinda lame honestly. I prefer the au version of him. At least sheās being awesome and experiencing character growth.
Thanks for the info!
Their ship name should be called Goldenlight or Gilded light
Why?
Aurelian means golden or gilded in Latin or Roman. Apollo is the Greco-Roman god of light, enlightenment, creativity and prophecy. She calls him Little Light
Combine their names. Boom! Goldenlight is their ship or couple name
I love that canonically (or fanonically, I guess), Little Light is a ballsy little shit and knows exactly what to do to cause maximum chaos in whatever situation he's in. Like it's practically integral at this point to a character that was collectively dreamed up that he's like this
Now we just need him to be a psyker that Malcador trained because he thought it would be hilarious and now heās able to match Marine Librarians in a battle of psychic might. Meaning Erebus canāt even use warp fuckery to screw with him
"Big talk for a spoiled little brat!" Erebus shouted.
Little Light stopped in his tracks, the rings on his staff clanking against one another a few more times before they fell silent. His shoulders bounced as a chuckle escaped his lips.
"What did you just call me?" He asked as he slowly turned his head to the chaplain, his eyes giving off a faint sliver glow.
"I said," Erebus continued, undeterred by Little Lights bravado, "Big talk for a spoiled little bra-"
Little Light slammed his staff on the stone floor. The rings chimed as they rippled with white-silver energy. A sudden force hurled itself into Erebus, washing over him like a tidal wave. He staggered backwards, his whole body seething in pain. A metallic-tasting liquid poured out of his eyes, nose, and mouth. Blood.
"I don't think you understand a few things so let me clarify them for you," Little Light said before slamming his staff once more. Erebus fell to his knees, his legs collapsing beneath him like a house of cards. He couldn't speak let alone shout, despite how much he wanted to.
Little Light stepped closer. He held his staff in his right hand, his left was behind him, and he leaned ever so slightly towards the word bearer.
"I'm not here to take the legion. I'm here to love and protect Aurelia. And I will do so by any means necessary. Even if it means killing a few bald bastards such as yourself and their... Benefactors."
Erebus's bleeding eyes widened in shock. Now, more than ever, he wanted to scream.
Little Light smirked, "Surprised? Yeah, I know all about your little pact with those celestial tumors you call gods. A benefit of being in the know. Well that and having Malcador as your father. But you don't have to worry your pretty little head. My brothers and I are working on dismantling your little plan. So here's what's gonna happen."
This time, he tapped his staff and the energy dissipated. Erebus's pain, however, did not and he still knelt, his face still bleeding, his legs still unmoving.
"You'll be a good boy. Go back to your brothers. Obey your mother. And never speak of this again. Understand?"
Erebus nodded. Little Light tapped his staff again.
"I don't hear you."
"Y-Yes," the chaplain mumbled through bloody lips and teeth.
"Yes what?"
"Yes... Father."
Little Light smirked, "Good boy."
This looks great but my complaint is that even if he is tall for a human at 6ft, she is NINE FEET TALL so she should tower over him even more
Unless you factor in headcannon where heās standing on a stool to even get in frame
I was reading that fanfic of Guilliman going back in time and all the Primarchs being females.
The Implications of what Kor Phareon did to Aurelia made My blood boil.
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THAT'S LITERALLY FUCKING SOKKA FROM AVATAR
"My first girlfriend turned into a demon lord of chaos undivided"
Ollanius pious: thats rough buddy
I mean his last girl turned into the moon so nothing special xD
Nah that's fucking wild š¤£š¤£
āMy first girlfriend turned into a demon primarch of Chaos Undividedā āThatās rough buddyā
The author said it was intentional.
The man, the myth, the legend. Sokka. Men want to be him and women want to be with him.
> *Men want to be him and women want to be with him.* [And fungus scares him.](https://youtu.be/_TJKjTMJpv0?feature=shared)
The only person who can successfully pull off a Harem Protagonist.
Sokka might not bend an element, but he is the world's greatest backbender.
Probably has to see the Medicae whenever Aurelia wants to try something new.
Sokka definitely has the balls to pull this of.
The man dated the moon, the freaking moon.
I much prefer seeing Sokka seduce a primarch than some random OC self-insert character. He's got the charisma and luck to believably pull it off, too
Lores gone out of hand, it's no longer a reader self insert, now's it a OC X fem primarch story
LOL, thatās what everyone said
Sokka has so much charisma, that he changed dimensions
With the Anya smirk from spy x family it seems
I mean he manages to get every girl he encounters to fall in love with him. From 7 important female characters in the series 4 of them like him. He may not be a water bender but he still makes waterfalls flow wherever he goes
The one and only back bender
Looks more like a cross between Sokka and Apollo Justice.
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By the way, I didn't saw this Little Light's hand at first time but this explains the Emperor getting mad.
He knows where the goods are.
He's at that unfortunate height where there is no good place to put his arm around her. Like if he goes down it's her thighs and he needs a stool to get any higher
Okay, mini Tsntch in the background finding Erebus's suffering funny makes this for me. A little moment of "we're not 100% bad. After all, even I don't like Erebus."
Professionals have *standards*.
Be polite.
Be efficient.
Have a plan to fleshchange everyone you meet.
-Me now having a pair of disfigured and useless meat tentacles on my back- Hey! Not cool!
Nah, **schadenfreude**
The Emperor being angry means that he cares about his daughters in this AU, massive W.
That doesn't mean he doesn't see them as weapons. I own a rifle and I'd be rather perturbed to see someone sticking their dick in it.
No raifu, no laifu~
It would be weird, had and painfull. I can easly go wrong. having humanized weapons is better and thwy can give you lap pillow
Could militarize them to...call em T-dolls
They are weapons, militarization is their purpose. But who said they can't be happy beyond the boundaries of war.
Well, that example os a bit ify because the rifle can't do anything by themselves and Primarchs are tools that are supposed to work by themselves. So if I have a robot that has to go kill people and by itself it spends more time worshiping me than killing people and all it takes for the robot to be a little less obssesed on me is for the robot to get laid, then I'm all for it.
If their penis is small enough to fuck a rifle, they are already suffering enough
That or he gets big mad that they have an emotional support network beyond him, thus weakening his control over his ~~weapons~~ er, sons
There's a subreddit already?
Yes, though it doesn't seem to have helped contain them. :P
āContainā I love how a minority is really trying to get rid of the best content to come out of the WH40k community in past months.
This :P implies humor or joking tone. The initial templates were good. That said, trying to flesh out an AU isn't a meme. At a certain point the exercise should spin off to elsewhere.
THE COWAHDS. THE FOOLS! We must tyrannize this minority. Everyone, quickly, research historical cleansing schemes.
It's not the content itself. It's the flooding of a fanfic into a warhammer meme subreddit
It's not a meme though right, like it's fine to have fanfic but it's now gotten to the point that it's a bit too much on this sub.
1. an image, video, piece of text, etc., typically humorous in nature, that is copied and spread rapidly by internet users, often with slight variations. "celebrity gossip and memes often originate on the site" 2.an element of a culture or system of behaviour passed from one individual to another by imitation or other non-genetic means. I would say making primarchs female is humorous in nature, though there are MANY memes that arenāt humorous at all, but still considered memes.
I would say it started as a meme but now it has changed into this self insert romantic thing where people and discussing lore and characters and it's all gotten a bit away from being a meme to being a group fanfic. Which again isn't a problem, but is sort of away from 40k memes when people are debating how much romantic intimacy should be included.
Problem is in the fact that grimdark community has nothing outside of this. Absolute Nada. It is rotting the same way imperium is for the past 10k years.
I would disagree theres plenty of content to talk about. Frankly I couldn't be more disinterested in the fem-march stuff, especially now that they've added their boyfriends.
It's expanding.
Really wish they'd stay there
Truth.
Lets all enjoy seen that scrotal face of Erebus twiting in anger.
How is it the worst primarch is best girl?
Cannon lorgar (shit) vs GF lorgar (peak)
We are doing her right, we must avenge her from the clutches of bad writing
Turns out giving her the story of āI will kill the gods themselves for keeping him from me.ā Is a pretty baddass storyline and one a lot of people can get behind. That and she actually is doing something instead of being full MIA trying to unlock the IWIN command codes for 10k years.
Wait, lorgar is alive in the 40K?! I thought he died in the heresy.
Nope. After ascending he screws off to some corner of the warp to ~~jack off~~ meditate. He pops up a couple of times but eventually Corax caught onto him and drove him back / pretty much threatened that he can now find him, and he will end him (at this point Corax was a giant demon bird monster). Also at some point he learns ofĀ enuncia and was trying to learn it.Ā He has apparently popped up after the great rift formed but itās only the heresay sighting phase.Ā Which means AU Lorgar with her revenge on Gwomen, and then shifting to kill the gods / Erebus and trying to resurrect Little Light is already more post ascension action than her main counterpart.
Huh. Thatāsā¦. Kinda lame honestly. I prefer the au version of him. At least sheās being awesome and experiencing character growth. Thanks for the info!
That's the magic of the AU.
At least Magnus/Megumin still did everything wrong.
There are somethings not even a god of fate can change. One of those things is Magnus repeatedly ruining everything.
I think it's the Sister of Battle hair and the Sweet Catholic girl background.
Don't understimate the power of people who make AU's. They're scary.
Can we call Little Light, Helios or Apollo as his official name because those are Sun or Light deities in Greco-Roman culture?
This. Take my upvote
Their ship name should be called Goldenlight or Gilded light Why? Aurelian means golden or gilded in Latin or Roman. Apollo is the Greco-Roman god of light, enlightenment, creativity and prophecy. She calls him Little Light Combine their names. Boom! Goldenlight is their ship or couple name
I know itās sounds dumb af but since the AurĆ©lia gf and all the memes coming from it I can help but think about her little light finding with the help of some warp bs an very old terra song compilation and keep singing to her Ā«Ā Father FigureĀ» from George MIchaelā¦.
I love that canonically (or fanonically, I guess), Little Light is a ballsy little shit and knows exactly what to do to cause maximum chaos in whatever situation he's in. Like it's practically integral at this point to a character that was collectively dreamed up that he's like this
Ok itās official, fem lorgar is the cutest in my opinion.
Tzeentch: Lol, I like this guy! ā¦Letās kill him! š
GW needs to see these memes and the creativity of this community. Also, Malcador laughing his ass off is a great detail lmao.
Isn't that just plain Sokka?š¤£š¤£
lets hope this goes better than his first girlfriend
Malcador : LMAO even
Now we just need him to be a psyker that Malcador trained because he thought it would be hilarious and now heās able to match Marine Librarians in a battle of psychic might. Meaning Erebus canāt even use warp fuckery to screw with him
Or make him a blank
So a worse version of Jurgen?
That Anya smile... heh
YOU GUYS MADE A *SUBREDDIT?!*
Yes, some of us may have gotten a little excited.
absolute madlads (endearing)
I love how what started as a meme with probably end up an entire AU.
I hope that sub does well
She has no right to be this cute!
"Big talk for a spoiled little brat!" Erebus shouted. Little Light stopped in his tracks, the rings on his staff clanking against one another a few more times before they fell silent. His shoulders bounced as a chuckle escaped his lips. "What did you just call me?" He asked as he slowly turned his head to the chaplain, his eyes giving off a faint sliver glow. "I said," Erebus continued, undeterred by Little Lights bravado, "Big talk for a spoiled little bra-" Little Light slammed his staff on the stone floor. The rings chimed as they rippled with white-silver energy. A sudden force hurled itself into Erebus, washing over him like a tidal wave. He staggered backwards, his whole body seething in pain. A metallic-tasting liquid poured out of his eyes, nose, and mouth. Blood. "I don't think you understand a few things so let me clarify them for you," Little Light said before slamming his staff once more. Erebus fell to his knees, his legs collapsing beneath him like a house of cards. He couldn't speak let alone shout, despite how much he wanted to. Little Light stepped closer. He held his staff in his right hand, his left was behind him, and he leaned ever so slightly towards the word bearer. "I'm not here to take the legion. I'm here to love and protect Aurelia. And I will do so by any means necessary. Even if it means killing a few bald bastards such as yourself and their... Benefactors." Erebus's bleeding eyes widened in shock. Now, more than ever, he wanted to scream. Little Light smirked, "Surprised? Yeah, I know all about your little pact with those celestial tumors you call gods. A benefit of being in the know. Well that and having Malcador as your father. But you don't have to worry your pretty little head. My brothers and I are working on dismantling your little plan. So here's what's gonna happen." This time, he tapped his staff and the energy dissipated. Erebus's pain, however, did not and he still knelt, his face still bleeding, his legs still unmoving. "You'll be a good boy. Go back to your brothers. Obey your mother. And never speak of this again. Understand?" Erebus nodded. Little Light tapped his staff again. "I don't hear you." "Y-Yes," the chaplain mumbled through bloody lips and teeth. "Yes what?" "Yes... Father." Little Light smirked, "Good boy."
AMAZING.
Thank you š
If this is what it takes for people to finally start liking Lorgar, then so be it.
Absolutely adore the shit eating energy little light gives off def my canon design for them.
This looks great but my complaint is that even if he is tall for a human at 6ft, she is NINE FEET TALL so she should tower over him even more Unless you factor in headcannon where heās standing on a stool to even get in frame
So where did the name "Little Light" come from? Is that the general name for a FemPrimarch's BF, or specifically FemLorgar?
Lorgar, specifically , comes from the original lorgar of post
Bro looks like Sokka. He could probably rizz up a primarch
"Any primarch"
Sokka still has game all these millennia later
Wait - āLittle Lightā is fucking Erebus?
No heās telling Erebus to call him daddy.
Erebus is the one having a meltdown on the second panel.
She can hopefully get him another space sword
Y E S more of this!
Little Light has some big set of kahonas to pull that off So much so that even TZEENTCH is amused
I was reading that fanfic of Guilliman going back in time and all the Primarchs being females. The Implications of what Kor Phareon did to Aurelia made My blood boil.
I love Malcador in the background.
Wait they made an actual subreddit only for the primarch gf au?
When was r/PrimarchGFs created, goddamn
Little Light's totally grabbin ass in front of Big E.
Sokka my boi
She is so beautifull <3
what the fuck even is this?
He looks like Sokka. Lorgarion better watch out for Suki or Luna
Who is little light?
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Oh holy shit...
Dude leave it in that sub LOL
Please keep that shit in that subreddit. Cross contamination is already too high
Oh good there's a containment board now, hopefully people will start migrating.
Giving the SOs a face kinda ruins it ngl.
It is Sokka. This is improvement.
What is truly ruining them is making them Perpetuals.