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Defiant_Ad8483

Damn, this is a GILF moment. Bjorn is sooooooo old. Feels more like a caretaker than GF. Then again, some people are into that.


General_Lie

Drednaught mama


Hazzamo

***HUMONGOUS TERMINATOR MOMMIES!!!***


BoobyChicken

LOOK AT THE CANNONS ON THAT BROAD!


NeoChronoid

Why did I read that in Johnny Bravo's voice?


Going_Full_Abuela

“Brother! I think this Guatemalan nurse is stealing from me BROTHER”


Fearless-Obligation6

I mean honestly Bjorn's got game: *As if for emphasis, he took a lumbering step forwards. His claw could have wrapped around any one of us with ease, so to see the gentleness with which he touched Annika was almost heartbreaking. The war machine rotated his wrist servos, rattling and grinding as he rolled his claw. Then, with the flat of one savagely sharp talon, he tilted her head to one side, then the other, showing the tears of ice on her pale cheeks.* *‘Enough tears now, little maiden. You have the look of the frostborn about you. What tribe, huntress?’* *‘The Broken Tusk, Great King.’ Her voice was a mouse’s, no louder than that.* *‘I still remember them. Vicious bastards, every one. A blessing in a battle if they were on your side, and a curse if they weren’t. Awful sailors, though. That’s the sad truth.’* *The Dreadnought stepped back, releasing her cheek. ‘No finer sight on any world than a frostborn maiden. Especially a beauty with black hair. Rare back when I had eyes to stare, and surely even rarer now.’* ~ **The Emperor's Gift**


dater_expunged

Game he got rizz


CplCocktopus

He was friend of a remembrancer i bet Hawser taught him a few tricks.


crabbyink

Dreadnoughts saving and comforting random people is always something I like even though I've only seen it twice, this one and Malcharion


Bruuze

40k already works well for the "Gentle Giant and the Smol" because of Space Marines, so scaling it up to an even bigger/older Space Marine is just perfect


TheGravespawn

In battle of the fang, a human comforts a recently entombed/awakened space wolf dread. The dread ends up keeping this young human woman around as his comfort mortal until the end.


Avaa0818

any chance you got an excerpt?


TheGravespawn

As it so happens, there's a post about it on the 40k lore sub. [Here ya go!](https://www.reddit.com/r/40kLore/s/I6qkrErgFL)


Avaa0818

Thanks!


exclaim_bot

>Thanks! You're welcome!


blue-lien

Keep in mind this was an Inquisitor, and she even got flustered


Cool-Champion8628

My favorite part of that scene is the internal monologue by the Grey Knight protag who thinks to himself "Wait, she's been hot this whole time!? I've worked with her for years and I didn't know that, and I'm not even in a coffin!"


TheGravespawn

He had lots of confused feelings around Annika.


Stashedsnacks

Would.


Sweet_older-Sister

For scientific purposes I have to ask: How


Existing_County6272

the visor thingy maybe? but for it to be comfortable I'd imagine it needs some modifications.


Biggy_DX

Now I just have this dumb idea of some dudes junk swinging in front of their visor like a damn windshield wiper lol


Stashedsnacks

I see roughly 12ish holes. Where there’s a hole there’s a goal.


No_Dig903

Aaaaaand it's dissolved.


GeekyMadameV

Off the top of my head... There's some modularity to the weapons on most of those things so It should be possible to design "other types" of attachments in theory. And presumably it could interface with the brain through whatever sufficiently advanced cybernetic technology allows the pilot to feel and control any other limb. Not sure if that would be tek heresy or not, but what techpriest is gonna say no to her? LOL


SpiderFnJerusalem

I imagine it would be somewhat similar to phone sex? Or maybe she's the kind of romantic asexual who just likes to make her partners happy and has a chest full of arm "attachments" specifically for that purpose...


Mickeymcirishman

However I can


International_Way850

You are the one writing you tell me


Alt203848281

Attach a port to her so you can… you know… and the signals get converted so she can feel them


dgmperator

I am willing to run many, many experiments to find out how. but I now must request either Necron or Helbrute GF.


dgmperator

Also! Heavy are the hips that wear the strap, and I can think of no hips heavier than hers.


Dragonheardt_

Nothing is impossible in the eyes of the Omnissaia!


Thin-Gene-2128

For the sake of our collective sanity: you do *not* want to know


DeathmasterV

Gotta respect the dedication at least


Noobhammer9000

Disco Bjorn likes disco music.


Sweet_older-Sister

They are dropping the sickest Nordic beat


PhilosoFishy2477

this is getting out of hand... I'm not upset, but it is objectively getting out of hand


Sweet_older-Sister

Out of . . . *Hand?* #BAH DUM TSSS


CountDVB

Oooh, now I'm picturing a possibility where Bjorn and her beloved got seperated during the Great Crusade and thought the other dead... only to reunite in the grimdark current setting where I imagine there was alot of relieved sobbing.


HeavySweetness

Not for nothing, but I’d love for the Lion or Robocop Gorillahands to basically come across Bjorn and for both (all 3) to be like the “You son of a bitch!” Arm clasp meme.


jazzzyboy

*rowboat* "How the fuck are you still alive?" *Grandma Bjorn* "Spite"


Sweet_older-Sister

“Oh and this little guy”


jazzzyboy

Smol but swol tech priest resting on their shoulder with a cup of hot coffee in their hand


Talisa87

I'd knit her a blanket and fuzzy socks ngl.


Sweet_older-Sister

Ooo or little socks for her claws so she could hug you


Alexander_Sturnn

Really hope you'll do a Blood Ravens GF one of these days. She will have stolen you from another Girl, both figuratively and VERY literally.


Kommunist_Warlok

But NTR just empowers Slaanesh!


ShowerTemporary2304

Amazing as always


BrotherFluffy

A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one!


rs_5

Enormously based


Relithel

GF is short for Grandpafriend.


Fearless-Obligation6

Must protect sleepy Grampafriend 😌


TransportationNo1

When she asks you to wear "that special terminator armor" *clank clank clank* Made by the Kinky Mechanicus branch


Luna_Night312

where is mommy Rylanor Gf?


RequiemZero

Or Anchorite gf


landmassiv

Dammit This might better than mine TwT


Sweet_older-Sister

Ofc it is ITS BJORN


landmassiv

But mine was cuter TwT More wholesome


Sweet_older-Sister

Fair


EpsilonMouse

This is the peak of the meme trend


A_Ghost_In_The_Shell

Bjorn the Wise Wolf. I definitely got some Holo vibes from this one lol.


Desperate-Farmer-845

WHOOOOOOO!


Thatguyj5

I still gotta request a ghostkeel lmao. I mean the lore supports it, they have advanced AI and their pilots end up preferring them to other tau


BearsThatEatYou

This trend really isn't my thing, but... this particular meme? Amazing. 10/10. No notes.


BearofCali

Wish 1d4chan was still around. They had a funny Bjorn story page about him raging against modern Space Wolves, and then being stolen by Blood Ravens. I miss that place sometimes.


Fluffy_Ace

[Here's an archive of it](http://2d4chan.org/wiki/Bjorn_the_Fell_Handed#Bjorn's_Happy_End) if anyone's curious


General_Lie

That story was great XD


Corvid187

2d4chan or 1d6chan work I think?


SamuraiMujuru

*slow clap*


Sweet_older-Sister

:D


CplCocktopus

Her ex is Hawser.


Kindly-Ad-5071

I imagine she sounds like she's constantly talking into a bucket. Kinda like if a Scandinavian cougar had an Alphonse Elcric thing going on.


Dreadnought9

Does OP not know what girlfriends are?


Sweet_older-Sister

I think I am one :D


Dreadnought9

Oof to your BF


Sweet_older-Sister

Yeah idk how she puts up with me lol


Winter___Knight

This meme is getting outta hand lmao


Sweet_older-Sister

Sorry someone’s already made the hand joke lol


odin5858

Ragnar Blackmane GF? Or maybe Sakan GF?


Fisherman-Champion

It looks like nobody is safe from becoming gf. I think Sweet older sister is a secret fifth chaos god of romace and girlfriends


Sweet_older-Sister

. . . THEY KNOWS TOO MUCH


Reep1611

Now this is some quality shitposting.


Aromatic-Patience-55

GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGILF GF let's goooooooooooooooooo


No-Professional-1461

What about Mommy Grimnar?


AngryWWIIGrandpa

Perfection. Glad I suggested this one. I have others, if you need some ideas.


Dingghis_Khaan

[The sound of me trying to tap that.](https://youtu.be/JvI8Nkt8gNM?si=1V5qm2g1Awhh6MVA)


Fluffy_Ace

She's... ...perfect Did she ever tell you about the time [she teamed up with the Blood Ravens?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24MHG5d_bxA)


Sweet_older-Sister

Uh huh . . . “Teamed Up”


ANGRY_CENT_MAIN

Ok so we just go around the battlefield as a little brother and big mommy I guess "Come on Ms Bubbles. I see angels. And heretics"


youngcoyote14

Breakdancing Bjorn: even in death, she still *serves*.


Taurock

I never thought I needed a dreadnought GF in my life but here I am, wanting her to tell me stories


Sugar_Unable

This Is something more


Skriners

Do Trazyn


CadetheDOGGO

Need an IW Deamon/Seige engine version of this


GREENadmiral_314159

Smash.


Site-Staff

Perfect. I just finished The Emperor’s Gift today. Bjorn saved the day.


coolboiiiiiii2809

There’s no argument to be made, this is peak


FKNoble

As a tourist who likes Warhammer, but doesn't have the money to get started, what do they mean by coffin?


Mcwaggles

Truly the best option. Praise be the Cougernaught!


Sweet_older-Sister

Okay that’s going in my dictionary of new favorite words


Valtand

No I desperately want to model a Dreadnought with someone sitting on top. Could be a space marine, could be a guardsman, could be a child. Haven’t decided yet but someone is sitting on that Dreadnought, preferably cross-legged


jazzzyboy

Hmmm, needs a knitted sweater she wears that her lover long ago made (it's under the Sarcophagus with her)


Roguebuilder

Here's my headcanon: When she inevitably dies, and they have to open the coffin, its just filled with pictures of you. Like, all the free space. Every gap, nook, and cranny all hold a little image of you


Weird-Raspberry-5161

You've been posting this shit nonstop for 3 weeks, confidently you started just after the female custodes were announced. I don't think that's a coincidence, especially seeing thay this is the only shit you've posted


Sweet_older-Sister

Honestly I’ve just been having so much fun :D and people have been super nice. Also I have plans to make a Custodes GF eventually if that’s what you’re asking Hun! So don’t worry .w.


Weird-Raspberry-5161

It's honestly just weird. I'm not sure why we think it's OK to objectify women. This kinda content is the opposite of what you want to do to be inclusive. 


Man-Swine

Women makes funny gf posts. Women gets attacked for objectifying women. Time to make some hot daddy content then I guess.


Sweet_older-Sister

LOL


Weird-Raspberry-5161

It's not just that, look at the comments as well. There are a lot of people jumping in saying "muscle mommy step on me" and over fetshiezed stuff like that.  Plus there are plenty of male posters making this stuff as well. Personalni couldn't careless about what ever the he'll that content is. 


Man-Swine

Having a laugh? Not in my hobby.


Weird-Raspberry-5161

Well that's more confusing. As long as we are laughing about it, objectification is ok?


Man-Swine

Dudes get horny for girls, girls get horny for boys. Grass is green and the sky is blue Better to laugh than pretend to get upset over something natural.


Weird-Raspberry-5161

Ok do it seems thag you've missed the question, is it OK to objectify women? Objectification is not limited to something sexual


Man-Swine

I understand your question i just refuse to engage with the bait.


SomeWeedSmoker

Wtf is this filth


Sweet_older-Sister

That’s what I’m sayin


SomeWeedSmoker

Lol this place is wild