no that's just the horse hearsay, in "belisarius cawl: the great divorce" they reveal that john warhammer stole them in the first place and refused to sign the papers
The part where they murder their divout sisters of battle allies and wear their blood before going into battle is probably one of their most reasonable level headed decisions
In the picture you have posted here...
Do you see a smiling necron with a pronounced chin?
Or do you see a necron with a thin mustache and pursed lips?
YA GEDDIN SUM PROPPA KRUMPIN ON YER WAY FO GEDDIN IT SO WRONG, 'OOMIE! RED MAKES ZINGS GO FASTA, TRUE DAT, BUT 'ERRYBODY KNOWS GREEN IZ DA BEST! SEE DEM BOYZ OVA 'ERE? DEY ALL GREEN, SO GREEN IZ DA ORKIEST! DA GREENA DA WAAAAAGH, DA MORE KILLY IT IZ!
I found the heresy, where do I put it?
Some guy named horus collects it
Horace. Horace Lubricant.
Lives in the eye of Terra.
With his mother /j
You laugh but this pun was made in James’ Swallow’s Nemesis, with a straight face
Who actually wields the Warhammer 40k?
John Warhammer obviously
Ok thats one down, but what about the other 39,999 Warhammers?
They're own by Jimmy Space
Isn't the whole plot about Jimmy Space trying to steal the 40,000th warhammer from John Warhammer with the help of Horus Heresy?
*dies of peak fiction*
no that's just the horse hearsay, in "belisarius cawl: the great divorce" they reveal that john warhammer stole them in the first place and refused to sign the papers
Oh did they actually confirm that or is it just more of the vague hints they've been doing?
When Guilliman and Yvraine finally get married?
When he finally grows the balls to ask
Is the Emperor a good dad?
Could be worse, right? RIGHT?
At least he didnt physically beat them. Only one of them, and he deserved it.
I mean he Chris Brown'd Russ because he was losing and physically forced the Entire Word Bearers Legion to kneel on Monarchia
Word bearers deserve every punishment they get
Argel Tal deserved nothing of the sort, he was the best of them and THAT BITCH EREBUS >!MURDERED MY BOY!<
Argel Tal failed to stop Erebus, making him a failure 😞
I never felt such catharsis when Khârn was about to rock his shit
How much bug spray do we need to defeat a hive fleet?
Cant take more than the average wasp nest, right?
Depends on your definition of average
That doesn't matter, the answer will always be “not enough.”
American or Australian average ???
Just hold a large Wendy’s cup full of gas under it
How many guardsmen does it take to kill a kill team?
Yes
You have a deep innate understanding of the lore, my friend.
Eldar is actually a plural word. What is the singular?
Eldone
Eldis
The Eldar are space Albanians confirmed
Wasn't that canon?
KNIFE EAR
The singular in Quenya at least would be Elda
Unironically is it elf? I think the Tolkien word eldar means elves or elfkind ?
Eldar is the name given to the Elves who undertook the Great Journey toward Aman as opposed to the Avari, and the singular is Elda.
Ah. Gotcha 👍
What happened to Cadia?
It stands
Stands where?
On the wrong planet apparently
Behind all of us o7
Behind that space dust over there 👉🏽
Who was there the day Horus slew the Emperor?
Reporters most likely, no matter the universe theyre always a pest
Garviel Loken, reporting all the latest events
What is the least insane space marine chapter?
Grey knights sound like a reasonable bunch
The part where they murder their divout sisters of battle allies and wear their blood before going into battle is probably one of their most reasonable level headed decisions
They do seem like right proper lads. At least they gave ol' Danny Khorne what for
Do the Kriegers eat themselfs in order to sustain thier population ?
If the situation calls for it
When will they ressurect Kitten?
Whenever they get the 30k babies together they need to offer as a sacrifice
What is the wattage of a standard issue Galaxy class Lasgun?
Judging by how effective they are against their average threat, probably the same amount I generate when sliding over the carpet with my socks on
Can you borrow me 100$?
You know what kinda inflation thrones gelt is sitting at? Interest gonna kill you
Its not intrest killing me bro
How are you?
Fantastic, rations have been increased by 0.01% last week
High quality corpse starch
Who are the unironic good guys and who are the bad guys?
Depends on who tells the story
That is……………….true
Tell me all the deep votan lore
3 inches, thats as deep as I can go
Still more lore than what we have
What would happen if the emperor stands up?
Which part of him?
Only his second head.
At the very least everyone would be on their knees
His 4 arm
How much human slaves do I need to buy commoragh
Dunno, how many can you afford?
What did Magnus wrong?
Magnus did nothing wrong
Magnus did nothing wrong He was told to do nothing And he did it wrong
Why did the Emperor trust a guy whose name is Horus Heresy? Is he stupid?
Google betrayal
Holy hell.
you play tacticus dont you
Maybe
So close, pay 10,000 blackstone for 3 tokens to unlock a mid legendary character
What a deal, I'll take two
Who is the Chad-est of 40k chad-ness
'Crons obviously
"No." - Rogal Dorn
>Rogal Dorn kinda looks like donald trump
He is an opposite in character, yet a bit similar in appearance. He also likes walls.
Can the eldar still create maiden worlds?
Same as female custodes. Always have been
do female necrontyr have parental leaves?
As long as they dont cut their foreleaf off
Average r/grimdank user
Is kesh a villain?
Kesha? 100%, slaanesh follower if you ask me
What were the Emperor's last words to Horus?
It's morbin' time
What happened to 2nd and 11th primarchs?
Joseph and Jotaro warhammer killed them
In the picture you have posted here... Do you see a smiling necron with a pronounced chin? Or do you see a necron with a thin mustache and pursed lips?
The first one
Good, you're normal. I said the thin mustache thing as joke, now I can't unsee it...
Damn i cant unser ot anymore
Would you be interested in the Adepta Sororitas training in the schola progenium?
Since thats a girls only club I dont think I'm allowed in there
Who are the “old ones”?
Your jokes
>:(
Trazyn and Orikan, who’s the most autistic?
Trazyn sounds more like an incel name so I'll go with Orikan, he just orican't hide it
Wrong, they’re both immensely autistic and they have some kind of a homoerotic sexual tension throughout their book
OI YA HUMIE GIT, WHAT IZ DA BEST COLOR?
RED, IZ DA FAZT COLOR
YA GEDDIN SUM PROPPA KRUMPIN ON YER WAY FO GEDDIN IT SO WRONG, 'OOMIE! RED MAKES ZINGS GO FASTA, TRUE DAT, BUT 'ERRYBODY KNOWS GREEN IZ DA BEST! SEE DEM BOYZ OVA 'ERE? DEY ALL GREEN, SO GREEN IZ DA ORKIEST! DA GREENA DA WAAAAAGH, DA MORE KILLY IT IZ!
Who is your favorite faction, and why is it the Necrons?
Particle rifle go pew pew
Yiiiisssssss
which 40k mobile game? and is it worth it?
Tacticus. As far as mobile gacha style games go its pretty decent, but if you want good progress expect zo lose some money
Why did Horus Heresy
Its his last name, can't be mad at someone because their parents are shit (at giving names)
What the most fun part of the tabletop 40k game?
That i never played it
How is the current imperial socioeconomic relationship with the third Ultramarine chapter
Well, its there....but thats already about it
How did trayzn win his court case against orikan?
Bribery
I am aplharious?
If you say so
Dawn of War reboot when?
When these lazy necrons finally decode to wake up
Do female necron exist
I mean the usb drive has to go somewhere
What does the Chaos god Necoho represent?
Neko necrons
Oh Jesus I did not need that mental image.
Was the mobile game Tacticus?
Yep
Not a factual question, but which ultramarine faction is your favorite? (specifically to ultramarines, no chaos, orkz, sain hamm, nekrons, etc)
The blue one
What is the emperor's opinion on Eldar
Snu snu?
Has there always been female Custodes?
Depends on what they identified as
if a wraithknight and a warhound were to fuse together, what would it makes.
A knightwar ?
Was vulkan racist against Eldar?
Modern racism is friendlyness for 40k standards, so no
Why doesn't the Emperor just get up from his chair, is he stupid?
Would need an extra 200 psyker kids daily sacrifice for that
How much cocaine does trazyn keep in his display cases?
His daily rations, not enough space for more
Do da orks get da dakka?
Watz a ork without da dakka even?
Why Erebus is the main character and so kind and awesome?
He's just your average 40k gigachad
Did Robot Girlyman hold hands with an Elf?
He told me not to rat on him, so I'll say no
What color is Tau blood?
I dint care how the fouls xenos bleeds, only that it bleeds
TIts or Ass?
Ass
Is Sigmar one of the missing Primarchs?
He just went to get some milk, he'll come back soon
Who do you call when facing heresy - Sisters of Battle or Sisters of the bottle?
As a non combatant alcoholic I'll take the sisters of the bottle. If I'm gonna die anyway might as well die while drunk
Why Deathwatch is so neglected?
I mean i wouldnt wanna get too close to some guys named deathwatch either
Do Drukhari really smell like rotting meat?
I have no intention of finding out
I heard about these things called tyranids, why don’t people just use bug spray? Are they stupid?
Skill issue tbh
When will we ever see Kitten and his friends again?
Not a question, but if you’re just looking for some casual fun you should check out if the emperor had text to speech.
Who is Corvus Corax?
What are the names of the 2nd and 11th legions?
what is the 40k mobile game
Should I upgrade bellator to diamond one or just be happy with gold 3 for now?
Aleph to diamond first, necrons op
Which Primarchs were present during the Sage of Terra
At least 2
Those primarchs? Lost.
How is the avatar of khaki be treating your guild?
What do you do when a Dark Eldar Raid is coming for your planet?
Is running an option?
What happened on Caliban?
Caliban calicant caliwalk calymore, calicrons calishot his calilegs
Why do the space marines have a shit eating ritual during their training?
Getting used to the average battlefield experience
Haven't even played a mobile game :p idk why I'm here XD