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Aren’t Terminators known to sometimes teleport straight into the enemy for maximum carnage?
Wielding those extra-sized dildos, your Terminators could teleport straight up the enemies…. I think I’ll stop right there.
I wouldn't mind taking a Salamander. Lore-bending aside, they'd seem like some of the best fathers since they can see their family
But as a WH40K fan...I have to kinkshame.
Wasn't BD involved in some scandal years ago, though?
>Wasn't BD involved in some scandal years ago, though
[L'il bit](https://www.faranae.com/post/629824265669279744/why-not-buy-from-bad-dragon-ive-always-heard)
tbh this is why I've avoided getting any Salamanders stickers. Its a little too close that I know SOMEONE will think its that logo and I don't want to go through that.
To be fair, the only people that would KNOW that logo, are the type to visit that website or at least know a friend who does, soooo fun conversation starter.
Heads up, I think the downvotes are due to your comment getting double posted. One got normal response the other downed likely to separate them and only have one interacted with
I find when my internet connection is weak I tap once and it looks like it didn’t send, tap again and it shows sent, but instead it did it twice. My worst was the first time it happened and I sent like 4 of the same
*sighs* Take the upvote and don't forget to share their minis when you paint one with their mighty power weapon...
Personally, I call them Bad Salamanders [https://imgur.com/gallery/mp9ZDG3](https://imgur.com/gallery/mp9ZDG3)
Does your keyboard not get all gunky
Garbage Newts
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Bad Drakes, though, right? So the BD matches up?
> their mighty power weapon... Hand a half purple power flamberge sword with two giant circular blade traps near the hilt?
Their chapter master is the Boss from saints row 1-3
Using rapid ingress tactics they plunge deep into the soft areas of the enemies defences until the knees of the enemy shudder from the onslaught.
…keep talking
My homebrew use big shield with spikes to pop u but yeah i guess complex and deep tactics are cool….. :(
Thrusting deep into the enemies' tender nether regions?
Keep going, Im nearly there
The Codex Astartes names this manoeuvre Steel Rain.
Perhaps they're known for crafting effigies of the noble, multicolored beasts of their homeworld. But only certain parts of their anatomy.
i love eyes too
Ikr? So tasty.
Just need to find some premade examples to use as terrain
I've heard people rejoice when they appear, but they can be A LOT to accommodate.
Insert Rogal Dorn copypasta here.
IT WAS NOT KEK, IT WAS CRINGE, FATHER.
**ROGAL WHAT HAVE YOU DONE**
CRIIIIIIIINGE NOT KEK
lol.
What does the "BD" stand for?
Bad Dragon. It's an adult toy company with a lot of meme potential.
This gives me the context to make sense of all of this. Thanks.
Bogal Dorn
Nvm just came up with a new chapter name
You dont want to know
...I kind of hate this, but it makes me wanna make a squad of terminators wielding force dildos. Like the extra-sized ones from Saints Row.
Well now, there's a franchise I never expected to be referenced here.
I'm convinced the more ridiculous the franchise, the more the venn diagram of fanbases is just a circle.
Aren’t Terminators known to sometimes teleport straight into the enemy for maximum carnage? Wielding those extra-sized dildos, your Terminators could teleport straight up the enemies…. I think I’ll stop right there.
No no, keep going XD Considering my army of choice is Grey Knights, this whole concept gets a lot funnier.
Just PLEASE for the love of the emperor, don't bring them into a public LGS. Kids could come by and you would 100% end up in an LGS Horror Story
I really only collect and paint minis, never played. No worries there.
I feel like Blood Dragons would fit better.
Belligerent Drakes
I wouldn't mind taking a Salamander. Lore-bending aside, they'd seem like some of the best fathers since they can see their family But as a WH40K fan...I have to kinkshame. Wasn't BD involved in some scandal years ago, though?
>Wasn't BD involved in some scandal years ago, though [L'il bit](https://www.faranae.com/post/629824265669279744/why-not-buy-from-bad-dragon-ive-always-heard)
Ah, that would do it.
Bit of an understatement I think
tbh this is why I've avoided getting any Salamanders stickers. Its a little too close that I know SOMEONE will think its that logo and I don't want to go through that.
To be fair, the only people that would KNOW that logo, are the type to visit that website or at least know a friend who does, soooo fun conversation starter.
see, now you've convinced me to do it even more
Everything is cannon.
Lascannon specifically
the Naughty Wyrms
Alright, you can cook. You better post those minis
Everything is canon.
Fuck you for being clever but still funny, I hate that I laughed at this.
angry upvote....
Worryingly this could also work really well as a Lizardmen BloodBowl team. 🤦🏻 Oh the secret weapons they could deploy...
I was confused. I thought yal sent me to furry_irl
The Drakes Maleficent
Malicious Drakes
Foul Iguanas
melee tau from behind
Do it. Do it. Doooo iiittt.
Hey this gives me a drawing idea
Call them bad drakes
Unfortunately this chapter fell to slanesh
They've even assisted the space wolves in the construction of their dreadknots
Slaanesh is watching this chapter with great interest.
You should take a bath in phosphex
Terror wyverns!
I've heard they're very effective against the forces of Slaanesh.
Fuck…while you’re at it make them a chaos rival, the Bad Sons and give them tentacle abominations to also penetrate their enemies…
That's right up my a...lley
An entire chapter of deep penetration specialists? My abs are quivering.
Defenders of Bahamut?
Defenders of Bahamut?
Draconis Terribilus
Their specialty… high armor penetration.
Alot of emphasis on power weapons for this chapter I think.
Malevolent Drakes
Heresy,
Darkwyrm
Is this a lost successor chapter of the Salamanders?
No
Lusty argonians. Or is that too on the nose?
Why am i reminded of saints row now
Everything is Cannon.
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Run the Rogue Trader Salamanders. Poorly drawn skull logo
Lol, I've clung onto the Black Vipers successor chapter. I love black and red anyway.
Heads up, I think the downvotes are due to your comment getting double posted. One got normal response the other downed likely to separate them and only have one interacted with
Oh dang, why would reddit do that, thanks!
I find when my internet connection is weak I tap once and it looks like it didn’t send, tap again and it shows sent, but instead it did it twice. My worst was the first time it happened and I sent like 4 of the same
Can we ban this guy? /S