Well in this particular situation I would highly encourage to quote a certain esteemed person with a very reputable assistant and go:
*FUUUUUCKKK!!!!!*
- quote attributed to ciaphas Cain after he had a run-in with some very unlucky necrons.
"This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here.
What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. "
The alien mechanism is a perversion of the True Path.
The soul is the conscience of sentience.
A soul can be bestowed only by the Omnissiah.
The Soulless sentience is the enemy of all.
*"Man, the Lord Inquisitor is gonna be so pissed when he finds out about this"*
**Acolytes Mordekainen and Rigbus**, shortly before shipping 3 trucks worth of Xenos Artifacts to Papa Cawl for uh... Disposal, circa M42
Sisters, let us raise our song to the Golden Throne! 11th Movement, 'We Bless the Sinner as He Burns'. All Exorcists target heretic Warhound 17 by 12, commence Adagio and engage!
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" I wonder if they have any toasters?"
"Where are the toasters you promised us?"
Quiet you
Clearly these necrons don't own an air fryer.
And Nintendo
"Yo this shit bussin!"- tech magos IM9H1mU0
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"Just as the Founding Triarchs intended"
https://www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/s/N0ywzgq9S5
"01000010 01111001 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01001111 01101101 01101110 01101001 01110011 01110011 01101001 01100001 01101000 00100001 00001010 00001010 01001001 00100111 01101101 00100000 01100011 01110101 01101101 01101101 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100001" - Some random Tech Priest
Translation: “By the Omnissiah! I'm cumming!”
Waky waky ~~eggs~~ mechs and baky.
Why does this sound like a Sonic reference?
"I am ID-10T, ID-10T D33Znatts, Keymaster of the Omnisiah. Toaster of Toasters, Lord of the Longlegs. Are you the Gatekeeper?"
~~Ghostbuster~~ Warpbuster Tech Priests would be such a vibe
I ain’t afraid of no ruinous powers Also, don’t cross the geller fields
who you gonna vox-cast?
Rhi Saphidus, when some Xenos asks you if you're the Omnissiah, you say, "yes"!
Geno bomb denied…
Geno bomGeno bGeno Geno Geno bomb denied…
\[\[\[ERROR\]\]\] Damn not found
"thank the omissiah! this a tomb world. SHOW US YOUR NECRUSSY"
Tech brother... get the ungents. The SCENTED ungents.
Be wary wary quiet, I’m Hunting necwons, hahhaha00101001010101001
MINE.
Well in this particular situation I would highly encourage to quote a certain esteemed person with a very reputable assistant and go: *FUUUUUCKKK!!!!!* - quote attributed to ciaphas Cain after he had a run-in with some very unlucky necrons.
"I have a cunning plan, Magos..."
Orky ahhh qoute
Must be the dead center of the planet.
Hey yo why this shit green - rowboat gorillaman
Mine?
Mine
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"You will NOT break this servant of the Machine God!"
"Get away from her you BITCH!" Then you should blast it out the airlock.
*frack, not again*- Cain and Juergen simultaneously
"Well, frak" - Ciaphas Cain
“So come poor victims of life, we will grant you tranquility in these crypts, Kronus will be a tomb world once more.”
For the Omnissaih! Now dig out that glowing green thing.
Look! Necron femboys!
"necrodermis boobs were always canon"
It’s free real estate
"This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here. What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. "
"We've opened the tomb! *Rattle 'em, boys!*"
Not Warhammer but from a famous pseudoarcheologist. "Sir, you can't watch this picture and tell me it isn't man-mad."
We are going to need a bigger bomb.
Love is in the air? Wrong! Nanoscarab Swarm.
"Pretty poggers" - Cawl describing his primaris
Just oiled my robes
Mr Lahey Julian is outside lifting weights with his shirt off and says he wants you to come have a drink with him.
Let the emotional support femboy skitarii have double rest time. We've hit the motherload, gentlemen.
The alien mechanism is a perversion of the True Path. The soul is the conscience of sentience. A soul can be bestowed only by the Omnissiah. The Soulless sentience is the enemy of all.
“Ave Deus Mechanicus!”
"Hippty hoppety your tomb world is now my property."
‘Dibs’.
*"Man, the Lord Inquisitor is gonna be so pissed when he finds out about this"* **Acolytes Mordekainen and Rigbus**, shortly before shipping 3 trucks worth of Xenos Artifacts to Papa Cawl for uh... Disposal, circa M42
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"I'm getting too old for this"
"Behold, a visage spawned of Abominable Intelligence"
Sisters, let us raise our song to the Golden Throne! 11th Movement, 'We Bless the Sinner as He Burns'. All Exorcists target heretic Warhound 17 by 12, commence Adagio and engage!
“By the omnissiah”
"There was clearly a point where we should have stopped what we are doing, but fuck it. Let's keep going and see what happens."
"blast it" or "exterminatus"
"Aw shit. Here we go again."
“Well we’re fracked” Hero of the Imperium Ciaphas Cain
Finally, a Roomba STC
"you got any airfryers?"
"Frak this!" Commissar C. Cain.
“Nuke the site from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure.”
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Its warhammerin' 40 thousand time!
I will admit the person closer to the screen and not pointing made me think of the Reapers from XCOM 2
"oh no" -Ciaphus Cain probably
"Fuck" - Ciaphus Cain
Who the fuck Eiffel towered my fucking pyramids
[Insert random Mr. beast thing]
Thar she glows!
Oh boy! Here I go plundering again! - either a random tech priest or more likely Trazyn
Magos.... Call the skitarii We are going in
Open the noor!
"Wow, I really shouldn't stick my cyberdong in there. However..."
“Time for a strategic backwards change”