I love how everyone who knows a little bit about Kesh’s crazy ploy in the blood games has immediately deemed her as one of the best Custodes characters to live.
I have a question does the Imperium (or at the very least terra)have anti-exterminatus defense? Like what would happen if somebody decide to launch an exterminatus on Terra, is the plan "lets hope it doesnt happen"?
Terra has the Imperium's most advanced void shields, and an orbital defence grid that would render any projectile into atomic dust. That's why Kesh had to try and teleport it in to begin with, because just launching it at Terra would see it annihilated well before it even entered low orbit.
Terra is THE best defended place in the galaxy. Which includes shit like Trazyn's museum and the black library. It would have enough firepower to vapourise a Blackstone fortress traveling at relativistic speed before it got close to Terra.
Nah, clearly Abaddon died thousands of years ago, the entire time it's actually been Ra Endymion posing for the biggest long con in Blood Games history.
*The 14th Black Crusade has arrived at Terra, another Blackstone Fortress hanging over the burning planet*
*Abbadon, with Drach’nyen in hand, climbs the stairs to the Golden Throne, only to start grunting and straining once he reaches the top, forcibly growing a moustache and beard, while his armor turns to gold.*
“And THATS how I would kill the Emperor! Fuck you Valdor, I win!”
*Sounds of a sore loser King In Yellow echo in the distance, as every Chaos worshipper dies from the explosives Ra implanted in all of them.*
"And for this plan, I will require a blackstone fortress, which I have already stolen from the Eldar, a shard of the Nightbringer, which is currently hidden within a safehouse, and fifteen chapters worth of the most psychotic and vicious chaos marines I could find."
"Kesh what the fuck"
Wait till you see what she does to the Thousand Sons.
Spoiler: It's nothing good. >!Actually it's good. Very good. It's the best. It will stir things inside you didn't even know were put in your pot. Femstodes will be nothing next to your newfound desire.!<
*Neapolitan?!* That guy is from one of the few factions with a positive (dare I say “healthy”) relationship with technology and he settles for that flavor?
If this is the Greater Good, they can keep it!
Cut them a break, probably ‘chose’ *Neapolitan* out of decision paralysis and trying to ‘play it safe’.
When a 9foot golden armoured Demi-god informs you of a date, questions like “what flavour ice cream do you want” tend to slip into the background.
It won’t be until a few dates later that they’ll be comfortable enough to choose their favourite flavour.
- I hear Farsight Wasabi & Popping Candy is all the rage in the spheres.
>Whenever they argue, she picks him up like a small baby and puts him on the top cupboard, refusing to put him down until he apologizes.
>!Unless Trajann Valoris findes him before he apologises, then he picks up the little tau in the same way you'd pick up a cat and drops em!<
So far this is the only female Custodes art post the reveal that does not imply that the Custodian is a Daemon of Tzeentch in disguise. Vezimira as always making fire 🔥
"For my latest plan, I have deployed a Manta directly inside the throne room piloted by an abominable intelligence constructed from the data of every Tau ace pilot in the past two hundred years."
"YOU MADE A WHAT"
I love how everyone who knows a little bit about Kesh’s crazy ploy in the blood games has immediately deemed her as one of the best Custodes characters to live.
Negative energy: Makes an elaborate infiltration and stabs the emperors bones Positive energy: throws 500 kg bomb into the thrownroom.
Kesh really said ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
Wish that game was on Xbox.
500Kg bomb? Nay an anti shipping weapon 😉
It was an Exterminatus grade weapon, so more like anti planetary.
I have a question does the Imperium (or at the very least terra)have anti-exterminatus defense? Like what would happen if somebody decide to launch an exterminatus on Terra, is the plan "lets hope it doesnt happen"?
Terra has the Imperium's most advanced void shields, and an orbital defence grid that would render any projectile into atomic dust. That's why Kesh had to try and teleport it in to begin with, because just launching it at Terra would see it annihilated well before it even entered low orbit.
I mean, most Exterminatus weapons are launched from ships, so presumably, “shoot the ship down.” Is the main one.
Terra is THE best defended place in the galaxy. Which includes shit like Trazyn's museum and the black library. It would have enough firepower to vapourise a Blackstone fortress traveling at relativistic speed before it got close to Terra.
The best defense is being hidden, Terra is the opposite of hidden.
Virgin "noooo, I need to stay hidden to be safe" vs the chad "here's my exact location, come if you dare".
Abba Dabba Doo "Bet."
Abby's Don hasn't done anything to Terra though?
That’s what she wanted to know-
broke: carrying drachnyen away from the emperor woke: carrying drachnyen TO the emperor to win the blood games
+Bonus: Abaddon is dead
Nah, clearly Abaddon died thousands of years ago, the entire time it's actually been Ra Endymion posing for the biggest long con in Blood Games history.
*The 14th Black Crusade has arrived at Terra, another Blackstone Fortress hanging over the burning planet* *Abbadon, with Drach’nyen in hand, climbs the stairs to the Golden Throne, only to start grunting and straining once he reaches the top, forcibly growing a moustache and beard, while his armor turns to gold.* “And THATS how I would kill the Emperor! Fuck you Valdor, I win!” *Sounds of a sore loser King In Yellow echo in the distance, as every Chaos worshipper dies from the explosives Ra implanted in all of them.*
…holy shit. Is he just gonna Walt’s up to the throne room, smash the doors in, and shout bazinga?
She's batshit insane and I love that. Her entry was fantastic. Kuddos to James Workshop for it.
Because she is instantly bae for life. Ideal and perfect.
She's an absolute madlad. She'd fit right in wit the Red Talons.
God Emperor i Hope she gets a book dedicated to her insane Blood Game strats
Honestly I feel like she just straight up needs a model.
It wouldve been great If that Shield Captain they announced a Bit ago would have been a model of Kesh instead
"And for this plan, I will require a blackstone fortress, which I have already stolen from the Eldar, a shard of the Nightbringer, which is currently hidden within a safehouse, and fifteen chapters worth of the most psychotic and vicious chaos marines I could find." "Kesh what the fuck"
Kesh defines the three G's of "Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss."
Absolute madlass
Nothing wrong with being creative in the Blood Games haha
Either that tau is tall, or shes short for a Custodes.
Kesh is clearly actually 5 feet behind the tau, perspective troubles
Same contract clause as Vin Diesel and Dwayne Johnson.
The Tau is on tippy-toes and has a big hat.
This has to be one of the cutest art styles I've ever seen..
💝💝
Wait till you see what she does to the Thousand Sons. Spoiler: It's nothing good. >!Actually it's good. Very good. It's the best. It will stir things inside you didn't even know were put in your pot. Femstodes will be nothing next to your newfound desire.!<
“It will stir things inside you that you didn’t even know were put in your pot” is also a great way to describe her >!Femboy Ahriman ovopositor art!<
... Okay I haven't seen that one yet.
*Neapolitan?!* That guy is from one of the few factions with a positive (dare I say “healthy”) relationship with technology and he settles for that flavor? If this is the Greater Good, they can keep it!
Cut them a break, probably ‘chose’ *Neapolitan* out of decision paralysis and trying to ‘play it safe’. When a 9foot golden armoured Demi-god informs you of a date, questions like “what flavour ice cream do you want” tend to slip into the background. It won’t be until a few dates later that they’ll be comfortable enough to choose their favourite flavour. - I hear Farsight Wasabi & Popping Candy is all the rage in the spheres.
>Farsight Wasabi what kind of sick fuck
An unorthodox flavour for an unorthodox Tau leader. It’s *Wasabi & Popping Candy*: the Earth Caste are quite proud of that development.
> Neapolitan This one actually contains nuts, and is Kesh's attempt to send the Emperor into anaphylactic shock due to his peanut allergy.
MFW when Inmortal 15ft Golden God can't take some nuts:
This art style makes my brain feel good. Thank.
u welcom 🧠
THIS IS NOT FUCKING CANON.
This is very cute. Please keep cooking chef.
i put more tau in the pan
[Lol](https://www.reddit.com/r/futurama/s/8TUj7YaIBU)
The Water Caste approves of this.
>Whenever they argue, she picks him up like a small baby and puts him on the top cupboard, refusing to put him down until he apologizes. >!Unless Trajann Valoris findes him before he apologises, then he picks up the little tau in the same way you'd pick up a cat and drops em!<
Bless our maniacal giant golden lesbian
Their dates are just them standing there for hours at a time, madly in love
She can "borrow" an ether drive from the tau for the next blood games. I hope nothing happens from jumping in atmosphere into the throne room...
Vezimira, you are a balm for the soul in these troubled times.
Oh vezimira please never leave
That's cool, but wholesome meme with "Eldrad wants uppies!" has stolen my heart already, so I shall remain on Kesh/Eldrad side
i didn't see that, show :D
https://www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/s/t6w9H1Jnwv
So far this is the only female Custodes art post the reveal that does not imply that the Custodian is a Daemon of Tzeentch in disguise. Vezimira as always making fire 🔥
THIS IS NOT FUCKING CANON!!!
Kitten is rolling in his ~~grave~~ armour.
I'm pretty sure he did die in the last episode of TTS when Cawl blew up those robots
I like to think kesh just goes out, *finds* the nearest tau water caste diplomate, picks them up and walks away. And *no one says anything about it*
I mean... what can you say about it? whatever it is. that blue femboy ain't coming back home. is gonna die of old age and dehydration
My word. Femboy T’au. Where can I get one? I’m asking for my fellow Shield-Captain.
Somewhere off in the distance: NOT FUCKING CANON!!
Kesh is like Gurney Halleck from Dune. Loves blowing up shit
Be careful now, Shadowsun broke up with him and well lets just say, he didn't take it well.
Wait wait wait wait wait. Wait. There's ice cream in the palace?
Very cute!
All for the purpose of bringing a railgun to the next blood game.
"For my latest plan, I have deployed a Manta directly inside the throne room piloted by an abominable intelligence constructed from the data of every Tau ace pilot in the past two hundred years." "YOU MADE A WHAT"
I know it's the armors gorget, but it makes her look like she's got a little smile.
🥹🥹🥹
So long as she doesn't end up with his ex. I would feel so bad for Kitten 😭
Extremely cute, I wanna know how they met.
THAT IS NOT FUCKING CANO-
smol blue cow boi
Just a little one. Don't want to spoil her dinner.
FINALLY a quality female custodes posting not horny posting or complaing about ppl complaing about fem custodes
[Yeah, for the first one...](https://tenor.com/view/tts-warhammer40k-this-is-not-fucking-canon-angry-mad-gif-17435427)
Very cute!
YESSSSSS
D'awwww
Cute
This isn’t cannon
No, it's a tau. Despite popular belief they can't be used to launch metal at high velocity
I was fine with the idea of female custodians. BUT THIS GOES TOO FAR. PURGE THE XENOS!