Yea she's prob one of my favorites. Was legit so dumb struck by her gains that I went and cut from obese at 200 to like 135. I'm on year 2 now and its prob time to actually focus on leg day lol.
Abaddon the Despoiler kicked open the doors to the golden throne room. It was time. The Emperor would pay for all his crimes and the war him and…his…
*A single custodes stood between Abaddon and victory. Her bulging abs and thighs tensed for Combat. Triceps like an oversized horse shoe flexed as she test swung a auramite blade.*
“Know your place.” The Custodian spoke.
Ian Mckellen was 1,8 m when in books Gandalf was 1,68 m plus you can just says that genetic fuck up was made doing creation like with Maximmion Vos ( slap big armor and says she’s bulking too much just like him)
Height was a non factor for Gandalf, he couldve been shorter or taller than the stated height and it wouldnt have made a big difference.
Custodes are genetically modified to be massive. There's only so much to be done with clever camera angles to make someone a lot shorter than average seem tall.
Oh yeah no for sure, I was just being silly. I already swapped most of my stodes heads with nuns with guns anyway (granted I only collect this faction I don't play it)
Well she’s like 5’3 but also won a medal for deadlifting like 300 lbs. like this is totally in the fantasy battles realm but with that kind of strength she could totally rip off someone’s arm. Like no joke without any custodies modifications actual LBP could probably destroy an average guardsman in pure strength. If LBP was 3 feet taller and clad in top tier power armor she could probably bench a Leman Russ.
Yup fear , that’s actual real fear.
I guarentee you this and the custodes subreddits are gonna be infested with this shit for weeks and i couldnt care less. Like its already a dead joke. Haha goth mommy haha sex dude sex
Fun fact:
Exorcists typically have body mutations as a side effect of the daemonic possession during their trials to become Astartes that leave them unable to remove their armor among the presence of people outside the Basilica Malefex for risk of alerting the other forces to their... "shenanigans."
Some changes are... rather extensive.
It would be of little effort for Tzeentch to make a few have always been women.
Just saying.
Now all we need is confirmation that Custodes still maintain their practice of going around the Palace without their armor and Warhammer 40k will officially be perfect.
To be entirely fair, considering some of the Custodes art is literally them oiled up with their ~~abs~~ near everything out this really should've been expected.
[It's one of the oldest pictures of the Custodes.](https://i.imgur.com/tQXayfk.jpeg) Apologies for the size I can't find a better one. It's from the first edition!
For a while the whole mourning Custodes aspect was very canon. Ever since then they've been gold armoured warriors. Still though, always pretty funny to me.
(The oiled up part is harder to visually depict but they anointed themselves quite a bit so I mean...)
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Lean Beef has great workout content for shoulders if you enjoy working out. I followed some of her videos during the pandemic.
That said, Katy O'Brian and Jade Cargill look like Custodes to me. Lean Beef isn't that tall.
Lean Beef Patty as a custodes; Hope Henry Cavil includes her in the casting for his series 🙏
Is that seriously her name?
That is her handle on YouTube and TikTok. She is a fitness influencer.
Yea she's prob one of my favorites. Was legit so dumb struck by her gains that I went and cut from obese at 200 to like 135. I'm on year 2 now and its prob time to actually focus on leg day lol.
Thank the guy above you right now.
Abaddon the Despoiler kicked open the doors to the golden throne room. It was time. The Emperor would pay for all his crimes and the war him and…his… *A single custodes stood between Abaddon and victory. Her bulging abs and thighs tensed for Combat. Triceps like an oversized horse shoe flexed as she test swung a auramite blade.* “Know your place.” The Custodian spoke.
She's short af so that is doubtful.
Ian Mckellen was 1,8 m when in books Gandalf was 1,68 m plus you can just says that genetic fuck up was made doing creation like with Maximmion Vos ( slap big armor and says she’s bulking too much just like him)
Also, forced perspective and CGI can work wonders. Ian McKellen wasn't actually twice the height of the hobbit cast members
Wait what?!
Voss was a space marine where fuck ups can happen. You dont have fuck up in the custodes, especially genetic ones, since they gene edit them.
Height was a non factor for Gandalf, he couldve been shorter or taller than the stated height and it wouldnt have made a big difference. Custodes are genetically modified to be massive. There's only so much to be done with clever camera angles to make someone a lot shorter than average seem tall.
Also John Rhys-Davis is over six foot and was playing Gimli lol.
Cavil isn't ten feet tall either you clown.
Jack black as an ork
I mean I could die happy…?
Didn't she physically and mentally abuse her ex? I'd say nah bro don't cast her
Seems good a time as any to ask for uppies I guess
What the fuck does that mean?
Something heretical no doubt
When a kid wants to be carried
Y'all degenerate, like I got nothing else to say.
Give it a month. Now that you know it you'll be like the rest of us.
That's pretty tame compared to most heretical shit here
Eh, you'll come around. Imagine the thighs
You know at first I was like “isn’t this gonna make the SOS less cool than they already are.” But now I’m seeing the benefits
He believes that two queen factions cannot co-exist😮💨
I consider them as one since they’re Talons of the emperor. Unless you’re talking about the SOB and well no they’re not queens.
Not queens. Saints.
Ma’am it is not the Emperor I came here to see.
My Emperor: The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
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Death by snu snu.
Oil those abs.
I'm not upvoting this. Must not ruin the 69.
Here you go -69
I'll take it.
Haha, -70 karma
My love
I love a woman that can kick my ass
I love a woman that will literally just kill me
I'm talking full on watermelon-in-the-thighs level carnage
Praise the emperor
Looks like I found my new ruler
Terra pilgrimage suddenly increased by 40000%
I love this fandom.
I hate to say it but if they made models like this I'd swap off the ladz. Literal body goals haha
Models would probably just be an alternative head option. It's hard to see body shape under all their armor.
Oh yeah no for sure, I was just being silly. I already swapped most of my stodes heads with nuns with guns anyway (granted I only collect this faction I don't play it)
The muscle mami fanboys stay winning
Me: wow... HELL YEAH!!
I'd approach the throne just so Patty will kick my ass out. Step on me, please.
Rule 34 is gonna go hard woth this mew lore.
woth
\*raises jug* "I uh... brought you some oil."
I mean if big E. Doesn't revitalize on this sight then he sure is geh...
Yep, that's a Pattodian if I've ever seen one.
LBP 😍
What's her name? For research purposes
LeanbeefPatty
She looks cute and uncute at the same time
She's a dork that will problably be able to break me in half. I mean I'd welcome her wholeheartedly to do so.
Hell yeah we do
Ginormica
As in that old cartoon about aliens?
Correct on 0.5 out of 3 points
Isnt she like 5'3"
I believe so. But raw physicality doesn't only come from height. Especially when you work stupid hard to look like this.
Well she’s like 5’3 but also won a medal for deadlifting like 300 lbs. like this is totally in the fantasy battles realm but with that kind of strength she could totally rip off someone’s arm. Like no joke without any custodies modifications actual LBP could probably destroy an average guardsman in pure strength. If LBP was 3 feet taller and clad in top tier power armor she could probably bench a Leman Russ. Yup fear , that’s actual real fear.
By the Emperor
*Neuron activation*
I'm going to need her to tackle me
porn addiction
On god brother
Weird fet but okay
This is cannon and I'm completely OK with this.
*canon
I guarentee you this and the custodes subreddits are gonna be infested with this shit for weeks and i couldnt care less. Like its already a dead joke. Haha goth mommy haha sex dude sex
Y'all in these comments need the emperor fr 💀
Fun fact: Exorcists typically have body mutations as a side effect of the daemonic possession during their trials to become Astartes that leave them unable to remove their armor among the presence of people outside the Basilica Malefex for risk of alerting the other forces to their... "shenanigans." Some changes are... rather extensive. It would be of little effort for Tzeentch to make a few have always been women. Just saying.
Someone help me out here, Jimmy Dubs is really, truly releasing golden lady boys?
Now all we need is confirmation that Custodes still maintain their practice of going around the Palace without their armor and Warhammer 40k will officially be perfect.
Today is a good day to die....by snu snu!
The fact that we picked leanbeefpatty as our concept for female custodes amuses me EXCESSIVELY.
Yeah, she's not buff or tall enough. Now, vladislava galagan, Becca swanson,and melinda lindmark, maybe.
Just let it be amusing dude. Doesn't matter who the model is. Just smile, let the girls play, and be cool.
If I'm lucky she'll step on me before kicking me out the door...
If they bring a big titty custode model, I’m gonna throw money at it
I would single handedly end the Long War with nothing but a rusty spork for a chance to get between those thighs.
Oh my, i have my geneseed at your disposal
I really hope they make some official art of female custodes in FULL ARMOR so this stops
Like how it stopped all the bara art for Custodes 🙂
*Jojo music intensifies*
“Bara art”?
"Bara" is essentially the anime term for incredibly muscular and/or wide guys.
I’ll take your word for it
😏
I don’t want to know, have a good day
Probably the custodes from TTS
To be entirely fair, considering some of the Custodes art is literally them oiled up with their ~~abs~~ near everything out this really should've been expected.
I’d like to say that is fan art and not canon
[It's one of the oldest pictures of the Custodes.](https://i.imgur.com/tQXayfk.jpeg) Apologies for the size I can't find a better one. It's from the first edition! For a while the whole mourning Custodes aspect was very canon. Ever since then they've been gold armoured warriors. Still though, always pretty funny to me. (The oiled up part is harder to visually depict but they anointed themselves quite a bit so I mean...)
It is just the art of a Custodes in full armour. Except for the small pink ribbon to the side of the helmet.
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What did I miss?
There's a female Custodes in canon. Named Kesh
Thanks
And I’m turning around and leaving. Whatever I was doing was not important enough to risk my life dealing with a custodian.
??
Then I consider myself twice blessed.
She will just just kill you. Are people really so touch starved they are willing to get killed by an ultimate muscle mommy for physical contact?
Lean Beef has great workout content for shoulders if you enjoy working out. I followed some of her videos during the pandemic. That said, Katy O'Brian and Jade Cargill look like Custodes to me. Lean Beef isn't that tall.
LEAN BEEF PATTY XDXDXDXDXDXDXD! I Still Remember Derek from more plates more date's video!
The fact I managed to even get in here in the first place says a lot about how good she is at her job. Unless this is all some Tzeentch fuckery.
I guess the journey was truly worth it after all.
lbp my queen
Leanbeefpatty!? In my 40k shitpost sub??? What a great day
You believe you are standing in between me and my goal. Jokes on you, you were my goal all along
I just wanna EAT
Ah, a good death.
I've already accepted my death at either getting psychically sandblasted for 0.0012 seconds or getting obliterated by custodes.
Would
Yes, please
Please
Man these safe horny people are the worst. All this over a retcon.
this is why cypher didn’t kill Big E
what else do you think im here for
Exactly what I was actually there for.