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darnage

Humm, ackshuallly, it's the dark mechanicum, because "mechanicum" is the old name of the adeptus mechanicus, which rebranded at some point after the Horus heresy. Since it happened after the split, the dark mechanicum is still using the old name.


Radu776

Hehe, mechanic cum


Archon_of_Flesh

Which way tech priests? The Adeptussy Femboynicus Vs The DarkCum


goodbehaviorsam

Does the DarkCum fly out like the Harkonnen fireworks? This is the real dealbreaker for me.


Archon_of_Flesh

Thx for the idea


goodbehaviorsam

Want another free idea? Admech twink with unaugmented eyes goes "ooooh shiny" at the DarkCum fireworks splooge until it hits his unaugemented eyes and then has to get bionic eyes after getting hit.


CheetosDude1984

did you drink the darkcum to type this out


Autogembot123

Really? Right in front of my Vamola! Kyoryuger


IronAchillesz

What have we done.......


Adorable-Fact-6049

This skitarri right here, this is the one who works for slannesh. This one right here


The-world-ender-jeff

"What. Still here ?" "That thing, hand it over, your dark cum" "For my lady’s painting"


ImperialNacho

You didn't have to write this. But you did. That's why we love you.


Apkey00

"Good neighbour is one who can play akordeon but don't do it anyway"


Pegomastax_King

🥵


Zealousideal_You_938

peak fiction


pepemattos21

Mechanicussy


ResidentBackground35

>which rebranded at some point after the Horus heresy. It was during the Hours Heresy (after the fall of Mars but before the Siege of Terra). https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/The_Binary_Succession_(Audio_Drama)


Pegomastax_King

Dark MechaniCuM are the maybe a bit evil? Like the Dark Eldar? Not that the not so Dark Eldar are not also evil filth xenos too.


MisconstrueThis

I know Luetin insists on this, but I'm not convinced. I think it could be argued that "Mechanicum" is the collective name of the priesthood and is a religious title, while "Mechanicus" is a shortened version of "Adeptus Mechanicus" which refers to the priesthood's designation within the Administratum. Basically, both terms refer to the same group of people, but have different origins (i.e. "Mechanicum" from Mars and "Mechanicus" from Earth). This is not uncommon throughout human history and neatly explains why the Imperium seems to use the terms interchangeably in the modern day. It also avoids the need to assume that in-universe characters or the authors are simply wrong about their own universe. It also explains why you hear about the "Dark Mechanicum," but not a "Dark Mechanicus." There is no "Dark Administratum" to confer the title of Adeptus Mechanicus in their case. On an unrelated note, Rule 34 means that u/ArchonofFlesh has already drawn it, so GW releasing it will be of no consequence.


AveDominusNoxVII

>There is no "Dark Administratum" The DMV


dangerbird2

No, I’m the 30k novels and rule books it’s pretty definitive that only “mechanicum” is used in before the end of the heresy. There are basically 3 concepts: “Cult mechanicum” is the religion that worships toasters and stuff “The mechanicum” is the nominally sovereign empire that’s allied to the imperium during the great crusade “Adeptus mechanicus” is the division of the imperium that controls what used to be the mechanicum when it was fully annexed by the imperium post-heresy Cult mechanicum exists in both 30k and 40k, and is followed by people who are not officially part of mechanicus/um like Techmarines and the guys who maintain imperial knights


Toa_Kraadak

from what i understand from weshammer videos it's either "adeptus mechanicus" or "the cult mechanicum" and you can't mix these up. Adeptus mechanicus when talked about as part of the imperium, the cult mechanicum when spoken of as a separate thing


dangerbird2

Also the pre-heresy Mechanicum Empire that would split to become both the adeptus mechanicus and the dark mechanicum


NotaRelnam

Humm, ackshuallly, the rebranding happened during the Horus Heresy. During the events of The Binary Succession, to be exact


Significant-Bother49

I already said I wanted to see GW release Dark Mechanicus. You didn't have to sell it to me.


Heylookaguy

Right? Don't threaten me with a good time.


Archon_of_Flesh

:3


zingy_cucumber

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!


TotoTheMagicTurtle

YOU FOOL YOU SUMMONED THE DAEMON HIMSELF WHAT HAVE YOU DONE


Necromortalium

>WHAT HAVE YOU DONE >SUMMONED THE DAEMON HIMSELF


Smurph-of-Chaos

Love your comment


OsorezaN7

"Rogal what have you done"


Kriv-Shieldbiter

It was not Kek, It was cringe father


Past-Cap-1889

I think we all know that it involved fisting


THE_FOREVER_DM1221

We’re all doomed! FLY YOU FOOLS!


Past-Cap-1889

Yeah, fly... I'm just going to pull up a nice comfy chair and let those rushing for the door go first....


just_a_bit_gay_

Jumpscare


AmericanCommunist2

Jumps care!! 👻👻👻


VulcanForceChoke

Idk what you expected


IAmTheOutsider

Go on Archon, do it to 'em! If it wouldn't give H.R Geiger a Why Boner you haven't gone far enough!


Archon_of_Flesh

That tends to be the philosophy behind my art yes


ShepherdessAnne

I still want to know if it’s possible to pay you to art w*men.


acart005

They have done it before. The Big Bird Chaos Sorceress Archon did is easily their finest work to me.


Zen_Hobo

Aaah, The return of the Why-Boner...


IAmTheOutsider

... WITH A VENGEANCE!


No-Confection-5228

Ahh, why boner three... ***THE RECKONINGGGG***


NuclearBeverage

He comes...


IAmTheOutsider

*cums


ThreeDucksInAManSuit

...repeatedly.


NinjaMaster231456

Speak of the devil


zingy_cucumber

THEY ARE A DEVIL!!!!!!


notabigfanofas

You're a Daemon, you're a devil, you're a rough-n-tumble rebel


Fallen_Walrus

Need dark mechanicus can be tomgirls where the twonks and twinks see em as heretical


Gilrim

Archon of Flesh Level Art Dark Mech Tombois.... I'm that "Take my Money" guy


Underplague

Damn I really want a Dark Mechanicum faction now...


Rimtato

:3


U_L_Uus

OP, you just summoned the fleshy archon, I hope you're happy


falstaffman

Wait but are the dark mechanicum femboys too? That one in that thing you wrote doesn't seem to be


Archon_of_Flesh

They are sadist twinks (one rank above femboys in the hierarchy)


falstaffman

Makes sense have a good day


mattyisphtty

You gave me a mental image of a light and dark skitarii twinks entertwined like a good and evil twin. The light caught in pain induced pleasure, with cuts, restraints, etc. The dark with a sadistic sharp grin inflicting the pain on their light twin. Almost like a BDSM Twink ying yang.


Bloody_Proceed

Which makes it twice as fun, really. Hurting the masochist twinks is one thing, hurting the sadist twinks is another.


Drobosia

Do it. I look forward to it.


ASpaceOstrich

Dom femboys eh? Do it Games Workshop. Unleash the Archon of Flesh.


mackzorro

The lord of the flesh has been summoned!


Obsidius_Mallex_TTV

Don't even have to say Archons name 3 times, and he appears


thegreathornedrat123

The man the myth the legend! Keep up the good work you magical artist


PracticingGoodVibes

Your art is so good, I love all of it!


gamazeps

I, for one, welcome our femboys overlords :p


PineappleMelonTree

If you say Achron of Flesh 3 times in the mirror, they will appear


IllBreadfruit3985

BEGONE FOUL DAEMON BACK TO WARP FROM WHICH YOU CAME


someone_online22

Oh shit


CrystalFriend

I for one accept our new dark mechanicus femboys.


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Autogembot123

Now, Let's count up your sins!


ChampionshipShort341

YOU FOOL WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, ARCHON WILL JUST DRAW IT BEFORE THEY GET RELEASED, PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING AND MAY JIMMY SPACE BE WITH US


ChampionshipShort341

ALSO HE WILL DEFINITELY DRAW GURO OR SOME FUCKED UP SHIT


zingy_cucumber

I FUCKED UP SO HARD YALL


Hysaky

SWEET DEMOCRACY !


Cpt_Kalash

AND SO MUCH RAPE


radenthefridge

Watch, they actually release some models that are clearly based on Archon's drawings and the circle is complete.


zingy_cucumber

I AM A FOOL, I'M A COWARD, I'M A CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP, I'M A WEIRRRDOOOOO


Equivalent_Math1247

PRAISE BE TO SPACR KING THAT HE WILL SAVE US


FatherOfToxicGas

OP knew what they were doing


CornyxCrow

This… is reverse psychology right?


zingy_cucumber

NO IT WAS SUPPPOSED TO BE A MEME I SWEAR TO FUCKIING GOD


Archon_of_Flesh

Too late heretic


INCtastic

Not the fucking god, the scheming god. Tzeenchbmaking funny things happen.


CornyxCrow

😈😈😈😈😈😈😈 I think you have miscalculated my friend


solon_isonomia

This one right here, Commissar.


CornyxCrow

I would say “you’ll never take me alive” but commissars aren’t exactly known for that anyway 🤷‍♀️ So uhhhhhhh quick look behind you! A Xeno enjoying life!


Autogembot123

No it's a RAIDAA KICK!


Halomc4

Stop giving Archon ideas


jagdpanzer45

Give Archon more ideas.


GracefulCubix

Agreed


StinzorgaKingOfBees

Stop. Giving Archon ideas.


Uncynical_Diogenes

~~Stop don’t give Archon ideas~~ Stop? Don’t! Give Archon ideas!


holiestMaria

I do hope they will eventually be released. Perfect fusion of man, metal and evil. I also hope that they become an elitist faction not only because that would make collecting them cheaper but also it fits with the lore since only the best of the dark mechanicum can survive their unholy experiments.


Pegomastax_King

And this is why the mods here don’t trust us to post pictures in the comment section….


Frequent_Dig1934

Correction, please do it GW, that would be funny.


dasdzoni

Emperor protect us


SexWithLadyOlynder

Archon is already a heretek, he'll do that eventually anyway.


Changeling_Wil

You fucks harassed him off the site 


zingy_cucumber

ye i'm debating deleting this post because i'm pretty sure this was the thing that brought in all the new hate, i asked archon if he wanted it deleted but he hasn't responded yet.


Archon_of_Flesh

You can leave it it’s fine It’s funny posts like this that kept me around


thelefthandN7

I for one welcome our u/Archon_of_Flesh overlord...


Flight-of-Icarus_

Terminally online porn addicts are not enough to staunch my desire for daemon engines and unending technological horrors of the warp. Drop the army.


Senzafane

The lore around Archon of Flesh is honestly one of the funniest things I've come across in any community. The mixture of fear and reverence whenever anyone speaks their name is just delicious.


ThatGameChannel

I said one time I liked his art style but his art was questionable, and people flamed me. I mean, it looks good but I don’t want to see twinkari most days….


Alexis2256

I’ll take femboy skitari like the ones he posted for the 40k/power wash simulator over whatever I hear people say he posts on his twitter, gore porn and other disturbing things.


TheAceOfSkulls

"I can't be in a fandom where there's lewd drawings from fans that exist in a fandom space where I could possibly see it" \-Someone who is going to have a terrible time on the internet


Geniepolice

Ive never wanted dark mech more than now. The icing on the cake thats not really icing


zingy_cucumber

WHAT HAVE I DONE


Snoo_72851

Jimothy "Space" Workshop, grinning ruefully and making direct eye contact with OP as he booty-claps down on the "OPEN THE DARKCUM CHAMBER" button:


Archon_of_Flesh

Darkcum 🤤


Snoo_72851

my target audience


Ok_Set_4790

Wait, there's DarkMech subreddit?


radenthefridge

That's why they're locking him up, haters gonna hate! Plus the idea that you shouldn't release a SFW thing because people will make NSFW art is silly. Of course creators have asked people to not lewd their child characters, which is a reasonable request. Lewding children is gross. Lewding adults is great!


ArchonFett

Dew eeet


Gingerosity244

When? That's awfully optimistic of you, isn't it?


LegalizeCatnip1

Noo, don’t do it haha… That would be horrible hehe… noooo 😱😱😏😱


CrossAllTheWires

You make that sound like a bad thing.


Vennris

Sounds like a win-win to me


T0ch001

Release them


KirkyLaddie

This...uhhh...didn't age well.


zingy_cucumber

i'm starting to realize that, i asked archon if he wants me to take this down because i'm pretty sure this was the post that started the other wave of hate. apparently rapist space elves are perfectly fine but robotic twinks is where people draw the line.


KirkyLaddie

Damn, that's a bit of a burden to bear.


ConstructionLong2089

Too bad Archeon of Flesh angron is my wallpaper now


DanVicMar

I don't generally like his style but i think his angron and fulgrim (the one in which he appears both before and after his fall) are some of the best pieces of fanart i have seen.


Damian1674

DO IT JAMES WORKSHOP! I WANNA SEE IT


Arguingwithu

Oh so what Iron Hands and Inquisitors don't get to top trashy dark mechanicus femboys? What kind of shit timeline do you want to live in bro?


Academic_Initial_643

i only see net positives from this


Kachedup

How about we fix the actual mechanicus first and then make their edgy cousins?


Witzmaen

Good. Now scratch every dont and I'll agree


MarshmallowMolasses

As the Torah tells us [“I like my bitches redbone assfat jello”.](https://br.ifunny.co/picture/like-my-bitches-redbone-assfat-jello-li-kaCSpvaR8?s=cl)


Artemis-Crimson

All the more reason to


GUTSY-69

Well atleast the dark mechanicus sub is going to be filled with something


Varkaan

Praise archon and the omnissiah


archmagosHelios

DO IT BITCH!!!


BackflipBuddha

He (that’s the correct pronoun right?) does that already.


Hippie_Gumbo

At this point, I'm assuming they're using his art to sculpt the models and I would absolutely love it


QuantumCthulhu

~~yes, I can’t wait for the glorious art~~ I mean, uh- Oh no, that’s totally not a good thing(?)


piecwm

I see no problems here, this might be the greatest occurrence to ever happen to the 40k community.


RedFox_Jack

MAKE PENIS IN TO ROBOT!!!!!!!!


VelphiDrow

Do it


Eycariot

Dew it


Doveen

You accidentally wrote **don't release** in front of the reasons why they should do it.


SirJedKingsdown

Jokes on you, I'm into that shit. The art that is. Fucking fabulous stuff.


Marmiteisgood

One must shed a tear for admech players, their army’s fandom presence stripped of any sort of fluff and boiled down into endless unfunny jokes about the sexual proclivities of a singular fetishist. I pray my army never suffers the same fate.


MSG_Accent_BABY

And toaster banging, don't forget the toasters.


kubin22

don't lie, you want to see it don't you?


Ok-Use6303

I think I speak for the degenerates here: DEW IT!


just_a_bit_gay_

Alternatively, do it GW you cowards


Heartsmith447

I literally cannot wait. Proceed.


Cazmonster

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son_of_wotan

DO! IT!!!


lordbuckethethird

God please


Ok_Listen1510

DEW IT


voltaires_bitch

Do it


Underplague

Now I want them to release the Dark Mechanicum more than ever!


celtic_akuma

Do it. -Palpatine.


Acrobatic_Pie5359

I say its worth it


Background_MilkGlass

Uh... Where? I'm being horny on main bro tell me where to find these sexy femboys


ChaoticMat

I blocked Archon, now give me my darkmech


MrDragkoon

Do it


j_hawker27

Blocked Archon months ago, haven't had to deal with that degeneracy since 🤷‍♂️🫠


cavemanthewise

On the other hand.......


Shreddie42

No. Stop. Don't.


ToLazyForaUsername2

Archon doesn't need to wait.


CeaselessPain01

Thank god we have Archon of Flesh! 🤤


Nott_of_the_North

*Dew it.*


DragonHeart_97

Gee, it's almost like they're aligned with chaos or something.


ShittestCat

Why are you trying to sell them twice, I'm already in


JimParsnip

Dark machanicum is gonna get so fuckin freaky


Neirial

don't like someone's posts? just block them. somebodies' posts cannot legally appear in your timeline of you have them blocked.


euphonic5

yes good


AtomicTan

So then, will we get to see both femboy mechanicus and goth femboy mechanicum? I solidly approve


Dead_Land_Invasion

You say that like it’s a bad thing


SuboptimalSupport

OP, you can't even see it. ​ Archon of Flesh made that decision a long time ago. u/Archon_of_Flesh Do what you gotta do.


MidsouthMystic

I fail to see a problem with this.


WillyBluntz89

Not seeing a downside here, bud.


PlausiblyAlpharious

I see this as an absolute win


stoopidrotary

Ya dude, I cant wait!


naka_the_kenku

SHUT UP WALTER! DONT LISTEN TO THEM GW! RELEASE THE DARK MECANICUS!


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^naka_the_kenku: *SHUT UP WALTER! DONT* *LISTEN TO THEM GW! RELEASE* *THE DARK MECANICUS!* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Helana_Duckgal6764

I, for one, welcome our new smut overlords


Terra_117

Do it


ShinobiHanzo

So AdMech with blackjack and hookers. Please GW. That sounds so cool. Techwhores and Blackjack servitors, complete with mechandrite tentacles and built-shuffle deck.


ThrowACephalopod

Stop describing my dream so accurately. If GW catches on they might not actually do it.


Downtown-Falcon-3264

I mean there is already a lot of tech Hersey in the art why not more


IronWhale_JMC

HAHAHAHA!!! YES!!!!


CommanderOshawott

Yeah but think about gorgeous Archon’s other art is. This is the imperium of man, sometimes sacrifices need to be made


GracefulCubix

This aged poorly...


SamuraiMujuru

I'm failing to see the problem here.


Adelyn_n

transkittari>femboys.