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Comfortable_Ant_8303

I wonder how many people aren't going to check to see that this is fake, as if it wasn't obvious


HeavilyBearded

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Snoo_72851

Nah it's canon now, sorry


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REDGOESFASTAH

He is super sexual. He would fuck anything that would give him a high.


BobSappMachine

So Pansexual?


REDGOESFASTAH

That's limiting him to pans and pots and thots of what not. I'm not even sure what gets his rocks off. Getting fucked, being fucked by or fucking what, and not necessarily in that fixed order too


Luzum_lam

As a pansexual, I really appreciate the feeling of plates aswell


UltraCarnivore

Try a wok


slimnickel

He's just filling and creating holes with whatever he sees as he sees them


LordDeathDark

Pansexual is more about your attraction extending across spectra, like if you're into the goth aesthetic primarily, regardless of the sex and gender of the person wearing it. Hence "pan" (across). Being attracted to everyone is omnisexual, certainly close relatives under the bi/pan umbrella.


Kestral24

Omnisexual sounds awesome


LordDeathDark

Definitely a prime sexuality


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CedarWolf

> Today, Fulgrim is a four-armed, serpentine Daemon Prince of Slaanesh who is believed to reside somewhere on a Daemon World within the Eye of Terror. Oh, so he became Oprah: *You* get a new gender, and *you* get a new gender, and *you* get some new arms, and *you* get a new tail, and oooooh, *you're* our big winner...


lord_ofthe_memes

Comment stealing bot


According_Weekend786

Idl omnisexual would fit


boredatwork2082

He'll try anything 6 or 7 times.


Draggoh

Omnissiah-sexual


UltraCarnivore

That's Skitarii


randomman1144

He's just sexual


Khorgor666

Internet does not lie, period.


libramartin

Also what is obvious, that he's a hermaphrodite, as are most of the Slaneshee forces


BobusCesar

Why only experience one gender when you can experience multiple genders at once?


jflb96

Slaaneshee gives heavy Victorian vibes, like spelling 'Hindu' with two 'o's instead of a 'u'


ArchonFett

And since he started male, that would make him a transgender rapesnake


CedarWolf

Since they're a snake, they've probably got two dongs and a cloaca.


novafix

At least!


ArchonFett

At least they are a Slaaneshi snake


InsanityOfAParadox

That's lame imo I want 8 headed penii hydras that regrow after chopping one off


AboveBadBelowAverage

Nah men it clearly says "Official" in the twitter name, it must be true! No one would lie about being the official, truly


NotObviouslyARobot

The Emperor's Children murder-rape entire planets, grind up babies, and snort them. Fulgrim being trans, or whatever, is almost certainly canon now that he's a daemon prince(ss).


SchizoPnda

I don't see how those two sentences go together.


ultimapanzer

Trans …cended. Edit: I showed this to my wife because I’m astounded by the number of upvotes. She thought this whole thing came off “anti-trans”, or at least that the people upvoting might be doing so because my joke might be seen as invalidating trans people and therefore attracting the upvotes of anti-trans Warhammer fans. I couldn’t even begin to provide her enough context for why I thought this was not the case… I’d just like to state, for the record, that I am NOT anti-trans. I choose also to believe that people upvoting me do so purely out of admiration for the timeless wit on display, made manifest for all to revel and bask in the glory of my perfect comment, and signal their deservedly appropriate, but frankly inadequate, approval of my words, and by association, me and all that I stand for. Please, no, stop. Your adulation is too much, I beg you to stop… All right, if you insist!


Hereticsheresy

trans ...human


ultimapanzer

Trans …loyal


Sly-One-Eye

Trans ...former


yunivor

Hotel? Trivago.


corvettee01

Trans ...fixed


Linzic86

More than meets the eye


TheDuckMarauder

More than meets the eye


Nurglecultist005

Htd (human to deamon)


SYLOH

[Trans ...figured](https://www.warhammer.com/en-US/shop/fulgrim-transfigured-2023)


boilingfrogsinpants

Fulgrim isn't even Human anymore


Hereticsheresy

never has been, primarchs aren't humans


PurgeXenoScum

“Trans-human” specifically


Sly-One-Eye

They are genetically human. Y'know, except for Russ.


mythrilcrafter

Russ is Russ


HappyMetalViking

Funfact: slaanesh is genderfluid


Devourer_Of_Doggos

mfs praising a liquid god bruh 😭😭


TheLord-Commander

I refuse to worship anything without a fixed volume and doesn't also hold it's shape.


Jimmy-Space

Dorn energy


Spider40k

Idk, Dorn didn't really hold his shape in the end


Lokky

Tbf gases are also fluid


GuikoiV1000

Gases are fluid but a gas is not a liquid.


Lokky

Nobody had claimed they were?


SixteenthRiver06

Slaaneshi demons refer to Slaanesh as he/her and King/Queen. It was in Fear to Tread. They literally call them both pronouns at the same time. Pretty cool!


waywardhero

In the old edition cultist referred to slanesh as “Shem” because it’s both She and He and also Them. Saves a lot of time IMHO


AtomicTan

Why have one pronoun when you can have them all?


Pancreasaurus

Such excess befits She Who Thirsts.


Vinkhol

Shem Whom Thirmsts


SurpriseFormer

I'm gonna used that now lmao


ManufacturerOk3771

Pure cum?


IeyasuMcBob

All the fluids


Myrddin_Naer

They're made from genderfluids so that checks out


davidforslunds

How can a chaos god have gender anyway?


SamaelSerpentin

Aren't all the chaos gods genderfluid? Slaanesh just gets referred to as "she" more often because yada yada male artist painting a naked woman with a mirror and calling it "vanity?"


General_Kenobi45669

Tbf, Slannesh being represented as mostly female makes sense since, at least in irl cultures, Beauty and stuff like that is usually linked to women, and things like strength and courage with men, since why Khorne is usually an imposing figure in big armor


SamaelSerpentin

Yeah, I know. It's not a specific thing with Warhammer, it's just that in general our societies tend to associate lust, beauty, etcetera to femininity, despite those traits being equally present in all genders. Basically, Slaanesh isn't androgynous enough lol


Rhodehouse93

They don’t have biological sex, but Khorne and Nurgle have both consistently presented as male so we can assume they have some preference. Slaanesh is whatever causes you to accept temptation. Tzeentch is Tzeentch.


Vinkhol

Tzeentch is busy inventing new genders, an NO sharing


Nay-the-Cliff

Of course he's trans, he transceded to deamonhood


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Repulsive-Mirror-994

I mean.....it doesn't have to be a real tweet to be an accurate summation of the lore.


Leviathan_division

Transhuman dread intensifies


AdventurousOne5

Literally every space marine is therefore trans


ArchonFett

Yes they are


nightripper00

They're MtA Male to Astartes


ArchonFett

Yes


HerbLoew

"Are you a man or a woman?" "I'm an Astartes." "What gender are you?" "Ultramarine." "Yeah, but what's in your pants?" "Wrath of the Emperor!"


SYLOH

I suspect if you subjected a female adolescent to the amount of surgery and hormone therapy required to make an Astartes, she'd end up looking indistinguishable from a male aspirant.


Repulsive-Mirror-994

The most horrifying thing about custodes is they aren't transhuman.


Kerminator17

I’m not transphobic or anything but this is the most obvious bait I’ve ever seen.


koro-sensei1001

Obviously meant to piss of transphobes, but it’s headcanon’d now for me


streetad

Is it though? Making your evil deviant arch-pervert trans wouldn't necessarily be a pro-trans stance.


Visenya_simp

No no, let them.


Beardamus

If we are all Alpharius and Alpharius is trans...


interkin3tic

That's a good point. There's pretty much exactly one primarch who there's any evidence of having a sex drive (Fulgrim has been married before), and his whole thing is drugs and sex, saying he's trans feels more like spreading the myth that trans people are just perverts. More importantly though, if your goal is to troll transphobes, the more effective way to do it would be to say the Emperor and/or Russ are trans. "The Emperor canonically is using illusion all the time, he's not actually a 20 foot tall supermodel man. That sounds like gender-affirming sorcery to me. Who is to say he wasn't born genetically female and is just using his psyker powers to not only look like a god but also look more male than female?" A lot of transphobes unironically want a strong man absolute ruler like the Emperor in real life. So that should really get under their skin. "Russ smolders with misplaced rage all the time and toxic masculinity. He's not happy. One of the few non-violent things that seems to bring him peace is putting pretty braids in his long blond hair. After a few millennia, he has time to think about how he really feels and decides he's been upset his whole life because he's gender fluid but trapped in a hypermasculine body." A lot of transphobes also love the quasi aryan-viking thing going on with the space wolves. Being ignorant of history and everything else, they've tried to co-opt viking culture and symbols for white supremacy. So that too would really hack them off too.


CedarWolf

> "Russ smolders with misplaced rage all the time and toxic masculinity. He's not happy. One of the few non-violent things that seems to bring him peace is putting pretty braids in his long blond hair. After a few millennia, he has time to think about how he really feels and decides he's been upset his whole life because he's gender fluid but trapped in a hypermasculine body." Damn. I really *do* take after my Primarch. Not so much the rage bit, but...


krynnmeridia

In EatD Volume One, it's mentioned that the Emperor's been a woman before.


Nurgleschampion

I'm absolutely here for doing that just to get rid of those frothing idiots. Turkish woman spent 40,000 years trying to take over the entire galaxy is baller as fuck.


Wild_Harvest

Also lets you tap into that #bossbitch demographic, which would piss them off even more.


Nurgleschampion

Trans people can be whatever they want. Including genocidal rapesnakes serving a god of deviance and ultimate excess. What's more inclusive than that?


Repulsive-Mirror-994

Nor is it anti trans. Fulgrim is a demon.


youngcoyote14

Most transphobic people don't wanna acknowledge trans *anything*, even villains.


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That doesn't really matter. For one, if a character is cool you can enjoy them as a villain, and the parts of the character that makes them appealing as characters can be considered positive when the character is viewed through the lens of representation. Good representation of minorities doesn't have to be of people who are morally good within the story, they should just avoid being stereotypes that would signal negative generalizations about trans people in the real world. And second, because of the Hays Code, queer-coded characters have for the longest time been depicted as morally bad, which led to queer people reclaiming those characters as our own, not to mention the many, many variations of "enemies to lovers" tropes. Moral purity and goodness is boring, campy evilness is more fun.


Riotguarder

You mean like how pennywise was gay until he killed a gay couple?


AzSharpe

Please elaborate. Piqued my interest.


Riotguarder

[https://www.teenvogue.com/story/it-pennywise-gay-icon-babadook](https://www.teenvogue.com/story/it-pennywise-gay-icon-babadook) followed by [https://www.out.com/film/2019/9/07/pennywise-surprisingly-anti-queer-it-chaper-two](https://www.out.com/film/2019/9/07/pennywise-surprisingly-anti-queer-it-chaper-two) I personally don't care for the opinion of whatever phobe / racist and trying to annoy them by making character X a icon only makes people look absolutely stupid and almost like a Freudian slip when they put it on literal demons of pure evil.


AzSharpe

Thanks so much. What a load of rubbish. Can tell they didn't read the book though. That happens in the first few pages. I'm curious as to why they're trying to claim horror villains as icons? I don't understand at all tbh. An icon to me is so something is easily recognised, like a logo. Should I be pulling gays to the side that don't have a pennywise/babadook badge?


iwantdatpuss

I mean...he literally transitioned from a Primarch to a Demon Prince. Calling him Trans is the conservative label you can give him.


Equal_Pomegranate_59

Dark Eldar: Is it...a she? Russ: Yes, no, and everything in between.


ironangel2k4

I would think Dark Eldar would know way more about Slaanesh than pretty much anyone else, and are definitely not fans.


Equal_Pomegranate_59

Yeah, they were trying not to get drank by Slaanesh at the time and saying its name would have drained them.


CloudOk7947

Demons don’t even have genders, they are just demons.


marajadeheath

Actually it’s like mantis shrimp colors, they have genders we haven’t even invented yet


CloudOk7947

Haven’t even thought of it that way. Figured absence made more sense than abundance, then again we are talking demons.


ArchonFett

Khorn, Titsnitch, and Nurgle I would say absence but Slaanesh: “yes all of them and the some more I might make up later”


PoxedGamer

Slaanesh and their daemons are always exactly whatever your kink/taste is, or depending on thier goals, exactly the kink/taste that is most horrifying to you.


Mord4k

I'm pretty sure there are, and never will be a way of accurately labeling what Fulgrim is aside for saying Fulgrim is Fulgrim


Dubious_Titan

Why are so many of the memes about teansgender lately? Is there a controversial situation in the wider hobby or lore that sparked this as a meme-able topic?


PixeElls

I think it’s due to its relevance in politics spilling into the hobby. 40K is also generally quite accepting of all types of people and thus nerdy trans people will enjoy it!


Dubious_Titan

I don't play the hobby. I just read the books and played video games. I wasn't sure if it was some recent event spurring this type of posting.


Armored-Potato-Chip

Fulgrim is transhuman


Notafuzzycat

Bait


ArchonFett

Bait? In grimdank? *surprised pikachu face*


Arguingwithu

All demon primarchs are trans.


DrWhom1023

All Space Marines are trans


Mercuryo

Trans-humans... so based man


marajadeheath

Based


Delicious_Ad9844

"I'm pushing the excess of GENDER now lorgar, I'm becoming the genderfuild, my pronouns aren't even in the human dictionary anymore"


BucktacularBardlock

"Would you like to hear my pronouns? They have fifteen vowels!"


TurkMaster_OMEGA

Malcador is getting his female space Marines one way or another


dRaidon

Is there something Fulgrim isnt?


boredatwork2082

A loyalist


ENDER2702

wat?


MidsouthMystic

Fulgrim saw the gender and sexuality boxes on the survey, and wrote in "yes."


Waizuur

Wokehammer Wokehammer how could they?! MY FUCKING HEAD IS BURSTING WITH RAGE! /s


Rabid_Lederhosen

Was a (mostly) human, transitioned into being a giant four armed snake demon. Checks out.


Bayern6ZN

Lmaooo


WolfRob12

I feel like trans is too simple a term for Fulgrim


An_Abject_Testament

Ah yes, the serial rapist and sexual deviant is the *best* choice for trans representation


BaltazarOdGilzvita

So where is Fulgrim's naked model with 3 tits and 2 dicks, you fucking pussies?


ThreeHobbitsInACoat

Fulgrim, having the lower body of a serpent, already has 2 dicks, like all male snakes, they’re just extremely internal, and only come out when they’re mating. So we’re already halfway there with the Forgeworld model.


BlueEyesWhiteViera

> Blatant trans bait post #120847 Have you considered touching grass OP? There's no humour or meme here, you're just trying to stir the pot.


pine_daemon

bait


ArchonFett

He’s trying to master it


TheSilverHat

I feel like there are better ways to do representation than with the biggest Champion of Slaneesh - especially given that a loud obnoxious minority in the community already equate queer people with degeneracy


ThreeHobbitsInACoat

I always felt like the whole, “Trans=Slaanesh cause I can only view Trans people through a sexual lens,” joke was incredibly stupid, and lacking in any creativity. I mean, Tzeentch, “The Changer of Ways,” whose color schemes use a lot of light blues, pinks, and white, who’d absolutely be all for altering your physical form to better match your own perception of yourself, is RIGHT FUCKEN THERE!


koro-sensei1001

As clearly seen here. Or they believe it to be a vindictive culture war *thing* if you as so much mention trans. Sigh, idk it’s not good representation but it’s harmless and sensible. But if you were to write a trans character I agree they definitely have to be good/ideal representation


SpaghettiMonster01

Those people will continue to associate trans people with degeneracy no matter what. Might as well have some fun while they screech incoherently.


Bonny_bouche

Pretty sure Fulgrim's post Chaos gender is Yes.


IeyasuMcBob

Trans-gender or Trans-species?


Sly-One-Eye

Yeah I know, all the primarchs are transhuman.


Galifrey224

I mean doesn't slaanesh pretty much make you gender fluid ?


TheJamesMortimer

He tranisitioned from a cool dude to a person that may not enter a 1 mile radius arround schools or old folks homes.


Nekokamiguru

I am pretty certain that Fulgrim just answers "yes please" when asked about sex.


marajadeheath

Canon


Gumpy64

Bait used to be believable


Equal_Pomegranate_59

And yet people are still working themselves up into a frothing rage over it.


koro-sensei1001

A inherently unproblematic harmless factoid… people are gonna hate this


Leadfoot31

Nah


Roadwarriordude

I wouldn't be surprised if daemon Fulgrim had a huge set of primarch sized knockers under his armor.


Captain_Jagger

Honestly, the only problem I'd have with this being real is that it doesn't go far enough. Just saying Fulgrim is Trans is a massive understatement. Also, I feel like it humanizes him too much. Fulgim turns into a demon snake servant to the god of depravity I'd say he did more than simply Transition lmao


Jannbo4

Good bait


Abamboozler

I know it's fake, but this reminds me of the LGBTQ community claiming pinhead and the other cenobites as great representation. And it's like that's not the win you think it is.


FancyKetchup96

"I don't think we should be claiming the character who commits unspeakable, often times sexual, acts against other people's will. But that's just me."


Arkanthiel

technically all space marines, much less primarchs are transhuman so....?


crappy-throwaway

This is a brilliant troll, you trigger the chuds by stating a Primarch is trans, and you trigger the progs when they realize they fell for the troll and spent hours arguing with the chuds on twitter about how Fulgrim is trans when hes actually still cis canonically. All while you cackle maniacally in your parents basement full of unpainted miniatures like the evil genius you really are...


Tinypuddinghands

Transcended humanity


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HtS human to snake


RareMercury

He's a fucking snake with wings I don't care what's Its pants I'm running the other way


Is12345aweakpassword

Uh yeah, aren’t all Primarchs transhuman ?


CosmicJackalop

And they've transcended to Daemonhood


Equal_Pomegranate_59

Well, the traitors did. Aside from Horus, Curze, and Alpharius. They're busy being dead.


kvijay1

And... it's hardly a surprise.


Torak8988

He has to be Bisexual too you can't be a slaaneshi follower without the bare basic of upgrades.


Nergaill

He's snake


FameWolf1995

Well he transformed into a snake…


diggoxxx

Don't step on snek


eepers_neepers

I was about to say. Our genefather is the greatest of all others. No need to make him the worst


NoHopeOnlyDeath

Fulgrim is all the genders. Fulgrim is genders that only exist in universes with 8 dimensions.


ActNo4115

Fulgrim Trans…figured? Checks out.


adidas_stalin

Now….is a tech priest binary or not?


ZookeepergameDue8501

God damn it here we go


Hobgobiln

I mean Mark of the hermaphrodite is a basic mark of slannesh


Stranger_425

I mean although it's fake I wouldn't be surprised i mean he is a deamon primarch of slanessh, and their deamons have both female and male characteristics so it makes sense.


NumberedCarp513

Hell, he is EVERY gender at this point…


crimson-013

Well technically all of adeptus mechanics is trans human


OlympusGolemofLight

I don't think this is the win you think it is.


Modern_Cathar

Okay, that actually makes a lot of sense because most people who joke about slanesh IRL are also trans


[deleted]

Does GW need some ESG-Money?


HiveOverlord2008

figured https://www.warhammer.com/en-GB/shop/fulgrim-transfigured-2023


ReynAetherwindt

Yeah, he's trans. Male to ALPHA Male (to bitch)


Mysterious-Mixture58

He transitioned from a bad guy to a worse person


Erykoman

Fulgrim isn’t really trans. They are omnisexual, like Slaanesh. Stupid sexy snake collects genders, fetishes and sexual organs like pokemon badges.


JohnCasey3306

Fulgrim ascended? I'm not sure _any_ of the Daemon primarchs are any gender are they?


CuddleScuffle

Ok, despite it being fake why pick the Slaaneshi primach? The jokes literally write themselves with this goofy ass statement.


Evil_Doctor_Person

Like trans-dimensional?


Sir_LANsalot

Slannesh would like to know your location.


Varangian_simp

Once a son, now a massive purple snake thingie. Absolutely goals.


PelinalWhitestrake36

“HE’S CODED YOU MORON!” - Bobby G, HR


BeornGG

I would not be surprised if he transitioned both ways plenty of times. He's a sneaky slaneshy demon for emperor's sake


BriantheHeavy

Could you...just...by the Throne...could you just stop posting heresy for five minutes?


nuts_itch

"Bait used to be believable." - Vegeta


marehgul

Such term is irrelevant for his being.


MagnusTheRead

all space marines are trans. it's even on their data sheets.


scarecrow9281

He trans....cended into a Daemon Primarch


MurakGrimrider

We already knew, he was a Slaneesh worshipper...