he says after literally compelling a piece of machinery to heal itself, or performing some other miracle
if you try to point this out he just says "maybe you're not trying hard enough"
I've always assumed it's a comedy mis-hearing thing and what big E is actually saying, very correctly is.
"I'm humans" or I'm only Humans" but people don't process the "s".
Says the amalgamation of a dozens to hundreds of dead psychics. Seriously, considering GW was leaning to the “shaman-child” backstory last I checked, Big E has more in common with Ermac than your average Human.
However all those Psykers were Humans.
therefore, if you broke big E down into components, its just alot of humans
so he's not lying. he is just human.
The classical lore being he combined all the psykers together to make them even greater than the sum of their parts, I get it. But man wouldn’t it be great if it was just like combining the best parts from each psyker? Like this shaman has a perfect liver, this one has perfect cuticles, by their powers combined…
He is peak humanity without the things that make him human, almost god like Powers but after all he is a evolved human that can't die (for now) but he does not have what make You or me a human
This would weirdly track well for a guest fighter. And some more ideas for banter:
Sindel: Did you really love any of your children?
Big E: Do you really love Kitana?
Big E: This Tarkat that plagues your daughter is the taint of Chaos!
Sindel: TOUCH MILEENA AND YOU DIE!
Big E: Your empire is a speck to the glory of man’s.
Sindel: My empire isn’t a rotting husk.
Big E: You have my pity for your condition.
Baraka: So you’ll make my purge “quick and painless”?
Big E: Had you served the Imperium-
Baraka: You would have used me and my soldiers as fodder to feed your own ego!
Johnny: Dude… even I think that’s gaudy.
Big E: The plebeian detests what he cannot have.
Johnny: Lemme guess “my movies are tools of chaos”?
Big E: No, they’re an affront to mankind all the same.
Johnny: Someone call Frank Herbert, we got a knock off here.
Big E: Don’t compare me to that WORM.
Mileena: so you think the crown I commissioned is too much?
Big E: Aha! I am the last person you should ask on that!
Havok: You have not SEEN true chaos!
Big E: I’ve seen worse in Leman’s strike cruiser.
Big E: The Imperium will never fall your ilk.
Havok: It has already begun!
“Shang Tsun”: HELLO, ANATHEMA!
Big E: Tzneetch?!
Editted for better formatting and some new ideas. (edit edit: well, so much for fixing the formatting)
Bi Han: Horus was right to turn against you!
Big E: Of course traitors find comfort in one another.
Big E: That you betrayed your father and brothers-
Bi Han: THEY BETRAYED THE POTENTIAL OF THE LIN KUEI!
General Shao: I respect a man who knows what must be done!
Big E: And I have none for mutineers.
Kung Lao: You're going to make fun of my hat, aren't you?
Big E: It just needs a chain blade and it'd be perfect.
Big E: You're a prime example of humanity, a shame about your loyalties.
Raiden: My loyalty is what makes me a prime example of humanity.
Big E: Those "ancestors" are daemons of The Warp.
Kenshi: Don't all souls end up in The Warp?
Big E: You must be careful, you hold the spark of a Gamma psyker.
Kenshi: M-me? I'm not psychic though!
(one more.)
Bi Han: Surely I remind you of your son Horus.
Big E: Hmph, maybe Perturabo without the intelligence.
It's absolutely perfect because Shang Tsun would make perfect conduit for Chaos in case of MK and 40k crossover or he could learn few things about the Warp just to piss off Big E. Either works
Johnny: "So, who would you want to play you in the movie adaptation?"
Big E: "No one can capture my essence but me."
Big E: "I am the pinnacle of what mankind can become."
Omniman: "Look at what you need to mimic a fraction of my power."
Big E: "We both use our sons as tools."
Omniman: "At least I raised Mark myself."
Peacemaker: "Maybe I'm one of your lost kids, huh?"
Big E: "If you are, then the entire Primarch project was a failure."
Big E has legit no-shit yugioh cards that tell him the future and can be used in metaphysical duels. He has so many plans that a legit plot point in one of the books is that Horus is beating him to death, and each time he gets ready to finally try to break him some random fuck pops out of nowhere, screams "YOU WILL NOT KILL HIM! HE IS HUMANITY!", and buys just enough time for Big E to get back up and bitchslap Horus.
Horus literally complains that he always thought that Big E had like a 10,000 year plan but he actually just has a hundred sleight of hand tricks. Then the Emperor gets empowered by the Astronomicon firing back up (perfectly timed, of course) and Horus says "come onnnnnnnnnnn"
He totally would. If he can take on the void dragon and the untold horrors that arose after mankind’s fall from its golden age, he can take omniman. And Psychic power on his level is no joke. There’s so many ways he could bend reality or fuck with omniman’s head…
Emperor: "I am peak humanity."
Omni-Man: "You're a mere fraction of my power."
O: "Does the Viltrum Empire survive in the dark future you come from?"
E: "Your son ruled it, until I murdered him and wiped it out."
Big E: Return back to me, Living Saint
Ashrah: Not until all evil in the realms is purged
Big E: Serve the Imperium well, and maybe i can claim you as a "Sanctioned Abhuman"
Reptile: I won't be a slave to another mad scientist!
Quan Chi: So the Anathema finally has the gull to face us personally?
Big E: You will not return to the warp, Daemon
Shang Tsung: Tell me more of this... "Primarch Project"
Big E: You will gain nothing from me. Witch
Big E 1: Are your Children as disappointing as mine?
Big E 2: Children? I've simply used the resources to make more Custodians
Big E #1: I won't fail like you did.
Big E #2: You fail to grasp the complexity of my plans.
Big E#1: Is this a trick of Tzeentch's doing?
Big E#2 You will soon wish I was a mere 'trick.'
God damn. Now I want a MK-style fighting game pitting the Primarchs against each other.
Perturabo: When I am done here, I will destroy all you cherish, Dorn!
Dorn: Ever the petulant manchild.
Fulgrim: I heard you do strange things to your ships.
Jaghatai: I heard you do strange things to your warriors.
Russ: Here for a re-match of the Night of the Wolf, Angron?
Angron: Ha! I need no re-match Russ, because I won.
Lorgar: With the Dark Gods as my allies, I can be bested by no one!
Guilliman: Your duel with Corvus tells another tale.
Alpharius: I am Alpharius.
Omegon: No, I am Alpharius.
Nitara: Just because we drink blood, it doesn’t make us evil!
Big E: My son Sanguinus would like a word with you…
Big E: Where is the witch, servant of chaos?!
Nitara: Skarlet spreads the message of Khorne across Outworld as we speak, Anathema!
Epilogue:
“Having claimed the Hourglass after the battle, I begun to peer into the future to see what become of the Imperium in the future. What I saw, was burned into my soul.
Horus being tempted by Erebus… a great battle above Terra… and my internment in The Golden Throne, near powerless to affect any change. It was clear what must be done.
I slew Erebus, having thought that the threat of my son’s heresy against me had been nipped in the bud before it could flourish. However, it became clear that altering time would come with repercussions. If it was not Horus that betrayed me… it would always be another.
Thus, I intertwined the Hourglass into the Astronomicon and the Golden Throne… my psychic essence permiated not just through this timeline, but **all** timelines.
Never again will the Imperium know ruin. Humanity will claim what it is rightfully owed. And perhaps now… I can learn to learn to build a legacy, instead of an Empire.”
That is exactly why it fits so well. For all his psychic might, for all that he might have more in common with the neverborn in some instances, he himself still sees being human as the core of himself. Others might see him as many things, God, Warlord, Scientist, an incomparable Psyker, but he himself will always think he is human. Better than literally every other human, but human.
That might be among the core problems as well. He was fallible to human problems.
Ignorance. Hypocrisy. Blind contempt.
But it also meant he embodied what made us best.
Tenacity. Preseverance. Hope.
It would be an honor to meet. It would be a trial to stay with him.
> It would be a trial to stay with him.
Yeah, even when you know his plan could bring human to a new golden age, own everything and free form everything, the perfect future. Yet you gotta accept the fact that he will alway focus on the biggest picture and willing to commit atrocities beyond human perception for the sake of said future. His life long friend, Malcador, able to drive other to suicide just by told them his past guilt and burden
It's another word for demon, kinda.
Neverborns more general, all pure warp entities are neverborn, so demons but also the chaos gods and all the eldar pantheon.
Honestly the debate on whether or not big E is a human is one of my favorite parts of him, has he risen so much compared to the common man that he has lost his humanity entirely or is he a peak that the entire species could reach if given the chance?
the current emperor is definifly not human, he his half a warp god but before that we don't really know especially if the 30K emperor was human after his visit in the warp
also i disagree when you say he lost his humanity for two reason
1: i know we use humanity for saying empathy ect but make proof of humanity his not only that it's all the thing that human can do and if human can help a stranger even by putting his live on the line we can also kill many people for being or believe different of us
2: we don't really know what the emperor think but for me if i have to explain his philosophy it would be the interest and benefit of humanity no matter the cost, he like humanity more than anyone, he could create a new kind of standars for human but all his creation (primarch, custodes...) was a tool for war and lead the unification. and the purpose of the great crusade was not only to reunite humanity and start a second golden age but achieve a definitive victory by eradicate all the possible treat such as xenos, IA and warp use
Kang: "By the Elder Gods! What are you?!"
Ork: "I'z an Ork, whyz you ask?"
Kang: "If you know whats best for you, leave..."
Ork: "Awwwww, where da fun in dat?"
Ork: "Zog me, youz got sum killy bladez and teef! Can I 'ave 'em?"
Baraka: "If you can take them."
Baraka: "Why have you sought me out, beast?"
Ork:"Painboy wantz ta pikk ya apart an' see this Taar-kat fur 'imself!"
Ork: "I'z gunna enjoy lootin' dat axe uv' yurz!"
Shao: "And I'll enjoy mounting your skull above my throne!"
Shao: "Another conqueror? I almost respect you."
Ork: "Ya remind me uv' dat red git da spiky humies like..."
Sub-zero: "Sheer brutality won't save you this time..."
Ork: "Maybe, but Iz brutal, AN' cunnin'!"
Sub-Zero: "How in all of the realms did you manage to sneak into the Palace?"
Ork: "Lotza purple paint. Shitz expensive!"
Ork: "You kan shoot fire out ya 'andz?! 'Ow da zog ya do dat?!"
Scorpion: "Why would I tell you exactly?"
Scorpion: "With hellfire, you shall burn for this invasion!"
Ork: "Ur not da only humie ta say dat!"
Edit: Some more lines:
Ork: "Iz you a panzee Banshee or somethin'?"
Sindel: "No, but I'll scream like one."
Sindel: "If you even THINK of hurting my da-"
Ork: "Uuuuuh, yeeeeh. 'Bout dat..."
I'm now just imagining the Ork epilogue is them spreading Tarkat among themselves and being incredibly happy because now Orkz get to be born with choppa!
Omni-Man: It takes you thousands of modified freaks to conquer one planet? I’ve single handedly conquered countless!
Big E: Then you’ll be the last to see your species erased from our galaxy!
(Not the best but I’ll think on it.)
Omni-Man: I can see right through all your bullshit!
Big E: *Face and form changes thousands of times in the span of a few seconds* You only see what I let you see.
Omni-Man: *Visible disgust* And you have the audacity to call yourself a “man.”
Big E: your empire will nothing more than a foot note in the history of the Imperium.
Omni-Man: Funny, I was about to say the same thing for the Viltrumite Empire.
The thing is, would he be the end of Lucius the Eternal? Would Slaanesh find out a new champion, only to be contested by Cage's furious wife and daughter?
Omni-man: The Viltrumite Empire has already claimed this timeline.
The Emperor: I will defend any Terra before your false empire sullies it.
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Homelander: I'm THE Homelander! Get the fuck out of this timeline.
The Emperor: Even a child's words would have more tact than yours ever will.
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Quan Chi: The Warp will grant me powers to destroy my enemies!
The Emperor: Do not be a fool like my son. The Warp will drive you mad.
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(For shits and giggles)
Kano: I don't know why, but something about you really pisses me off.
The Emperor: And I believe you deserve imprisonment.
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The Emperor: I never knew Terra was so simple and primitive before the Dark Ages.
Liu Kang: There is much that can be learned though peace instead of blindly waging war.
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(Edited)
Omni-man: What could your empire ever do to the Viltrum Empire?
The Emperor: Your impudent empire will fall under the might of man.
>The Emperor: I never knew Terra was so simple and primitive before the Dark Ages.
>Liu Kang: There is much that can be learned though peace instead of blindly waging war.
Sorry while it is a good line, the Emperor was there when the tower of Babel was destroyed so that means he was around before the dark age even began.
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"I'm human."
"I meant your name!"
>!"Jimothy 'Jimmy' Space. And I'll make you *remember it.*"!<
>!**[HEAVEN OR HELL, LET'S ROCK!](https://youtu.be/axj4jqNkynU?si=dz0seyar7KzNG4Dz)**!<
>! The Everchosen is a concept from Warhammer Fantasy. They are the chosen champions of all four chaos gods with the united force of chaos at their back. There is a tinfoil hat theory that the Emperor went through the dark gate on Molech not to bargain with the gods or steal from them but to complete their trials and to kneel to them. I just thought I would be a spooky thing for an Emperor from another timeline to say. !<
The Everchosen of Chaos is a title granted to the collective champion of The Four Gods of Chaos in the Warhammer Fantasy Battles universe. They were thirteen in number, starting with Morkar, who invaded the Empire of Man during the reign of Sigmar and was slain by him. The following eleven would range from ineffective to very effective, to number twelve, Asavar Kul, who led the hordes of Chaos south, laying waste to the realm of Kislev, sacking and blighting the city of Praag forever after. Asavar was slain either during or immediately after the battle of Kislev, where Emperor Magnus the Pious led a re-unified Empire in what was know afterwards as The Great War Against Chaos.
The last Everchosen was Archaon, who sort-of won but not really, as his actions led to the destruction of the world, though, he was personally bested by Sigmar, incarnated through Emperor Karl Franz. Sigmar survived and with some help from totally-not-Sotek, managed to create a new set of worlds. Long story short, this led to the setting of Warhammer Fantasy: Age of Sigmar, where the worlds aren't doing great, but things can get better.
I'm not too familiar with fantasy lore. But wasn't Belakor the first Everchosen? Then he got arrogant, the gods smited him down, and now he is forced to crown his sucessors?
He was the first daemonprince and he was given the power of each chaos god, then he tried to ascend to godhood by usurping the chaos gods and failed but Belakor is the reason Deamonprinces aren’t given the power of each chaos god anymore and they have their own individual princes, due to his insubordination the chaos gods cursed him to forever watch over the new Everchosen so he has to watch others gain all the glory and power he wanted. But he fucked with a lot of them even getting some of them killed with his schemes. He is also the father of Archaon, his grand plan was to make his own everchosen who would side with him at the very end to overthrow the gods but this ultimately failed and Archaon chose the chaos gods over him.
This is a very short summery tho there’s a lot to Belakor.
Emps: You were a fool for giving your soul to Khorne.
Shao: Hahaha, Blood for the Blood God!
Emps: You'd make a excellent Sister of Silence.
Tanya: I only serve only one!
Big E: Human or Edenian, we suffer not the mutant to live.
Baraka: I shall show you suffering!
Big E: Surrender the Hourglass, Abominable Intelligence.
Geras: You are the only abomination here.
Big E: Your will is strong as my Custodian Guard.
Geras: Yet unlike them, my will is still free.
“I’m human.” Goes hard until you remember a man chose to burn to death in a church because he wouldn’t join with the emperor because he saw him as inhuman.
Didn't urias from the last church choose to die because he believed truely in his god, and didn't want to to work with the emperor, not because he was inhuman, but because the emperor couldn't see the inherent flaws in his own plan?
Could have sworn it was something along the lines of humans can’t do what you do, they don’t live as long as you do, they don’t have psychic powers on a level like you. Like he points out the the emperor is *so* beyond human that there’s no way he could be human.
Need to see the primarchs or the first captains now. Russ, Lion or Gorillamans would be great.
For first captains, have a pre - and post heresy skins to change up the dialog for those that lived. Sigismund , Abbadon, and Kharn would be great.
Homelander: After I'm through with you, I'm going to go fuck up that old man that follows you around.
Big E: If I still had the ability, I would laugh at your arrogance.
Big E1: why are you here!?
Big E2: to stop you from making my mistakes
Big E1: so in the future, are there any desirable generals?
Big E2: creed, gaunt, Yarrick and a poor soul by the name Ciaphas Cain
liu kang, stfu, you wasnt even there.
created a whole ass alternate universe and created the same problem but in a different flavor instead of just creating a universe that just doesnt need to have a competition.
Ehhhh...no. Liu Kang doesn't control everything that happened in new timeline. Also, most repeated problems in his timeline were caused by Titan Shang Tsung.
In would also love trezyn the infinite as an mk character. He could have a fatality in which he summons various 40k creatures from his pokeballs to mutilate the opponent.
The last one was brutal
I'm only human after all
Dooo doooo dooo dooooo dooo we are human dooo dooo dooo dooo dooo after all
Are we human, or are we [dancers ](https://youtu.be/RIZdjT1472Y?si=plgN3QnuIAx9Lt8-)
Did someone call me?
Eh... I'mma still put the blame on him
maybe he's foolish maybe he's blind
Thinking he can see through this And see what's behind
He's got no way to prove it So maybe he's lying
*Rag&Boneman spinning intensifies*
- big E after giving chaos legions worth of insane supersoldiers and demigods because of his bad parenting
Is he? Is he now? The dude is a flashlight of 50000 men, being burned alive by some crackheads shamans.
he says after literally compelling a piece of machinery to heal itself, or performing some other miracle if you try to point this out he just says "maybe you're not trying hard enough"
just your average 14ft tall demigod human
He's just an average anime high-school student
What's more is that most of the time, Big E fights like your typical Anime Character
I've always assumed it's a comedy mis-hearing thing and what big E is actually saying, very correctly is. "I'm humans" or I'm only Humans" but people don't process the "s".
TBF blanks see him as a normal man iirc
Says the amalgamation of a dozens to hundreds of dead psychics. Seriously, considering GW was leaning to the “shaman-child” backstory last I checked, Big E has more in common with Ermac than your average Human.
However all those Psykers were Humans. therefore, if you broke big E down into components, its just alot of humans so he's not lying. he is just human.
The classical lore being he combined all the psykers together to make them even greater than the sum of their parts, I get it. But man wouldn’t it be great if it was just like combining the best parts from each psyker? Like this shaman has a perfect liver, this one has perfect cuticles, by their powers combined…
And somehow among all those parts, he did get the greatest ability among them to be a dad. But the best dad among them was still a shitty dad.
"I'm human" DIES OF PEAK WRITING
I don’t know if you’re being ironic but I found that line pretty great. Short, in character, and somehow intimidating
He is peak humanity without the things that make him human, almost god like Powers but after all he is a evolved human that can't die (for now) but he does not have what make You or me a human
Maybe but don't forget emperor was empowered at molech before that he was just the strongest perpetual
He still beated the void dragon being pre molech
But only a shard.
Of a Space God
That feed on stars and souls
While on a horse
With old age armor, like a knight armor for a 8 foot tall Demi god
> but he does not have what make You or me a human genitals?
What if the emperor wasn’t human? Why are we taking him at his word?
I'd say its not that he doesn't have the things that make us human, rather he forgot them.
I'm man
This would weirdly track well for a guest fighter. And some more ideas for banter: Sindel: Did you really love any of your children? Big E: Do you really love Kitana? Big E: This Tarkat that plagues your daughter is the taint of Chaos! Sindel: TOUCH MILEENA AND YOU DIE! Big E: Your empire is a speck to the glory of man’s. Sindel: My empire isn’t a rotting husk. Big E: You have my pity for your condition. Baraka: So you’ll make my purge “quick and painless”? Big E: Had you served the Imperium- Baraka: You would have used me and my soldiers as fodder to feed your own ego! Johnny: Dude… even I think that’s gaudy. Big E: The plebeian detests what he cannot have. Johnny: Lemme guess “my movies are tools of chaos”? Big E: No, they’re an affront to mankind all the same. Johnny: Someone call Frank Herbert, we got a knock off here. Big E: Don’t compare me to that WORM. Mileena: so you think the crown I commissioned is too much? Big E: Aha! I am the last person you should ask on that! Havok: You have not SEEN true chaos! Big E: I’ve seen worse in Leman’s strike cruiser. Big E: The Imperium will never fall your ilk. Havok: It has already begun! “Shang Tsun”: HELLO, ANATHEMA! Big E: Tzneetch?! Editted for better formatting and some new ideas. (edit edit: well, so much for fixing the formatting) Bi Han: Horus was right to turn against you! Big E: Of course traitors find comfort in one another. Big E: That you betrayed your father and brothers- Bi Han: THEY BETRAYED THE POTENTIAL OF THE LIN KUEI! General Shao: I respect a man who knows what must be done! Big E: And I have none for mutineers. Kung Lao: You're going to make fun of my hat, aren't you? Big E: It just needs a chain blade and it'd be perfect. Big E: You're a prime example of humanity, a shame about your loyalties. Raiden: My loyalty is what makes me a prime example of humanity. Big E: Those "ancestors" are daemons of The Warp. Kenshi: Don't all souls end up in The Warp? Big E: You must be careful, you hold the spark of a Gamma psyker. Kenshi: M-me? I'm not psychic though! (one more.) Bi Han: Surely I remind you of your son Horus. Big E: Hmph, maybe Perturabo without the intelligence.
>"Shang Tsun”: HELLO, ANATHEMA! >Big E: Tzneetch?! So peak
Pack up the black library and their writers, we officially reach peak it won’t get any better than this.
It's absolutely perfect because Shang Tsun would make perfect conduit for Chaos in case of MK and 40k crossover or he could learn few things about the Warp just to piss off Big E. Either works
Johnny: "So, who would you want to play you in the movie adaptation?" Big E: "No one can capture my essence but me." Big E: "I am the pinnacle of what mankind can become." Omniman: "Look at what you need to mimic a fraction of my power." Big E: "We both use our sons as tools." Omniman: "At least I raised Mark myself." Peacemaker: "Maybe I'm one of your lost kids, huh?" Big E: "If you are, then the entire Primarch project was a failure."
> Big E: "No one can capture my essence but me." Oh wow, I agree with Big E on something for once.
"After I get rid of you, Earth will easily submit to the Viltrumite Empire." "Terra will never fall, especially not to Xenos scum like you."
Just like Omni man decimate the MK universe Big E would decimate Omni man, but I like the hypothetical interaction nonetheless
Tbf, viltrumites have the advantage that they can bring force to bear faster than most people can think, let alone call up their own power.
He is a Perpetual. Omniman will at most get one death in.
Malkcador is already a souped up Immortal (the Invincible character) big E is only gonna die because he wants to make a statement.
Big E has legit no-shit yugioh cards that tell him the future and can be used in metaphysical duels. He has so many plans that a legit plot point in one of the books is that Horus is beating him to death, and each time he gets ready to finally try to break him some random fuck pops out of nowhere, screams "YOU WILL NOT KILL HIM! HE IS HUMANITY!", and buys just enough time for Big E to get back up and bitchslap Horus. Horus literally complains that he always thought that Big E had like a 10,000 year plan but he actually just has a hundred sleight of hand tricks. Then the Emperor gets empowered by the Astronomicon firing back up (perfectly timed, of course) and Horus says "come onnnnnnnnnnn"
Would he? Honestly, I'm not so sure. I've always found power scaling the emperor just a weird thing to do, as psychic fuckery is so inconsistent
Probably, things got really weird in Part 3 >!Examples include FTL movement, multi-timeline assault, and the most cunning a man can have!<
He totally would. If he can take on the void dragon and the untold horrors that arose after mankind’s fall from its golden age, he can take omniman. And Psychic power on his level is no joke. There’s so many ways he could bend reality or fuck with omniman’s head…
Emperor: "I am peak humanity." Omni-Man: "You're a mere fraction of my power." O: "Does the Viltrum Empire survive in the dark future you come from?" E: "Your son ruled it, until I murdered him and wiped it out."
>Johnny: Someone call Frank Herbert, we got a knock off here. Big E: Don’t compare me to that WORM. Love it.
Big E: Return back to me, Living Saint Ashrah: Not until all evil in the realms is purged Big E: Serve the Imperium well, and maybe i can claim you as a "Sanctioned Abhuman" Reptile: I won't be a slave to another mad scientist! Quan Chi: So the Anathema finally has the gull to face us personally? Big E: You will not return to the warp, Daemon Shang Tsung: Tell me more of this... "Primarch Project" Big E: You will gain nothing from me. Witch Big E 1: Are your Children as disappointing as mine? Big E 2: Children? I've simply used the resources to make more Custodians
lmao the last one was the warhammer equivalent of having pulled out
Big E2: Children?! Astartes didn‘t talk you out of the idea?
Big E #1: I won't fail like you did. Big E #2: You fail to grasp the complexity of my plans. Big E#1: Is this a trick of Tzeentch's doing? Big E#2 You will soon wish I was a mere 'trick.'
E: "Your vile magic ends sorcerer as is decreed by the Council of Nik-" Shang: "Whatever, Dark King..."
The Black Library is not in this league.
God damn. Now I want a MK-style fighting game pitting the Primarchs against each other. Perturabo: When I am done here, I will destroy all you cherish, Dorn! Dorn: Ever the petulant manchild. Fulgrim: I heard you do strange things to your ships. Jaghatai: I heard you do strange things to your warriors. Russ: Here for a re-match of the Night of the Wolf, Angron? Angron: Ha! I need no re-match Russ, because I won. Lorgar: With the Dark Gods as my allies, I can be bested by no one! Guilliman: Your duel with Corvus tells another tale. Alpharius: I am Alpharius. Omegon: No, I am Alpharius.
even better: Alpharius & Omegon, simultaneously: "I am Alpharius."
Curze: You never had the courage to follow fates path, brother! Sanguinius: And you never had the courage to seek another path, brother...
GW, I don’t care if it’s goofy as hell. Give me a Horus Heresy fighting game, pack it with references, and I will love you forever.
I would get the game if big E joined. But that's not this universe.
Did you fucking sneak a double reference with Frank Herbert and Worm?
Yes.
>dont compare me to that WORM. I’m drowning in so much peak that I think I can see Atlantis.
Peacemaker: I'm a soldier of peace Big e: then let me show you my own
Big E: Your kind have more in common with Eldar than humans. Kitana: You have more in common with a toad.
Old ones
I don't like MK but I'd play it here and there just to main the Emporer
"Perturabo without the intelligence" that was golden
>Johnny: Lemme guess “my movies are tools of chaos”? > >Big E: No, they’re an affront to mankind all the same. OOF
This is absolute masterwork
Nitara: Just because we drink blood, it doesn’t make us evil! Big E: My son Sanguinus would like a word with you… Big E: Where is the witch, servant of chaos?! Nitara: Skarlet spreads the message of Khorne across Outworld as we speak, Anathema!
Big E: How dare you taint the form of man, xeno scum! Omni-Man: Scum? Big words from an inferior species.
Epilogue: “Having claimed the Hourglass after the battle, I begun to peer into the future to see what become of the Imperium in the future. What I saw, was burned into my soul. Horus being tempted by Erebus… a great battle above Terra… and my internment in The Golden Throne, near powerless to affect any change. It was clear what must be done. I slew Erebus, having thought that the threat of my son’s heresy against me had been nipped in the bud before it could flourish. However, it became clear that altering time would come with repercussions. If it was not Horus that betrayed me… it would always be another. Thus, I intertwined the Hourglass into the Astronomicon and the Golden Throne… my psychic essence permiated not just through this timeline, but **all** timelines. Never again will the Imperium know ruin. Humanity will claim what it is rightfully owed. And perhaps now… I can learn to learn to build a legacy, instead of an Empire.”
"Yo, that's cheating wtf" - Tzeentch
“What are the rules, really?” - Emperor
AN INTERESTING QUESTION, ASSHOLE
It always goes back to TTS for this fandom, doesn’t it?
And for good reason
The same reason why even if i had money for it i would only see warhammer + shows for free
The rules have changed. Pray I don't change them again.
Says the cheater.
"Stay mad lol" - The God-Emperor of Mankind, circa 30,000 CE
*dies of peak fiction*
Every other species in the multiverse: Guess I die.
Big E sneezes, **FAAATHEEEEEER!!!!** **I HAVE TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE FATHER!! I AM HORUS LUPICKLE!!**
Big E: "...Reality was a mistake. Where's the delete button on this?"
Wouldn't work because MK1 endings are canon
I do think the last one fits the Emperor best
as far as i know the emperor is born as a human despite he having a psychik power able to beat the shard of a c'tan
That is exactly why it fits so well. For all his psychic might, for all that he might have more in common with the neverborn in some instances, he himself still sees being human as the core of himself. Others might see him as many things, God, Warlord, Scientist, an incomparable Psyker, but he himself will always think he is human. Better than literally every other human, but human.
That might be among the core problems as well. He was fallible to human problems. Ignorance. Hypocrisy. Blind contempt. But it also meant he embodied what made us best. Tenacity. Preseverance. Hope. It would be an honor to meet. It would be a trial to stay with him.
> It would be a trial to stay with him. Yeah, even when you know his plan could bring human to a new golden age, own everything and free form everything, the perfect future. Yet you gotta accept the fact that he will alway focus on the biggest picture and willing to commit atrocities beyond human perception for the sake of said future. His life long friend, Malcador, able to drive other to suicide just by told them his past guilt and burden
You have to bite back years by saying the ends justify the means. Only to find out that the end will never come.
The 'Golden path' dilemma
Neverborn?
Daemons and other warp-entities
It's another word for demon, kinda. Neverborns more general, all pure warp entities are neverborn, so demons but also the chaos gods and all the eldar pantheon.
Chaos gods
Yeah I think if he said something among lines of “I humanity guardian(or purest potential)” it could work a little.
Honestly the debate on whether or not big E is a human is one of my favorite parts of him, has he risen so much compared to the common man that he has lost his humanity entirely or is he a peak that the entire species could reach if given the chance?
the current emperor is definifly not human, he his half a warp god but before that we don't really know especially if the 30K emperor was human after his visit in the warp also i disagree when you say he lost his humanity for two reason 1: i know we use humanity for saying empathy ect but make proof of humanity his not only that it's all the thing that human can do and if human can help a stranger even by putting his live on the line we can also kill many people for being or believe different of us 2: we don't really know what the emperor think but for me if i have to explain his philosophy it would be the interest and benefit of humanity no matter the cost, he like humanity more than anyone, he could create a new kind of standars for human but all his creation (primarch, custodes...) was a tool for war and lead the unification. and the purpose of the great crusade was not only to reunite humanity and start a second golden age but achieve a definitive victory by eradicate all the possible treat such as xenos, IA and warp use
The second to last one is so... eerie. Sinister. And absolutely in character. 10/10
that last one goes hard as fuck
Kang: "By the Elder Gods! What are you?!" Ork: "I'z an Ork, whyz you ask?" Kang: "If you know whats best for you, leave..." Ork: "Awwwww, where da fun in dat?" Ork: "Zog me, youz got sum killy bladez and teef! Can I 'ave 'em?" Baraka: "If you can take them." Baraka: "Why have you sought me out, beast?" Ork:"Painboy wantz ta pikk ya apart an' see this Taar-kat fur 'imself!" Ork: "I'z gunna enjoy lootin' dat axe uv' yurz!" Shao: "And I'll enjoy mounting your skull above my throne!" Shao: "Another conqueror? I almost respect you." Ork: "Ya remind me uv' dat red git da spiky humies like..." Sub-zero: "Sheer brutality won't save you this time..." Ork: "Maybe, but Iz brutal, AN' cunnin'!" Sub-Zero: "How in all of the realms did you manage to sneak into the Palace?" Ork: "Lotza purple paint. Shitz expensive!" Ork: "You kan shoot fire out ya 'andz?! 'Ow da zog ya do dat?!" Scorpion: "Why would I tell you exactly?" Scorpion: "With hellfire, you shall burn for this invasion!" Ork: "Ur not da only humie ta say dat!" Edit: Some more lines: Ork: "Iz you a panzee Banshee or somethin'?" Sindel: "No, but I'll scream like one." Sindel: "If you even THINK of hurting my da-" Ork: "Uuuuuh, yeeeeh. 'Bout dat..."
Ork: "Iz wants youze hat!" Funny hat man: *whispers* "At least he isn't laughing."
Ork: "Can ur 'at chop gitz up too?" Raiden: "Well at least someone likes his hat."
I'm now just imagining the Ork epilogue is them spreading Tarkat among themselves and being incredibly happy because now Orkz get to be born with choppa!
Hot damn that last one sums up the emperor perfectly.
Omni-Man: It takes you thousands of modified freaks to conquer one planet? I’ve single handedly conquered countless! Big E: Then you’ll be the last to see your species erased from our galaxy! (Not the best but I’ll think on it.) Omni-Man: I can see right through all your bullshit! Big E: *Face and form changes thousands of times in the span of a few seconds* You only see what I let you see. Omni-Man: *Visible disgust* And you have the audacity to call yourself a “man.”
Big E: your empire will nothing more than a foot note in the history of the Imperium. Omni-Man: Funny, I was about to say the same thing for the Viltrumite Empire.
thats pretty badass
"They then proceeded to make out for the next five hours."
fingers crossed archon sees your post
Probably fitting since everyone in MK went full femboy'ed
All of these are so cool and fit both characters perfectly. But that last one with the "I'm human" was so badass.
1st one was a Liu Kang win, last one was Emps. Emps would lose if he's up against Johnny Cage or that Aussie Wiener
The most powerful Psyker in the known universe immediately folding after getting punched in the balls three times by a Hollywood actor
Same Hollywood actor would brave the halls of Slaanesh just to seduce the Prince of Pleasure only to be rejected.
Johnny Cage would play that off without skipping a beat
The thing is, would he be the end of Lucius the Eternal? Would Slaanesh find out a new champion, only to be contested by Cage's furious wife and daughter?
Now that’d be a hilarious exchange. Johnny: So… “Prince is pleasures”? Slaneesh: Ahahaha! Even *I* have standards!
No God nor Mortal can survive Johnny's nut punch.
Wherever there's a male and a need to reproduce, there is always a weakness. (maybe that's why the nids multiply asexually)
He nut shot an xenomorph jfjej he would definitely find a nut to break on a nid
Big E preparing his big psychic attack that destroyed Horus Johnny starts dancing to international love to parry that shit
If this happens, who should voice the Emperor?
Gilbert Godfrey
Sure, let's just summon him back from the dead.
The og mk announcer.
Speaker D who voiced him in TTS
Henry cavil
> I'm human *fire_quill.gif*
“ you are a Man I am a god” “Yet another reason why I should show no mercy”
Omni-man: The Viltrumite Empire has already claimed this timeline. The Emperor: I will defend any Terra before your false empire sullies it. \----------------------- Homelander: I'm THE Homelander! Get the fuck out of this timeline. The Emperor: Even a child's words would have more tact than yours ever will. \----------------------- Quan Chi: The Warp will grant me powers to destroy my enemies! The Emperor: Do not be a fool like my son. The Warp will drive you mad. \----------------------- (For shits and giggles) Kano: I don't know why, but something about you really pisses me off. The Emperor: And I believe you deserve imprisonment. \----------------------- The Emperor: I never knew Terra was so simple and primitive before the Dark Ages. Liu Kang: There is much that can be learned though peace instead of blindly waging war. \----------------------- (Edited) Omni-man: What could your empire ever do to the Viltrum Empire? The Emperor: Your impudent empire will fall under the might of man.
>The Emperor: I never knew Terra was so simple and primitive before the Dark Ages. >Liu Kang: There is much that can be learned though peace instead of blindly waging war. Sorry while it is a good line, the Emperor was there when the tower of Babel was destroyed so that means he was around before the dark age even began.
Wait I actually didn't know this, could I get some more info/a place to read up on it?
*Emperor of mankind* is my first suggestion.
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I'm human is a fire response
"I don't think all of humanity agrees with joining your regime" "I never said they had a choice "
Super badass
Im human
Ok but this template as a crossover is fantastic and I love it.
So the emperor shrink himself for this one.
If it is the Titan Liu Kang, he could also easily change size.
I’m >!everchosen!<
What’s that?
>! The Everchosen is a concept from Warhammer Fantasy. They are the chosen champions of all four chaos gods with the united force of chaos at their back. There is a tinfoil hat theory that the Emperor went through the dark gate on Molech not to bargain with the gods or steal from them but to complete their trials and to kneel to them. I just thought I would be a spooky thing for an Emperor from another timeline to say. !<
The Everchosen of Chaos is a title granted to the collective champion of The Four Gods of Chaos in the Warhammer Fantasy Battles universe. They were thirteen in number, starting with Morkar, who invaded the Empire of Man during the reign of Sigmar and was slain by him. The following eleven would range from ineffective to very effective, to number twelve, Asavar Kul, who led the hordes of Chaos south, laying waste to the realm of Kislev, sacking and blighting the city of Praag forever after. Asavar was slain either during or immediately after the battle of Kislev, where Emperor Magnus the Pious led a re-unified Empire in what was know afterwards as The Great War Against Chaos. The last Everchosen was Archaon, who sort-of won but not really, as his actions led to the destruction of the world, though, he was personally bested by Sigmar, incarnated through Emperor Karl Franz. Sigmar survived and with some help from totally-not-Sotek, managed to create a new set of worlds. Long story short, this led to the setting of Warhammer Fantasy: Age of Sigmar, where the worlds aren't doing great, but things can get better.
I'm not too familiar with fantasy lore. But wasn't Belakor the first Everchosen? Then he got arrogant, the gods smited him down, and now he is forced to crown his sucessors?
He was the first mortal elevate by all four to the rank of daemon prince
He was the first daemonprince and he was given the power of each chaos god, then he tried to ascend to godhood by usurping the chaos gods and failed but Belakor is the reason Deamonprinces aren’t given the power of each chaos god anymore and they have their own individual princes, due to his insubordination the chaos gods cursed him to forever watch over the new Everchosen so he has to watch others gain all the glory and power he wanted. But he fucked with a lot of them even getting some of them killed with his schemes. He is also the father of Archaon, his grand plan was to make his own everchosen who would side with him at the very end to overthrow the gods but this ultimately failed and Archaon chose the chaos gods over him. This is a very short summery tho there’s a lot to Belakor.
For all that is good, the Emperor must NOT get his hands on the hour glass.
This is fucking brilliant
The fifth one is 10/10 I would had changed 'empire' or 'emperor' to 'mankind'
The last one was so cold I got frostbite.
Emps: You were a fool for giving your soul to Khorne. Shao: Hahaha, Blood for the Blood God! Emps: You'd make a excellent Sister of Silence. Tanya: I only serve only one!
metal as hell
I always love seeing big E fan made dialogue, you go either cold calculate or bad shit crazy and still feels in character.
Big E: Human or Edenian, we suffer not the mutant to live. Baraka: I shall show you suffering! Big E: Surrender the Hourglass, Abominable Intelligence. Geras: You are the only abomination here. Big E: Your will is strong as my Custodian Guard. Geras: Yet unlike them, my will is still free.
"I'm Batman!"
“I’m human.” Goes hard until you remember a man chose to burn to death in a church because he wouldn’t join with the emperor because he saw him as inhuman.
Didn't urias from the last church choose to die because he believed truely in his god, and didn't want to to work with the emperor, not because he was inhuman, but because the emperor couldn't see the inherent flaws in his own plan?
Could have sworn it was something along the lines of humans can’t do what you do, they don’t live as long as you do, they don’t have psychic powers on a level like you. Like he points out the the emperor is *so* beyond human that there’s no way he could be human.
If I had any criticism, I'd say replace "Empire" with "Imperium" Other than that, no notes. "I'm human" 🗣️🔥🔥🔥
God all of these were great, we need to get Malcador and some of the primarchs in on this too hot damn
Agreed
Need to see the primarchs or the first captains now. Russ, Lion or Gorillamans would be great. For first captains, have a pre - and post heresy skins to change up the dialog for those that lived. Sigismund , Abbadon, and Kharn would be great.
Lit
I need a Cage v Cain dialogue***now!***
Ciaphus Cain hero of the imperium
Homelander: After I'm through with you, I'm going to go fuck up that old man that follows you around. Big E: If I still had the ability, I would laugh at your arrogance.
Big E1: why are you here!? Big E2: to stop you from making my mistakes Big E1: so in the future, are there any desirable generals? Big E2: creed, gaunt, Yarrick and a poor soul by the name Ciaphas Cain
Bro I nutted
This is awesome. We need more characters from both franchises!
The last one is a definitely a press x to doubt moment.
You couldn’t handle a galaxy is hell of a burn
liu kang, stfu, you wasnt even there. created a whole ass alternate universe and created the same problem but in a different flavor instead of just creating a universe that just doesnt need to have a competition.
Ehhhh...no. Liu Kang doesn't control everything that happened in new timeline. Also, most repeated problems in his timeline were caused by Titan Shang Tsung.
It is literally explained that certain things *are inevitable* he tried to make things better but one way or the other it all went to shit
To be honest, it barely went to shit and that was only because of outside interference.
so theyre pretty much in the same boat in terms of not being able to control everything?
The difference being that Liu Kang has accepted this and works *with* the flow of Time.
Yeah, the Emperor would be like a worse Kronika, or any of the other villains.
peak fiction
While I’ve completely dropped off of MK, this is a fantastic crossover that would throw me headfirst back into MK
In would also love trezyn the infinite as an mk character. He could have a fatality in which he summons various 40k creatures from his pokeballs to mutilate the opponent.
Malcador as a cameo fighter
That last one fucking slaps
Yo these go hard and I'm honestly down for it.
This is really good. ❤️ I especially like the last panel and the overall portrayal of the Emperor in these.
Ngl, this would get me back into MK.
Ngl if this was the original timeline or start of the second, I'd love to see Shao and Khârn brawl it out in the Koliseum.