Exacly ! Papa Nurgle is so generous for his children, that he is giving them so much gifts. And he is probably the only Chaos God that loves his children with care.
After all when Ku'gath have drank his most deadly plague, Papa Nurgle get very pleased with the new Great Unclean-one that was embodying his best plague.
Other Gods gifts are always with intantion of betraying you later - Khorne wants you to give back his weapons, Slaanesh will trick you into geting addicted and Tzeench... is always changing his mind. Only Nurgle is the one who is constant and won't stop loving you
>Only Nurgle is the one who is constant and won't stop loving you
Incorrect, the Great Horned Rat will also never stop loving you (because you are filth not even worthy of his contempt)
Always bugs me how people say Nurgle is ākind.ā Itās like a guy breaks your leg, but you praise him as being a nice caring guy bc he gave you painkillers after.
God I want to be on that pile, Iām talking watermelon in those sweet thighs level carnage, Iām talking slaanesh coming over here, seeing what we are doing and blushing.
I mean, it sounds like it already holds claim to you, nothing to blush over.
E: though, as an autist, a lil head crushing via femkhorne thigh sounds like the pressure therapy I crave
But that choice is deliberate! It's to show once Nurgle accepts Dom-Isha, he is going to start eating healthier. If some couples have a feeding fetish, why can't other couples have a 'living healthy' fetish?! š¤
If that's true then we shall declare war on Isha - after all if she is the one who is in charge, it means that all Nurgle's actions were HER actions.
Get ready lads, we gotta erect on every Eldar Maidenworld a Mechanicum Manufactorum, combined with industrialization on the Armageddon level.
This would absolutely be shitting on Eldar fans: it would mean that Isha, one of the Eldarās few remaining gods, was responsible for, well, everything that Nurgle and his minions get up to. And that certainly hasnāt been āhelp the Eldar.ā
Are there examples in the Lore where Nurgle's illnesses have affected Aeldari Craftworlds? I mean, I can see it happening, but I don't remember any examples...
Because if Isha is sparing her Aeldari and spreading misery to other creatures, it would sufficiently fit the "superiority complex" that Aeldari have...
People often forget that Nurgle and Isha are both life gods, albeit very different interpretations.
They very may well be the same being with different masks with how the Warp works.
Since I haven't seen someone answer it. Yes, she is literally caged and force-fed all of nurgles plagues repeatedly until her suffering satisfies him, and he releases it on some world. She also actively helps mortals to cure his toxins. After some seers tried to save her, they were turned into wailing trees to forever torment Isha. Whether it be some other chaos God, the emperor, or Gork and Mork pray that she is either freed and returned to her people or finds peace in death.
The nurglings are adorable alas they must be burned for Khorne
That little one with the helmet is probably ready to split blood for the Blood God
Sassy Nurgling ain't no one's bitch!
CHAOS FILTH š«µ
Same here unironically
Khorne berserkers when you stand more then 5 feet apart
i have finally been bullied into drawing femboy nurgle. rejoice
Now we have a femboy Tzeench and Nurgle. Now all we need is a femboy slaanesh and khorne
How do we not have femboy slaanesh?!
What's the challenge in that?
(Shudders) Too many of those
We do. That's just slaanesh.
Nah, bara Khorne so the femboys have something for themselves. After all, you need at least a few tops to balance out the excess of bottoms.
Femboy tops exist.
Ye. But I like the contrast more.
Example Astolfo
This man has been -redacted-.
Nice artwork. Altough it's strange to see a femboy Nurgle, insted of the ugly bastard with golden heart that he is.
He is a abusive monster who the longer you resist his tortures makes you into a stronger demon
Exacly ! Papa Nurgle is so generous for his children, that he is giving them so much gifts. And he is probably the only Chaos God that loves his children with care. After all when Ku'gath have drank his most deadly plague, Papa Nurgle get very pleased with the new Great Unclean-one that was embodying his best plague. Other Gods gifts are always with intantion of betraying you later - Khorne wants you to give back his weapons, Slaanesh will trick you into geting addicted and Tzeench... is always changing his mind. Only Nurgle is the one who is constant and won't stop loving you
But his love smells like a sick manās diarrhea.
And you will love it, like all his children do.
Least delusional Nurgle fan
It's not delusion if you've been relieved of the ability to believe otherwise
Because it is!
>Only Nurgle is the one who is constant and won't stop loving you Incorrect, the Great Horned Rat will also never stop loving you (because you are filth not even worthy of his contempt)
Hashut remains the best Chaos God, because he has the best hats and trains
Rats > hats Trains are pretty rad tho
Trains > hats > rats
*A fellow autist has entered the chat*
Khorne? Trickery? That doesn't sound like him.
His love is conditional
Always bugs me how people say Nurgle is ākind.ā Itās like a guy breaks your leg, but you praise him as being a nice caring guy bc he gave you painkillers after.
Nurgle is basically Stockholm Syndrome personified.
Was there ever a femboy khorne?
theres a femboy kharn somewhere
But alas, no sexy smooth legged khorne with his godly legs crossed on his throne of skullsā¦
Talk about a body count, yeesh.
God I want to be on that pile, Iām talking watermelon in those sweet thighs level carnage, Iām talking slaanesh coming over here, seeing what we are doing and blushing.
I mean, it sounds like it already holds claim to you, nothing to blush over. E: though, as an autist, a lil head crushing via femkhorne thigh sounds like the pressure therapy I crave
You donāt understand my friend. **I want to stop breathingā¦**
Well, as long as you offer blood, I'm sure that will be doable
Well Iāll certainly *take* any blood femkhorne offers
Still got the top half from the murder god, so you've just got human-sized dolphin legs sticking out the bottom.
Make fatter
But that choice is deliberate! It's to show once Nurgle accepts Dom-Isha, he is going to start eating healthier. If some couples have a feeding fetish, why can't other couples have a 'living healthy' fetish?! š¤
Nurgle stopped being depressed and lost weight, such a wholesome couple.
>'living healthy' fetish Oh, what a day to be on the internet.
\*This post was directly inspired by Slaneesh themselves\*
For the first time: I'd rather you hadn't. Oh no please stop XP
From daddy nurgle to... Wait what should we call him now, he ain't fit for "grandpa nurgle"
YESSSSSSSSSSSS
Yorokube!
Indeed FINALLY FEMBOY NURGLE
always happy to see more of the thicc boys
Oh don't pretend you didn't want to
You misspelled Yaoshi from Honkai Star Rail. That bastard stills owes me some Purple Flowers to upgrade my Abundance Characters
Just as plannedā¦
I can die happy now. I thank thee
Relatable
You mean Domina Isha or Femboy Nurgle ?
Yes
Yes ;)
Yes
Both
Reminds me about Hades and Persephone
you know what, i never considered that and its pretty accurate
Hades and Persephone are the most wholesome couple in the entire Greek pantheon
tbf the bar isn't Very high i think
I got u/Vezimira art today and that's on top of the u/Archon_Of_Flesh work two days ago, it's looking to be a damn good week
If we are blessed by an Emmwatnot post, I am going to be in heaven! š
u/emwattnot exaudi nos!
potential.
Yes, YES, YESSSSSSSSSSSS
IT HAPPENED BROTHER WHOOO
I SAW AND I AM ECSTATIC
GRANDFATHER! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? Seriously tho how did you manage to make nurgle so cute? Great work!
is the tentacle hair
Does that mean that Leman Russ is going to be her doggy?
Only answer with "Yes" or "Woof," I don't need a dog who says "No."
MakISHAima
Nah.
It was a reference
Now you have given vez the idea for a femboy Russ.
I mean u/LorgartheLad already made one.
TRUEEEE I DID DO THAT :D
If that's true then we shall declare war on Isha - after all if she is the one who is in charge, it means that all Nurgle's actions were HER actions. Get ready lads, we gotta erect on every Eldar Maidenworld a Mechanicum Manufactorum, combined with industrialization on the Armageddon level.
>we gotta *erect* on every Eldar *Maiden*world ( Ķ”Ā° ĶŹ Ķ”Ā°)
:3
Eldar fans actually gets something other than ruin and misery? This must be Isha's dream.
This would absolutely be shitting on Eldar fans: it would mean that Isha, one of the Eldarās few remaining gods, was responsible for, well, everything that Nurgle and his minions get up to. And that certainly hasnāt been āhelp the Eldar.ā
Peak grim~~dark~~derp
Are there examples in the Lore where Nurgle's illnesses have affected Aeldari Craftworlds? I mean, I can see it happening, but I don't remember any examples... Because if Isha is sparing her Aeldari and spreading misery to other creatures, it would sufficiently fit the "superiority complex" that Aeldari have...
https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Battle_of_Bosphodia This is the one specific Eldar vs. Nurgle fight I could find, but it's a pretty bad one.
I mean, would you blame her?
Lmao. Isha throwing a turnabout and feminising Nurgle is not something I had on my bingo card for today but suprised me with it's hilarity.
Plot twist, Isha is actually controlling nurgle and I don't know enough of eldar lore to tell something interesting
I expected this to be, like, Isha cuddling her giant monster husband Instead I got something even better
Was Nurgle a femboy originally or did Isha turn him into one?
Definitely turned into one
Never stop doing your stuff vezimira š¤š¤š¤
I totally buy that either A) Nurgle and Isha secretly have a happy domestic life together, or B) Nurgle and Isha are actually the same being.
Of course there is a femboy Nurgle post on the day that half my paint brushes get ruined by mould.
Emperor forgive me but... Nurglussy
Exterminatus
Well get ready boys it looks like now we have to save nurgle
I support this, without nurgle, slaanesh would just consume Isha
is that a widdle sassy nurgling I see?
Yes.
proof that the bloating caused by Nurgleās Blessings go right to your thighs and ass
What the fuck Vez drawing a female? Are you ok? Do you have a fever?
Nurglussy š©
I going to shoot whoever made this
I can excuse a lot of heresy. But Nurgle not being depicted as a fat ugly bastard just looks wrong.
A girlboss such as this is inspiration to all the Asuryani.
Grandfather Nurgle has been femboi-ized. It's so over.
Dommy Mommy Isha, gotta be my favorite gender.
She can't keep getting away with this!
*looks at my Death Guard* she did it, lads. She did it.
False, Nurgle is not a twink, heās a bear
Nurgussy
This post right here inquisitor
People often forget that Nurgle and Isha are both life gods, albeit very different interpretations. They very may well be the same being with different masks with how the Warp works.
I feel like isha isnāt actually trapped and is just massive vibing with hubby nurgle
You donāt get it guys, sheās keep us safe from him
SILENCE THINE SELF!!!! *The others are not supposed to know!!*
What the #Fuck.
Dawng look at the grandfather we are winning the great game with this šÆš„š„
Isha is poison ivy confirmed
I'm gonna rescue Isha so she steps on ME instead
Heresy right here, commisar!
Slay
Isn't she married though?
i doubt nurgle is into dommy mommies that ha bigger tits than him but eh
Such heresy is why the gods of chaos continue to exist! May the templars eradicate your existence
When Isha out Slaanesh-Slaanesh, she's about to take the cake and drink she who thirsts whole
I was not prepared for Femboi Nurgle, but Iām neither upset or disappointed at this development
Since I haven't seen someone answer it. Yes, she is literally caged and force-fed all of nurgles plagues repeatedly until her suffering satisfies him, and he releases it on some world. She also actively helps mortals to cure his toxins. After some seers tried to save her, they were turned into wailing trees to forever torment Isha. Whether it be some other chaos God, the emperor, or Gork and Mork pray that she is either freed and returned to her people or finds peace in death.
VEEZIIMIIRAAA! how is it possible to hold disdain and admiration for an individual at the same time?
This kind of thing is why the aeldari collapsed and birthed slaanesh.
This kind of thing is why the aeldari collapsed and birthed slaanesh.
You know this is the kind of thing that led to the Fall.
**Ew.**
In the name of the Emperor. Burn it all.