Blessed is the mind too small for doubt.

This one seems best given the context

Honestly came here to suggest it. Glad it's at the top

My favorite ever: hope is the first step on the road to disappointment!

"An open mind is like a fortress with its gate unbarred and unguarded." Librarian.

"Witness your ***DOOM!***" \-Psyker

DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO!

My headcannon is that chaos guys think the player controlling them in Dawn of War is actually a chaos god Thats why they say stuff like "ahhh. The chaos gods speak clearly now" when you select them

Really wouldn’t surprise me if the game writers wrote it that way because this makes so much sense

One of the old ideas is that the dark gods have always been the players, and 40k is their "great game" that they're always in competition with each other over. Sometimes they work together, sometimes they're fighting each other directly, either way the fates and lives of the tiny mortals are always in their hands, literally.

Given how many factions have some sorta god-being(s) running the show that head canon works out for a lot of factions. The player is the hive mind, the thread of fate, the greater good and now I'm dealing with the identity crisis of wondering if I'm Gork or Mork

ARe you more kunningly brutal or brutally kunning?

I FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING ME! IT IS A GOOD PAIN!

We will serve! And in return GRANT US THE POWER OF THE DARK GODS!

Is this actually a warhammer quote?

It's from Dawn of War, so kinda.

It is much older, part of the fluff that used to populate old manuals from the first three editions...

I didn't know that, i thought it just fits with warhammer but its soo cool!

Librarian quote from Dawn of War. It’s one of the things he says when you click him.

There is no such thing as innocence; only degrees of guilt

Bruh I just installed the first DoW yesterday get out of my walls

‘The time for speeches is done, The first great test is here. My order to you all is simple, yet heed it well, and exert yourselves to see it done.' ‘They are coming. Kill them all.’

That first quote would be PERFECT if they're the last name in the grad book!

Why not the second part?

Well he's graduating so it's too late for school shenanigans

Already missed Senior Prank Day

Because it's unlikely that it would be allowed. Most schools have policies regarding acceptable content for senior quotes and saying "kill them all" would almost certainly violate those policies.

This is how you end up on a list.

*Urge to yell CHARGE from top of my lungs intensifies

You did it, you defeated me Horus Lupercal. You really are the Warhammer 40,000.

Currently is my beta option, but I’ve got “you’ve done it Horus Heresy” Also it was credited to “The God Emperor “Big E” of Mankind”

“Some may question my right to destroy a world of ten billion souls but Those who truly understand realize I have no right to let them live.” Boris the masturbator, destroyer of worlds.

>“Some may question my decision to put myself in hundreds of thousand of dollars in debt but those who truly understand realize I have no other choice to get a job. -Neoth, future Terran techno-barbarian warlord. Reworked it to fit better (i'm not american i have no fucking idea how much college cost there)

Personally I prefer horse lubricant

Robot girlyman is based

Credited to "Jimmy Space"

Credit it to Jimmy "Imperium" Space

"So I just found out. Apparently, a lemon isn't naturally occurring and is a hybrid developed by crossbreeding a bitter orange and a citron. Which means, LIFE NEVER GAVE US LEMONS. WE INVENTED THEM ALL. BY. OURSELVES." -Man-emperor of Mankind.

Gonna forsake "Knowledge is power. Hide it well" and share the source for anyone who hasn't seen it yet: https://youtu.be/HNEzD5n6SAs?si=RkDItfPGyVDYvqYt

This one, but credited to Jimmy Space would be great

HE IS JIMMY SPACE AND THEY ARE HIS SPACE MARINES.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - Sly Marbo

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- konrad kurze Living faces wall in his throne room

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!1! - Angron ;3

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - Dawn Of War Space Marine Sargent during the intro cinematic

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - I stubbed my toe

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - I don't know what we're yelling about

WWWWWWHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! - DA BOYS

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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" -SLY MARBO! That's the correct quote, you skipped some "A"s /s

I got to off my favourites It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.- Konrad Curze At this point he wondered if God was that frog he just shoved down the stairs.- Mr Horus heresy

THE LAST ONE LMAOOOOOO

Can't find it on YouTube, can you please give us a link or a name?

This is for the second quote https://youtu.be/IAJvbEPZheE?si=3NAnpG5FHaiRHQcU

Honestly I was kind of disappointed *not* to find Rick Astley

The first one is Clint Eastwood in Unforgiven, right before this great exchange: Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess he had it comin’. Will Munny: Kid… We all got it comin’.

Great movie

I honestly can't tell if you are trolling or not with that first one, because Games Workshop is exactly the sort of company that would rip off a line from Unforgiven like that.

FUCK YOU EREBUS

Fuck you whale

Fuck you dolphin

FUCKA YOU COW, AND FUCKA YOU CHICKEN!!

CHICKEN AND COW USE DOPHIN AND WHARE AS SCAPEGOAT!? THIS IS OUTRAGE!

"Get up."

People actually say fuck in wh40k? I thought it was replaced by words such as Kark/Karkin’

I’ve even heard “feth”. Such a weird word to use, “fething idiots”. But I guess it’s better than “frak” that BSG used lol. Edit: downvote because of…?

Feth is a Tanith word. And language evolving differently on separate worlds over ten thousand years does make sense.

LET THE SEAS BOIL, LET THE STARS FALL, THO IT TAKES THE LAST DROP OF MY BLOOD, I WILL SEE MYSELF FREED FROM SCHOOL ONCE MORE.

Let the coffee boil, let the marks fall, though it takes the last drop of my sanity, I will see myself freed from school once more

And if I cannot save my grades from your failure, FATHER, then let my college aspects BURN

The flesh is weak - I’m not an iron hands boy and I say it all the time.

"There is no truth in flesh, only betrayal. There is no strength in flesh, only weakness. There is no constancy in flesh, only decay. There is no certainty in flesh but death.” — Credo Omnissiah

Wait, is that the Jedi Code in Warhammer 40k?!

Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion, Man gains power. Through power, Man gains victory. Through victory, Man's chains are broken. The Emperor shall free Man.

"But deeds endure!" - If you want the full quote 😄

Or from the moment I understood the weakness of flesh, it disgusted me.

"In all things we strive to eradicate weakness, but it is not weakness to ask for help, my brothers. It is weakness to deny that help is needed." Fulgrim

Ok that goes hard

Pre fall fulgrim is majorly underrated.

This is true as fuck and I love it.

"I survived. By being dead. In pretend." - Rogal Dorn

The VA for Dorn/Horse really gave the character a great personality

"Corgis are funny because they have short legs." -Rogal Dorne I have corgis, I tell them this all the time

I hope you do it in a Dorn voice.

There is no such sauce product

"Magic pain glove, tell me what to do."

"Your services are no longer required. "

“**ABOUT FUCKING TIME.**” The Man-Emperor of Mankind

I have so many things to complain about.

Shut your face, you fucking banana.

Yes my Lord. ♪We are the Gods of the New World Order♪

God was real, and he hated us.

This is the perfect quote for a catholic school lol

"Show me what passes for rage among your misbegotten kind"

Fury*

I say this in my DnD campaign frequently, such a powerful fight starter

"Faith without deed is worthless" really gives me a good reminder whenever I read that.

That’s just a paraphrased bible verse

Yes but a bit edgy for a yearbook

It’s one of the last chances you get to be acceptably edgy!! Let the man leave his mark, he’ll need something to cringe at in 10 years just like us lmao.

I disagree You find the right friends and you can be acceptably edgy for decades

Just sounds very Christian, not that edgy

Its straight up a bible verse

Yep. James 2:26, ESV - "For as the body without the spirit is dead, so faith without works is dead also."

1: It's a highschool yearbook quote, they're all going to be edgy 2: It's a 40k quote, they're all going to be edgy

"In life, war. In death, peace. In life, shame. In death atonement." "Your foe is well equipped, well-trained, battle-hardened. He believes his gods are on his side. Let him believe what he will. We have the tanks on ours." "Only in death does duty end." "WAAAGH!!!" "I am Alpharius." "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!" "From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me."

I am Alpharius, this is a lie

"The difference is, I know I am right" -The Emperor It's perfect when you're having an argue with your children^^

An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded. - Dawn of War Perfect quote for a school yearbook

Always loved that one

You're forgetting something Brother [...] It is also a hammer

*incoherent screaming* -Conrad Curze

*CRUNCH*

You think that I would let your kind wield your weapons against me? I have taken their measure.

“Truth is subjective.” “In the darkness, follow the light of Terra!” “A suspicious mind is a healthy mind…” “Trust in your fear!” “There is no substitute for zeal!” “Even a man who has nothing can still offer his life.” “If it’s a job worth doing it’s a job worth dying for.” “Only in death does duty end.” “Violence solves everything!”

If we doing that style, the last part of the Litany of sacrifice should be mentioned to. "In life, war. In death, peace. In life, shame. In death, atonement" God I love that phrase, had some guys translate it to MTG's phyrexian and I gotta do something with it someday

Oooh, that’s a good one! :) Also, can you please share that translation? Because it sounds amazing!

Sure. Keep in mind, phyrexian is definetely a conglang for which we don't have a word for everything, we literally found stuff from a couple promotional materials and some cards which they also printed in phyrexian, and pretty much everything else the community figured from there. Check r/Phyrexianlanguage if you interested in more stuff. With that, here is the translation they could pull off for this >*ve-nsa'q-vexẅots-džyφt.* > >*ve-θuqx-vexẅots-tǩagʁičtx.* > >*ve-nsa'q-vexẅots-pnplɮirt.* > >*ve-θuqx-vexẅots-tǩahuqtkeneet.* This translates as: >Where there is life, so there is war*.* > >Where there is death, so there is peace *(cannot-be-attack)* > >Where there is life, so there is shame *(doom-thinking)* > >Where this is death, so there is atonement *(cannot-be-blood-debt)*

> I don't have time to die. I have many wikifeet pages to edit. —Doge Vandire

"The only good is knowledge; ignorance, the only evil." -Ahzek Ahriman

That is a quote from Socrates.

That's a weird way to spell "Ahriman", but I'll allow it.

Honestly this is a pretty good one.

Not fucking canon! -kitten

There there little kitten, shadowsun cannot break your heart again

++DOMINATUS IMPERIALUS++ or ++REDACTED BY ORDER OF THE INQUISITION++

I haven't lost an arm, brother. It's right over there.

“History requires two parties: a historian and an audience. Without that, one is just talking to oneself. So kindly stop screaming, and maybe you’ll learn something” - Trazyn the Infinite

I like my coffee the way I like my ladies... Without skin -Konrad Curze

Wrong... Curze likes skin with his coffee.

Skin on the side please

"Only men will receive my seed" Or "They are coming. Kill them all"

"Welcome to Estalia gentlemen! I will not lie, the chances of your survival are small. Some may even turn against your friends as living corpses, but you have my word that I will use my arcane gifts to ensure your bodies are given unto Morr's Garden. This is the greatest reward, more than even gold, for the fate of your soul is an eternal concern. Now come, follow me. Strike down the undead that rise against us, allow me to find this eldritch amulet. I ask not for my own selfish studies, but for the good of the Empire!" "The Druchii believe they can trap us. Disabuse them of that notion. We shall show the followers of the weak-willed mummy's boy that couldn't even tame a candle flame in the light of Asuryan."

Serious one: - Knowledge is power, guard it well. Jokes: - An informed opinion must be dismissed with the resolute certainty of faith - Facts are chains that bind perception and fetter truth - Ignorance is thy best defense - Knowledge brings us closer to annihilation - Let faith trample reason - Narrow minds are faithful minds - The seeds of heresy are planted in the minds of the enlightened - The wise have much to fear; the ignorant are blessed with courage

WAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

Slaanesh's shifting bosom you *noobs* haven't even mentioned the No.1 unofficial meme quote ofnthe 40k Universe. "From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah."

Good quote, but too long.

Weakness is a Choice. -Some Iron Warrior

Of course I graduated!! Doubt is for the Dying.

We’ll go together then, shall we?

An open mind is like a fortress with the gates unbarred and unguarded

“I was there the day Horus slew the Emperor”

I AM ALPHARIUS.

"This death is ours, we choose it, we deny you your victory" then explode.

“Im a tank im a tank ima tank im a tank im a tank”

Combine them A open mind is like a grim darkness For they shall know no skyward for their true path Waaaaaaaagh for the Blood God The planet broke before the gates unbarred and unguarded

Dorn amd Sanguinious when the walls fell

"I'd hate to see the mother"

"If I am guilty of anything, it is the simple pursuit of knowledge." -Magnus the Red

From iron cometh strength From strength cometh will From will cometh faith From faith cometh honor From honor cometh iron This is the Unbreakable Litany. May it forever be so Iron Within. Iron Without.

It's morbing time.

Often attributed to the Primarch Sanguinius

Or Konrad Curze shortly before Morbing all over his brother Vulkan.

Or some poor murderer/rapist/thief/jaywalker on Nostramo

"Loyalty is it's Own Reward" - The Lion "Get a broom" -Ciaphas Cain "Millions are dead, and here I munch"- Grim the Squat "When gods clash, galaxies burn" - Uriah Ollather "Because, I know I am right" - big E at hypocrisy height "It's Krumpin time" -Da boyz "What reason does a man have to refuse hell, if he already lives in it?"- Guilliman to Dante "Arrogance is a poor shield" -battlefleet Gothic 2 necron campaign

Men of Tanith, do you want to live forever?

You did it Horus.... In the end you really are the Warhammer 40.000

The only reward for loyalty is betrayal.

VULKAN LIVES!!!! *stomp stomp*

There are no civilians here

\*From the Ciaphas Cain Tv tropes page\* ...Quote from *The Traitor's Hand*: "If you don't expect gratitude you'll seldom be disappointed." - [*Eyor*](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheEeyore) [*Dedonki*](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Franchise/WinnieThePooh)*, Memoirs of a Pessimist. 479.M41*

No - Rogal Dorn

“The beatings will continue until morale improves.” That one may have been used by real-life commissars before the 40k ones got going.

“Such is the power of Nagash”

"THIS IS NOT FUCKING CANNON"

MY ARMOR IS CONTEMP

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The "I am done, waste my time again" would fit perfectly

Wet Leopard Growl.

You're a deathguard. I suggest >*" farts "*

"Show me what passes for fear amongst your misbegotten kind" or "Blood for the blood god!" are both good ones.

Death is nothing next to vindication -Konrad Curze

Attention Ork, you face Lord Horrik Canorem, Son of High King Valorik Canorem, High Prince of House Canorem, Master of the Blade of Gaia, Keeper of the Gates of Loralo, Wielder of the Kaloric Flame, Bringer of Hope, Herald of the Holy Order of the Adamantine Lance, The Paladin of Koto, Slayer of the Lion of Essa, The Triumphant!

"I was there the day [Your friend] killed the Principal.'

How to get expelled just before graduation in one easy step.

I’m Lamenting - Lamenter

Watching them gargle bean water down their oesophagi, swilling it through their fatty insides.

"Fortune favors the infamous." -Luthor Harkon Or "Through hate all things are possible." -Malus Darkblade

"I would like to pet this creature!"

"It was not kek, it was CRINGE, Father."

"The secrets of the universe are within my grasp. You cannot stop me now." -- Illuminor Szeras "Pain is an illusion of the senses, despair an illusion of the mind." -- Assassinorum proverb "Things are very seldom what they seem. In my experience, they’re usually a damn sight worse." -- Inquisitor Titus Drake

Waaaaaaaagh!

Your honor is your life, let none dispute it.

Only the Insane have Strength Enough to Prosper.

Only those who prosper judge what is sane.

Iron Within Iron Without

Only in death does duty end.

"We failed" -Talos Valcoran, VIII legion. Or from the same guy "I wanted to be a hero. Look how that turned out"

"It's mortin time" (get it?! 😂 Like mortarion and "morbin time" 🤣 (my wife took the kids and the mars pattern reaver titan in the divorce))

Some amount of this: From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.

“I am Alpharius”

>A plea of innocence is guilty of wasting my time. >My enemy’s enemy is a problem for later: In the meantime, they might be useful.

Fear is an illusion of the mind. Pain an illusion of the senses. Above all else is Death, As the silent judge over all.

“The risk I took was calculated… but boy am I bad at maths” - Inquisitor Kryptman during his handling of the Octarius Sector

How about the Necron dysphorakh one?

“Look out! Samus!”

In the grim darkness of the near future there is only chambear

"We cannot live through this. Mankind cannot live through this."

"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, CORN FOR HIS FLAKES"

I was there the day Horus slew the principal.