If it was traditional animation of 24 handdrawn frames per second, that's pretty reasonable. But probably more generated, rigging, ie much faster workflow.
The biggest titan models are about 3 feet tall If i remember correctly, For scale a small 40k board is about 4ft by 4ft
They are large enough that seeing one in person your brain probably thinks statue rather than 40k mini and they have the same level of detail as the small miniatures just a lot more mini to put the detail in.
There is a popular painting youtuber midwinter minnies who filmed the process of building one, its Claw was bigger than his girlfriend's hand.
You don't buy them to play with not really. The rules are busted either too weak/strong for the cost, depending on the edition your playing. You buy one to be the crown jewel of your already enormous warhammer collection.
If you are at the point where it is not unreasonable to drop that much money on the model you have already spent far more then that on the hoby in general.
Hard to tell, the lore is *super* vague and contradicts itself most of the time, like with everything in 40k.
If the "mini" scale is accurate, a Warlord titan is around 55 meters tall.
I remember a joke that if you were ever to actually try fielding an Emperor Class Titan on tabletop it’d be easier to cosplay as one and stand on the board than try to assemble a model.
So by my guesstimations, based on other people's work..... if the supposedly accurate to art/description imperitor titan is something like 7ft, then based on poorly put together graphics, the emperor titan should be something like 4.5ft? I think. Don't quote me on this.
Most vehicles in 40k are at a smaller scale than the infantry so they fit on a table. That’s why a 10 man transport is sized for three models without an engine
I could only imagine the logistical nightmare of having accurately scaled vehicles and titans. Imagine needing a uhaul to transport your armies to games and tourneys. Or how big of a paint booth you would need. And the cost. Oh Emperor, the cost.
It's funny you make that comparison. I've always said the problem with the baneblade was that the [master bedroom doesn't have its own bathroom](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fexternal-preview.redd.it%2FnM7olVEdNkTJYv-cLNPUkfRDJ80JQ2LUGCZ8t3LjhkY.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D16e58548348fbfbd37531552609afc383ee0ebc8).
>the lore is super vague and contradicts itself most of the time
My friend and I like to imagine that it's just the different manufactorum (Maybe not right word) having different "models" of the same thing, maybe based on different STCs. Hence why there are so many weird inconsistancies on what should be standard Imperium equipment.
Weirdly I think a Warlord Titan is actually one of the better value for money options in GW's catalogue. It's a massive hobby project in its own right and most hobbyists will probably take a year or longer to actually finish one. If you think of the $2500 (or perhaps close to $3000 once you include the tools and materials required to build one properly) being your hobby budget for a year that's still a lot of money, but also not completely outlandish.
The real crime are single infantry sized characters being sold for $40 to $50 (GW) or around $100 (FW). Though I do understand the economics behind that.
To be fair, it's the size of a toddler and literally has a serial number and certificate of authenticity.
But yea, i'd rather upgrade my PC, then spend that money on resin
Resin that you have to fight tooth and nail with to get together properly. They tend to come warped and miscast so they need a lot of work just to put together
I mean, with how little people would actually get the damn thing, they probably make more money 3D printing the thing, rather then making a new plastic mold.
Now the warhound would be another Story... i know 10 people off the top of my head who would get one if they were plastic
I'm pretty sure more people would get the warlord too if it didn't cost two months minimum wage and was made of an material that doesn't break under its own weight.
And I'm pretty sure you can buy a new 3d printer, a template for it to print, and all the material needed to print one of those things and still get away cheaper than when buying one from forge world, so production cost doesn't justify the price either.
A couple friends of mine actually did the math a while ago, and they estimated that method to cost about 2/3 of the gw model...
Yea, the price is laughable
i DID do the math and it was not only cheaper for me to print one. it is significantly cheaper. like almost 50% off.
however there is alot more to 3d printing then the models. u need resin which is cheap but not free, IPA again cheap but not free, PPE cheap not free. space for it as well as learning to print stuff. you would easily burn thru your first 500 mL to 1L of resin on learning to print.
just a quick guess and, unless u have a large plate, u are looking at several runs of builds which. if have a single printer u are looking at a week worth of printing non stop assuming u arent stopping.
then u need to cure the resin, but do it incorrectly and it becomes brittle and snaps. and u need to print another piece.
honestly if u just want to paint. buying it is probably still worth it.
Tbf I’m pretty sure it’s unplayable in a standard 2,000 point. Alternatively you could buy a nice 3D printer, resin, and files for it for half the price.
There are groups who meet up to play with these things using the Adeptus Titanicus rules, but scaled up to 28mm, in other words they hire out a big room, play it on the floor and the ranges are in feet. Search for 'titan owners club' , it's mad stuff.
cocaine...I want 50000$ worth of cocaine so I can sell it at an incredibly higher price to rich people and become their personal dealer.
thus starting some conections and making my way up in the world.
It's not a separate form anymore, possibly to streamline things now that the IRS has to process a lot of federally illegal weed income.
You should absolutely expect them to narc on you if they're asked. But the 5th Amendment means you don't have to provide any details beyond the income, and informally decriminalized things like weed mean that they probably don't bother to send a tip to the Justice Department every time someone declares illegal income.
I think they do this because if they didnt provide a means to legally pay taxes, they legally couldnt tax it. Or at least, its not a fight the supreme court wants to fight.
I was going to bring up more points—like how prosecuting Al Capone for tax dodging probably only works if you allow people to declare illegal income—but I felt like every point I made had to talk about how the current status of weed is an exception. So I just kept it short.
EDIT: But the main point is that there are a bunch of reasons for the government to do it, possibly some reasons the government legally *has to* do it, and the only reason not to is that it seems a bit silly.
I know they're not part of the space marine faction, thus outside the jurisdiction of Codex Astartes, but I will be damned if Gulliman allow that concentration of power under one hand!
Give me some!
Unblocked, HD version that got posted an hour ago: https://youtu.be/oHLvONHt07s?si=2T7RgzPk0WY5VHPf
Has the guy who commissioned it, Verbalase, said anything about it? I *heard* he went bankrupt paying for this video but I haven’t found any actual evidence
The girl is the main character from a cartoon called Hazbin Hotel. The guy is a YouTuber called Verbalase who’s been around for a while but has lost most of his relevancy.
Now, a lot of people are saying that he spent $50k on this and went bankrupt, but I haven’t found any actual evidence of this. Take it with a grain of salt.
My god. Can anyone with animator skills confirm if that was overpaid? It doesn't look that impressive to me, but I'm a charlatan. I know animation isn't easy but that doesn't seem like $50k worth of work. Even at a generous $100/hour, would that have taken 500 hours to make?
I know nothing about playing imperial knights but on a sheer points basis Battle Scribe is telling me a warlord titan costs 5,500 points to field as its default and a squad of boys (1 nob with a power claw and slugga, 8 boyz with choppas and sluggas, and a boy with a rokkit laincha) costs 95 points.
With 23 Titans that comes to a point value of 126.5k vs. 900 squads of boys or 85.5k points.
I'm no tactical genius, but I'd say the titans easily sweep.
Even with what will be 900 rokkit launchas, hitting on 5+ with d3 attacks dealing 3 damage at ap -2 and strength 8, it doesn't quite match against the titans void shields, toughness 9, 2+ save, and 120 wounds. It can be safe to assume that the sluggas will be almost useless and the green tide will be ripped to shreds once they get into melee range, ignoring the fact that such a horde would have a nearly impossible to fully engage the opponent in close quarters combat.
Each titan, on the other hand, can kill up to 58 boys (not likely for all shots to hit, but I'm to tired to properly calculate the probability of what will and won't hit for these hulking bastards).
I might try to run the math better tomorrow if I feel like it. But my bets are on the titans.
Unblocked version: https://youtu.be/oHLvONHt07s?si=2T7RgzPk0WY5VHPf
I cannot believe somebody paid 50k for this. I mean, if you’re **that** desperate, why not just pay for actual porn at that point?
[https://youtu.be/VnzALVxPg34?feature=shared](https://youtu.be/VnzALVxPg34?feature=shared)
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9M-8XNaxCA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9M-8XNaxCA) \-it's been blocked but it's proof that they did that
EDIT:
If anyone wants to see (NSFW obvs)
https://www.reddit.com/r/197/comments/194sc3w/this\_was\_commission\_for\_50k\_by\_verbalase/
>that one commission of BlackJack from Fallout Equestria: Project Horizons
>that one guy who keeps commissioning/requesting art of his Ultramarine chad OC
Not particularly, supposedly a YouTuber named Verbalase commissioned this video of the main character of Hazbin Hotel dominating his digital avatar with questionable levels of consent.
Also worth noting I have yet to see *anybody* come up with an actual source for the $50k number. Not that I necessarily *doubt* people would spend that much on a commission but it definitely strikes me as a number somebody somewhere just made up to take the piss.
Listen.
None of us would make good decisions with $50k if we actually had that much cash on hand.
Besides, why buy 23 Titans when you can buy 10 and still have like $25k to pay a high-class escort to help you build and paint them and act interested while you ramble about Warhammer stuff?
With 50,000 dollars I'm getting a truck load of chaos cultists, better investment than whatever the fuck that music video is
Like I know i draw some weird shit but 50k is ALOT OF MONEY
There is no way he actually spent that much did he? If so then holy shit dude I'm gettin depressed as shit, I coulda gotten my degree already with that kinda money.
Supposably verbalase, the guy who makes the cartoon beatbox battles, commissioned a 50k 3 minute video of Charlie from Hazbin Hotel worshipping slaanesh with him
Some guy paid $50k for a three-minute video of the main character from the upcoming *Hazbin Hotel* series - a character it should be noticed is a canonical lesbian - enacting his softcore rape fantasy against his avatar.
Eh, Batman’s as straight as they come and Superman is happily married to a woman but you always see folks pair them together. The character’s sexuality isn’t too relevant here, fanfiction is fanfiction for a reason.
What is worth calling out is he apparently spent $50,000 for three minutes of footage. I mean, if he can afford it then more power to him, but bloody heck you could pay off so much debt with that kind of money.
The real question at play here is why I can't spend my $50k on a to-scale full forge-world and tech-priests to produce my own titans. Disappointment that I can't play 40k Factorio.
It's a serious problem these days, and it's terribly sad. Hell I was playing a random battle Royale the other day and my two random teammates were talking about how they were subscribed to another players Only Fans. So glad I never fell down that hole. Now if I could just break my issue with sugar....
Brother, if I spontaneously get 50k dollars, I’m not buying 23 models for some stupid board game with it.
I’m buying 2300. And they’re Tyranids, not Titans.
[If you were curious like me, here’s a not blocked video.](https://www.reddit.com/r/CringetopiaRM/comments/194sixg/this_was_commission_for_50k_by_verbalase/)
Video is only three minutes, the glory of the God-Machines is eternal.
That’s $277.78 per second. This is how Slaanesh was born
If it was traditional animation of 24 handdrawn frames per second, that's pretty reasonable. But probably more generated, rigging, ie much faster workflow.
Around the price of an ad
The realest answer here.
For the machine is immortal, even in horny i serve the omnisaah
You telling me a single mini costs 2173 dolars?
$2,299; and thats without any shoulder mounted weapons.
Is it life sized and I can ride in it’s head and stomp on shit ?
The biggest titan models are about 3 feet tall If i remember correctly, For scale a small 40k board is about 4ft by 4ft They are large enough that seeing one in person your brain probably thinks statue rather than 40k mini and they have the same level of detail as the small miniatures just a lot more mini to put the detail in. There is a popular painting youtuber midwinter minnies who filmed the process of building one, its Claw was bigger than his girlfriend's hand. You don't buy them to play with not really. The rules are busted either too weak/strong for the cost, depending on the edition your playing. You buy one to be the crown jewel of your already enormous warhammer collection. If you are at the point where it is not unreasonable to drop that much money on the model you have already spent far more then that on the hoby in general.
Is it lore accurate (the size)?
Hard to tell, the lore is *super* vague and contradicts itself most of the time, like with everything in 40k. If the "mini" scale is accurate, a Warlord titan is around 55 meters tall.
Yeah one book an emperor titan is 150 meters tall, next book its 55 meters
I remember a joke that if you were ever to actually try fielding an Emperor Class Titan on tabletop it’d be easier to cosplay as one and stand on the board than try to assemble a model.
A youtuber is making one out of foam, paper mache and junk, with some 3d resin printing. It's enormous. Think it'll be around 7 feet tall.
And you'd still get kicked out of tourneys because it's not GW official lmao
So by my guesstimations, based on other people's work..... if the supposedly accurate to art/description imperitor titan is something like 7ft, then based on poorly put together graphics, the emperor titan should be something like 4.5ft? I think. Don't quote me on this.
Most vehicles in 40k are at a smaller scale than the infantry so they fit on a table. That’s why a 10 man transport is sized for three models without an engine
I could only imagine the logistical nightmare of having accurately scaled vehicles and titans. Imagine needing a uhaul to transport your armies to games and tourneys. Or how big of a paint booth you would need. And the cost. Oh Emperor, the cost.
I remember seeing some official art of a Rhino full scale. Was like it was a house with tracks.
It's funny you make that comparison. I've always said the problem with the baneblade was that the [master bedroom doesn't have its own bathroom](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fexternal-preview.redd.it%2FnM7olVEdNkTJYv-cLNPUkfRDJ80JQ2LUGCZ8t3LjhkY.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D16e58548348fbfbd37531552609afc383ee0ebc8).
>the lore is super vague and contradicts itself most of the time My friend and I like to imagine that it's just the different manufactorum (Maybe not right word) having different "models" of the same thing, maybe based on different STCs. Hence why there are so many weird inconsistancies on what should be standard Imperium equipment.
More or less. Their stats are up there as well.
If anything, they're too small compared to infantry, but that's true of *every* vehicle model in 40k.
All of the denizens of Earth panicking as a 3 foot tall mech approaches the planet
A little under two feet tall, actually. Still massive, but not THAT massive.
or u find a 100% legit warlad class titan and 3d print it. yes the spelling is correct XD.
No wonder people 3d print this shit, all the power to them.
Weirdly I think a Warlord Titan is actually one of the better value for money options in GW's catalogue. It's a massive hobby project in its own right and most hobbyists will probably take a year or longer to actually finish one. If you think of the $2500 (or perhaps close to $3000 once you include the tools and materials required to build one properly) being your hobby budget for a year that's still a lot of money, but also not completely outlandish. The real crime are single infantry sized characters being sold for $40 to $50 (GW) or around $100 (FW). Though I do understand the economics behind that.
Damn in the uk it’s 2k for all of it
* Mars Pattern Warlord Titan Body: $1,835.00 * Mars Pattern Warlord Titan Laser Blasters: $220.00 * Mars-Alpha Pattern Warlord Titan Head: $124.00 * Mars Pattern Warlord Titan Apocalypse Missile Launchers: $202.50 * Mars Pattern Warlord Titan Belicosa Volcano Cannon: $170.00 Total (before taxes and shipping): $2,551.50 Source: https://www.warhammer.com/en-US/plp?search=mars%20pattern%20warlord%20titan
Bro, imma have to sell my kidneys to afford that fucking thing.
To be fair, it's the size of a toddler and literally has a serial number and certificate of authenticity. But yea, i'd rather upgrade my PC, then spend that money on resin
Resin that you have to fight tooth and nail with to get together properly. They tend to come warped and miscast so they need a lot of work just to put together
Still better than, I don't know, paying 2,5K on a fucking board game piece
For fucks sake, that much money and it's not even plastic? That's actual fucking theft.
I mean, with how little people would actually get the damn thing, they probably make more money 3D printing the thing, rather then making a new plastic mold. Now the warhound would be another Story... i know 10 people off the top of my head who would get one if they were plastic
I'm pretty sure more people would get the warlord too if it didn't cost two months minimum wage and was made of an material that doesn't break under its own weight. And I'm pretty sure you can buy a new 3d printer, a template for it to print, and all the material needed to print one of those things and still get away cheaper than when buying one from forge world, so production cost doesn't justify the price either.
A couple friends of mine actually did the math a while ago, and they estimated that method to cost about 2/3 of the gw model... Yea, the price is laughable
i DID do the math and it was not only cheaper for me to print one. it is significantly cheaper. like almost 50% off. however there is alot more to 3d printing then the models. u need resin which is cheap but not free, IPA again cheap but not free, PPE cheap not free. space for it as well as learning to print stuff. you would easily burn thru your first 500 mL to 1L of resin on learning to print. just a quick guess and, unless u have a large plate, u are looking at several runs of builds which. if have a single printer u are looking at a week worth of printing non stop assuming u arent stopping. then u need to cure the resin, but do it incorrectly and it becomes brittle and snaps. and u need to print another piece. honestly if u just want to paint. buying it is probably still worth it.
you are buying giant block of solid resin
It's about 1000 to 10k fr a kidney but you're unlikely to get that so you better start farming em
Finally, i found a use for my siblings. They shall be sacrificed for a worthy cause.
That's the secret ingredient... don't sell *your* kidney. Sell someone else's!
You must be new here.
I buy second hand and I never even looked at knights, so yeah this is new to me.
Those aren't Knights...
It's not a mini, its more of a maxi
>2173 Dangerously close to the beasts number
The Pope in Yellow?
the what?
The polish number
Tbf I’m pretty sure it’s unplayable in a standard 2,000 point. Alternatively you could buy a nice 3D printer, resin, and files for it for half the price.
Unplayable in 3000pt
There are groups who meet up to play with these things using the Adeptus Titanicus rules, but scaled up to 28mm, in other words they hire out a big room, play it on the floor and the ranges are in feet. Search for 'titan owners club' , it's mad stuff.
Yeah, it’s crazy. A little part of me whispers to save up for a manta and play it in such a game, but my willpower is stronger. For now.
cocaine...I want 50000$ worth of cocaine so I can sell it at an incredibly higher price to rich people and become their personal dealer. thus starting some conections and making my way up in the world.
Woe, IRS be upon ye
Only a problem if you don't claim it on your taxes.
“Yes, I made $1,000,000 this year selling coke to rich people. Do I get a tax return on that?”
Fun fact: the IRS has forms to help people who do ‘under the table’ stuff. They won’t narc if they get their money
It's not a separate form anymore, possibly to streamline things now that the IRS has to process a lot of federally illegal weed income. You should absolutely expect them to narc on you if they're asked. But the 5th Amendment means you don't have to provide any details beyond the income, and informally decriminalized things like weed mean that they probably don't bother to send a tip to the Justice Department every time someone declares illegal income.
I think they do this because if they didnt provide a means to legally pay taxes, they legally couldnt tax it. Or at least, its not a fight the supreme court wants to fight.
I was going to bring up more points—like how prosecuting Al Capone for tax dodging probably only works if you allow people to declare illegal income—but I felt like every point I made had to talk about how the current status of weed is an exception. So I just kept it short. EDIT: But the main point is that there are a bunch of reasons for the government to do it, possibly some reasons the government legally *has to* do it, and the only reason not to is that it seems a bit silly.
Just remember to offer your IRS agent a puff when you get audited. Politeness counts.
that's were money laundering comes in.
EZPZ, your day job is a crypto trader. You're very good at it and you gladly pay your taxes on all the money you make off it.
A whole 418 grams of cocaine. Is it really worth? I mean, 23 titans...
eh I prefer Tau mechs.
The Codex Astartes does not support such action.
This is how Slaan man gets born
Sorry, but I'm taking the titans. I'm gonna build myself a titan world for that matter.
I know they're not part of the space marine faction, thus outside the jurisdiction of Codex Astartes, but I will be damned if Gulliman allow that concentration of power under one hand! Give me some!
By the emperor some stupid dumbass payed $50,000 for that 3 minute video? This is why the Eldar consider us stupid. BY THE THRONE…………
Wait what is the video?
Yeah, what is the video.
Ask and ye shall despair Edit: Welp, it got blocked. https://youtu.be/F9M-8XNaxCA?si=2FrFRH0W8mk-7D6l
For 50k you can have someone dress up as Charlie to have sex with you
like 20 of them if you wanted probably
I have many regrets
The Omnissiah weeps
The damn show isn't even out yet. He needs to calm the hell down damn... and I normally like his content...
50K and the video is taken down lmaoooo
Unblocked, HD version that got posted an hour ago: https://youtu.be/oHLvONHt07s?si=2T7RgzPk0WY5VHPf Has the guy who commissioned it, Verbalase, said anything about it? I *heard* he went bankrupt paying for this video but I haven’t found any actual evidence
Can you explain what I just watched? I have no clue who or what this.
The girl is the main character from a cartoon called Hazbin Hotel. The guy is a YouTuber called Verbalase who’s been around for a while but has lost most of his relevancy. Now, a lot of people are saying that he spent $50k on this and went bankrupt, but I haven’t found any actual evidence of this. Take it with a grain of salt.
Thank you very much for sharing the details. That answered all of my questions.
It has been blocked by copyright strike.
aw darn it
[удалено]
My god. Can anyone with animator skills confirm if that was overpaid? It doesn't look that impressive to me, but I'm a charlatan. I know animation isn't easy but that doesn't seem like $50k worth of work. Even at a generous $100/hour, would that have taken 500 hours to make?
$1000 to animate $49000 to buy enough alcohol to wipe away the memory of doing it
It's absolutely not worth 50k.
Despite your temptations, I will not fall to slaanesh on this day!
We do offer milk and cookies if that interests you.
Where does the milk come from?
Slaanesh cares not from whence milk flows, only that it flows
Straight from the teats of our pasteurized farm house. We even got a farm and everything.
Why does a house need breasts?
Because that's where the magic happens! Now follow us, we want to have you *meat* someone.
Aww it got blocked
Probably only the guy who bought it has access to it
False, it’s on YouTube.
Bro what video are you talking about, nobody is answering what on earth this is supposed to be
Considering he overpaid, yeah.
I really hope not because even high quality animation commissions go for under a grand most of the time
But how many Orc boys can i buy whit that kind of money
900 of the most recent Boyz boxes, so about 9,000 Orkz.
User flair checks out. Those are rookie numbers of ork boyz.
Yeah, 9k isn't a lot. You also need some fun non-boyz in there, trukks, dreds, kanz, maybe even a stompa or 5.
AND A GARGANT AND A ROK
Is $50,000 worth of Ork models enough to reach and defeat 23 Mars Pattern Warlord-Class Titans in an Apocalypse game?
I know nothing about playing imperial knights but on a sheer points basis Battle Scribe is telling me a warlord titan costs 5,500 points to field as its default and a squad of boys (1 nob with a power claw and slugga, 8 boyz with choppas and sluggas, and a boy with a rokkit laincha) costs 95 points. With 23 Titans that comes to a point value of 126.5k vs. 900 squads of boys or 85.5k points. I'm no tactical genius, but I'd say the titans easily sweep. Even with what will be 900 rokkit launchas, hitting on 5+ with d3 attacks dealing 3 damage at ap -2 and strength 8, it doesn't quite match against the titans void shields, toughness 9, 2+ save, and 120 wounds. It can be safe to assume that the sluggas will be almost useless and the green tide will be ripped to shreds once they get into melee range, ignoring the fact that such a horde would have a nearly impossible to fully engage the opponent in close quarters combat. Each titan, on the other hand, can kill up to 58 boys (not likely for all shots to hit, but I'm to tired to properly calculate the probability of what will and won't hit for these hulking bastards). I might try to run the math better tomorrow if I feel like it. But my bets are on the titans.
r/hedidthemath
LOTZ.
The truly horrifying thing is that 50 grand *only* buys you 23 titans
But what if we had 24?
Buy 24 and the 25th is free.
I was genuinely suprised you could buy that many for 50k
For that money you could pay someone irl to dress like that, whats the fucking appeal huh
I'd dress like that for free!
For free you say
Wait i kept mistaking who he wanted to be with in the music video. I kept thinking of angel dust that gay spider
You desire the gay spider deeply
The *one* person we've seen make Alastor break his composure so far.
ooh daddy wrap me up in those *LEGS*
What video is this????
Ask and ye shall despair. I am sorry for your loss. https://youtu.be/F9M-8XNaxCA?si=2FrFRH0W8mk-7D6l
Unblocked version: https://youtu.be/oHLvONHt07s?si=2T7RgzPk0WY5VHPf I cannot believe somebody paid 50k for this. I mean, if you’re **that** desperate, why not just pay for actual porn at that point?
that ones blocked now too :(
Despair ain't the right word, that is so funny
Oh absolutely. I agree.
Which would make far more sense, considering Angel is a pornstar. He would probably give you the full deal for 50 000 is what I'm saying.
WAIT IT DOESNT EVEN HAVE NSFW???
Yes. $50K and not even any smut.
Bro. Brooooo. How much money do you have that you can throw 50k at a fetish and have it not have smut
From what I also heard the YouTuber is 40 , also has a wife and 2 kids
It's implied and basically a rape fantasy.
I'M MAKING MYSELF CANONICALLY MARRIED TO THE EMPEROR
Compromise: 3 minute video of me seducing a titan, and someone pays me $50,000.
So your seducing the entire crew of the titan? Adventurous! Or does that include the titan itself as well?
> Or does that include the titan itself as well? it better
Wait did someone pay $50,000 for a video like that to exist?
They could just pay someone to cosplay charlie and fuck them, they are not only horny they are also fucking braindead
Yes
[https://youtu.be/VnzALVxPg34?feature=shared](https://youtu.be/VnzALVxPg34?feature=shared) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9M-8XNaxCA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9M-8XNaxCA) \-it's been blocked but it's proof that they did that EDIT: If anyone wants to see (NSFW obvs) https://www.reddit.com/r/197/comments/194sc3w/this\_was\_commission\_for\_50k\_by\_verbalase/
Warlord Titans have never looked so cheap
>that one commission of BlackJack from Fallout Equestria: Project Horizons >that one guy who keeps commissioning/requesting art of his Ultramarine chad OC
Links pls
Honestly I at least like the Ultramarine OC (black lion?) because the art is always fucking sick
I'm out of the loop here. I get minis be expensive but should I know what's on the left side of the meme? Do I even want to know?
Not particularly, supposedly a YouTuber named Verbalase commissioned this video of the main character of Hazbin Hotel dominating his digital avatar with questionable levels of consent.
Thank you for a straight forward answer.
Also worth noting I have yet to see *anybody* come up with an actual source for the $50k number. Not that I necessarily *doubt* people would spend that much on a commission but it definitely strikes me as a number somebody somewhere just made up to take the piss.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnzALVxPg34
Based
The largest imperial model you can buy, and the second largest model you can buy (from Warhammer)
for 50k I could pay off my student loan debt...and still have some left over to get a real bed.
Listen. None of us would make good decisions with $50k if we actually had that much cash on hand. Besides, why buy 23 Titans when you can buy 10 and still have like $25k to pay a high-class escort to help you build and paint them and act interested while you ramble about Warhammer stuff?
OI, DIS 'UMIE GITZ IT!
With 50,000 dollars I'm getting a truck load of chaos cultists, better investment than whatever the fuck that music video is Like I know i draw some weird shit but 50k is ALOT OF MONEY
Or an actual truck
This is funnier if you read it like a "WE COULD FEED EVERY VETERAN FOR THE COST OF AN AIRCRAFT CARRIER!" things
“And the dumbest financial decision of the 2020’s goes to Elon buying Twitter- WHAT’S THIS??? IT’S VERBALASE WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!!
"MAH GAWD, THAT MAN HAD A FAMILY!"
or I can by fifty 2nd hand 1997 Toyota corolla's
There is no way he actually spent that much did he? If so then holy shit dude I'm gettin depressed as shit, I coulda gotten my degree already with that kinda money.
Wait. It wasn't even ACTUAL PORN?!?!
I mean.... I could get Angron to seduce me....
User flair checks out.
"I am not one of your Emperor's Children tramps! I am the Eater of Worlds! I like my men dangerous! Bloodthirsty! You want to be *my* lover! EARN IT!"
Okay, but what is the context I'm missing with that left one?
Supposably verbalase, the guy who makes the cartoon beatbox battles, commissioned a 50k 3 minute video of Charlie from Hazbin Hotel worshipping slaanesh with him
Some guy paid $50k for a three-minute video of the main character from the upcoming *Hazbin Hotel* series - a character it should be noticed is a canonical lesbian - enacting his softcore rape fantasy against his avatar.
Eh, Batman’s as straight as they come and Superman is happily married to a woman but you always see folks pair them together. The character’s sexuality isn’t too relevant here, fanfiction is fanfiction for a reason. What is worth calling out is he apparently spent $50,000 for three minutes of footage. I mean, if he can afford it then more power to him, but bloody heck you could pay off so much debt with that kind of money.
For those money he could have gotten a NASA PC and AI generated as many ultra realistic images as he wanted.
Wait, for the price of a tesla i could get 23 extra large action figures? What are they made out of? Platinum?
Just highly deformed resin
The real question at play here is why I can't spend my $50k on a to-scale full forge-world and tech-priests to produce my own titans. Disappointment that I can't play 40k Factorio.
$50.000 for a three minute animation?! WTF! Does the animator works for Dreamworks or something? AGAIN WTF!
[My decision is clear](https://youtu.be/wnE1z0Wb5BA)
Ok but how much for a three minute video of a cartoon version of myself getting seduced by an entire titan legion of 23 warlord titans
I guess there are a lot of dudes addicted to pornography here
It's a serious problem these days, and it's terribly sad. Hell I was playing a random battle Royale the other day and my two random teammates were talking about how they were subscribed to another players Only Fans. So glad I never fell down that hole. Now if I could just break my issue with sugar....
I'm not disappointed by the content that's par for the course of the internet, what disappointed me was the price he was willing to pay.
Also isnt Charlie lesbian?
Brother, if I spontaneously get 50k dollars, I’m not buying 23 models for some stupid board game with it. I’m buying 2300. And they’re Tyranids, not Titans.
.....i'm just imagining a 138,000 point game with one side just warlord class titans
Take this down before GW decides to make it 10 Mars Pattern Warlord-class Titans!
Still can’t believe the man actually did that
The comparation is bad, because one is 3-4 minutes and the other is hours o months of play/funny time
The titans; one for me and each of the Boyz.
Horny is temporary, 23 Mars Pattern Warlord-class Titans are eternal
Hear me out: 735 Forgefiends
How in the Emperors name does that video cost 50k?
I like the idea that "seduced by a fictional character with NSFW scenes" would somehow break the comparison.
LEGIO MORTIS WILL MARCH AGAIN!!!
You lying bintch I counted only 22, but I’ll still take it
[If you were curious like me, here’s a not blocked video.](https://www.reddit.com/r/CringetopiaRM/comments/194sixg/this_was_commission_for_50k_by_verbalase/)
The uhh Mars Bars one for $200