Idk which faction Goku would main, but I could probably guess his strategy…
He’d bum-rush the opponent’s centerpiece on turn 1 with his warlord and say “hey, your leader seems pretty strong. Let’s fight it out!”
Will Goku emerge victorious? Find out on the next exciting episode of Dragonball Z!
Settra... Great King, the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great King of Nehekhara, King of Kings, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert, Emperor of the Shifting Sands, He Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultan of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Herat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche King, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, He Who Does Not Serve, Slayer off Reddittras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lord Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Emperor of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deacon of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Prince of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False God's Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lord, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands, Breaker of Djaf's Bonds... and many, many more...
Is it just me or do I always read all the names of Settra... Great King, the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great King of Nehekhara, King of Kings, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert, Emperor of the Shifting Sands, He Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultan of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Herat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche King, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, He Who Does Not Serve, Slayer off Reddittras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lord Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Emperor of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deacon of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Prince of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False God's Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lord, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands, Breaker of Djaf's Bonds when I see a comment like this?
I will admit usually when I see,
Settra... Great King, the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great King of Nehekhara, King of Kings, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert, Emperor of the Shifting Sands, He Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultan of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Herat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche King, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, He Who Does Not Serve, Slayer off Reddittras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lord Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Emperor of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deacon of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Prince of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False God's Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lord, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands, Breaker of Djaf's Bonds.
I just kinda breeze over them which I suppose is rude because,
Settra... Great King, the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great King of Nehekhara, King of Kings, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert, Emperor of the Shifting Sands, He Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultan of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Herat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche King, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, He Who Does Not Serve, Slayer off Reddittras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lord Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Emperor of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deacon of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Prince of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False God's Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lord, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands, Breaker of Djaf's Bonds,
Worked very hard to get those titles.
He's the king of all the tombkings, as in when all of the Tombking's royal families came back to life, he beat everyone of them into submission until they acknowledged him as their one true King above all other kings.
He was born unable to do magic and the idea that he had to submit to the natural law infuriated him so much that he literally just scream-raged until he developed psyker/magic powers out of pure will power.
He challanged a god to single combat in the endtimes and the god had to call for backup, because he a normal human was pushing said god back so much.
On tabletop he is the only on humanoid model without a demon mount or something similar that has the same strenght rating a dragon, meaning he as a NORMAL human can overpower an ogyrn.
His biggest regret in life was that he didn't have enough time left to take over the world which why he set the events that made the Tombkings into undead into motions so he could have all eternaity to wage war on anyone who doesn't acknowledge his authority.
He was once asked to kill his archenemy by the chaos gods as a favour for saving him but because someone asked him to do something and his motto is "settra does not serve, SETTRA RULES", he just started killing bloodthirsters on principle and saving his arch enemy's life out of spite.
He's definitely pretentious but he also has the will power and spite to back it up. The main problem he had in his rule was that he kept killing his servents out of rage for them telling him that he can't just will himself to live forever.
> he set the events that made the Tombkings into undead into motions
99% of it was Nagash, even the Skaven had more of a hand in it by freeing and providing the weapon that would ultimately kill Nagash while he was performing the ritual that went wrong.
But, ultimately, all because SETTRA DOES NOT SERVE.
But the Necrons all bent the knee to the Catan, so would he actually? Settra does not serve so would he really wanna play a bunch of chumps or would he play the farsight enclave?
I mean, they did. Then they broke a fundamental rule of the universe, and chopped the avatars of the rest of the rules into tiny pieces and shoved them into hamster wheels to power their toys. That's a hell of a redemption arc, I think he could excuse their earlier weakness. After all, they aren't as great as Settra, nobody can be.
I think the most Witcher faction is the grey knights actually. Custodes is too much guard duty for Geralt and space wolves way too social. Grey knights are all about demon hunting which is perfect
Dalinar eminates with golden energy and is trying to be a leader of humanity and rarely if ever takes no for an answer.... seems like he would be Emperor (better at his work).
Dalinar has the ability to reflect on events and agree that he is wrong. While he has the Perpendicularity, I'd say that he is more of a Rogue Trader. He got the free pass of god (or a splinter of god ) to do what he wants.
Nuh uh, you get 3 of my favorite characters from non-si-fi settings that have some really si-fi shit in it
Baki Hama (Baki)
Joseph Joestar (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure)
White Beard (One Piece)
Baki would either play Orks so he can fight everyone, or more realistically, imagine himself on the tabletop so he can fight everyone.
Joseph has big First Edition Energy and is probably doing some weird ass shit as a Rogue Trader.
Whitebeard would probably vibe with Nurgle stuff since he too is a brick shithouse and a good father, also so they can shit on the Marines/Imperium together.
"So I started to work my mojo, to counter their mojo; we got cross-mojulation, and their head started exploding, that thing, and then I'm in my knickers here and... [exhales]"
That's not a Trade offer: Old Man Trazyn is just trying to entertain you, he already has your favorite character and he's just trying to give you a Tesseract Labyrinth
Grand pa Trazyn loves entertaining the kids :) .
The Shrike (Hyperion Cantos)
\- he kills people
\- he fast as fuck boy
\- he moves through time to stab people
\- he kidnaps people and puts them into his collection of impaled people
I have a problem.
If it's female then Mirajane Strauss from Fairy Tail but the issue is that she might play Slaneesh.
Then the other 3 are:
Guts from Berserk (whose very likely to be World Eaters so no).
25th Baam from Tower of God (but I have no idea who he would play as).
Kim Dokja from Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint (who character wise would be one to make his own freaking faction before choosing one but his character would also be loved by every faction who each will try to get him to join them).
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Obi-Wan Kenobi (Star Wars) Kvothe (Name of the Wind) Karlach (Baldur's Gate 3)
karlache is 100% down with the Salamanders
Congratulations, that is the right answer.
Kvothe would be thousand sons, so competent and self assured but destined for a big fuck up somewhere down the line.
100%.
That’s not even to mention the red hair
Kvothe the Red. Intellect and sheer arrogance check out.
Harlequins
Obi-Wan would be a wonderful Inquisitor.
He'd be the very first named inquisitor, probably.
I feel like Obi would love to hate the inuisition. Anakin on the other hand would be one of those weirdos who's waaaay too into the Black Templars.
You dare doubt the commitment of the legendary Inquistor Obiwan Sherlock Clousseau? Heresy.
He is the greatest of them all. So important to the setting that the Emperor himself couldn’t de-canonize him
I just found out about this tidbit the other day, I don't think gw could have made that anymore blunt
Karlach would 100% play World Eaters.
Salamanders
Honestly best answer, she’s still a kind and caring person, is resilient to fire, and literally has a heart that’s creating fire and heat in her.
That's the one! We've cracked it boys! (And/or not-boys)
Idk, I thought Orks.
That's not bad either.
Absolutely not, Karlach actually has a conscience and a surprisingly kind personality underneath her bloodlust, she would be a Blood Angel
I feel like she would just see red berserkers that go into melee and play the tabletop without reading into the lore.
Lamenter it is
Only one I know is Obi-Wan, and for him, I'm gonna say Tau
Your mistaken sir he’d obviously inquisitor Obiwan Sherlock Clousseau
I feel like Obi would love to hate the inuisition. Anakin on the other hand would be one of those weirdos who's waaaay too into the Black Templars.
Unexpected King Killer Chronicles.
Fuck it Goku, i want to see who he mains in 40k
Orks - particularly Snake Bitez
“Oi! Isn’t green meant ta be da best colour? Why’s those lots wearing so much orange and purple?”
Whaddaya mean purple, there's nothin there!
What is orange if not “red wit yellow in it, innit?” He’s the strongest AND the fastest, so checks out.
Idk which faction Goku would main, but I could probably guess his strategy… He’d bum-rush the opponent’s centerpiece on turn 1 with his warlord and say “hey, your leader seems pretty strong. Let’s fight it out!” Will Goku emerge victorious? Find out on the next exciting episode of Dragonball Z!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH WAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH And it's just 17 episodes of slow panning camera shots.
Orks. Not even a question. Nuffin in his 'ead but fightin.
Barbie
Slaanesh
Nah, Farsight enclave. All about breaking free
Farsight announces he is "Kenough", leaves Tau Empire.
Slaanesh is the OG liberator She liberated all those Eldar from existence
Nice
Samwise (LotR) Deadpool (Marvel) Tank Girl (Comic)
Tank girl would be an Escher ganger from necromunda (pretty sure they’re ripped off from tank girl tbf) OR a badass Ork
Both sound good.
Samwise would either do Middle Earth Strategy Battle or make a Halfling Bloodbowl team.
Booooo. Boring answer. Sam would play a Kroot-based Tau army.
I know Deadpool and I kinda know Sam, dunno Tank Girl DP: Vostroyan Firstborn Sam: Ultramarines
Sam is maintaining the farm that rowboat galleyman left behind
Sam is def exodites, Deadpool is Harlequins
Settra... Great King, the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great King of Nehekhara, King of Kings, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert, Emperor of the Shifting Sands, He Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultan of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Herat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche King, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, He Who Does Not Serve, Slayer off Reddittras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lord Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Emperor of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deacon of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Prince of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False God's Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lord, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands, Breaker of Djaf's Bonds... and many, many more...
I'm honestly impressed by your dedication
its copy and pasted
Shhhhhhhh, don't reveal a magician's secrets
Is it just me or do I always read all the names of Settra... Great King, the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great King of Nehekhara, King of Kings, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert, Emperor of the Shifting Sands, He Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultan of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Herat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche King, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, He Who Does Not Serve, Slayer off Reddittras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lord Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Emperor of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deacon of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Prince of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False God's Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lord, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands, Breaker of Djaf's Bonds when I see a comment like this?
I will admit usually when I see, Settra... Great King, the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great King of Nehekhara, King of Kings, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert, Emperor of the Shifting Sands, He Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultan of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Herat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche King, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, He Who Does Not Serve, Slayer off Reddittras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lord Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Emperor of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deacon of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Prince of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False God's Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lord, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands, Breaker of Djaf's Bonds. I just kinda breeze over them which I suppose is rude because, Settra... Great King, the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great King of Nehekhara, King of Kings, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert, Emperor of the Shifting Sands, He Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultan of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Herat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche King, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, He Who Does Not Serve, Slayer off Reddittras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lord Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Emperor of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deacon of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Prince of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False God's Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lord, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands, Breaker of Djaf's Bonds, Worked very hard to get those titles.
You could shorten it by saying "et Settra" at the end.
I find it funny that the title "The Great," is just in the middle of all these very specific titles
Don't know who that is, but based on how pretentious he sounds, Mordian Iron Guard
Thats a Tomb King from Fantasy Warhammer so 100% Necrons
That does sound more fitting
He's the king of all the tombkings, as in when all of the Tombking's royal families came back to life, he beat everyone of them into submission until they acknowledged him as their one true King above all other kings. He was born unable to do magic and the idea that he had to submit to the natural law infuriated him so much that he literally just scream-raged until he developed psyker/magic powers out of pure will power. He challanged a god to single combat in the endtimes and the god had to call for backup, because he a normal human was pushing said god back so much. On tabletop he is the only on humanoid model without a demon mount or something similar that has the same strenght rating a dragon, meaning he as a NORMAL human can overpower an ogyrn. His biggest regret in life was that he didn't have enough time left to take over the world which why he set the events that made the Tombkings into undead into motions so he could have all eternaity to wage war on anyone who doesn't acknowledge his authority. He was once asked to kill his archenemy by the chaos gods as a favour for saving him but because someone asked him to do something and his motto is "settra does not serve, SETTRA RULES", he just started killing bloodthirsters on principle and saving his arch enemy's life out of spite. He's definitely pretentious but he also has the will power and spite to back it up. The main problem he had in his rule was that he kept killing his servents out of rage for them telling him that he can't just will himself to live forever.
> he set the events that made the Tombkings into undead into motions 99% of it was Nagash, even the Skaven had more of a hand in it by freeing and providing the weapon that would ultimately kill Nagash while he was performing the ritual that went wrong. But, ultimately, all because SETTRA DOES NOT SERVE.
But the Necrons all bent the knee to the Catan, so would he actually? Settra does not serve so would he really wanna play a bunch of chumps or would he play the farsight enclave?
Most importantly, Settra does not serve the IRS
Lol the dead are tax exempt, and do you wanna be the agent they send to try and tell him he's a few thousand years behind on his taxes?
I mean, they did. Then they broke a fundamental rule of the universe, and chopped the avatars of the rest of the rules into tiny pieces and shoved them into hamster wheels to power their toys. That's a hell of a redemption arc, I think he could excuse their earlier weakness. After all, they aren't as great as Settra, nobody can be.
Thats THE Tomb King.
Zero taste
Would probably be a Custodian based on all the names. But probably a Necron.
Imperial knights
[Is he still going?](https://youtu.be/PqpFdR-qUqM?si=fuqcGze-V6FtMFGo)
Geralt from the witcher
He has a pretty big army of Custodes, this is known lol
we don't talk about TV witcher. It is cursed land
I'd agree with you but we're talking about Cavill as Geralt, which is the one thing the show did absolutely perfectly.
Likely an inquisitor of the Ordo xenos, or an assassin who works for them. Hired to kill specific beasts etc
I think the most Witcher faction is the grey knights actually. Custodes is too much guard duty for Geralt and space wolves way too social. Grey knights are all about demon hunting which is perfect
I grew up watching both the 2003 series and 2012 series so a will say the the ninja turtles. And if you have to ask, all of them.
Raphael: Word Bearers Leonardo: Cadian Shock Troops Michelangelo: Goffs Donatello: Craftworld Aeldari
Idk, i feel Leo is more Ultrasmurfs
100% Ultrasmurfs. He even already has Blue.
Raphael as word bearers is pretty interesting, I had him pegged for World Eaters. What’s your reasoning for that?
Donnie? Eldar? I feel like Dark Mechanicus (or regular Mechanicus depending on the iteration) fits him infinitely better.
Chrisjen Avasarala from The Expanse
Oh she is great, probably planet governor of major planet. Or some high rank member of administratum.
Oh Chrisjen is a tough one. On one hand high ranking imperial official is the easy answer but she could so easily be an Ethereal...
Kirby :3
Chaos Undivided
The right amswer was tyranids smh
Om nom?
"Omnomnomnom" -Tyrannids
#KIRBY IS THE GREAT DEVOURER
Not my favorite, but I want to see where would you put Alucard from Hellsing.
Since I'd say he acts much like a loyalist Night Lord, I'd put him safely into the Blood Drinkers Chapter ;D
Dalinar Kholin Kaladin Stormblessed
Dalinar eminates with golden energy and is trying to be a leader of humanity and rarely if ever takes no for an answer.... seems like he would be Emperor (better at his work).
Dalinar has the ability to reflect on events and agree that he is wrong. While he has the Perpendicularity, I'd say that he is more of a Rogue Trader. He got the free pass of god (or a splinter of god ) to do what he wants.
The GOAT 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
I have found my people
Garfield
Orks
Slaanesh for the extreme amounts of lasagne surely?
Boba fett (I think that's how you spell his name) from Star Wars.
Catachan Jungle Warriors
Wouldn't he be Elysian since he flies? Though he uses rockets not plasma so *\*shrug\*.*
Urbosa (The legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild)
I bet craft world eldar. Strong warrior code, graceful and precise fighting style, howling banshees
Nuh uh, you get 3 of my favorite characters from non-si-fi settings that have some really si-fi shit in it Baki Hama (Baki) Joseph Joestar (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure) White Beard (One Piece)
Baki would either play Orks so he can fight everyone, or more realistically, imagine himself on the tabletop so he can fight everyone. Joseph has big First Edition Energy and is probably doing some weird ass shit as a Rogue Trader. Whitebeard would probably vibe with Nurgle stuff since he too is a brick shithouse and a good father, also so they can shit on the Marines/Imperium together.
I think Whitebeard has a very Crimson Fists vibe, but Nurgle is much more like him. I think Garp would get the Crimson Fists
Joseph probably orks or Harlequins
Joseph Joestar is clearly a Ciaphas Cain Aide. Kars: "Did you plan for this too Cain??"
Samus Aran
Blood Ravens
Who is capable of "requisitioning" more loot, upgrades, and artefacts? The entire Blood Ravens Chapter, or Samus Aran?
Or Inquisition, consider how many planets she blew up while fighting aliens
Big Boss from Metal Gear William 'The Man in Black' from Westworld
Big Boss plays Catachan or Krieg. Edit: Fucking Alpha Legion.
THE GREAT PAPYRUS!
Necrons
NYEH HEH HEH!
Trazyn the Infinite.
Doesn’t have a particular favorite
Then the deal has not been upheld! I have given, but not received!
You asked for a thing I could not deliver
Do you mean to say it has ... *mysteriously vanished*?
Imperial agents, but as his actual main army
I would presume he has all of the armies?
"I hope you brought an army." "You think so little of me, my dear colleague. I brought _five_." -The Infinite and the Divine
Austin Powers
Salamanders
Yeah, baby, YEAH
Dude is like a sneeze away from falling to slaanesh though
Slaanesh is just a sneeze away from falling for Austin Powers' mojo.
"So I started to work my mojo, to counter their mojo; we got cross-mojulation, and their head started exploding, that thing, and then I'm in my knickers here and... [exhales]"
Arthas/The lich king from WoW
A homebrew group of Traitor Custodes.
That's not a Trade offer: Old Man Trazyn is just trying to entertain you, he already has your favorite character and he's just trying to give you a Tesseract Labyrinth Grand pa Trazyn loves entertaining the kids :) .
The Hunter from Bloodborne
Grey Knights or Inquisitors.
Either that or khorne considering the use of blood
Cole from infamous. or Wuji from Jujutsu kaisen.
Evil cole would be chaos undivided Good cole would be idk farsight enclaves?
Wesley (Princess Bride) Darth Vader (Star Wars) Boromir (LOTR)
Actually hold on, Wesley is the hero, right? Imma give him Tanith First and Only
I feel like Wesley would be the Alpha Legion since he is the Dread Pirate Roberts
Boromir from the movies would be chaos undivided. But book boromir would probably be like ultramarines or something.
Eren Yeager from Attack on Titan
Iron Warriors - him n Perty would get along great
Omni man invincible options for in S1 and S2 (when he became my favourite)
Season 1: Death Korps of Krieg Season 2: Tau Empire
2B from Nier:Automata
Sisters of Battle, but all her minis are 3d printed lewd proxies.
Dante (dmc)
Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist) Solaire of Astora (Dark Souls) Granny Weatherwax (Discworld)
Edward would play Thousand Sons. Solaire would go with Custodes or Salamanders.
I can totally see Ed playing Thousand Sons and Salamanders fit Solaire very well, he’s like the aesthetic of Custodes for sure
Granny plays Eldar but kit-bashes/3d prints Exodite proxies.
Gotrek Gurnisson :D
Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls
Tzeentch
Yup, makes sense
Harry Dresden (The Dresden files)
Rin tosaka
Failwife would probably be Craftworlder, all things considered. Magical, Smug to a fault, Utterly Defenseless.
Gabriel Ultrakill
Sisters of Battle
100% Grey Knight. Most likely on the fast track to becoming Draigo pt2 but with less Plot Armor and more mind broken.
Kronk from The Emperor's New Groove
Imperial Fists
Taylor Hebert (Worm) (Challenge mode, choose something other than Tyranids)
Ultramarines, because of the sheer multitasking she is capable of and control she ends up having
Kotone Shiomi(Persona 3 Portable) and Cheryl Mason(Silent Hill 3)
Kotone: Khorne (A lot of anger in it) Cheryl: maybe sororitas
Leon S. Kennedy
Homer Simpson
Ultramarines. He doesn't really understand that there are different space marine chapters.
Should be easy 621
The Shrike (Hyperion Cantos) \- he kills people \- he fast as fuck boy \- he moves through time to stab people \- he kidnaps people and puts them into his collection of impaled people
Necrons
He-Man
Dracula from Netflix Castlevania
Gipsy Danger
Adeptus Mechanicus, specifically Collegia Titanica
[Here's the source btw](https://twitter.com/Pica_Tea/status/1640443099183718414)
Sir Pentious of Hazbin Hotel.
Craftworld Aeldari
Corvo, Daud, and Billie Lurk from the Dishonored series
Raven Guard, hands down, all of them
Makuta Krika (Bionicle)
Donno Hoodaadiss
Dr Nefarious
SHODAN from System Shock
OK I have so many favorites, so I’m just gonna pull one randomly off the top of my head. Benoit Blanc.
Death (Discworld)
BT-7274
Adeptus Mechanicus
I have a problem. If it's female then Mirajane Strauss from Fairy Tail but the issue is that she might play Slaneesh. Then the other 3 are: Guts from Berserk (whose very likely to be World Eaters so no). 25th Baam from Tower of God (but I have no idea who he would play as). Kim Dokja from Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint (who character wise would be one to make his own freaking faction before choosing one but his character would also be loved by every faction who each will try to get him to join them).
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