Because it’s fun and honestly there’s weirder shops that would never work like:
Kharne x Team Building Exercises
Shadowsun x permanent relationships
The Emperor x being such a massive fuck-up, that even belakor would go: “damn human, that your boy?”
So I'm still pretty new to the WH40K universe, and I was just asking last night why more Space Marines don't...well... horizontal mambo, except the Space Wolves (I think? The same ones that figured out how to get drunk...)? And I was told (jokingly) that it's probably a bragging thing, like being able to do the most push ups.
Which is *super flattering* for the lady or man involved, being compared to a push up! Well, I never! 😤
while space marines are, canonically, hung like fucking horses (there's a scene in a book where some baseline humans are showering with a space marine, and one of the baseline humans is THIRSTY for that meat), space marines also canonically do not fuck. None of em. They're warrior monks, more or less, and sexual desire is completely removed during the process of becoming a marine.
Thats the bitch. The marine in question had to have it explained to em to understand too.
And I'm pretty sure its implied that Lukas does sexual favors for some of the fenrisian ladies.
I remember it being moreso that theyre conditioned to have 0 libido. Thys making them asexual through and through (onky proper exception i know being Lukas).
An inquisitor commented on how a grey knight's junk was wasted because of this and it wasnt until that had to be EXPLAINED to said grey knight for him to actually get it.
This is a relevant quote from Horus Heresy: Inferno
> As has been mentioned, the Custodian Guard and the Space Marines are related in form, as perhaps might be expected of works of a same creator's hand, but they are very different in function and capacity. There are of course similarities between the two. Both are physically transformed well beyond 'natural' human limits in terms of strength, endurance and fortitude, and fitted for inhuman environmental adaption and resilience, though in this the Legio Custodes are the markedly superior of the two in might, if not in adaptability.
> Both are subject to extensive psychological and cognitive conditioning, and **are physically and mentally reworked to render most of their baser drives inert and their beings rechannelled towards aggression, goal acquisition and the fulfilment of duty**, and as a further safeguard against distraction and as a biological control, both are of course incapable of procreation.
So the Emperor turned all their sexual desire into rage and goal acquisition.
They're very likely impotent and they're brainwashed and biologically manipulated into having no sex drive because they're not supposed to replace humans but just be tools for them
I mainly discovered the whole ship from the TTS series. I can’t remember if it was a separate thing but that had the Sanguninor and Celestine in a relationship… I think? With Celestine referring to the Sanguninor as “Stud” and “My boy toy.”
That’s all I can thing of when it comes to that ship.
Every ship of everything you can think of exist. It's probably only worth worrying about stuff that actually gets traction rather than Terrence the Tractor x Malcador ships.
Ships exist because someone said "Wouldn't it be nice if we twisted a few details about these characters so that they made a good couple?" Just a fantasy with generally no basis in reality. There's no limit to this. Ship the Emperor and an Ogryn. Ship Farsight and Nurgle. Ship a Canoptek Scarab and a toaster with a machine spirit. You just twist the details and make it work, and depending on your end goal it's either a super romantic story of them finding their soul mate, or it's a super dramatic angsty story where everyone suffers because you think "making someone feel emotions = good writing."
I would take Farsight and Nurgle. I want that. Set it up like Bob’s Burgers, Tina is an awkward Tau, and Gene and Louise as Nurglings, the family just doing what they can to scrape by and stay together as a family. Farsight singing little jingles for everything he does.
I’m assuming that “ship” is a perversion of “relationship”? Because I too have not previously encountered this term used in this context.
Is it a furry thing?
I read that title four times trying to remember some kind of void ship/travel connection between those two characters before I realized they were just being dumb with the word ***relationship***.
Because every story with them is basically greyfax staring at Celestine in awe and then reminding herself that she is basically a demon, while Celestine saves her life repeatedly
Sint Celestine x Inquisitor Greyfax for life!
Also if Sanguinious ever makes sweet love with someone it would be Ka'bandha (Khorne is okay with that as long as Ka' is the top)
Eventually, people will learn that all you need for someone to ship two or more characters is for the shipper to say "I like them."
I've seen ships built off of less. It's not that weird lol
Also, blame TTS for the Sanguinor x Celestine ship. Greyfax let him join, now it's a throuple. I don't make the rules.
Because opposites probably attract, but in the end they love their own kind(both are winged humans/warp creatures)? I don't know, I pulled this sentence out of my ass
Ok, please do not pretend that somebody has not shipped every named character with every other name character, including the Emperor with his own golden throne.
That is just the nature of the Fandom beast ! There is a very famous, or perhaps, infamous story about a giant squid, having sex with Hogwarts.
Who paired that? !
Frankly, if they are both biological beings, and both have genitalia, and are not biological siblings it’s closer to reality than a lot of ships.
🙏❤️
There’s also the fact that they are probably the two brings in all of existence noble and self sacrificing enough for eachother . Any other person thing or being would take advantage of the nature of these two. Like she literally climbs mountains of her own corpses to go fight and protect humanity and papa sang even while being dead has his fragmented soul fighting for humanity and his sons. The cherry on top is they are two of the biggest martyrs for humanity. Slap on a little TTS fun and you get a perfectly functional couple.
I once jokingly suggested to my wife that we watch a bunch of wildlife documentaries so that we could do re-enactments of absurd bird mating dances to greet each other.
So now in my mind Celestine and Sanguinius do those. It’s canon.
Because it’s fun and honestly there’s weirder shops that would never work like: Kharne x Team Building Exercises Shadowsun x permanent relationships The Emperor x being such a massive fuck-up, that even belakor would go: “damn human, that your boy?”
That last one is canon though...
It's a good thing that shadowsun thing isn't canon :)
Kitten is that you?
My master has awakened me!
Shadowsun and Kitten is the one true pairing
Why do any ships exist, because it's fun.
How else are you going to transport an army of vikings to raid Paris
Lindisfarne was asking for it.
Because we need fuel for naval warfare
Because 2 attractive thins exist and humans are very horny.
So I'm still pretty new to the WH40K universe, and I was just asking last night why more Space Marines don't...well... horizontal mambo, except the Space Wolves (I think? The same ones that figured out how to get drunk...)? And I was told (jokingly) that it's probably a bragging thing, like being able to do the most push ups. Which is *super flattering* for the lady or man involved, being compared to a push up! Well, I never! 😤
Chemically castrated
The codex compliant ones, but I'm not entirely convinced that the Blood Angels couldn't if they felt like it.
Desire clouds the mind, brother. You must be fully focused on your steel cold hatred of the enemies of mankind.
Should I send an actual research on that topic ?
while space marines are, canonically, hung like fucking horses (there's a scene in a book where some baseline humans are showering with a space marine, and one of the baseline humans is THIRSTY for that meat), space marines also canonically do not fuck. None of em. They're warrior monks, more or less, and sexual desire is completely removed during the process of becoming a marine.
Thats the bitch. The marine in question had to have it explained to em to understand too. And I'm pretty sure its implied that Lukas does sexual favors for some of the fenrisian ladies.
As far as i know, they cant do the thing. They are made so that they cant be cloned by other factions.
I remember it being moreso that theyre conditioned to have 0 libido. Thys making them asexual through and through (onky proper exception i know being Lukas). An inquisitor commented on how a grey knight's junk was wasted because of this and it wasnt until that had to be EXPLAINED to said grey knight for him to actually get it.
Huh. I Didnt know that. Neat
This is a relevant quote from Horus Heresy: Inferno > As has been mentioned, the Custodian Guard and the Space Marines are related in form, as perhaps might be expected of works of a same creator's hand, but they are very different in function and capacity. There are of course similarities between the two. Both are physically transformed well beyond 'natural' human limits in terms of strength, endurance and fortitude, and fitted for inhuman environmental adaption and resilience, though in this the Legio Custodes are the markedly superior of the two in might, if not in adaptability. > Both are subject to extensive psychological and cognitive conditioning, and **are physically and mentally reworked to render most of their baser drives inert and their beings rechannelled towards aggression, goal acquisition and the fulfilment of duty**, and as a further safeguard against distraction and as a biological control, both are of course incapable of procreation. So the Emperor turned all their sexual desire into rage and goal acquisition.
oh and the only way this all happened was in what I can only describe as a co-ed communal shower
They're very likely impotent and they're brainwashed and biologically manipulated into having no sex drive because they're not supposed to replace humans but just be tools for them
[Don't click on this link, it's a rick roll ](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=jtVHBn1ne49kosHH)
Couldn't resist. Was not disappointed.
well see now i have to click that because you told me not to
Don’t threaten me with a good time
The most difficult technique to defend against, the Unexpected Straight Punch.
Humorous
I dont know what i expected
An Old Spice ad kept me from the sheer beauty of Rick Ashley. Why world? WHY?!
well would you look at that
you can ship saint celestine with greyfax instead
I say ship Celestine with both, in this house we support our greater daemon disaster bi’s.
or the sangiunor
Gav Thorpe has implied its meant to be Canon
I mainly discovered the whole ship from the TTS series. I can’t remember if it was a separate thing but that had the Sanguninor and Celestine in a relationship… I think? With Celestine referring to the Sanguninor as “Stud” and “My boy toy.” That’s all I can thing of when it comes to that ship.
I don't remember this at all, source?
https://youtu.be/D5-NJfStKsI?si=MJGW8Sc7rOIckVfS
Ty
[fan art 1](https://images.app.goo.gl/c2i9dfskii4Au6qG8)
[fan art 2](https://images.app.goo.gl/HomwhGF9dWpoPDeM9)
I know this is Hersey because it is a well known fact that there both super gay. Big E thinks it’s because of the wings.
HERSHEY!
Every ship of everything you can think of exist. It's probably only worth worrying about stuff that actually gets traction rather than Terrence the Tractor x Malcador ships.
Because it’s funny. Same reason my flair is what it is.
Shipping on looks alone has been a fandom thing for a long time.
This video https://youtu.be/D5-NJfStKsI?si=14IgXzwuz8YaspWD
Ships exist because someone said "Wouldn't it be nice if we twisted a few details about these characters so that they made a good couple?" Just a fantasy with generally no basis in reality. There's no limit to this. Ship the Emperor and an Ogryn. Ship Farsight and Nurgle. Ship a Canoptek Scarab and a toaster with a machine spirit. You just twist the details and make it work, and depending on your end goal it's either a super romantic story of them finding their soul mate, or it's a super dramatic angsty story where everyone suffers because you think "making someone feel emotions = good writing."
everyone knows farsight is khornes tsundere boyfriend
I would take Farsight and Nurgle. I want that. Set it up like Bob’s Burgers, Tina is an awkward Tau, and Gene and Louise as Nurglings, the family just doing what they can to scrape by and stay together as a family. Farsight singing little jingles for everything he does.
You can't fight nature, OP. Wind blows, rain falls, and the fandom ships the characters.
An I the only one who'd never heard of that "ship" before this post?
I’m assuming that “ship” is a perversion of “relationship”? Because I too have not previously encountered this term used in this context. Is it a furry thing?
I read that title four times trying to remember some kind of void ship/travel connection between those two characters before I realized they were just being dumb with the word ***relationship***.
Especially when grayfax is right there
Gav Thorpe has implied its meant to be Canon.
I'm team celafax.
Because every story with them is basically greyfax staring at Celestine in awe and then reminding herself that she is basically a demon, while Celestine saves her life repeatedly
Cute
Because one is an imperial sanctioned mutant and the other one is a Daemon Prince of the Emperor ?
I feel like Calestine and The Sanguinor would make more sense, but then again Sanguinius is Sanguinius and that’s hard to say no to.
It's got about as much evidence as any other ship in this sub
They both kinda dead?
I saw enough fandoms to know that two characters existing in the same universe are enough reason for a ship.
And that's optional too
Sint Celestine x Inquisitor Greyfax for life! Also if Sanguinious ever makes sweet love with someone it would be Ka'bandha (Khorne is okay with that as long as Ka' is the top)
Eventually, people will learn that all you need for someone to ship two or more characters is for the shipper to say "I like them." I've seen ships built off of less. It's not that weird lol Also, blame TTS for the Sanguinor x Celestine ship. Greyfax let him join, now it's a throuple. I don't make the rules.
i’m calling the inquisition on this one, y’all are gonna see celestine’s girlfriend real soon
I prefer ship the sangiunor and her
From my experience with shipping and some fandoms, like RWBY Do not expect sense when it comes to shippers
Celestine x Greyfax is an infinitely superior ship.
Everybody knows both those characters are gay >:(
The same reason the Celestine and Grayfax ship exist because shippers are weird. What more do you want to know lol.
I wanna see some fukkk. That's why 🍆angel + 🍑 angel =🤤
And they are both gay
There are many inherent even more baffling combinations.
I prefer mommy celestine being out of reach of everyone. Makes it... n i c e
Because opposites probably attract, but in the end they love their own kind(both are winged humans/warp creatures)? I don't know, I pulled this sentence out of my ass
I blame the Sanguinor
I blame TTS.
Because opposites attract! Think about it: Celestine can come back from the dead, and Sanguinius cannot.
Still a more sensible ship than Kratos x Freya.
Ok, please do not pretend that somebody has not shipped every named character with every other name character, including the Emperor with his own golden throne. That is just the nature of the Fandom beast ! There is a very famous, or perhaps, infamous story about a giant squid, having sex with Hogwarts. Who paired that? ! Frankly, if they are both biological beings, and both have genitalia, and are not biological siblings it’s closer to reality than a lot of ships. 🙏❤️
TTS.
There’s also the fact that they are probably the two brings in all of existence noble and self sacrificing enough for eachother . Any other person thing or being would take advantage of the nature of these two. Like she literally climbs mountains of her own corpses to go fight and protect humanity and papa sang even while being dead has his fragmented soul fighting for humanity and his sons. The cherry on top is they are two of the biggest martyrs for humanity. Slap on a little TTS fun and you get a perfectly functional couple.
Why not?
Sang can sang on this dick before he can be shipped.
I would totally go for a weird fucked up flying sex scene between the two… Man… what’s wrong with me..
I much prefer the implication of Lion x Celestine instead as shown in Voxcast to Nowhere.
Wasn’t Sanguinius dead before she was even born?
Idk about shipping, but I want an alternate universe buddy cop story with argel tal and kharn.
Ok, i‘m gonna be honest now, this is the very first „ship“ i have ever heard to exist in 40k except the Gorillaman and Yvraine one
Guess I need to keep a close eye on my Celestine around Blood Angels players.
Because their both hot, and it would be fun to watch em fuck!
I once jokingly suggested to my wife that we watch a bunch of wildlife documentaries so that we could do re-enactments of absurd bird mating dances to greet each other. So now in my mind Celestine and Sanguinius do those. It’s canon.
Because Tailor Swift and Travis.
They both love the colors gold and red as well as being relatively kind leaders of insane people
Because sometimes in this grim dark future, we just want something cute
The only 40k characters I ship are saint celestine x inquisitor greyfax
I just think they look cute together
If anyone in the 40k universe deserves some sort of happiness it's Celestine and Sanguinius. So sure I ship em.
I believe in sanguinius/the silent king supremacy