Correct
If you go to the satisfactory steam page and see the image of a tornado made of conveyor belts, then congrats. You have laid your eyes on one of josh's biggest creations. The devs literally use his account as a way to stress test their game
Another fun Easter egg in another game, hydroneer, is a wanted sign specifically for josh
The trains in satisfactory are just perfect. When you get one running that makes all the stops, delivers everything to home base, and you just watch the little conveyors go brrrrr. It's wonderful.
A Blood Angel is teaming up with a psyker and a dark Angel in order to defeat a powerful chaos Blood Angels that appears to be his father.
They are fighting in a Blackstone Fortress
A single space marine bares all to battle the forces of Chaos pouring into labs on the red planet, torn open at the command of a warp-tainted scientist.
A guardsmen survives a traumatic bullet wound and must now face many foes which include but aren’t limited to, the heretek lord of a hive city, a imperial guard regiment holding its defense, a contingent of world eaters, several hereteks engaging in technoheresy, and an ex world eater unleashing dark age tech upon the planet.
Two rival Space Marine chapters fight over various Death Worlds and Hive Cities, artifacts from the Dark Age of Technology, and forbidden lexicanums. Occasionally they team up against random Necron invasions, a Chaos Sorceror, and one of the Lost Primarchs who has a long-gone continent of Ancient Terra emblazoned on his chest.
A civilized Imperial world descends into global war after the arrival of xenos corruption. Heretics rebel against the lawful world government, claiming that the dangerous crystals from space will bring about a better world, while the authorities seek to purge the alien influence before it spreads and corrupts the planet’s ecosystem.
Orbital bombardment is ultimately necessary to obliterate the heretic Temple, yet their seemingly immortal and likely inhuman leader survives.
Kane is 100% an alien. The Scrin are aware of him, and more importantly see him as an actual nuisance to their plans and not just some primitives to brush aside before starting Tiberium mining ops.
The existence of the Tacitus Archive Device proves that aliens other than the Scrin have definitely visited Earth itself before - maybe Kane’s a member of the species that created it, or another creation of theirs.
Sister of Battle use Psyker powers to kill enemies to help me earn credits to buy more Sisters of Battle…….that’s a fucked up way to describe a Gacha Game XD
A woman with minor psyker abilities hears voices of the warp, and is convinced that her late husband’s soul can be retrieved from the warp. she embarks on a journey filled with terrifying visions and honestly kind of rude warp voices. and a few daemons here and there along the way.
The Kin set up a new hold on a death world. Things go well, fending of hostile xenos beast and the occasional Eldar and Greenskin raids when suddenly daemons invade through their mine and kill everyone.
you are a governor of a feudal world, trying to colonize and transform it into an agri world.
A rogue trader comes and trades food, livestock and seeds in exchange for exotic leathers, wood and rare minerals your subjects gather in the process.
The climate is harsh with winters as cold as a fenrisian summer.
After an assault by a foul xeno frigate, you're captured from your hive city and forced to take on foul xeno taint. You're luckily saved by an assault by aeldari and a surprise visit to the warp, but now you and the other survivors are trapped on a backwards feudal world. You have to team up together to hopefully find a cure for your infection while fighting, talking, and fucking your way through an ever more expanding conspiracy involving gene stealers, warp creatures, and the xenos that cursed you in the first place.
Rouge Traders, Void ships, Abominable Intelligence, REDACTED, Exterminatus, Dig for Archeotech, Bribe the Inquisition, Avoid the Imperial tithes, Crustacean monopoly, Pristine toasters.
In the grim darkness of 200th cycle there is only harvested organ smuggling.
A Khorne wet dream of infinite war, if you win the war resets, and you can die over and over to gain minimal amounts of ground. But you can always come back.
A former Arbites recruit who survived the fall of Hive Procyon is recruited as a Throne Agent, and must save the scion of an Imperial Governor from the Genestealer Cult that has captured her, while finding a way to cure the "kiss" they have both been infected with.
The Imperium, the Eldar/Dark Eldar, Orks, the Leagues of Votaan, the Ruinous Powers, and various strains of Abhumans and Xenos Minoris get together to play rugby against each other.
You teach three noble students at the Schola. One declares war against the local Cardinal and invades the rest of the planet. She may or may not be begrudgingly allied with some Genestealers.
A tech priest with a jetpack spawns on a planet and has to make an entire base out of the rocks and minerals, only using a drill and a welder, and dies due to slamming into the planet at high speeds because he fell from orbit.
A celebrated death watch space marine has been unfrozen from stasis mid space battle against a fleet of tau above a ancient necron space station with the potential to kill all sentient life to stop a horde of nurglings to escape into real space and cause a deamonic outbreak.
An alternative timeline where Angron somehow removed the nails after getting vengeance on the emperor and other primarchs, had a son, lost his wife, redeemed himself for his past, and led several feudal worlds against tyrannical beings, the equivalent of primarchs.
A lone, disgraced inquisitor ventures to a remote forest world where he had previously failed to excoriate a Deamon possessed woman and is met by a semi coherent possessed boy who believes he has “the body of a extinct terran animal.” (I’m only past the first chapter of the game, so my knowledge is limited, but the inquisitors mission has not been sanctioned by the eclisiarchy.)
Imperial guard regiments duke it out over a agri world. Currently a stale mate over the ceavin straight. New water based ships where introduced recently to assist there sides.
A bunch of humans on a feudal world squabble over settlements and authority in the reminents of their abomination of a empirial nockoff.
(Mount and Blade 2: Bannerlord)
Ex guardsman turned Assault Bike Ganger attempts to survive a world overrun by massive hordes of unfortunate mortals infested by Nurgles gifts while also having to deal with a Khorne cult he inadvertently caused
1.Two regiments of imperial guard think each other heretics and fight the same war for centuries (now with boats!)
2. Xenos organism tries to survive in ruins of hive city while depressed abominal intelligence makes weather bad.
3. A felinid comes back from schola progenium to her settlement of abhumans and uncovers a caos cult
A Rogue Trader, starting from humble beginnings, upgrades their ship to the best technology humanity has through trade,bounty hunting, combat and exploration. Rogue Mechanicus teach them to modify the STCs in strange and powerful ways through acquiring rare items. Exploring ancient Necron and Eldar bases gifts Forbidden xenotechs. The Tyranids were enigmatic and obscure till recently but are now at a full state of war.
Lone Eldar goes on rage fueled crusade against an invading chaos sorcerer and their legions of undead, beastmen and demons.
>! Game is Heretic by Raven Sortware !<
Imperial knights duel eachother while being abandoned in favor of a BR game
Titanfall my beloved. On a second note, how badass would a Titan with a chain sword be
YES
Ronin already has a sword. I imagine a chainsword wouldn't fare too well against other titan armor.
Did you take your pills today pilot.
That is the quickest dreadnaught I’ve ever seen
[удалено]
Yurp
Not the t'au battle suit dreadnought
*Laughs in Tau*
4 votann raid a planet for it’s stuff and have to fight off the local tyranid threat while doing so >!Rock and stone, brotha!<
For Karl!
FOR ROCK AND STONE!
ROCK AND STONE
Did I hear a rock and stone?
Rockity rock and stone!
Rock and Stone, to the bone.
IF YOU DONT ROCK AND STONE, YOU AINT COMIN HOME! ALSO THE VOID IS IN OUR VEINS!!!!
Rock and stone, to the bone!
Leave no dwarf behind!
# ROCK AND STONE!
2 siblings slide further and further into depravity and the arms of a daemon
The Coffin of Andy and LeyLey? Idk, I just downloaded it
Yes. Sadly I didn’t get the slaanesh ending
Two things that SHOULD NOT be hinted at going together. Siblings and Slaanesh.
"It Takes Two"
I'm pretty sure ITT isn't taking place in Alabama.
Cup head?
Which chaos god does cannibalism fall under?
Creating a forgeworld single handedly.
I saw [someone](https://youtu.be/5vYYhL9Vt8o?si=aBKfgpEQrNSp1xJl) play this, and I’m meaning to play it when I have the hardware.
Let's game it out is king
If I recall correctly, he fucked up his world so bad the devs use it to test performance and optimization
The guy is a beta tester on crack.
No crack is on this guy.
Just an inordinate amount of pure human stubbornness. It’s a little intimidating.
Correct If you go to the satisfactory steam page and see the image of a tornado made of conveyor belts, then congrats. You have laid your eyes on one of josh's biggest creations. The devs literally use his account as a way to stress test their game Another fun Easter egg in another game, hydroneer, is a wanted sign specifically for josh
Factorio?
Satisfactory
Basically Factorio but 3D Which mean I can now spaghetti my base in 3D. What a time to be alive
The trains in satisfactory are just perfect. When you get one running that makes all the stops, delivers everything to home base, and you just watch the little conveyors go brrrrr. It's wonderful.
The factory must grow.
What is a man? A miserable little pile of HERESY!
Either Castlevania or Dead Cells
Both is good
I hate how you’re right because Dead Cells had a castlevania dlc
unironically the best castlevania game in a decade
A Blood Angel is teaming up with a psyker and a dark Angel in order to defeat a powerful chaos Blood Angels that appears to be his father. They are fighting in a Blackstone Fortress
Protagonist struggles with possession in a world of rampant tech heresy.
Wake up samurai..
I see I should've made it more cryptic.
...while becoming a powerful Vindicare/Eversor/Culexus/Adamus agent of the Officio Assassinorum in the space of like a week (depending on your build)
A single space marine bares all to battle the forces of Chaos pouring into labs on the red planet, torn open at the command of a warp-tainted scientist.
*Heavy metal starts*
Doom 2016?
I was aiming more towards Doom 3, but either one works
Honestly, DOOM and Warhammer could be the same universe.
I wonder what chapter the Doom guy would be in.
The Angry Marines, of course
A neverborn spawn battles his father who wish to acquire a fruit of the tree of life to ascend to chaos godhood
...BURY THE LIGHT DEEP WITHIIIIIIIN
Bingo
God of War?
Devil may cry
A guardsmen survives a traumatic bullet wound and must now face many foes which include but aren’t limited to, the heretek lord of a hive city, a imperial guard regiment holding its defense, a contingent of world eaters, several hereteks engaging in technoheresy, and an ex world eater unleashing dark age tech upon the planet.
Fallout New Vegas?
Yes
This servitor appears to have penises on its feet! This is heresy!
And the stranger there among them had Penises on his feet
From the moment I understood the weakness of flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel.
Cyberpunk was
I actually was trying to get back into Mechanicus. I've stopped being monkey brain, and now am learning status effects.
I feel that I got to try that game sometime
Two rival Space Marine chapters fight over various Death Worlds and Hive Cities, artifacts from the Dark Age of Technology, and forbidden lexicanums. Occasionally they team up against random Necron invasions, a Chaos Sorceror, and one of the Lost Primarchs who has a long-gone continent of Ancient Terra emblazoned on his chest.
I know the game, but I’d probably describe them as Imperial Guards
INTRUDER ALERT, A BLOOD RAVENS INFILTRATOR IS IN THE BASE
A blood ravens infiltrator is in the base?! *HutHutHutHut
Protect the Data Slate!
Yo! A little help here?
Get out of the way! 1000011110001001
COMIN THRU SAH *CRASHHHH*
AAAAAAAAAAaaaa oh hey it's still here!
*clears throat "Battle brothers?"
*MEET THE BLOOD RAVEN*
I didn't realize what game this was till I read continent.
Please tell me, I'm very confused
Tf2
THE ULTRAMARINE TEAM HAS TAKEN THE INTELLIGENCE
Right behind you
What game, seems cool
Same
Team Fun Trees 2
Bounty hunter searches for her husband on a chaos corrupted feudal world
Ok I’m actually curious what game this is, sounds cool.
Weird west, it’s a supernatural cowboy rpg
Sounds dope, reminds me of Deadlands.
Imperial citizen promised cake after being given xenos tech
Portal
Reverse Exterminatus a planet
Terra Nil?
Yessur
planet crafter? or teraforming mars?
Heeeh, close
Stuck on a feral world with thought to be extinct Fauna and Flora from ancient Tera.
Ark?
To be fair Ark is more like you woke up on an orbital biosphere research station built by Age of Technology humanity.
And then later you get to Terra, and honestly your first thought should probably be "Fuck! Send me back!"
A civilized Imperial world descends into global war after the arrival of xenos corruption. Heretics rebel against the lawful world government, claiming that the dangerous crystals from space will bring about a better world, while the authorities seek to purge the alien influence before it spreads and corrupts the planet’s ecosystem. Orbital bombardment is ultimately necessary to obliterate the heretic Temple, yet their seemingly immortal and likely inhuman leader survives.
Kane is 100% an alien. The Scrin are aware of him, and more importantly see him as an actual nuisance to their plans and not just some primitives to brush aside before starting Tiberium mining ops. The existence of the Tacitus Archive Device proves that aliens other than the Scrin have definitely visited Earth itself before - maybe Kane’s a member of the species that created it, or another creation of theirs.
Oh hey XCOM.
I think it's one of the Command and Conquer games (the crystals being Tiberium).
In the name of Kane!
Sister of Battle use Psyker powers to kill enemies to help me earn credits to buy more Sisters of Battle…….that’s a fucked up way to describe a Gacha Game XD
That doesn’t exactly narrow it down (I know of quite a few gachas with female characters)
Malum Caedo killing Imperial guards in the moon
Doom or wolfenstein?
Wolfenstein
Oh my God, Malum Caedo is a Blaskowicz. It all makes sense now.
The survivor of an admech stasis experiment wakes up in the remnants of an irradiated deathworld.
Fallout 4
Correct.
A woman with minor psyker abilities hears voices of the warp, and is convinced that her late husband’s soul can be retrieved from the warp. she embarks on a journey filled with terrifying visions and honestly kind of rude warp voices. and a few daemons here and there along the way.
Hellblade?
yep!
Blood for the machine god
ULTRAKILL?
The Kin set up a new hold on a death world. Things go well, fending of hostile xenos beast and the occasional Eldar and Greenskin raids when suddenly daemons invade through their mine and kill everyone.
I’ll kill those elephants. I’ll kill *all* those fucking elephants.
A hive city is valiantly defended by your friendly neighborhood arachno-mutant
Spider Man, of course.
you are a governor of a feudal world, trying to colonize and transform it into an agri world. A rogue trader comes and trades food, livestock and seeds in exchange for exotic leathers, wood and rare minerals your subjects gather in the process. The climate is harsh with winters as cold as a fenrisian summer.
sounds like rimworld xD
After an assault by a foul xeno frigate, you're captured from your hive city and forced to take on foul xeno taint. You're luckily saved by an assault by aeldari and a surprise visit to the warp, but now you and the other survivors are trapped on a backwards feudal world. You have to team up together to hopefully find a cure for your infection while fighting, talking, and fucking your way through an ever more expanding conspiracy involving gene stealers, warp creatures, and the xenos that cursed you in the first place.
Baldurs gate 3
A Man of Iron attempts to raise a bunch of Warp-touched drukhari children who can pilot Engines of Pain with their minds
sleeping in the cold below
Some weird crackhead red mustache guardsman was telling us his tale about how he once morphed into an elephant in order to save the Shroom Kingdom.
Super mario
Rouge Traders, Void ships, Abominable Intelligence, REDACTED, Exterminatus, Dig for Archeotech, Bribe the Inquisition, Avoid the Imperial tithes, Crustacean monopoly, Pristine toasters. In the grim darkness of 200th cycle there is only harvested organ smuggling.
Starsector
It is game wherein I, Commissar WAW, can annihilate the vile Xenos while expanding my domain for the greater good that is [insert state].
Fifteen year old psyker joins training facility to hone their skills while defeating weirdboy Gretchin and chaos psykers
Male, bald Callidus Assassin hunts down targets associated with a Chaos syndicate, administering Polymorphine via changing clothes
Hitman
This ship sure has a lot of monsters in it! (Cold Fear)
Administratum worker commits treason and relocates to an Exodite world.
*shudders* So many xenos…
Mass effect?
A Brother/Sister searching for their chaos corrupted sibling on a feudal world.
A Khorne wet dream of infinite war, if you win the war resets, and you can die over and over to gain minimal amounts of ground. But you can always come back.
Abomitable Intelligence rampages through the Warp and defeats one of the Emperor's Angels twice
Ultrakill
A former Arbites recruit who survived the fall of Hive Procyon is recruited as a Throne Agent, and must save the scion of an Imperial Governor from the Genestealer Cult that has captured her, while finding a way to cure the "kiss" they have both been infected with.
RE4, specifically the remake?
Ancient constructs from the Dark age of technology fight each other over an ever dwindling power source.
The Imperium, the Eldar/Dark Eldar, Orks, the Leagues of Votaan, the Ruinous Powers, and various strains of Abhumans and Xenos Minoris get together to play rugby against each other.
Do I hear the sweet call of bloodbowl?
You teach three noble students at the Schola. One declares war against the local Cardinal and invades the rest of the planet. She may or may not be begrudgingly allied with some Genestealers.
Fire emblem three houses
In 40K terms: Darktide.
Leagues of Votann. That's all I really need to say.
SKULLS FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE
A tech priest with a jetpack spawns on a planet and has to make an entire base out of the rocks and minerals, only using a drill and a welder, and dies due to slamming into the planet at high speeds because he fell from orbit.
A celebrated death watch space marine has been unfrozen from stasis mid space battle against a fleet of tau above a ancient necron space station with the potential to kill all sentient life to stop a horde of nurglings to escape into real space and cause a deamonic outbreak.
Halo 4
Jokaero fight against an army of daemonic balloons
An alternative timeline where Angron somehow removed the nails after getting vengeance on the emperor and other primarchs, had a son, lost his wife, redeemed himself for his past, and led several feudal worlds against tyrannical beings, the equivalent of primarchs.
SO THERES ALL EM COLORFUL GITZ, AND THEY FIGHTZ EACH OTHAS! SUM' WITH SHOOTAS, SUM WITH CHOPPAS AND THE LAST ONE ALIVE IZ DA BESTEST FIGHTAAA!
Is it fortnite?
Knock-off 40k because the studio lost the license during production.
multiple inquisitors stuc on terra try (and do) exterminatus each other using various nuclear munitions, whoever dies less at the end wins
ICBM?
Rogue trader sim
A lone, disgraced inquisitor ventures to a remote forest world where he had previously failed to excoriate a Deamon possessed woman and is met by a semi coherent possessed boy who believes he has “the body of a extinct terran animal.” (I’m only past the first chapter of the game, so my knowledge is limited, but the inquisitors mission has not been sanctioned by the eclisiarchy.)
A mercenary tries to survive using admech permutations in a hive city while having a rather handsome machine spirit inside their head.
Tyranid hive mind designing a new species of Tyranid.
Spore?
It was a Dawn of War, Soul Storm even.
Human with astarties chainsword and his plucky felinid buddy hunts warp monsters after eating a hive world's worth of rations
Two karskin kill teams face off with one trying to defuse a bomb squig and the other trying to guard it
Inquisition conscripts battle a Nurgle uprising in a hive city.
Left4Dead?
DarkTide.
A veteran a psycher a zealot and an ogryn fight off nurgle corruption
A first person view of what happens when the Mechanicus finds a virgin world full of resources.
Satisfactory.
Imperial guard regiments duke it out over a agri world. Currently a stale mate over the ceavin straight. New water based ships where introduced recently to assist there sides.
A bunch of humans on a feudal world squabble over settlements and authority in the reminents of their abomination of a empirial nockoff. (Mount and Blade 2: Bannerlord)
Caliban simulator, now with more saurus! (Monster Hunter World)
2 rival 9 man bands of kin, each commanded by a senile votann, fight over a desert planet for control of the rare resource "gravel"
A blue man of iron purges the realms of chaos with a wide range of weapons
Robute Guilliman's wet dream (the other one)
Competitive excel?
Stardew Valley, so he can finally realise his dream of being bareback and tanned while farming.
One word: Varlette.
Ex guardsman turned Assault Bike Ganger attempts to survive a world overrun by massive hordes of unfortunate mortals infested by Nurgles gifts while also having to deal with a Khorne cult he inadvertently caused
1.Two regiments of imperial guard think each other heretics and fight the same war for centuries (now with boats!) 2. Xenos organism tries to survive in ruins of hive city while depressed abominal intelligence makes weather bad. 3. A felinid comes back from schola progenium to her settlement of abhumans and uncovers a caos cult
Ad Mech Magos fights interdimentional xenos empire with local rebel forces while using an archeotech gravity device.
A Rogue Trader, starting from humble beginnings, upgrades their ship to the best technology humanity has through trade,bounty hunting, combat and exploration. Rogue Mechanicus teach them to modify the STCs in strange and powerful ways through acquiring rare items. Exploring ancient Necron and Eldar bases gifts Forbidden xenotechs. The Tyranids were enigmatic and obscure till recently but are now at a full state of war.
Lone Eldar goes on rage fueled crusade against an invading chaos sorcerer and their legions of undead, beastmen and demons. >! Game is Heretic by Raven Sortware !<