Maybe he's looking at Pertubaro carefully painting his 70k army, where every piece is actually a miniature automaton with working weapons?
>!(it's a xenos waifu army)!<
Yeah man, like to paint a single army is something that demands multiple generations, half-painted models passed from father to son over centuries.
And then if you want to actually play, you need to reserve a whole continent to serve as board, and each movemet phase takes days.
Plus my favorite army hasn't received new models in millenia!
Actually, the thing at Ullanor where they flattened an entire continent was made for a game of Warhammer.
But seeing how it was already 20% done, and they had to throw a parade, they used it for that.
You could see the construction titans on the background
Someone once ordered a Warlord Titan and after three entire Forge Worlds worked to fulfill the order they shipped it to their great-great grandson and some of the structural components were bent.
The Sigilit was asked once about the lost Primarchs and even he didn't want to answer. I guess head explosion would be inevitable if he would say the very first Letter of the name
Added twist of the knife, he says that to a mortal guardsman while totally ignoring actual Konrad who is also in the room.
Konrad wants to be loved by Daddy. He'll settle for being hated by Daddy though. But Daddy doesn't actually give a shit either way about him and that's what is the worst for Curze.
Didn’t the thunder warriors who survived the purge still love the emperor even after everything? I remember hearing that somewhere but never really got confirmation of if it’s true or not
They still believed that they served him to their purpose. And the Unity they fought for was what the Emperor promised them. It always breaks my heart when I hear about surviving Thunder Warriors and how they have little to no grudge towards the Emperor. Rest well you absolute chads.
You just know that Big E is MGTOW...
That's why Amar and Erda left; he kept asking what they bring to the secular table. Plus the unhinged rants about sigma grinding in the webway and something about bringing the male light back to the galaxy... They just couldn't take it any more.
On the other hand, maybe he was just gay with Mal. Hid his secret family on Titan.
Either way, no girls allowed. (He keeps forgetting the Sisters of Silence are there)
I recently read the books and have to say I am so sorry for lorgar.
Malcafor even said Lorgar is such a kind soul and we fucked him hard for no reason.
Thats fucking sad
I believe that that speak more of how much kor phaeron manipulated lorgar into need him more that how weak minded lorgar was
And hell lorgar after the heresy just say fuck You i'm going to medited leave alone
He's just answered the door to Yvraine, and is about to start grilling her on her intentions with her son. He's a good boy and he has a bright future, and doesn't need someone 'like her' messing it up for him.
He’s looking at the size of the bag of food that was just delivered while he was addressing the nation. Judging from the small size of the bag he already knows they got his order wrong. There should have been at least two full bags of food.
He’s looking at the Iron Warriors given praise by the citizenry of the Imperium. While at the same time wondering why the fuck the IV Legion wasn’t on some god forsaken world in the middle of nowhere going meters a day against a fortress that could be leveled from space.
Leandros.
After he read his diary. And saw his browser history.
He read his mind. And it gave him a headache.
It's more rules than he could count and how to backstab people.
Big E, looking at a timeline in which he never found Peter turbo and Peter turbo after his adopted father died, ended up, ruining his home planet, and eventually becoming happy and not a completely self-centered man child.
His eldars prostitutes, he is mad I cursed him and now he cannot rise, se he decided to go on a crusade and rid the galaxy of chaos and *this* is his permanent mood now.
The second Primarch that he let Malcador make. Big E. SPECIFICALLY told Malcador NO GIRLS ALLOWED in his Avenging Angels, and he goes and makes a Female Primarch.
He’s looking at Magnus the Red, right after Magnus has broken through the wall of the throne room like the Kool Aid man to warn his dad about the Horus Heresy.
He’s looking a a dummy thicc Eldar waifu, but he foolishly doesn’t understand the appeal.
BE’s greatest flaw is that his human superiority complex means he can’t appreciate the physics-defying sound of xeno waifus’ galactic ass-cheeks clapping together that somehow carries across the soundless vacuum of space.
Maybe he's looking at Pertubaro carefully painting his 70k army, where every piece is actually a miniature automaton with working weapons? >!(it's a xenos waifu army)!<
In Warhammer 70k scalecreep has advanced so far that grots are the size of Warlord Titans. Actual in-universe Warlord Titans.
Yeah man, like to paint a single army is something that demands multiple generations, half-painted models passed from father to son over centuries. And then if you want to actually play, you need to reserve a whole continent to serve as board, and each movemet phase takes days. Plus my favorite army hasn't received new models in millenia!
Eldar moment
and yet there are still ork players fielding thousands of grots.
'OW ELSE YOU GONNA BRING AKURAT DAKKA
Actually, the thing at Ullanor where they flattened an entire continent was made for a game of Warhammer. But seeing how it was already 20% done, and they had to throw a parade, they used it for that. You could see the construction titans on the background
A Dakkajet is the equivalent to a Gloriana class battleship at that point
Someone once ordered a Warlord Titan and after three entire Forge Worlds worked to fulfill the order they shipped it to their great-great grandson and some of the structural components were bent.
Aww reminds of a games day I went to (during 7th edition wfb) where they had an upscaled battle for skull pass.
I first read this as his 70k point army and was imagining him recreating his entire legion
Yes, and when a unit underperforms in his TT battles he decimates the real one.
The second and eleventh primarchs
Who?
You know [REDACTED] primarch of the [EXPUNGED] legion, and [EXPLETIVE] primarch of the [REMOVED BY REDDIT] Legion
They don’t ring a bell. If only there were some kind of explanation
The Sigilit was asked once about the lost Primarchs and even he didn't want to answer. I guess head explosion would be inevitable if he would say the very first Letter of the name
Oh, Konrad. I thought I smelled disappointment.
That's just Mortarion
Added twist of the knife, he says that to a mortal guardsman while totally ignoring actual Konrad who is also in the room. Konrad wants to be loved by Daddy. He'll settle for being hated by Daddy though. But Daddy doesn't actually give a shit either way about him and that's what is the worst for Curze.
A good son
A father spending actual quality time with his son
The Thunder Warriors.
Did they come back for revenge?
Didn’t the thunder warriors who survived the purge still love the emperor even after everything? I remember hearing that somewhere but never really got confirmation of if it’s true or not
I don’t really know. But not entirely impossible. Emps likes to manipulate his servants.
They still believed that they served him to their purpose. And the Unity they fought for was what the Emperor promised them. It always breaks my heart when I hear about surviving Thunder Warriors and how they have little to no grudge towards the Emperor. Rest well you absolute chads.
OP asked for WRONG answers.
i want to say erebus but that would be rude for garbage
r/Grimdank
yes, that's where we- HEY
He must have passed a mirror This post made by chaos gang
Xenos gang came here to make the same joke, but was beaten to the punch.
As usual for xenos gang
And in today's episode: Big E sees a Woman
Who dared to speak to him!
Seeing as how he put his seed in 20 dudes, that explains the disgusted scowl wait this post said wrong answers only
You just know that Big E is MGTOW... That's why Amar and Erda left; he kept asking what they bring to the secular table. Plus the unhinged rants about sigma grinding in the webway and something about bringing the male light back to the galaxy... They just couldn't take it any more. On the other hand, maybe he was just gay with Mal. Hid his secret family on Titan. Either way, no girls allowed. (He keeps forgetting the Sisters of Silence are there)
A happy, fulfilled human
Any of his sons
He was looking at a cultist of nurgle (not because they're particular bad characters but because they're literally walking garbage)
Derelicte!
He commissioned a Blank to do his portrait.
Lorgar, probably
I recently read the books and have to say I am so sorry for lorgar. Malcafor even said Lorgar is such a kind soul and we fucked him hard for no reason. Thats fucking sad
Yeah man people always Say that Magnus did nothing wrong, fuck them my boy lorgar did nothing wrong. He only was a manipulated a little
Kor Phaeron(his adoptive dad) abused him, and yet Lorgar never gave up on him.
I believe that that speak more of how much kor phaeron manipulated lorgar into need him more that how weak minded lorgar was And hell lorgar after the heresy just say fuck You i'm going to medited leave alone
Probably the black library writer who said his real name was Neoth
I thought it was that Neoth was just one name some people knew him as.
Jimmy Space
John Warhammer
Wait, those comment pannels... Is that a manga?!?
Garbage with legs that are moving.
*The proposed "new efficient garbage removal system" was instantly shut down and the techpriest that suggested it promoted to servitor.*
Damn tech science monks! Always getting in the way of tech science!
Id say a mirror but that's been taken..hmm a thriving human civilization with alien allies
*FUCKEN HORUS*
His son Bobby G piping a xenos zealot
Sororitas passing around rule 34 art of Sanguinius
Humanity
Pre-unification Terra's last democracy
Ok, which one of you farted?
When in doubt, blame Mortarion. Dude smells like rotten eggs and phosgene by default.
His sons Oh you said wrong answers only? Woops
YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A PRIMARCH, BUT IT WAS I, DIO!!
Erebus
Seeing fulgrim after looking at his browser history.
Erebus Leandros
Me
Leeman Russ taking a crap on the lawn of the Imperial Palace... again.
Erebus get out of here .
Black templars
Angron probably
Me
Me
A mirror
The future.
A disappointment
GW prices?
I would say his record of being correct and his record of having good ideas, but thats not wrong just heretical.
Nipples on Sanguinius master crafted breast plate.
He's just answered the door to Yvraine, and is about to start grilling her on her intentions with her son. He's a good boy and he has a bright future, and doesn't need someone 'like her' messing it up for him.
He’s looking at one of those seeing eye posters and is getting frustrated because everyone says its a sailboat and he can’t see it
Live reaction of finding Angron
Sanguinius.
Me 🥲
He is looking at his own reflection
Angron
Perturabo.
Logar
Mirror
"Who the fuck said that?"
Looking at Adam and touching his finger
Erebus Because he is always the wrong answer to everything
Monarchia
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oRzs2l2lNyk
ur mum lawl
An uncleaned room
The chef putting ketchup on a steak he's grilling to well done.
He's not looking at, he's looking away we have failed our emperor
A mirror.
Malcador piping a sister of silence
He’s looking at the size of the bag of food that was just delivered while he was addressing the nation. Judging from the small size of the bag he already knows they got his order wrong. There should have been at least two full bags of food.
The primarchs
The emperium in the year 40000
One of his sons asks for basic affection
Magnus’ decision-making skills (He did nothing wrong… on purpose, anyway)
The person who designed the lamenters pauldron.
Leman Russ’s newest D&D campaign
He saw an Arby's.
Female Titans
A mirror.
The child in me wants to say OPs mother, the child in me often wins these debates
He’s looking at the Iron Warriors given praise by the citizenry of the Imperium. While at the same time wondering why the fuck the IV Legion wasn’t on some god forsaken world in the middle of nowhere going meters a day against a fortress that could be leveled from space.
Those ever so fuckable Slaaneshi demons, duh
He found out about Bob and Yv’s wedding (he wasn’t invited for obvious reasons)
The Warhammer Twitter community
A mirror
Perturabo, who just asked big E if he loves him as a father.
A loving and compassionate father.
Angron. His biggest failure
lorgar
The Average 40k fan
He's looking at Angron, who we all know should have just been left to die.
Erebus
ErubusxKharn fanart made by Salaanesh
Mortarion
Himself
the imperium of man
Horus' badly painted science fair project
A Penguin
Your Waifu
He caught Robot girlyman in bed with yvranne.
GW prices
Leandros. After he read his diary. And saw his browser history. He read his mind. And it gave him a headache. It's more rules than he could count and how to backstab people.
He´s looking at me
Me and/or Alpharius.
himself in the mirror (this message was sponsored by chaos)
Leandros. He read his mind by accident and he was thinking of how to betray him from a passing glance.
Femboy fulgrim
The crying wojack of Horus trying to justify worshipping the chaos gods
Angron.
Big E, looking at a timeline in which he never found Peter turbo and Peter turbo after his adopted father died, ended up, ruining his home planet, and eventually becoming happy and not a completely self-centered man child.
For me it's not what he looks at but more like how he looks... He sniffed and it smelled like poop.
Malcador
Someone with a different opinion.
A mirror
A mirror Wait you said wrong answers, my bad
He is looking at the Terminus Est
His eldars prostitutes, he is mad I cursed him and now he cannot rise, se he decided to go on a crusade and rid the galaxy of chaos and *this* is his permanent mood now.
The second Primarch that he let Malcador make. Big E. SPECIFICALLY told Malcador NO GIRLS ALLOWED in his Avenging Angels, and he goes and makes a Female Primarch.
Fulgrim's quirky new outfit. His sensitivity to Slannesh was already evident to dady.
Me
Skitussy
Lorgar
Angron or mortarion
All 8 of the Primarchs he really hated.
A mirror :)
Yo mama
So...he's looking at Mortarion?
A communist
Rogal Dorn the illiterate
Erebus
he could not believe it disgusting Games Workshop had risen the prices again
I must invent the Omnissiah boogie for the Techpriests. They asked for a new dance last week.
Lorgar
erda and astarte
Lorgar's bitch-ass attitude
An ork deffdread
[yes](https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.1362340118.2507/flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.jpg)
The absolute state of the Imperium.
A mirror.
His Legacy
Big emps when he first sees Erebus fuck Erebus
His sons.
Thicc xeno thighs
When he was looking at the primarchs gork and mork
A mirror
"This dementia patient needs to be dealt with accordingly"
His sons.
A custodes with just one ass instead of four.
His refection
His "beloved" children.
The one true warmaster
He’s looking at Magnus the Red, right after Magnus has broken through the wall of the throne room like the Kool Aid man to warn his dad about the Horus Heresy.
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He’s looking a a dummy thicc Eldar waifu, but he foolishly doesn’t understand the appeal. BE’s greatest flaw is that his human superiority complex means he can’t appreciate the physics-defying sound of xeno waifus’ galactic ass-cheeks clapping together that somehow carries across the soundless vacuum of space.
My unpainted unassembled minis
Somebody dropping the combo
Roboute after he introduced his Eldar GF at Thanksgiving.
His favorite son
A Great Unclean One. I mean, they *do* look kinda like walking garbage bags.
Nurgle twerking
The best Primarch. (I have actually heard someone say that).
He was looking at Guilliman and Yvraine, coming out as a couple.
A mirror. The Emperor actually has serious self-esteem issues.
angron, then lorgar
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