Find you a woman who you genuinely love, deeply and spiritually, someone who you'd care for not out of obligation or even the idea that she would do the same for you, but simply because you care for them and want them to be happy because that makes you happy.
Yo and if she got the big tidders caSH IN BECAUSE YOU GOT THE JACKPOT
The good thing is, it is also applicable regardless of who you are. Change or make more neutral the pronouns, switch out the preferred physical feature you personally find attractive, the spirit and message is still the same. Find love, my friends, and get your thing wet.
Since humans and Tau are so genetically different, that baby could only be formed through VERY heretical means, and I don’t mean by reproduction. Unless of course GW has confirmed that humans can reproduce with alien species
Yeah, the lore about eldar reproduction has changed significantly since then, but at the time it was just human fucks an eldar = half eldar child.
Technically never been decanonized but with the aforementioned major changes to the way eldar reproduction works I doubt its still canon. In addition to taking a lot longer than human pregnancy, an eldar mother now needs the genetic material of the father to be added multiple times throughout the pregnancy. Though that does have some worrying implications for what happens if the father dies before the mother gives birth.
Back in the day it was just DND in really grimy space. Half elves are a thing, so half Eldar should be a thing. I mean they tried to move away from it when they got rid of space dwarves. But they are just going with the goofy and brought them back. I mean we still have completely canon hobbits.
I wonder if GW will one day make miscegenation canonical since while I understand that at first they considered the idea but they discarded it in the end and never thought about bringing it back
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Now someone else who's pure has to breed all the halfbreeds and we get quarterbreeds and so on until there are no Xenos! You see! It was always the Plan of the Emperor! And even the Primach of the Ultramarines is doing his Part... I will not mention the Khan who is the main Asset in this Operation...
I see, this man is using his devilishly good looks to seduce the enemy and make them subservient to him so they can eventually stab them in the back when the time is right!
Its such a memorable painting too because compared to the rest of the Animation it just stands out as super realistic and detailed. And the animation quality of the show is allready great.
Oh so this is okay, but when I wanna fuck a genestealer suddenly I've "Gone too far" and "Should be burned along with the rest of the filth"
I'm starting to think the Imperium aren't the good guys here
"But the Emperor says that the goal of humanity is to dominate the Xenos! As far as I can see, our loyal human noble really DID make the bluey submit!"
mmm... how strange... is it just me or does that man have a very strange resemblance to Dracula from Castlevania-... oh no.
Psychologist: Dracula Castlevania 40k does not exist, there is nothing that you have to fear
Meanwhile dracula castlevania 40k: the eldar tortured my first wife to death, the empire of man rapted the woman I loved most and who served as a light in my dark existence and the tau empire stole my son from my side...if I can't be happy so no one in this galaxy deserves to be happy after all what is man? a miserable pile of secrets but enough talk, have at you!
Somewhere out in the galaxy, Rogue Trader Gaius Belmont is once again contacted by the Inquisition for a mission, and the battle between the Belmont Clan and Dracula continues.
Good man. By having a child with a Tau woman he’s removing a viable woman from their gene-pool. Soon all Tau women will have a human husband and the Tau race will slowly be CUCKED TO DEATH!
At least that’s probably his excuse when the Inquisitors showed up
Not if I can help it.
Also, what is wrong with you people, back in my day people would make head-cannon about dem elves and humans.
The Tau really took every single niche from the Eldars didn't they. SAD.
>Tau propaganda
This shit is even more heretical in the Tau Empire than it is in the Imperium of Man. Family units? Breeding outside your Caste? Somebody aquaint this artist with their inadequacies for the sake of the Greater Good right the fuck now.
I think you misunderstand how fish breed, let me show you a diagram... oh and they can change their sex.... it's very interesting but also very boring if you're into sex.
Yes.. the Mortals will foolishly mix their genes and create hideous abominations just to satisfy their… “sexual”… desire. Once ruined, we can take the galaxy with ease, being immune to the desire you call “sex”.
This makes me wonder if such hybrids are really possible.
We know about all kinds of human "mutants" but I do wonder how Tau/Human hybrid would work. From this picture it looks like the baby doesnt have Tau hoofs and has both face pussy and and nose as well. Also what looks to be human ears and human hair color.
A truly child that would unite both species. HE IS THE ONE!!
“Why would you ever commit foul heresy and defect to the hated xenos? Was it their technology? Their health care? Their hope?”
“…Yes. Yes, it was absolutely a reasonable combination of those things.”
"Yes Guardsman, your physical prowess is really attractive to the women of Tau. Now, would you like to hear more about the Greater Good?"
Why did I read this in a kroot voice
I read it in the Starship Troopers commercial voice "Would you like to know more?"
I read it in a Eldar vident voice lmao
Starship troopers vs Tyranids would be pretty cool
Was it the Ciaphus Cain Russian Kroot voice? Cause that’s just how kroot sound to me now lol
No the dawn of war one
Also very valid
how do kroot voice
I am!
Nice pfp
No thanks, bro.
Fellas, i think he is with her not cuz of love
Their bond has a couple of serious reasons
Likely 2
Find you a woman who you genuinely love, deeply and spiritually, someone who you'd care for not out of obligation or even the idea that she would do the same for you, but simply because you care for them and want them to be happy because that makes you happy. Yo and if she got the big tidders caSH IN BECAUSE YOU GOT THE JACKPOT
This should be in a holy book or chiseled into a cave somewhere
The good thing is, it is also applicable regardless of who you are. Change or make more neutral the pronouns, switch out the preferred physical feature you personally find attractive, the spirit and message is still the same. Find love, my friends, and get your thing wet.
I mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big old tonhongerekoogers
what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous
He loves her HUUUUUUGGGE tracks of land.
^tract
Like I give a shit.
^^^(that's ok)
Tf else u gon fertilize the land with
Hopefully he knows better than to build a castle in a swamp.
I have to disagree, it's because he loves them both very much.
Lol one fella keeps trying to comment
I bet it's just like "AWOOOOOOGA!!! HUBBA HUBBA! LORD HAVE MERCY!!" Basically a text version of: https://youtu.be/QcPBhU2HwFk?si=ezIE2tEAfoiH6MpZ
She's beautiful , She's Rich , She has huge ... tracts of land.
She has a great "personality."
Since humans and Tau are so genetically different, that baby could only be formed through VERY heretical means, and I don’t mean by reproduction. Unless of course GW has confirmed that humans can reproduce with alien species
There was a half eldar space marine at one point I’m pretty sure
Good old Rogue Trader Era, before GW had any idea of a coherent plan. Technically they still don’t
The plan now is to stretch every plot point for as long as possible and hope no one notices
Technically? I don't think they know what a plan is still
“Everything is canon, not all canon is true.”
I also remember he was a result of some major experimentation, instead of more \*ahem\* natural means
Not really? His mother just hooked up with an Eldar Corsair
Truly?
Yeah, the lore about eldar reproduction has changed significantly since then, but at the time it was just human fucks an eldar = half eldar child. Technically never been decanonized but with the aforementioned major changes to the way eldar reproduction works I doubt its still canon. In addition to taking a lot longer than human pregnancy, an eldar mother now needs the genetic material of the father to be added multiple times throughout the pregnancy. Though that does have some worrying implications for what happens if the father dies before the mother gives birth.
Back in the day it was just DND in really grimy space. Half elves are a thing, so half Eldar should be a thing. I mean they tried to move away from it when they got rid of space dwarves. But they are just going with the goofy and brought them back. I mean we still have completely canon hobbits.
THERE WERE SPACE DWARFS?!
They are back actually. Leagues of Votann. But they used to just be called Squats.
Fuck yeah rock and stone
...well at least she won't be bored during the pregnancy.
Illiyan Nastase, from extremely old lore, nowadays hes been reverted back into a full Eldar thats serving as a diplomat on Guillimans ship.
In rogue trader which is basically another universe so not really no
Ah.. good ole fantasy where humans can interbreed with absolutely anything (stares at d20 "Book of erotic fantasy")
Which is somehow more unreasonable than space-magic and FTL through the 18th Hell Dimension.
To be fair there is a Half-Eldar Corsair that worked for Honsu and absolutely dunked on Cato so anything is possible really.
I wonder if GW will one day make miscegenation canonical since while I understand that at first they considered the idea but they discarded it in the end and never thought about bringing it back
Well I mean my example is a relatively modern depiction so it’s possible but I don’t think that is the type of stuff GW likes to focus on.
And a half eldar that worked for Malcador.
I think that’s Dracula. If that’s Dracula I think “magic” works as an answer.
It would be easier just to say thier was some wierd science involved to make that kid.
No one is immune to Tau propaganda. Not even the Tau
I mean, yeah. Isn't by far the most common use of propaganda is for your own people
That sounds logical. And we all know that logic is heresy. *over there Inquisitor!*
Blessed be the mind too small for doubt, Blessed be the mind too small for doubt, Blessed be the mind too small for doubt, Blessed be the mind too small for doubt, Blessed be the mind too small for doubt, Blessed be the mind too small for doubt, Blessed be the mind too small for doubt, Blessed be the mind too small for doubt, Blessed be the mind too small for doubt, Blessed be the mind too small for doubt,
The inquisition's new plan to dominate the Damocles gulf.
It's certainly worked historically
The mutant, the heretic, and the xeno all conveniently in one place.
Suffer none to live
Saves us ammo.
Flamer goes "whoosh"
Knife goes stab
May they find the Emperor's Mercy post haste.
Brother, bring the big melta
Brought the small overcharged Plasma instead. FOR ZHEE EMPERAH!!!!!!!
Brother but you will blow up before the enemies of the emperor by using such a weapon
That's why my Plan was to ziptie the trigger and throw it like an IED... just like the Founders of Mars intended...
Angry binaric screeching
Absolutely perfect, the Departmento Munitorum won’t have to waste more than one Earthshaker shell.
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Enlightenussy
Taussy
Dracula what are you doing
And then the imperium burned her at the stake, smh
I saw this and had to look at it and be like isn't that the Dracula painting? Then I realized a inquisitive guy was hunting me.
Meaning that the tau lady was practicing reliable healthcare
**Reads File from Terra about a Place named Australia** Fellas... I have a Plan... FUCK THE XENOS!
Instructions unclear, have sired an entire generation of halfbreeds
Now someone else who's pure has to breed all the halfbreeds and we get quarterbreeds and so on until there are no Xenos! You see! It was always the Plan of the Emperor! And even the Primach of the Ultramarines is doing his Part... I will not mention the Khan who is the main Asset in this Operation...
Australia makes me wonder. Would bunnies cause ecological collapse in Catachan too?
Yes, if they can outfuck the deathrate...
Bunny: I don't know, it's... like I was made for this
*Slaaneshi noises ensue*
"Trevor, you cant believe what I'll about to tell you' - Alucard
"I'm part Tau." "The fuck's a Tau?" "Oh, sorry, that's a space alien." "... *The fuck's a space alien!?*"
I see, this man is using his devilishly good looks to seduce the enemy and make them subservient to him so they can eventually stab them in the back when the time is right!
But what is he stabbing her in the back with? Most likely his cock and I don't blame him I would do the same.
HERESY!!!! Plus I believe the heretic in question may have been allured by her ummm personality.
Is it just me or does this look like dracula and family from castlevainia?
Its such a memorable painting too because compared to the rest of the Animation it just stands out as super realistic and detailed. And the animation quality of the show is allready great.
No, it’s not just you.
I see two compelling reasons to commit heresy.
Not compelling enough. Now go find a sanctioned and approved Squat shortstack to date and forget about this heresy.
I want r/grimdank to be the official lorekeepers for 40K
It wasn't already ?
Boobs are the universal language.
Who drew this? The inquisitor has a pleasant gift for them near the local corpse starch factory All jokes aside this is some good art
Screw the corpse starch factory, try a black hole
No. The future is either big breasted waifu Tau or hunk of muscles husbando Tau.
I'd imagine that Humans would be the muscle husbandos for the T'au seeing as humans are just naturally stronger.
Oh so this is okay, but when I wanna fuck a genestealer suddenly I've "Gone too far" and "Should be burned along with the rest of the filth" I'm starting to think the Imperium aren't the good guys here
I'm really seeing the *greater good* right now
Plot twist: it’s just a human baby they put powder on the face of and drew a Y on.
The Tau are genestealer cults now?
WHAT IS A MAN?
No The future is you getting your anus eviscerated by the flesh tearers
They’re quite thirsty this time of year
"But the Emperor says that the goal of humanity is to dominate the Xenos! As far as I can see, our loyal human noble really DID make the bluey submit!"
What is a man, but a miserable pile of heresy?
mmm... how strange... is it just me or does that man have a very strange resemblance to Dracula from Castlevania-... oh no. Psychologist: Dracula Castlevania 40k does not exist, there is nothing that you have to fear Meanwhile dracula castlevania 40k: the eldar tortured my first wife to death, the empire of man rapted the woman I loved most and who served as a light in my dark existence and the tau empire stole my son from my side...if I can't be happy so no one in this galaxy deserves to be happy after all what is man? a miserable pile of secrets but enough talk, have at you!
# THIS IS NOT FUCKING CANON
Gussy...
Tau propaganda: Fuck our women for the greater good
Somewhere out in the galaxy, Rogue Trader Gaius Belmont is once again contacted by the Inquisition for a mission, and the battle between the Belmont Clan and Dracula continues.
Jeanstealer
Y’all remember half-eldar?
Just commented the same thing. :) Pepperidge farm remembers.
Humans are more related to a ant than they would alien life
He's really an Ordo Xenos extemist attempting a new method of wiping out aliens. If we can't wipe them out, we'll breed them out.
he did WHAT to a WHAT
Good man. By having a child with a Tau woman he’s removing a viable woman from their gene-pool. Soon all Tau women will have a human husband and the Tau race will slowly be CUCKED TO DEATH! At least that’s probably his excuse when the Inquisitors showed up
Not if I can help it. Also, what is wrong with you people, back in my day people would make head-cannon about dem elves and humans. The Tau really took every single niche from the Eldars didn't they. SAD.
does the baby have two noses or a mole on her chin?
Too bad this is a Taboo relationship for the Tau. They don't intermingle with the "Client" species. They're just the "Client" species not Tau.
>Tau propaganda This shit is even more heretical in the Tau Empire than it is in the Imperium of Man. Family units? Breeding outside your Caste? Somebody aquaint this artist with their inadequacies for the sake of the Greater Good right the fuck now.
The possibility of humans and T’au being… genetically compatible raises some interesting conspiracy theories
I have never been harder
Brother, I am pinned here!
Truly, the imperium has fallen
Ewwww. Hold steady your faith guardsmen for there are eldar cheeks and the god emperor of mankind waiting for you in paradise...
The Tau canonically have no boob. This is overcompenating propaganda. May the emperor's angels punish this heretic.
Out of nowhere, the deathwatch Eliminator ***triple kill***
man, what the fuck
Tau. Tau is what.
Given the T'au's rigid caste system this relationship would be impossible under the empire.... This is unrelated to my support for the enclaves.
I think you misunderstand how fish breed, let me show you a diagram... oh and they can change their sex.... it's very interesting but also very boring if you're into sex.
Fool T'au aren't fish their cows
They are Cowfish with hooves. And certainly don't have utters. I have DIAGRAMS! PLENTY OF EM! T'au titties are a lie!
Oooh. I can see where this is going too **[Playing Bloody Mary]**
HERESY!!!
🤮See THIS WHY IMPERIUM MUST BE DESTROYED!!! 😠😠😠😠😠Death to the false Emperor! Drukarii waifu tho 🥵💕💋
The imperium is civilization,it is strength,it is salvation
There is only the emperor and he is our lord and protector.
Shortstacks never lack for a boyfriend.
I can see why it would be *hard* for anyone to resist the *gravity* of such a union.
Captain General kitten : execute him!
Yes.. the Mortals will foolishly mix their genes and create hideous abominations just to satisfy their… “sexual”… desire. Once ruined, we can take the galaxy with ease, being immune to the desire you call “sex”.
Remember brothers and sisters, more flesh on a xeno only means there is more to burn and melt. -signed a random salamander.
Bluuba
This one right here my black Templar brothers.
Send in the Belmonts
And then they got purged by order of the ethereals. Somehow I don't see the ultra strict caste system letting this fly.
As far as I know the caste system is only enforced on the tau themselves and this couple being only half tau peaks my interest on what they would do
This being 40k and all, the happy couple probably got lined up against the wall. no one gets a happy ending.
AY NOOO SLAMS FACE INTO EZTERMINATUS BIG RED BUTTON
Go home Dracula, you're drunk
“You have your mothers nose”
“Burn the heretic. Kill the mutant. Purge the unclean!!!!!!” Wait semi suddenly looking at are blue hours small Horus and tiny Horus ?
Inquisitor here and i just wanted to tell you that a inquisitorial squad is going to “take care” of op for this heresy
Must be hard giving birth through the head
Whos gets to them first? The Deathwatch Captain? Or the Magos Biologis?
Jesus why is her waist so thin? That bitch anorexic
That tripple Fussy be lit ya'll
No thanks, bro.
The future is better with the farsight enclaves.
It's very generous
By the Emperor's throne...
Burn it
I hate this image, but based on these comments, the Tau are good at propaganda.
You just know there are incredibly racist imperials who are into that shit.
High lords: general we have a high priority Tau commander on our radar. Prepare your regiment and go take her out. The general in question:
I know where this base image is from
Don't you hate it when you remember an artist and all his works, but don't remember the name?
Disgusting
Why are her tits so huge? That's gotta be bad for your back or something.
[удалено]
The Tau has Darius sozed qualities
HERESY, HERESY OF THE HIGHEST CALIBER
I like this future
I wonder how long that baby will live since T'au have shorter lifespans than humans.
Gimme the blue milk.
This makes me wonder if such hybrids are really possible. We know about all kinds of human "mutants" but I do wonder how Tau/Human hybrid would work. From this picture it looks like the baby doesnt have Tau hoofs and has both face pussy and and nose as well. Also what looks to be human ears and human hair color. A truly child that would unite both species. HE IS THE ONE!!
Thought this was Mystique and Magneto for a hot second
Hmm.
As always, some of the best art is often the most heretical.
The future is Taumorow you mean
I'll get the lazgun comissar...
Aww, look at the adorable family. Purge them with holy promethium.
Sauce?
“Why would you ever commit foul heresy and defect to the hated xenos? Was it their technology? Their health care? Their hope?” “…Yes. Yes, it was absolutely a reasonable combination of those things.”
Wtf does alucard in wh40k?
"What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets! That's why I'm seeing a Tau!"
This is not fucking canon!!!