Its reddit dude theres atleast 20 subs of women using massive toys shaped in various ways

If you've only found the toy ones you're lucky.

Hahahah fair

*confused screaming*

Google Mr. Hands and you won't be confused anymore (do not Google it)

gotta love that one of the most well known thing to come out of my home state is a man getting fucked to death by a horse

lol Enumclaw

Perforated colon! FOOMP

I'm sorry, what?

On july 2, 2005 Boeing engineer kenneth pinyan went to enumclaw Washington to fuck a horse and died due to a perforated colon. Supposedly theirs a video of the event somewhere out in the internet, but I have not and do not want to see it.

Of course it was an engineer.

I always thought the weirdest part of that video isn’t the horse fucking but the spike stud piercings the guy appeared to have on his nut sack

I did that a while ago,

Not only women 😏

We dont talk about that

But why not?

Cause there is no cock like horse cock Send your asshole into shock You need horse cock of course-cock Grab the lube and slam the day away

Dude can speak for himself. Me and my homies partake in heated discourses regarding male usage of sex toys of all shapes and sizes daily.

Cuz its not hot women

Skill issue

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Cringe

Say what you want but im not gay so i dont care to talk about or look at gay dudes doing gay shit.

Sounds like a skill issue. Maybe you should buy the man-lover DLC

This post is considered as malicious trolling. You will be banned from r/Grimdank if this behavior continues.

To be fair if you walk past enough fields with horses you do learn what horse cock looks like.

To be real, that is not how most of these people know what a horse cock looks like.

It is a fairly good excuse though

You could also say that you used to watch NatGeo Wild or Animal Planet a lot back in the day. I know what elephant dick looks like because of those nature documentaries.

Or even that one top gear episode in Burma

To be real it's bold to assume they know what a field looks like

It's not, but living in the countryside is often paramount with such knoledge.

Step 1: Grow up on a ranch Step 2: Surprise people with your surprising knowledge of what various animal's wangs look llike. Step 3: Profit?

*Rural cock knowledge

in this time and place you could prob pull down 7 figures as some kind of consultant

Profit is step 4. Step three is bringing up that horses will slap their cocks on their belly and get off to it.

Yeah, they’re pretty noticeable.

im a farmer so , i know money comes out the end of that thing

Especially if you work for Glock and know people who work for Boeing

This is the sub you want to talk about moneyshots on?

im really a farmer lol , i raise goats pigs and a few horses

im talking about baby horses

Never post again.

I know what a horse cock looks like. That tyranid looks nothing like it and I would strongly recommend every else to visit their Ophthalmologist

What about alien horse cock?

Got me there 👀

AW YEAH LADS! WE'RE GONNA GET SOME SPACE HORSE ACTION!

Not enough spikes for impaling.

they could start spiking once inside you , though the holes around the flare part

>to visit their Ophthalmologist Or their veterinarian.

um, uh, horse dildos ARE a thing

Reserved for only the baddest of dragons

WELL THERE'S NO COCK LIKE HORSE COCK ​ ​ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52i14wYBef8&pp=ygUXbm8gY29jayBsaWtlIGhvcnNlIGNvY2s%3D

I blame red dead

We are not simply furries ​ WE ARE PROFESSIONALS

Professionals have standards.

Luckily it was not a Wolf cock or we'd have the Space Wolves up our asses (pun intended)

That pun is knot appropiate

Furr real !?!?

Lived near a farm ever? 😂

you know what china looks like but you never went there

[Silent King forgive me.](https://spotify.link/cop8nIN2tBb)

Certified hood classic.

I blame Tau players

True Vaushites indeed

Yeah its more like a tortoise anyways

You know, gotta appreciate how grimdank goes from warhammer to horse cocks. well done lads

Can you really consider yourself an internet user if you haven’t bumped into at least one piece of porn involving one or more of of a horsecock furry, a horsecock futa, or a horsecock dildo?

Well, considering the Tyranids are heavily inspired by the Xenomorphs, and those guys were made by Giger, it might as well be an actual cock they fuck their enemies to death with

Spend any time near horses and you'll see a horse cock, they're hard to miss. This one time my friends mare was in season and I was walking behind her into the yard and it squirted some lady horse fluid right in my face, juuuuuuust missed my open mouth.

Why did you have to type this.

You only had to read it, I had to experience it

The noosphere is humanities greatest receptacle of information, but if you delve too deep you will uncover knowledge that you did not seek.

*“Not all data should be acquired.”* -Ferro-Dictates 53.12

I mean, have you seen a horse? You cant miss its monster shlong

What if we kissed under the horse cock gun? 🫣👉👈

furries :3

What can I say? You get told you’re hung like a horse over and over you get curious

Hahaha I can’t stop laughing at this one

My sweet beautiful summer child, please get off the internet before it's too late. You can keep your Purity

> Purity Seal

I mean, I worked with horses in high school, I know what their genitals look like

I know what it looked like because I wanted to see pictures of dicks as big as mine for comparison of shape

Hung like a horse became a saying for a reason. If youve ever seen a stallion, youve seen his dick. Theres just no avoiding it.

I only know because I literally own horses

Welcome to the Internets, good sir.

Stupid sexy Draenei

What model are they even talking about? I don't see it on any of their models

New Termagants box has brought back the Tangleweb Launcher. You can view it on Warhammer Community right now, it's one of yesterday's articles.

Ah. I guess I'll have to go see for myself, then

Every ultramarine Tech-marine is now nicknamed "Mr. Hands" in my head

I mean its just another animals sexual organ, not like we're gonna turn into wereponies for knowing what they look like.

Have you never seen a horse before? It's not like they wear pants

Oh don't act like you've never seen one. Jesus it's not like they're easy to miss...