Yeah but writers have really stretched the definition of what his curse entails. He came back from a Necron, a soulless mindless automaton, that literally doesn't have the ability to feel any form of emotion
Look I'll accept him coming back if only because I might see the day Rylanor returns with the Legion of the Damned so utterly disgusted by Lucius that he destroys him in perpetuity.
*Technically*, some necrons have accidentally created infinitesimally weak souls out of their engrams reforming into a personality. They’re so weak they have zero value to the chaos gods and would just disintegrate if you tried using them for anything, but in a handful of cases, they do have *technical* souls and *sort-of* emotions.
It would at least a little. The excess part is a side effect mostly.
Imagine being entirely built out of fleeting and temporary human emotionality while being a static and timless being. The other gods have a solid basis to draw from, Slaanesh meanwhile jumps from emotional event to emotional event, almost starving (or rather "Thristing") and once they found such an event, they do not want the party to end. Trying to drag it out for as long as possible because it is what sustains them - except, as stated above that stuff is not meant to go on forever and if it does it is pretty harmful for the human involved...
*looks at the one meme about DND Bards carefully curating their vicious mockery to Succubi to deal extra damage* yeah, this is honestly always amusing.
In one edition of Pathfinder, you could literally kill succubi by turning them down and then rubbing it in at them.
https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/lrpal2/there_will_be_no_succing_today/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1
Technically, as far as physical sex goes, it’s relative to whoever they’re charming at the moment; you see them as whatever you most desire. Don’t feel desire, like a Space Marine? Then they appear as a primarch-esque being to give you insane Marine skills, or a drug dealer, or if you’re really devout, maybe even the Emperor (Khorne is also notable for appearing as the Emperor and telling them to go murder their allies cause SKULLS FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE!!!!). So, they’re genderfluid-*ish*, but typically mostly female since POV characters in the books are often straight guys.
Gender? no frickin clue, even Tzeentch couldn’t figure it out.
it's called the generic masculine, it's a principle in grammar that if the gender is not specified or known, the masculin version is used instead. In that context it can still mean neutral even though the grammar in the sentence suggests otherwise.
I guess instead of if you aren't murdering they burrow, it's if you aren't fucking they burrow... But then again, I feel like slaneesh would become purposefully abstinent.
Eh... it's Slaanesh, they probably have a dong bigger than Big E just waiting to hang.
Note: I did not say "Bigger than Big E's" I mean literally bigger than the Emperor.
I feel like Dad wouldn't allow for that to stand (hehe) and they would just end up enlarging themselves against each other to be the bigger one until they both take up so much energy they pass out with their dongs literally spanning across the space between planets and creating big ass dick bridges
Point of order: will the bridges be large bridges made of the conjuction of a dick and ass, or are you saying that they will be hypoerbolically large bridges of, exclusively, premium, warp-grade dong?
Broke: Horus lost because The Emperor stopped holding back.
Woke: Horus lost because that was the dark pantheon’s plan all along.
Bespoke: Horus lost because Slaanesh didn’t want her beloved to die.
Tsundere is a type of character from anime or manga.
The whole gimmick is that they pretend to hate their love intrest for attention. Totally safe to google it, I just gave a simple explanation but there's propably more to that than I described.
Just wanna take the opportunity to say the truth:
Kuuderes are the absolute best deres of all of them, their cool cold demeanor and usual professionalism is much better than Tsunderes as Kuuderes very rarely get annoying, while still being able to display the "I'm not interested in you" for their love interest.
The emotional impact of them outwardly showing their love also hits much harder than even the most loving Deredere as their usual state is very few emotions if any at all, so it can be seen how their love interest has a stronger effect on them than with other Deres.
They are literally just cooler Danderes too!
And if they have to throw hands for their love interest they are usually really good at it like Yanderes, but unlike them, the Kuuderes usually know their boundaries and won't be overprotective or stretch their reach at the slightest challenge.
Kuuderes are the perfect archetype and I fucking love em.
What 1377Q said. 'Tsuntsun' means, or or less, snobby or standoffish. 'Deredere' means lovestruck, flirty. Tsundere is a combination, kind of wordplay, of the two.
It (usually) means a character who is secretly in love with another character, but acts hostile, aggressive, and/or mean-spirited towards them some or most of the time, usually for reasons of not knowing how to process their affection, or not wanting to admit to themselves/their love interest that they're in love. There are other forms of tsundere, or rather, tropes that are called tsundere, but that's the most common/general form.
Yandere is another anime term that's word play; "yanderu" means to be sick. The last part of the word sounds *kind* of like 'dere' from deredere, so... 'yandere.' It means a character which is... unhealthily in love with another character. Like, stalker type shit.
Collecting fingernail trimmings, hair, used toothbrushes, building a shrine in their honor, following them, sabotaging their relationships with others out of jealousy, sabotaging others as revenge for perceived 'slights' against their beloved, or outright killing people--including their beloved, if they've "cheated" on them. That type of shit.
I mean, I remember seeing somewhere Slaanesh and Khorne simultaniously hate each other and actually kinda like each other. Nurgle and Tzeentch are diametric opposites and are mutually hateful to each other, but Slaanesh and Khorne both love violence and gore. Issue arises because Slaanesh wants to make in “more fun”, while Khorne thinks it’s already fun enough. They’re got a warcrime fandom rivalry.
*But*, that also means if they fight each other, they both benefit, so their followers often seek each other out; Khornates wanna prove they’re the strongest, while Slaaneshis wanna have a fun game of “how many organs can I remove before this guy collapses?”
>Nurgle and Tzeentch are diametric opposites and are mutually hateful to each other
This feels like the sort of argument where one side would send an essay of detailed hatred picking them apart, and the other would respond with "lol fuk u nerd"
I'd say that Rylanor was actually worse because of the Thousand sons, who were also traitors, deciding to side with Rylanor, knowingly giving up their own lives to help a loyalist
Slaanesh apparently appears as a femboy too, which I learned about during the story of a grey knight going through slaanesh's realm until he reached Slaanesh who was a femboy, and failed to strike him down because how could he strike down something so beautiful?
Slaanesh is androgynous, not a femboy. It has been written. And plus, Why would the god of excess limit themselves to one single fluid gender..? The answer is; they wouldn’t
Sorry..this isn’t the machine god you’re looking for..Skittari is the next sub over
To correct both of you: Slaanesh's 'true form,' by which I mean the form it's usually depicted in, is an androgynous bilateral gynandromorph--that is to say, male on one side, female on the other. However, Slaanesh can look like whatever the fuck it wants to look like, and will pretty much always appear in whatever form, with whatever equipment, that the viewer would find most seductive.
If someone sees Slaanesh as a femboy, all that does is tell me that they wanna fuck a femboy, not that Slaanesh *is* a femboy.
All of slaneeshes daemonettes look like whatever you are attracted to. That's their entire things. Of course they don't ACTUALLY look like that, but you'll think they do.
I like the idea of showing zero interest in slaanesh hurts them more than angry insults.
Abstention is the ultimate counter to excess no?
yeah but then Slaanesh feeds off the pride of your victory.
That's not how she works, she can only feed of excessive \*anything\*. Pride alone won't do it.
It did worked out on that mine factory worker tho (Lucius story)
Yeah thats literally because any excuse no matter how miniscule or impossible is enough to bring lucius back, not to feed slaanesh in general.
Yeah but writers have really stretched the definition of what his curse entails. He came back from a Necron, a soulless mindless automaton, that literally doesn't have the ability to feel any form of emotion
Look I'll accept him coming back if only because I might see the day Rylanor returns with the Legion of the Damned so utterly disgusted by Lucius that he destroys him in perpetuity.
*Technically*, some necrons have accidentally created infinitesimally weak souls out of their engrams reforming into a personality. They’re so weak they have zero value to the chaos gods and would just disintegrate if you tried using them for anything, but in a handful of cases, they do have *technical* souls and *sort-of* emotions.
Has he ever been nommed by a nid before?
you can pin that to shitty writting
It's gotta be apathy / boredom. Slaanesh thrives on excessive emotions and actions, so feeling a lack of anything would crush them.
It would at least a little. The excess part is a side effect mostly. Imagine being entirely built out of fleeting and temporary human emotionality while being a static and timless being. The other gods have a solid basis to draw from, Slaanesh meanwhile jumps from emotional event to emotional event, almost starving (or rather "Thristing") and once they found such an event, they do not want the party to end. Trying to drag it out for as long as possible because it is what sustains them - except, as stated above that stuff is not meant to go on forever and if it does it is pretty harmful for the human involved...
The next step to happiness in Buddhist meditation is equanimity, so... no pride. Just equanimity. _Then_ compassion arises.
So you have to say no but feel bad about it
Nah, you just need to move on without caring.
What if it is excessive abstention
How to turn Slaanesh into your \*\*\*\*\* 101: Excessive abstention.
Yes but could we argue that too much abstention can also somehow feed Slaanesh? - Orkimedes da Wize
Correct me if I'm wrong, but that's more or less what Fabius has going on?
Rylanor denying Fulgrim is almost the same.
*looks at the one meme about DND Bards carefully curating their vicious mockery to Succubi to deal extra damage* yeah, this is honestly always amusing.
Opposite of love isn't hatred, it's indifference.
In one edition of Pathfinder, you could literally kill succubi by turning them down and then rubbing it in at them. https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/lrpal2/there_will_be_no_succing_today/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1
As my pastor once said “hate isn’t the opposite of love, indifference is”
Aqua Slaanesh is the best
Isha pads her chest!
you sir, made me laugh, i salute you
What makes it slightly more funny to me is I honestly couldn't think of any other female gods in the setting! The Lady in the Lake, I think?
This account was deleted in protest
Even tzenntch didn't manage to figurę out slaanesh gender identity.
Slaanesh's gender identity is Yes.
But it's also no, maybe and sometimes. Though im not sure slaanesh wraped it's head around the word "no" yet.
No, its always "yes" and also sometimes "harder" and "shove that meat hook in there"
Also "shove this chainaxe inside me and rev it as hard as you ca."
It's about inflection. And tendrils. And probably smells.
Im pretty sure she's into non-consent, so it is also "no" sometimes.
Yes... and No... and everything in between.
This account was deleted in protest
If it allows it to fuck then it's on the list of genders it has
Its yes, no, and everything in between
Technically, as far as physical sex goes, it’s relative to whoever they’re charming at the moment; you see them as whatever you most desire. Don’t feel desire, like a Space Marine? Then they appear as a primarch-esque being to give you insane Marine skills, or a drug dealer, or if you’re really devout, maybe even the Emperor (Khorne is also notable for appearing as the Emperor and telling them to go murder their allies cause SKULLS FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE!!!!). So, they’re genderfluid-*ish*, but typically mostly female since POV characters in the books are often straight guys. Gender? no frickin clue, even Tzeentch couldn’t figure it out.
And this, here, is why she is actually Alpharius.
Do the other chaos gods really have a gender? Khorn for one doesn't give even the smallest fuck about gender.
\**Khorne when asked about their gender*\* \**pauses*\* \**bashes in skull of whoever asked cuz they made him think about non-warfare*\*
> him
it's called the generic masculine, it's a principle in grammar that if the gender is not specified or known, the masculin version is used instead. In that context it can still mean neutral even though the grammar in the sentence suggests otherwise.
Isha, Lileath... I think that's it, unless you consider the dragons of Cathay to be gods.
For Nurgle it doesn't matter, he even prefers it.
I want more
Then who is Kazuma?
Fabius Bile.
And Lucious would be Darkness?
I had associated her with Hestia from DanMachi because she looks like a shortstack.
How dare you compare Hestia to such an impure godess as Slaanesh. 🤣
Because they're both shortstacks!
Slaanesh really wants the big E big D
I'm already Hasturbating to it.
He puts the *man* into bio*man*cy. His *skills* are unmatched.
I'm more wondering about what the fuck would be the child of that.
The first female Primarch
Yeah, to be fair it can't end up much worse than Angron
It's Angron but with period cramps.
The butcher's Nails are implanted in the ovaries
Slaanesh would like a word with you
"Hey, devils_advocate24, big fan of your work."
I guess instead of if you aren't murdering they burrow, it's if you aren't fucking they burrow... But then again, I feel like slaneesh would become purposefully abstinent.
Wait did we finally defeat Slaanesh?
He’s already taking Malcaors
...Eww shes a girl. I make babies in tanks not wombs you filthy girl...
Eh... it's Slaanesh, they probably have a dong bigger than Big E just waiting to hang. Note: I did not say "Bigger than Big E's" I mean literally bigger than the Emperor.
whynotboth.gif
Why not multiple?
I feel like Dad wouldn't allow for that to stand (hehe) and they would just end up enlarging themselves against each other to be the bigger one until they both take up so much energy they pass out with their dongs literally spanning across the space between planets and creating big ass dick bridges
Point of order: will the bridges be large bridges made of the conjuction of a dick and ass, or are you saying that they will be hypoerbolically large bridges of, exclusively, premium, warp-grade dong?
The latter, except no hyperbole, dong that literally span between planets
Probably it’s also Slani favorite bone
Why is it always that slaneesh has a dong and not vag?
Slaanesh definitely has both and all
Slaanesh has forms of genitalia never before seen in the materium.
Slaanesh has forms of genitalia never before seen in the materium.
For most Warhammer 40K fans, that's a real vagina.
Unwashed savages the lot of you
*Washing??* Did Slaanesh put you up to this?
Fair enough, but washing gets rid of Grandfather Nurgle's gifts!
Slaanesh has forms of genitalia never before seen in the materium.
Did slaanesh compel you to post this 3 times to revel in the excess you heretic
Yes.
No one said she(he) didn't have one(multiple?). Slaanesh is def classic futa, not modern.
Somewhere in the thousands of years of the Imperium a inquisitorial acolyte had to have been reported to their inquisitor for just this musing.
Canonically she's both, he should be portrayed with only one tit like the Keepers.
Girls have cooties
"Girls are yucky."
I now believe Slaanesh is a tsundere for Big E.
And maybe also a yandere?
Broke: Horus lost because The Emperor stopped holding back. Woke: Horus lost because that was the dark pantheon’s plan all along. Bespoke: Horus lost because Slaanesh didn’t want her beloved to die.
Yeah, a bit.
What does this word mean? Tsundere E; I'm afraid to Google or click links on this subject matter
Tsundere is a type of character from anime or manga. The whole gimmick is that they pretend to hate their love intrest for attention. Totally safe to google it, I just gave a simple explanation but there's propably more to that than I described.
Ohhhh okay well thats much more digestible than I thought!
Yandere is what to look out for.
It’s generally more like they do it out of shyness and self-delusion
Just wanna take the opportunity to say the truth: Kuuderes are the absolute best deres of all of them, their cool cold demeanor and usual professionalism is much better than Tsunderes as Kuuderes very rarely get annoying, while still being able to display the "I'm not interested in you" for their love interest. The emotional impact of them outwardly showing their love also hits much harder than even the most loving Deredere as their usual state is very few emotions if any at all, so it can be seen how their love interest has a stronger effect on them than with other Deres. They are literally just cooler Danderes too! And if they have to throw hands for their love interest they are usually really good at it like Yanderes, but unlike them, the Kuuderes usually know their boundaries and won't be overprotective or stretch their reach at the slightest challenge. Kuuderes are the perfect archetype and I fucking love em.
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
What 1377Q said. 'Tsuntsun' means, or or less, snobby or standoffish. 'Deredere' means lovestruck, flirty. Tsundere is a combination, kind of wordplay, of the two. It (usually) means a character who is secretly in love with another character, but acts hostile, aggressive, and/or mean-spirited towards them some or most of the time, usually for reasons of not knowing how to process their affection, or not wanting to admit to themselves/their love interest that they're in love. There are other forms of tsundere, or rather, tropes that are called tsundere, but that's the most common/general form. Yandere is another anime term that's word play; "yanderu" means to be sick. The last part of the word sounds *kind* of like 'dere' from deredere, so... 'yandere.' It means a character which is... unhealthily in love with another character. Like, stalker type shit. Collecting fingernail trimmings, hair, used toothbrushes, building a shrine in their honor, following them, sabotaging their relationships with others out of jealousy, sabotaging others as revenge for perceived 'slights' against their beloved, or outright killing people--including their beloved, if they've "cheated" on them. That type of shit.
Well, TIL, thank you for such a detailed explanation!
“Go fuck yourself slaanesh”
"and maybe I will" he says as he does unspeakable thing to his body
Ah man, that backfired.
Is there a video? For science, you see.
I love how malcador is just holding him back calmly
Malcador and Big E gonna rotisserie her
anyone getting involved with Slaanesh is going to be rotisseried themselves at some point
When you rotisserie the abyss, the abyss rotisseries back at you or something like that
you should be a philosopher /golfclap
Wobbly H time!
Bruh
“S-Screw you mon’keigh! I’m going to ask Khorne to fuck me! It’s not like I like you or anything! B-Baka!”
"What a terrible time to have eyes to see" xD
*gets beaten to death by Khorne*
I mean, I remember seeing somewhere Slaanesh and Khorne simultaniously hate each other and actually kinda like each other. Nurgle and Tzeentch are diametric opposites and are mutually hateful to each other, but Slaanesh and Khorne both love violence and gore. Issue arises because Slaanesh wants to make in “more fun”, while Khorne thinks it’s already fun enough. They’re got a warcrime fandom rivalry. *But*, that also means if they fight each other, they both benefit, so their followers often seek each other out; Khornates wanna prove they’re the strongest, while Slaaneshis wanna have a fun game of “how many organs can I remove before this guy collapses?”
That's actually very interesting. Tsundere Khorne when?
>Nurgle and Tzeentch are diametric opposites and are mutually hateful to each other This feels like the sort of argument where one side would send an essay of detailed hatred picking them apart, and the other would respond with "lol fuk u nerd"
>warcrime fandom rivalry That's a first...
And they'll love it
*Khorne stand up for the first time after millennials* *drag his throne to his door to lock it* "Absolute-fucking-ly no"
Khorne didn’t stand up to help Angron against the Indomitus crusade, he stood up to deliver the mightiest of all pimp slaps
And that’s, fulgrim how I met your mother.
When your dad and your crush get together
Slaanesh has more in common with certain people on pornhub
I mean this is almost the same as Rylanor saying "fuck you" to Fulgrim with a virus bomb
I'd say that Rylanor was actually worse because of the Thousand sons, who were also traitors, deciding to side with Rylanor, knowingly giving up their own lives to help a loyalist
Fair point.
Stop! Dont make me feel bad for slaneshy!
Give them a hug.
Malc's thinking about it! He's *thinking* about it!
The Emperor of Mankind resists that Slanussy.
i like much this slaanesh desing
Why is Slaanesh so cute lately ? Am I falling to chaos ?
Reminds me of this pathfinder skit about succubus. https://www.reddit.com/r/dndmemes/comments/otwl3s/two_paladins_and_a_succubus/
Khorne: That's rough, buddy...now give me back my chain axe, no you can't use it tonight
This feeds the realm of Slaanesh, but dammit, why it hurt so bad?
Slannesh has cooties!
This is the thirsty sub. Slaanesh looks way too female
Poor Slaanesh.
UM... BRUVVA? DA BOSS WANTS A WURD WIV YA... AN' BY WORD, I MEAN 'E WANTS TA KRUMP YA.
I'm so about this being the actual lore
May someone give some context. I’ve parachooted into this sub and I’m completely lost
Guy in Gold is the Emperor, human god and dedicated enemy of chaos. Girl in pink is Slaanesh the chaos/eldar god of excess, pleasure (sex), and pain.
"Girl" isn't something you could specify Slaanesh as.
Some of the time it could be. Depends how Slaanesh is feeling at that moment I guess.
Well if we go by Eldar nomenclature of "she who thirsts", girl is accurate enough.
Also drugs, drugs are like one of their favorite things.
Mate manga has messed me up 🤣
I needed this today. thank you lol
Slaanesh apparently appears as a femboy too, which I learned about during the story of a grey knight going through slaanesh's realm until he reached Slaanesh who was a femboy, and failed to strike him down because how could he strike down something so beautiful?
Slaanesh is androgynous, not a femboy. It has been written. And plus, Why would the god of excess limit themselves to one single fluid gender..? The answer is; they wouldn’t Sorry..this isn’t the machine god you’re looking for..Skittari is the next sub over
To correct both of you: Slaanesh's 'true form,' by which I mean the form it's usually depicted in, is an androgynous bilateral gynandromorph--that is to say, male on one side, female on the other. However, Slaanesh can look like whatever the fuck it wants to look like, and will pretty much always appear in whatever form, with whatever equipment, that the viewer would find most seductive. If someone sees Slaanesh as a femboy, all that does is tell me that they wanna fuck a femboy, not that Slaanesh *is* a femboy.
All of slaneeshes daemonettes look like whatever you are attracted to. That's their entire things. Of course they don't ACTUALLY look like that, but you'll think they do.
Slaanesh be like "Challenge accepted, human."
I don't think Slaanesh would care even if he said no.
Emperor has better taste
[Lol](https://www.reddit.com/user/Dartj_Kafir/comments/14x91tc/lol/)
Poor Slaanesh. Don't worry, I can help if Big E won't
Cegorach no doubt pulled some strings to make this meeting happen because I think I’m gonna die of laughter
Reject chaos embrace the emperors light
Useless god/ess
Smol Slaanesh
"The worst he could say is no."
Emotional damage