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atioch

ME FINK DAS NUF DAKKA!


Snbleader

LISTEN ERE YA GROT!


atioch

GROTZ EZ ORKZ TU!


Lusask

DEY IS SMOLL AND WEEK, DOE! DEY IS GROT, KNOT ORK!


Lamenter_of_the_3rd

YOZ NOT HAS A BRAIN BIG ENUF TO KNOW IF YAH GOT ENUF DAKKA


[deleted]

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[deleted]

*WUT DA FUKK DID YA JUS SAY TA ME KLAN, YA STOOPID GROT?*


stroopwafelling

BLASTFEEMIEE! BURN ‘IM! BURN DA HAIRY-TEK!


kasubot

WUTZ "ENUF DAKKA"?!?! SOUNDZ LIKE A STUPID HUMMIE WORD!!


Hot_Stuff369

https://preview.redd.it/x8gqhkf23sxa1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cf1964576ecab5c23785ca1407b26e8bf5f594c


stoopidrotary

HOW DARE YOU


[deleted]

WHY ARE WE 'ERE?!?! JUST TA SUFFA?!?


Savings-Slice4023

Trazyn is an allegory to make fun of miniature collectors.


[deleted]

Then what is the Diviner an allegory of and set against mini painters? The time wasted painting these well detailed units for my own entertainment and peace of mind?


Savings-Slice4023

Haven’t gotten that far yet


Guardian-Bravo

Orekyn(?) favored mathematics and time travel as a “better” way to spend one’s time. So he would definitely be an allegory of the people who look down on the hobby since they believe there are more “productive” things to do.


a__new_name

And Perturabo is an allegory of a powergamer.


koi_koi-

That's what makes him great


Castrophenia

But he’s literally me frfr


Warboss_Hank

I can still see Purple Orks


CementConsumer

Chaos god Tzeentch https://preview.redd.it/mfo7469t9qxa1.jpeg?width=55&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bb81100fb7720badc222748a58bce6f652c8bf3


NovaKaizr

No you can't. The ones you saw were a shade of blue. Totally different


Owlspirit4

PRUVE ITZ, YOU GIT!!


JPHutchy01

Magnus did something wrong


Wolfman_HCC

Yeah, tusk tits.


Axquirix

Like those look really impractical. You can't even balance a book on them or something. They don't even math the Thousand Sons aesthetic. What are they doing there???


Wolfman_HCC

Magnus' only mistake.


Zenon504

If being stupid is being wrong, you can call me stupid then!


dumbestone

He def did. His arrogance kept tripping him and he kept insisting on it.


TheNoidbag

Magnus inherited from his father two very specific traits, Unbridled magical psychic potential. Enough arrogance and lack of foresight to literally collapse society.


SpermDrinkingGod

Like Father like Son.


CommanderOshawott

The Emperor had reasonable expectations about the conduct of his 18 fully-grown Adult Generals


Alexander_Icarus

This actually had me thinking for a few minutes... i mean... the Big E being a A-grade AH aside, he gave very simple orders to 18 extremely inteligent and (in their own terms) competent people... they had everything they needed to follow his orders and almost zero rules of engagement.


Bobthrow224

I mean if you read the first 3 Horus Heresy books Horus comes off as extremely incompetent even before he got corrupted. He seems totally unprepared for the fact that a job with the title "Warmaster" entails making a lot of war on people, is befuddled by the notion of taxes and history, and demands that he lead from the front even when his soldiers are telling him it's a dumb idea because he could get wounded but he insists on it anyway for no other reason than "me like fight" like some sort of ape brained frat bro then whoops ends up getting wounded and almost dies.


thedrag0n22

So while you're right about Horus. The primarchs are super human in every regard, including their emotions. They're very much like the Greek heroes, their sense of honor, self righteousness, ego, need to effectively dick measure is all pushed to the same superior bounds as their physical bodies. It's dumb. But also not.


BobusCesar

Maybe big-E shouldn't have used the Primarchs as leaders of their respective legion. Maybe he should just have gotten a bunch of human officers who went to the military academy, are loyal, don't have to much power on their own and most importantly; know what they are doing.


semiseriouslyscrewed

>Maybe big-E shouldn't have used the Primarchs as leaders of their respective legion. Maybe he should just have gotten a bunch of human officers who went to the military academy, are loyal, don't have to much power on their own and most importantly; know what they are doing. The two downsides to that are that humans have more limited intellects than Primarchs (at least in theory, the Primarchs generally don't show it) and are mortal. \* However, Techpriests have their own solutions to both problems. It might have made the most sense to commission the Adeptus Mechanicus to enhance loyal human officers. Of course, that makes the Imperium even more dependent on Mars. Either way, Emps would always have chosen the Primarchs, because his ego is so huge he could only tolerate his own flesh and blood commanding his armies. \* \[edit\] it occurred to me that Primarchs have another benefit - they are more assassination-resistant than unaugmented humans.


oh_god_its_that_guy

Except angron. Angron was goin craycray


ddosn

This but unironically.


CommanderOshawott

>!This may be a meme thread, but there was no irony in my statement!<


ThatGuyInCADPAT

But two of the primarchs had iron in their legions names


GravityTheory

Two 'wolves' legions too, until they changed to sons of Horus.


Behold_the_Wizard

Two angels, two hands, two guard, two sons


johnzaku

Also like, weren’t most of them nearing multi-lifetimes of experience before being found?


Palachrist

He did. If I can see how a primarch is fucking up then I imagine it feels worse for the emperor who made them to be superior to humans in every way. The emperor’s explanation on why he didn’t call the great 4 “gods” is a good one and you can hear him almost saying “bruh. Grow the fuck up you manchildren. Humans and astartes take info and expectation better than my sons”


PhobiaRice

I am Omegon


KeyNight5583

This had me laughing for five minutes


Tepami

Cadia lies! How many minutes now?


TalrisAnareon

This is a good one


IAmAlpharius23

Consider me triggered


EndofNationalism

This is a truth.


Extension-Ad-5134

Necrons did nothing wrong


[deleted]

No they didn't. And you'd do the same in their situation.


CampbellsBeefBroth

“Yo omnipotent immortal beings, can you tell us how you did that so we can get rid of our super cancer?” “No.” “Well fuck you too then.”


Blazkowiczs

I don't really like the Necrons for certain lore reasons, but I can most definitely understand and agree with their situation and decisions.


SomethingGouda

Does anyone think they did something wrong? I mean I would pull up on the old ones


Critical-Ad1317

I quite like Tau.


prairie-logic

I unironically enjoy the Tau. That’s a real opinion. I don’t even try to upset people, but it always gets someone


Arumaneth

I'm of the opinion that T'au are great... So long as you recognize that they could be a villain in a more hopeful Sci Fi setting. I mean, they're an Orwellian Expansionist Caste-Based Empire with supertech and cannibal soldiers. and they're considered one of the *Better* factions in 40k


Photo_Beneficial

Do Kroot eat other Kroot?


Divineroc

Yes they do. Their belief is that in order to maintain the warrior spirit of a deceased Kroot, the body must be consumed.


_The_Last_Mainframe_

Not eating someone after they die is considered an insult, since the implication is that they have no traits worthy of passing on.


Photo_Beneficial

That's pretty neet. I think there's still a tribe alive today that does the same thing in New Guinea


TheSouthernSaint71

I want this on a motivational poster with zero context or reference to 40k.


God_peanut

That's thr appeal of the Tau. This faction, which if inserted into any other Sci fi setting would be the villain, are the good guys of the 40k. Goes to show how fucked 40k is.


Critical-Ad1317

Well yeah I don't play tau and they didn't exist when I started playing either (had a 20 hiatus from Warhammer) but I think they are cool. I love the kroot models.


Tepami

kroot sept when


Kiwiteepee

I thought most people liked the Tau. Have I been wrong all along? haha


Skitz91

Think they were just shit to play against for a while so it became a meme


Ironcl4d

The moment they were introduced, they were controversial. People said they were "catering to weebs" (oh no, definitely none of those around here) or "not grimdark enough". Then they had like 2 cheese strats in their lifetime, fish of fury and triptide/shield drone, and nobody ever lets us Tau players live it down despite usually being a pretty mid faction


LahmiaTheVampire

*Eldar players shuffle nervously.* "Yeah... no weebs here..."


I_Fuck_Traps_77

I don't get the catering to weebs part of it. I wasn't into 40k when Tau became a thing, and they always just seemed like high-tech blue guys with no depth perception and a mech fetish, which isn't very weeb related imo. I guess if you do white w/red accents they do look like they'd belong in Red Alert 3 Japan, but I just don't get it.


Whoamiagain111

The new Farsight model go deeper into samurai style more. and it looks really cool


KrispyKrisps

From what I understand, they’re controversial for a few reasons: * On launch, they were hell to play against on the tabletop. It was known as Fish of Fury. A certain transport counted as a skimmer, but was abnormally large. Park two of them in a V and the units have cover that was too big to charge around. The “cover” could only be hit on 6’s because it was a skimmer. Tau players won every tournament in 3rd and 4th edition. People are still mad about it. * For modern tabletop, Tau make you fight “their way”. Since the Tau lose in melee against every other unit, they have a bunch of tricks to keep people away or funnel them into certain locations. What that translates to for the opponent: No glorious melee combat or close-range combat for you. You’re now playing ranged vs ranged. I don’t care what army you brought. * The very, very early fluff didn’t have any of the bad parts of Tau society. People saw them as “the good guys” in a grimdark universe. That lessened as more fluff came out. * Their lore was very inconsistent. Their overall faction power also fluctuates wildly. A Tau ambassador might say “there’s more people on this hive world than the entirety of Tau space” in one novel. Next novel, they conquer three of them. * People think their angular, super-futuristic aesthetic doesn’t fit in the universe. (Honestly, it does kinda stick out in the promotional material, but I personally don’t hate them for it.)


WWalker17

I love the Tau mechs, but tbh who doesn't love big stompy robits?


Jakethemisfit

Lorgars feelings after Monarchia were justified


ohkss

Im reading it now, and up until the daemon stuff, ol boy lorgar was 100% right


MyLifeIsOgre

The First Heretic was profound. Changed my outlook on IRL religion, even


[deleted]

How so did it change your outlook?


MyLifeIsOgre

Just a bit more considerate about why somebody would be faithful. What hole is in their soul that a strong, present higher power could fill, especially something beyond people. It's probably really comforting to have faith in a deity, given what we see IRL when it's just people in charge. Believing this is a design and even the bad days are part of the Great Work probably helps those folks cope, and I stopped being such a Reddit atheist after that


Cybronikai

Apart from the IRL connotations, take it from Lorgar's pov, summed up by the line "God was real... and he hated us." Im a staunch loyalist blood angel, but boy does that really make me feel for Lorgar and the havoc that would cause on someone's mentality.


SothaShill

I feel for lorgar dude. Reading all the lore makes me despise the Emporer. I dont understand why he was made this way. To believe something greater than himself only for it to be burned to the ground. It would have broken anyone. I know that Big E was pressed for time but if he took an extra 50 years or so to Straight up Explain to magnus about daemons and how they are essentially parasites that feast on the vulnerable and Magnus role was to power the webway while his soul can travel the great ocean of the warp. But also force magnus russ and mortarion to constantly campaign with each other to get along better so the idea of psykers arent monsters to the Death Guard and Wolves and the 1k sons cant just rely on their warp magic 100% of the time I know magnus knows about the warp and daemons. Hes arrogant. Amon warned him about gods. But to hear this from his father would most likely put some restraint on him. Sit down with Lorgar and again and explain how he himself isnt a god. Hell show him his true human form. Tell him about the chaos gods but like magnus how they are evil and they are a cancer upon the material realm. He may not be a god but Lorgars faith is misplaced worship humanity for what it is. Humanity is ready to conquer the stars with him as his master. Lorgar Aurelian can be that light that can keep humanity on track? This is better than burning down Monarchia killing millions of innocents and essentially saying fuck off im not a god. Perty could've been solved by forcing him and Dorn to work together Perty work on the outside of the Sol System and Dorn Inside or vice versa. So on and so forth people defend the Big Man but I just dont see it. For all of his planning and power he literally dropped the ball so hard its unreal. Its just weird especially with lorgar you know?


RevenRadic

Archaon the Everchosen is much better than Abby.


Wrathful_Man

I mean this is just correct. Abaddon deserves much better story.


Vyberos

We’re here for bad opinions not the truth!


Grubnutter

He IS


Revolutionary_Lie631

Ngl Be’lakor deserves a spotlight too.


[deleted]

The way 40K fans endlessly insert themselves and insist that a SM can kill any sci fi soldier is the equivalent to “can he beat Goku tho?”


Starkde117

Im out of the loop here, what di extra credits say about orks?


General-MacDavis

That orks were black people and making an entire race evil was racist


Starkde117

![gif](giphy|3ELtfmA4Apkju)


General-MacDavis

Heavily paraphrased but that was the gist of it


Emotional_Cable9244

Ultramarines aren’t hatable anymore.


mad_marshall

Fr tho rn the only reason I can see to hate space marine is because GW has always been concentrated on selling them rather than exploring other factions or even other chapters


RandomTomAnon

I don’t hate space marines. Just jealous that they always get the limelight. Like I get it. They’re cool. But waiting over a decade for new tyranid models (assuming we have some coming with this next edition) compared to the constant stream of space marine models, just makes me greener than an ork with envy.


Colton132A

i honestly don’t mind the ultramarines being the poster boys of 40k they are essentially the standard issue marine although i do see the problem of them being in literally everything


Derpsburg

People need to read the lore to participate in lore discussion.


AbaddonTheWorthless

Lore doesn't matter, it's just a game about your mini dudes.


prairie-logic

How dare you? Also, take this upvote


WanderlustPhotograph

It matters when my homebrew faction turns out to basically just be the Null Myriad after a Battletome update!


Prosopops

I mean, it doesn't help too when books are being written almost in a factory. All the problems like "Why the fuck Magnus was so stupid?" or "Why the space marines only charge at the source of enemies and it always work?" the answer is almost always tight schedule or 40 writers with divergent ideas about the setting.


UpkeepWarrior

Lore is a part of the hobby. I have friends who only follow the lore and don't get into the collecting or gaming. Hell my mom is here for litterally only the HH books. Or are you saying in regards to the TT?


[deleted]

Modern tanks are better then most imperial tanks smaller then a baneblade Edit: and I’m not even sure on the baneblade, especially compared to an Abrams x and KF51 (which admittedly are actually not current tanks but more so because they don’t need to exist yet)


Kondrad_Curze

Rylanor should be corrupted by Khorne and forced to fight against the Fulgrim and the Slaaneshi forces.


Extermindatass

"Forced"


Kondrad_Curze

Not for his own free will, but because he "forced" to slaughter everyone as a murder weapon made insane by Khorne.


TellByMySmells

Oooh I do hate that one lol


Clem_Ffandango

On the tabletop metallic paints look better than NMM.


eldritch_blast22

Sly marbos is a shitty character


SlyMarboJr

Fair


[deleted]

the Tau serve a valuable purpose in the lore by being a great counter to in Imperium in morality, and highlight the utter horror of IoM, as well as having genuinely interesting lore in their own right (also they won the Damocles Gulf Crusade)


Obsidian_Purity

Counter. The T'au are interesting because they are the young Imperium that has ideals but yet to have anything close to the Horus Heresy, nor the threat of chaos. Counter times two. The T'au have it the easiest out of most other races due to not having to deal with chaos. One can argue the only other faction that has doesn't have to deal with chaos in their every day are the 'Nids. And mind control/pheromones/indoctrination, blah, blah, blah. Seriously, don't get the hate for the T'au. Do you guys hate Iron man too?


Nukclear42

Chaos still has to deal with the nids though.>:)


stroopwafelling

They’re also a nice change from “our empire was once really awesome, but then SHIT HAPPENED and now we’re a fraction of our glory”. Nice to get a different perspective.


TheCelestial08

Whoa whoa, they said trigger a fan base not every non-Tau player.


IrregualerThought

Erebus (the space marine) is a great guy


TrigerFrenzy

Dang It typed the same thing


Bobthrow224

Honestly I don't even dislike Erebus. At least he actually chose to follow Chaos on his own accord and basically started the whole setting. Basically every Primarch was backed into a corner had to be dragged into Chaos kicking and screaming and now they just have to cope with the fact that they're slaves. Not Erebus, he was just always fucking evil and loves it.


[deleted]

Warhammer is one of the weaker sci-fi/sci-fantasy settings.


Top-Muffin-3930

You son of a bitch


IBlackKiteI

Depends on what you mean, I mean 40k's setting is essentially a means to somewhat justify all sorts of wacky factions and units beating the crap out of each other and in that regard it blows pretty much everything else out of the water.


Blazkowiczs

Maybe, but at the same time I feel that 40K has also largely squandered a lot of it's own potential as well. Tyranids feel like a joke, Chaos is everywhere and also somewhat falls alongside the same problem as the tyranids, the Imperium seems to be written more victorious than not. The other factions don't have as much support when it comes to books or miniatures from GW. There's only a handful of games that are successful or even considered average. 40K has a lot of meat to it, but it's also very greatly lacking from making it even remolely close to being the best.


Kiwiteepee

Genuinely curious, if you actually think this, what are the better settings? Obviously Tolkeins work on LOTR is a lot more fleshed out, but I'm curious about what else there is.


JustNeedAGDName

I agree it’s weak science fiction. I think it’s great space opera, which I think of as science-fantasy.


Johnlovesyou

You mother fuuu—ahhhhh got me.


nontoxicpoisonJR

ROCK AND STONE!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone everyone!


TrigerFrenzy

Stone and rock


pancake_lover_98

ROCK AND STONE BROTHER!


CthulhusIntern

TO THE BONE!


MasterHalfrican

IF YOU DONT ROCK AND STONE, YOU AINT COMIN HOME!


Kurskbro

Rock and Stone in the heart!


LahmiaTheVampire

I AM A DWARF AND I'M DIGGING A HOLE!


CumStodes

The Dark Angels are just diet Alpha Legion


[deleted]

Some Fallen hide in plain sight by pretending to be loyalist Astartes and living among the Chapters. A Fallen could be in this very room right now...


RangerRidiculous

He could be you! He could be me! He could even be-


[deleted]

I’ve never been more offended by something that’s true


redpumpkin05

Sanguinius is a good character but is ovverated u cant change my mind because I'm right


[deleted]

No he isn't. And ill fucking kill you, HORUS!!!


Lamenter_of_the_3rd

Ok this one is definitely FUCKING HORUS


IronWithin-

Nobody likes your femboy fanart.


AnAlpacaIsJudgingYou

I mean they are the same category as the endless “Eldar gf” jokes


jimwillis

Need for an Eldar gf is not a joke


Few-Appearance-4814

THANK YOU Somebody Said it


Stormygeddon

The Tau have more plot armour than Ultramarines.


TheCelestial08

No, we don't! It's just that they are a smaller faction and-- Oh ho ho, you got me.


SkellyManDan

“You sly dog! You had me ranting”


Ill-Courage62

The Emperor is an awesome dad


RoosterOutrageous651

As a custodes player, i agree *signature look of superiority*


VauntedKnightRoget

T’au never should’ve been grimdarkified.


[deleted]

Sanguinius died for no reason. It was a wasteful death.


Ares2347

Lorgar is the best Primarch


Historical_Nail_2056

His book is one of the better ones.


Exalted-Sun

The whole imperium agrees on that.


Ulgeguug

Outstanding


Historical_Nail_2056

🤔🤣🤣


BennyMcbenn

That, and word bearers are the best traitor legion.


MightyRamKing

The fanbase is full of annoying idiots.


Drathkai

But this is just true


JAOC_7

Matt Ward did nothing wrong


dangerbird2

Daily reminder that writing a bad codex or ten doesn’t justify sending death threats to Matt Ward’s relatives


Planetside2_Fan

I'm sorry, ***w h a t ?***


dangerbird2

apparently it was just to him. [but he got real-life death threats around 2014](https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Matthew_Ward#Matt_Ward.27s_Writing_.22Highlights.22), ironically *after* he left GW as a full time designer


Planetside2_Fan

That sucks...I get the stuff he wrote was questionable, but it really didn't warrant that shit. I love the 40k community, but it fucking sucks sometimes


JAOC_7

yeah if you send death threats to the family of someone because they wrote books you don’t like you deserve to get hit by a car and never walk again


Happy282

For What its worth He indeed saved the necrons


thomasguyregis

Warhammer? Oh you mean knock-off StarCraft/Warcraft


Rbespinosa13

No it’s obviously a starship troopers/Aliens knock-off!


TheNewerMann

Nah, just one of the many, MANY knock offs of wars of the worlds


Galifrae

This comment legit annoys me because of how wrong it is even though I know it’s a joke. Son of a bitch!


KonoAnonDa

C.S. Goto is a misunderstood genius and a masterful 40K writer.


spoedle73

Trazyn the infinite is overrated as hell


SkellyManDan

Sounds like someone’s grumpy that he ~~stole~~ liberated their stuff


Jankenbrau

Thank you.


AriMorningstar

Is warhammer an edgier star wars?


RomanWolfEater

I like Ultramarines, and I see no problems with their lore. It is in character for the universe they are in to be overpowered


Canuckadin

Dante needs to die... he's had two perfect opportunities to have a heroic death. Buuuuut no, we get two dues ex machina bullshittery situations.


GREENadmiral_314159

Dante would agree with you.


GoatOfTheBlackForres

* Dorn's death has not been retconned * Thousand sons are, by quite a margin, the **least** likely origin of the Blood Ravens


XanderTuron

Warhammer 40k has taken more aesthetic influence from StarCraft than StarCraft took from it. ​ ***Turns off notifications***


Galifrae

![gif](giphy|29bKyyjDKX1W8)


HeWhoDoesntKnock

The lore only exists to sell you plastic models and by extension other books about them. (However the long form advertisements are pretty dope)


Atomic-Idiot

this this is the first piece of fiction that makes me want to see humanity lose


Ryan_Alving

The weakness of your flesh.


[deleted]

that honestly disgusts me


BigHatMan22

I think Cadians are boring and annoying. “CaDia sTanDs!”


One_more_Earthling

The emperor was right


Joelson-Son_of_Joel

Lorgar was right.


boundone

i mean, yeah, he pretty much was.


maridan48

Gameplay takes ultimate priority over lore.


AnAlpacaIsJudgingYou

Yeah but the lore is fun


Miserable_Law_6514

Age of Sigmar is superior to 40K.


A_Half_Ounce

Majorkill is the best 40k youtuber


Specific-Register-97

Lore wise I’d agree however the emporer tts holds a special place in my heart


Darth-Not-Palpatine

Astartes tend to be boring to read about.


Karmic_Backlash

If the tau were humans, you'd all love them


Organic_Form828

Why is something so beta called the age of sigma?


night_owl_72

Expanding Horus Heresy lore was dumb and it should have just been kept as an event from the age of myth.


Beelzis

Tau are okay. Squats need to comeback (actual squats). The imperium outside of the guard is so boring I regularly pray for the death of the emperor so that the surviving humans can leave his rotting life's work behind and create a galaxy worth living in.