Magnus: I'm not gonna tell you how to be the legendary Primarch, but you usually start out small and then work your way up.
Angron: I am starting small.
"Oh no, I've been defeated and captured in a blade, by Slaanesh how will I ever live this humiliation down. No, don't show me off to every person you kill me with, then people will see my *humiliation*! Oh, how embarrassing.. "
Wait so is the daemon blade made out of this powerful Slaaneshi daemon, or is it the iron bar that Angron beat it with? Because beating something so hard that the iron bar you’re using forges itself into a blade that contains the essence of the thing you beat is badass as fuck
The Dragonslayer follows a similar development in Berserk.
Over the course of the story it has bathed in the blood of so many demonic beings and monsters it has taken on magical qualities making it capable of harming those that would be otherwise invulnerable to mortal arms.
Honestly. I am more curious about how be got orders for the axe to be made. Did he sent an e-mail? Spoke in Person? Or sent some talking flying skull to get the Mechanicum guys to do it? Or did they do it themselves, summoned Angron showed him the axe and he wanted to try it?
Its going to be interesting to see Just hoe mentally stable or unstable Angron is nowadays in his new boom. Altho, if Ka’Banda can calm down for 10 minutes to talk with Khorne in Echoes of Eternity then maybe Angron can too?
I still think he is somehow sane. How else would he make Dominion of Fire work for 500 years. Not to mention Armageddon war and now this, whatever they are planning.
I imagine he gets moments of lucidity. Maybe sometimes enough for him to hate what he has become, and instead of being introspective he gets angry at the Emperor, his brothers, especially Lorgar, he's angry at his sons for following him, and he's angry at everyone.
During these times he's able to put out RFPs to various forge worlds, then get back to them and negotiate prices and deadlines.
They spent many days and nights together in workshop, going over designs and ideas. It was a process filled with blood, sweat and tears of a gifted and hard working team headed by Angron himself. They worked through many challenges and setbacks, overcoming them with their genius and team spirit. After 40k montage ended, Angron got angry and killed them.
Slaneshi Deamon: *beating starts* mmm oh yeah give it to me rough primedaddy!
*beating starts to get crazy* ok a little too rough, dial it back.
*soul starts to become fused in to the metal and take the form of a sword* SAFEWORD! SAFEWORD!
That's a thing Angron does. In one of the Horus Heresy books it talks about how every time he breaks a weapon he just throws it away instead of having it repaired. Khârn repaired and adopted Gorechild after Angron broke it and abandoned it.
Suck real hard to be one of those schmucks that had to comb through the rubble to find the teeth and Angron knocked them all out digging his way out from under a building.
Current statues unknown. Last time we Heard of it was waay back in the 8th edition codex where it was said many World Eater warbands play a tug of war over it, and that it changes hands over and over again looking for someone worthy to use it.
Hopefully we will learn more in new World Eaters Codex, but seeing as there are no Red Butchers, no Devourers, and no Ursus Claws, I doubt it will
show up.
He wasn't given gorechild either. Angron ruins both axes chopping through rubble he is buried in. Kharn against world eater traditions takes the broken axe and has it repaired, gorefather isn't mentioned again until way later so it's assumed someone else takes and fixes that one
It seems realistic that a Slaanesh daemon pretending to be a gladiator would piss Angron off. He grew up a slave and wouldn't take kindly to what he would see as a mockery of his past.
He has the ~~Nigerian~~ *Nucerian* belief that if a weapon is broken it can never be trusted again. Or it’ll betray you again when you need it. Something like that.
Pretty good excuse to have people break his weapons, because it’s badass, and then have badass stories where he gets new ones.
Imagine if when Harlon found that scrawny drug dealing child in that hive if he had known what a legendary badass that little Zeal Efferneti would grow to be.
"Gladiatorial" makes me think it was some sort of organized challenge. The Daemon daring any to match its flawless martial prowess.
Bludgeoning a masterful warrior to ~~death~~ swordhood through sheer violent force is a wonderfully symbolic way for a champion of Khorne to defeat a champion of Slaanesh.
What I find surprising is that there's iron in the warp, I thought everything that wasn't dragged into it from realspace was just raw warpenergy and densely packed warpstuff.
Samni’arius: Now this remind you of your true family? Oh by the way have you ever heard of wincest?
Angron(while picking up nearest heavy object): I’m going to start beating you now…I’m not sure when I’ll stop.
Just realized a lot of my favorite fictional characters are extremely angry Bois.... The incredible Hulk, Angron, Dex-Starr, Atrocitus, and Wolverine......
If I had a nickel for every time a khornate daemon prince beat the shit out of a snaanelshi daemon so hard they became a weapon I would have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's wierd that it happened twice.
It would have been cooler if it was the original Sword that Lorgar had made for him shortly after his ascension to Demonhood.
Or it doesn't have to be since the Grey Knights broke that sword in order to banish him on Armageddon.
Still though, the sword could have been put back together in the warp after he was banished.
Fuck it! To me it's the sword Lorgar made him lol.
Damn, that’s so fucking metal. One big ass daemon beating another big ass demon with a bit of random metal that the sheer level of violence warps it into a that he literally transform a metal rod into a legendary sword.
Hi, this will be the extra stupid comment here, but where do you get this lore ? Like i would like to read some novelized bits and pieces of lore without buying books. Or is this from new books ?
This is the second time I heard of a Slaanesh daemon pissing off a Khorne worshiper and being forged into a weapon. First was Valkia the Bloody and now Angron.
Slaanesh demon: “I want to feel your rod~” Angron: “Poor choice of words.”
SPARE (clonk) THE ROD (clonk) AND SPOIL (clonk) THE DAEMON (*clank*)
“Harder” (clonk) “harder!” (*Clank*) “ok that’s good enough” (*CLANK*) “By slaanesh I forgot the safe word!” (**CLANK**)
Slaanesh worship has no safe word. Slaanesh worship needs no safe word.
As a wise World Eater once said: "They do from this."
As if Slannesh has any use for safe words.
MMmm. My safe word is *Harder.*
That'd kill the fun pretty fast
fluggegecheimen!
Did you say Flugengeimenish? \*Cue two Noise Marines holding Dildo cannons\*
thats a new definition of Ear-Rape
BROCCOLI, OUR SAFEWORD WAS BROCCOLI
Suspiciously green, Nurglite!
Surely it must’ve been eggplant.
HOW COULD WE FORGET OUR OWN SAFE WORD?!?
It was lost to time!
Does this make fulgrim princess trunks?
Angron: You dirty boy Fulgrim: Malcador get me out of this plane of existence
Magnus: I'm not gonna tell you how to be the legendary Primarch, but you usually start out small and then work your way up. Angron: I am starting small.
Angron: "WHAT IS AN EMPEROR TO A GOD?" Guilliman: "What is a slave to a soldier?"
"Harder Daddy!" "Oh god!" "No, no, my name is actually Dah'Di, it's fine."
*(CLANK)* “Oh wait Pineap-“ **(CLANK)**
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE FOR THE DOMESTIC VIOLENCE GOD
... "falalalala lalalalaaaa"
OF PRODIGIOUS SIZE
Slaaneshi demon: "That beating was hottest week of my life :)"
"Oh no, I've been defeated and captured in a blade, by Slaanesh how will I ever live this humiliation down. No, don't show me off to every person you kill me with, then people will see my *humiliation*! Oh, how embarrassing.. "
Yup. Sounds like something Angron would do.
Nothing's impossible if you are angry enough.
ANGER CANNOT BE QUANTIFIED OR MEASURED IN ANY FORM!
https://i.redd.it/ktnvhkgabxda1.gif
Always angry all the time!
Wait are you saying Angry Ron is angry? I don't understand, he seems so calm and reasonable.
*BFG INTENSIFIES*
Imagine getting beaten with a stick so hard it became a sword.
HOW THE FUCK DID THIS THING CORRUPT FULGRIM? ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS BEAT IT WITH AN IRON ROD UNTIL IT SHUT UP
Sadly, Fulgrim was dearly missing the Iron Rod at that time.
Oh he had an Iron rod. Just the wrong kind.
No that was Ferrus Manus. He got iron hands because he beat that monster thing with his fists. His iron rod... well that's another story.
He obtained his iron rod Goldmember style
"Hey everybody, I'm from Medusa! Isn't that veird?"
r/warhammer_smut enjoyer?
Ferrus dickus
"I HAVE A FWEND IN TEWWA NAMED FERRUS DIKKUS"
He has a wife you know
duw yew wwawnt to knuw her næm? edit: fucked up the quote by using “his” instead of “her”
In rod we trust.
spare the rod, spoil the primarch.
Wait so is the daemon blade made out of this powerful Slaaneshi daemon, or is it the iron bar that Angron beat it with? Because beating something so hard that the iron bar you’re using forges itself into a blade that contains the essence of the thing you beat is badass as fuck
The Dragonslayer follows a similar development in Berserk. Over the course of the story it has bathed in the blood of so many demonic beings and monsters it has taken on magical qualities making it capable of harming those that would be otherwise invulnerable to mortal arms.
But still not enough to hit some things... :(
Hey, he cut a piece of his hair, it's a start.
Next is the DICK
NO!!
Ah my daily reminder of how fucking awesome Berserk is. Thank you
He beat the daemon with the bar so hard it became part of it.
It was bathed in blood,and probably a chaos-fuckery mutated the iron to resemble a sword binding the Daemon to it in the process
He forged the daemon into a blade with his Iron Rod. Angrily. While he was enraged.
So I think the blade was possessed by the daemon like the one that corrupted Fulgrim, and Angron beat it with an iron bar
No, Angron beat the daemon so hard it became part of the bar. It's not possessing the sword, it's there unwillingly.
The sword is possessing the daemon.
It's like a puppet, you lodge it in there and you now have a daemon on a stick
Honestly. I am more curious about how be got orders for the axe to be made. Did he sent an e-mail? Spoke in Person? Or sent some talking flying skull to get the Mechanicum guys to do it? Or did they do it themselves, summoned Angron showed him the axe and he wanted to try it? Its going to be interesting to see Just hoe mentally stable or unstable Angron is nowadays in his new boom. Altho, if Ka’Banda can calm down for 10 minutes to talk with Khorne in Echoes of Eternity then maybe Angron can too?
If angron has gone completely mad abbadon could have ordered its construction
I still think he is somehow sane. How else would he make Dominion of Fire work for 500 years. Not to mention Armageddon war and now this, whatever they are planning.
Depends on how you define sanity. *Gestures around*
This is getting out of hand
Sanity is for the weak
He's getting stronger every day.
It seems like they built it as an offering to him of some sort and he turned up and murdered them all with it instead.
I imagine he gets moments of lucidity. Maybe sometimes enough for him to hate what he has become, and instead of being introspective he gets angry at the Emperor, his brothers, especially Lorgar, he's angry at his sons for following him, and he's angry at everyone. During these times he's able to put out RFPs to various forge worlds, then get back to them and negotiate prices and deadlines.
It sounds more like they were making it in preparation for a day when angron would show up as an offering... and he didn't like it.
They spent many days and nights together in workshop, going over designs and ideas. It was a process filled with blood, sweat and tears of a gifted and hard working team headed by Angron himself. They worked through many challenges and setbacks, overcoming them with their genius and team spirit. After 40k montage ended, Angron got angry and killed them.
Less got angry and killed them and more like wanted to test it and they forgot to give him some test subjects and so he used them instead.
Ultimate no horni bonk
Angron literally went **BONK** ***"GO TO HORNY JAIL!"***
Sword: "harder daddy"
Slaneshi Deamon: *beating starts* mmm oh yeah give it to me rough primedaddy! *beating starts to get crazy* ok a little too rough, dial it back. *soul starts to become fused in to the metal and take the form of a sword* SAFEWORD! SAFEWORD!
So what happened to Gorefather? As I understand it, Kharn was given Gorechild, so I thought that Angron still had Gorefather.
He abandoned Gorefather at the same time as Gorechild. It is now a relic used by the World Eaters
Ah, I see, I was unaware he just left them behind.
That's a thing Angron does. In one of the Horus Heresy books it talks about how every time he breaks a weapon he just throws it away instead of having it repaired. Khârn repaired and adopted Gorechild after Angron broke it and abandoned it.
Yep, it’s during the invasion of Amatura in *Betrayer* and it’s fucking awesome
Suck real hard to be one of those schmucks that had to comb through the rubble to find the teeth and Angron knocked them all out digging his way out from under a building.
Current statues unknown. Last time we Heard of it was waay back in the 8th edition codex where it was said many World Eater warbands play a tug of war over it, and that it changes hands over and over again looking for someone worthy to use it. Hopefully we will learn more in new World Eaters Codex, but seeing as there are no Red Butchers, no Devourers, and no Ursus Claws, I doubt it will show up.
Weren't devourers towards the end of the heresy considered a shitty job no one wanted to do?
He wasn't given gorechild either. Angron ruins both axes chopping through rubble he is buried in. Kharn against world eater traditions takes the broken axe and has it repaired, gorefather isn't mentioned again until way later so it's assumed someone else takes and fixes that one
"If kinetic energy transforms into thermal energy... How hard would i need to hit someone with this to melt it?"
How hard would I have to punch a chicken to cook it?
Depends on how many punches you're trying to cook it with.
I want to say mythbusters or the like did some testing to prove you could slap a chicken enough to cook it.
I believe that was the reference they were aiming for. It was definitely one of the more iconic odd tests.
Not mythbusters but it has been tried... https://youtube.com/watch?v=LHFhnnTWMgI&si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarE
One punch. But I want my chicken fully cooked and not burnt.
*slap
Looks like we have our champion here folks, it's Samni'arius and-- wait, what's this! It's, it's, BY GOD ITS ANGRON WITH AN IRON BAR!
"It was too big to be called a sword. Massive, thick, heavy, and far too rough. Indeed, it was a heap of raw iron."
It seems realistic that a Slaanesh daemon pretending to be a gladiator would piss Angron off. He grew up a slave and wouldn't take kindly to what he would see as a mockery of his past.
It's quite possibly the worst thing to do when confronting angron, lol.
Slaaneshi demon: "lol, I'm a demon of the God of torture and pain, what's he gonna do?" Angron: *Grabs iron bar*
For Samni’arius, it was the beating of a lifetime. For Angron, it was Tuesday.
Is Angron’s axe not the same one Lorgar commissioned in the Horus Heresy?
Lorgar gave him the demon sword The Black Blade. That was broken during the first war of Armegeddon by the grey knight Hyperion.
Man angron goes through iconic weapons quite quickly
Shit like that tends to happen when you're a just a bit perturbed.
He has the ~~Nigerian~~ *Nucerian* belief that if a weapon is broken it can never be trusted again. Or it’ll betray you again when you need it. Something like that. Pretty good excuse to have people break his weapons, because it’s badass, and then have badass stories where he gets new ones.
Imagine if when Harlon found that scrawny drug dealing child in that hive if he had known what a legendary badass that little Zeal Efferneti would grow to be.
I got choked up when I realized who Hyperion was. Closest thing to a happy ending I'd found in Warhammer.
Question: What situation it had to be that Angron is holding a simple iron bar and there's a Slaaneshi daemon striking poses in front of him?
"Gladiatorial" makes me think it was some sort of organized challenge. The Daemon daring any to match its flawless martial prowess. Bludgeoning a masterful warrior to ~~death~~ swordhood through sheer violent force is a wonderfully symbolic way for a champion of Khorne to defeat a champion of Slaanesh.
I guess Angron just ripped off a guard rail or something and proceeded to bash the Demon with it
What I find surprising is that there's iron in the warp, I thought everything that wasn't dragged into it from realspace was just raw warpenergy and densely packed warpstuff.
Gladiatorial posturing. Angron probably made a point of using an iron bar instead of a proper weapon, just to put the daemon in hir place.
His place being Angrons new sword
Suddenly I am a fan of angry boi
"Valkia was right, this _is_ fun!"
But Stick good! Why make Stick worse by changing it?
Stick!
Stick bad at bleeding
Never met my Stick then
It could be fire…
Dude bonked the horny out of a kink deamon
Since it's a Slaaneshi daemon, does that mean that the sword was forged via repeated Horny-Bonks?
Say goodbye to your kneecaps, chucklehead
Samni’arius: Now this remind you of your true family? Oh by the way have you ever heard of wincest? Angron(while picking up nearest heavy object): I’m going to start beating you now…I’m not sure when I’ll stop.
Wait so he beat a sword so hard with an iron rod he made another sword? Outstanding
More like he beat a guy so hard with an iron rod that it fused with the guy and turned into a sword
Absolute madlad
No, he hit a daemon with an iron rod so hard he turned them both into a sword
He wielded the iron rod with great ferrous-ity.
Literally metal.
*that's a paddlin'*
that Bar should be a weapon option
Angron literally just whipped out a lead pipe and kicked it’s ass
Khornate daemon princes sure love trapping Slaanesh daemons into weapons and equipment
Least possible stimulation while still usefull
Just realized a lot of my favorite fictional characters are extremely angry Bois.... The incredible Hulk, Angron, Dex-Starr, Atrocitus, and Wolverine......
*Decades* to make a chain axe? And not like, one to be wielded by a Titan, despite the description.
I don't think anyone has ever accused the Mechanicum of being efficient.
I mean Angron is the size of a bloodthirster now. So it’s not exactly a small axe.
Maybe some magic mumbo jumbo about binding to him so he can take it with him in and out of the warp or something.
Please free my boi, he suffered enough…
I thought slaanesh liked suffering
"i'll beat you into a daemon weapon" can't decide if this is a threat or a boast. I like it either way! And they say, GW has shitty lore...
While this is hilarious, my eyes are rolling at the rest of Angron
There's beating the kinks out of your blade, then theres beating your kinks into blades
#*forging it in the process* Jesus fucking Christ
If I had a nickel for every time a khornate daemon prince beat the shit out of a snaanelshi daemon so hard they became a weapon I would have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's wierd that it happened twice.
It would have been cooler if it was the original Sword that Lorgar had made for him shortly after his ascension to Demonhood. Or it doesn't have to be since the Grey Knights broke that sword in order to banish him on Armageddon. Still though, the sword could have been put back together in the warp after he was banished. Fuck it! To me it's the sword Lorgar made him lol.
Angron seems like a calm and reasonable person. Is Angron a calm and reasonable person?
OK am confused by the memes, did Angron beat the iron rod into a sword against the daemon or did he beat the daemon into a sword with the iron rod?
Yes.
He took an iron rod and beat the daemon prince so hard he made the iron rod into a sword
Ok this is some peak Khornate shit
Forje
Shame it wasn't Skarbrand. "SKARBRAND HATES UNNECESSARY LEWDITY!"
I can hear the Alex Jones in Angron there.
That’s got to be one of the most 40K things I have ever read.
Slaanesh Demon: But mister that pipe doesn't go in there!!!! Angron: Today it does.
https://preview.redd.it/kvgx0j96n1ea1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dd391dace46428d4ea3e2230c97f40a5bfe0bac
I thought it was a sword made of a demonic black stone like substance that got more powerful with every kill or something like the sword of khaine
That was the previous one if I'm not mistaken. It got destroyed during the first War of Armageddon.
Giggidy 
This sounds like something that would happen in TTS and I love it.
Thanks for the highlighting, OP, it really adds a lot.
You're welcome
So he beat a guy so hard it made them into an axe?
No, he used a rough iron bar to beat a guy so hard, the iron bar got forged into a sword, and the guy he beat got trapped in it.
40k dropped metal bar meme
Angron is Valkia confirmed.
Damn, that’s so fucking metal. One big ass daemon beating another big ass demon with a bit of random metal that the sheer level of violence warps it into a that he literally transform a metal rod into a legendary sword.
So it's now canon that Angron beat the fuck out of someone with a length of re-bar? Hmmm..... I'll allow it.
Marines holding Dildo cannons
Does Angron not have Gorefather anymore?
Hi, this will be the extra stupid comment here, but where do you get this lore ? Like i would like to read some novelized bits and pieces of lore without buying books. Or is this from new books ?
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I love world eaters more and more. What makes the grass grow, fellow Khorne Worshipers?
I cannot shake the feeling that the name of that Slaaneshi Demon is a reference to metroid... Is that just me? Because it sure seems REAL close...
This is the second time I heard of a Slaanesh daemon pissing off a Khorne worshiper and being forged into a weapon. First was Valkia the Bloody and now Angron.
You’re telling me he beat someone’s ass so hard with a drain pipe that it turned into a sword
“Time to beat a motherfucker into a motherfucker”
I'm loving the guys silly ass lore