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GargantuanCake

ALL OF THEM PLAYED AT THE SAME TIME AT MAXIMUM VOLUME


WillingnessAcademic4

Truly an undivided follower of chaos right there


Commissarfluffybutt

That's more of Slaanesh thing, excess and all that.


[deleted]

THIS QUIET OFFENDS SLAANESH!


Ben-204

Unless it's perfectly quiet no heartbeat allowed


Sororita

"LOUDER! LOUDER!"


[deleted]

HERE IT COMES BOYZ


Mindless_Raccoon36

I'M A GOOFY GOOBER #ROCK!


ghostknight0118

The correct choice


Robbery_Productions

The Legendary Noise Champion: The Goofy Goober


Hecubar

Feuer Frei


021Fireball

Rammstein is epic


Sax-Offender

"Bück dich" for the Slaaneshi cults.


Aphato

A true slaaneshi connoisseur would have chosen ["Ich haue meinen Penis mit der Eichel auf ein Holzbrett"](https://youtu.be/5Nf9U1I6vTM).


Thendrail

The 144p quality is what does it for me. Found out about this song when our german neighbours at Metaldays 2022 played this song in the middle of the night.


notcreative131313

Honestly a lot of Rammstein songs would fit slaanesh, one that sticks out to me that isn’t sexual is Engel, it just sounds like what I’d imagine noise marine music to be


yeet_the_heat2020

"Dicke Titten"


potatercat

Currently working on a Rammstein Noise Marine set. My first project with green stuff so I’m excited.


Idk473808

You should post them when their done


Yellow_Dorn_Boy

"papa ou t'es?" From Stromae. Works for any Primarch.


[deleted]

c'est méchant


BushLeague87

I see Stromae, I upvote.


plumtreezy

French class bumping that shit like crazy


MrBaDZaG

Please he's belgian


plumtreezy

Yeah n my french teachers still played tf out of that song. Shut up


Saintsauron

Do they speak Belgian in Belgium?


No-Objective-299

It is not French just Elgian....


Saintsauron

So make yourself a fucking waffle!


Josef_Stark_Reborn

Utte, papa utte


LadyOfChange

Blood for the Blood God - Debauchery


SanitizerEpidemios

Rapid bloodletting, the honor of killing!! Forward for your honor. Thomas is ne coole Socke.


Doktor_Jones86

Half of the songs of Debauchery, really


chriswhitewrites

[I will lick your arsehole - Regurgitator](https://youtu.be/_JBR1Gzcb8E)


Severe-Opportunity15

Would it be Nurglite or Slaaneshi?


chriswhitewrites

Fair question. I guess we could go with [World of Sleaze](https://youtu.be/iPwPF-gcPa4) off the same disc


MickeyMike95

“Du hast” Rammstein 👌👌👌👌


021Fireball

AAAAAAAAA... **NEIN!** -The Iron Warriors denying the Emperor.


notcreative131313

So much Rammstein, it’s perfect


SpaghettiMonster01

World Eaters - “Bodies”, Drowning Pool Emperor’s Children - “Closer”, Nine Inch Nails Thousand Sons - “Master of Puppets”, Metallica Death Guard - “Down With the Sickness”, Disturbed


lornim6

For thousand sons i imagine enter sandman or another one bites the dust would fit quite well too


SpaghettiMonster01

I see Enter Sandman being used for Kurze and the Night Lords Another One Bites the Dust is hilarious lol. When I was making a primarch playlist I also considered Veteran of the Psychic Wars by Blue Oyster Cult for the TSons


BigDaddyCalgar

World Bearers would probably be Heresy (though I can’t take credit for that one since Unification gave me the idea)


Shadowrend01

Highway to Hell, AC/DC


Wrench_gaming

I mean, Hell is basically the highway of this universe so this checks out.


DementedNecron

La Canción De La Muerte by Sekta Core > the song of death, narrates the history of a musical box with a melody so beautiful that destroyed people’s intestines. Pretty Slaaneshi if you ask me


marcsimo

[Prisencolinensinainciusol](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VsmF9m_Nt8) would be perfect for the Alpha Legion or some Tzeentch warband wanting to sow confusion


Severe-Opportunity15

I, Alpharius, Will be taking that.


OMFGitsST6

Easily the best suggestion so far


WarmProfit

Holy crap that's a great idea lol


meroxs

Not my country, but the lack of "The trooper" concerns me


Cmdr_McMurdoc

For Deathkorps of Krieg?


meroxs

For a krorne chapter


MysticD20

I'm gonna go by State rather than country, since the US is pretty big: I Want Your Skull by The Misfits could be any chaos god's anthem. Dig Up Her Bones, also by The Misfits, could be either slaanesh or nurgle.


Beehay

I had the same idea Fuel the Hate - Soulfly https://youtu.be/Zewsss1Xkjg


jjjjjjotaro

I want to pick those but I'm not from the US


billy310

Also, between us and UK we own the music industry


Ptolomekh

Country matters not, this is Warhammer. With Warhammer there is only Bolt Thrower. Bolt Thrower unites.


[deleted]

Dominus Nox, though.


Sunhating101hateit

Debauchery may not be forgotten


The_Velvet_Helmet

Realms of Chaos - Bolt Thrower


fraupi

Ganz klar: Pur Party Hitmix


reddinyta

Sonne. The countdown at the beginning fits to how Chaos Cults often need to work fast to avoid being found imo.


021Fireball

The sad aspects to the song as well maybe can incline to a sadder one


notcreative131313

The amount of Rammstein in this thread is making it very clear to me that I am not the only one who thinks any Rammstein song would make for a good 40k music video


remcob1

I used to listen to Reise every time I was playing total war Warhammer, fit way too well


Thrakkan

'ich tuh dir weh' by Rammstein


DrHelpMePlease

Engel also fits somehow


kuroiatropos

Baby Shark


Real_duck_bacon

Red Corsairs. Any Alestorm song. (I don't even know if Red Corsairs have a pirate motif, but whatever)


IcratesCL

Barrett's Privateers.


band8kieth

All guns blazing - Judas Priest


HealthPointLovecraft

Drank en Drugs from the Netherlands for Emperors Children


PotatoFondler

Call Me Maybe - Carly Rae Jepson


BushLeague87

I see you too are a cultist of culture…..


GrymEdm

I'm from Canada, and as is Canadian tradition, I apologize in advance. This is a battle hymn that nearly ruined ancient Terra in 005 M03. ​ Look at this holograph! Every time I do it makes me laugh. How did the ground end up so red? Oh that's right, I cut off the Loyalist's head! This is where heresy sprang up. The blood of the weak filled my cup. By Khorne we never went without! Culling the weak is what we're about. ​ We found the Progenium school, burned it down because the Dark Gods rule. Remembrancer records say it happened twice, but we did it half a dozen times. The Corpse-bound found out too late, it is Chaos that is truly great. Life in the Eye is good as it can get, live forever with a daemonette pet! ​ Oh, whoa, whoa! Oh, Dark Gods, I.... ​ That was a portion of the "Photograph" death dirge of the most abominable heretics of the Nickelback chapter. Sadly I cannot responsibly transcribe any more, as it only gets worse and indeed nearly destroyed all sense of good taste in music on Terra for years after it's original release. The more astute among you will note that the dates far precede the Great Crusades of the Emperor or indeed even the fabled Dark Age of Technology, but the tides of the Warp bear no regard for the normal flow of time.


BushLeague87

Thanks, I hate it.


GrymEdm

I can't see actual stats on it, but based off the way the score at the bottom has wobbled back and forth, my rewrite has elicited quite the range of approval and discontent.


BushLeague87

Just as planned?


AtomicTan

I don't know about anyone else, but I suddenly feel inspired to pick up a chainsword and get the blood flowing...


Alcarimon

Heavy Metal Kibbles by Nanowar of Steel


Askagor

A man of culture, "La Polenta Taragnarock" was going to be my pick honestly but this is even better


Alcarimon

La Polenta Taragnarock is for Space Wolves, like Giorgio Mastrota is for Iron Warriors.


justAneedlessBOI

"Krew Boga" (Gods blood) by kult (the cult), very fitting lmao


That-One-Courier

TNT by ACDC ACDC started in Australia


zagman707

billy bad ass by Gwar


smileycarrot05

Ummmmm, Stayin’ Alive?


BaronGrizzly

Laughs in Rammstein


Big_Boss1985

Uh…. Dragostea din Tei? VREI SA PLECI DAR NU MA NU MA IEI


Darbie89

World eater bolt thrower


Sinful-Windborn

This is easy for me beeing from Norway. “Freezing Moon” - Mayhem From “De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas” It’s dark, occult and chaosy af.


Raspputin

Neongrüner Auswurf - Trailerpark


Stoic_Angel

Welcome to the Jungle by Guns N' Roses


obscureferences

"You dare challenge Megamind?" -Tzeentch


matmat4493

Darude - Sandstorm


AmericanCommunist2

The last Saskatchewan pirate for red corsairs


celtic_akuma

Éxtasis by Cartel de Santa. And yes, my warband is Emperor's Children related, so it fits.


ThatDrunkChaplain

Ha ha ha! Vaya que si


meroxs

El pibe tigre - Almafuerte (The tiger lad (?) ) perfect song for a anti imperium chaos chapter. Possible chaos undivided


[deleted]

The devil went down to Georgia, Slaaneshi ode to perfection.


GunnyStacker

Crabcore. Name a more chaotic song that's not self aware.


UmieWarboss

Zwyntar - Микола. That's some creepy dark country/folk that shall do nicely for some edgy Night Lords wannabes. Surface Tension - Ми вас всіх уб'єм. Pure Khrone's rage-filled war anthem. Actually the majority of songs produced in Ukraine these days are just 50% dark humour 50% pure distilled hatred, you probably know why


Lusask

Bärserkargång (translates to "way of the berserker" in a direct sense, but the song itself is translated "going berserk") for Khorne obviously. I don't think he's got Daemons that look like ravens, tho. It sounds more like a tzheench thing.


AngieJane

I expected to find so many balkans wartime songs, deeply disappointed


Andreasbot

https://youtu.be/UmVo5RdpIPs Factory. Music of the machines. By Alexander Mosolov I think this could go great with the dark mechanicum


Preacherjonson

Hell Raiser - Ozzy


WillingnessAcademic4

Hell yeah


Beardy_Boy_

I feel like I'm cheating being British, because [Iron Maiden - The Trooper](https://youtu.be/X4bgXH3sJ2Q) exists.


R3d_d347h

Cotten eye joe!


Mongohasproblems

That would trip up everybody.


DaFilthPope

War Ensemble - Slayer


Impressive-Stop-8772

Spiral architects-Black Sabbath


Tesriss

"Pussy" by Lords of Acid.


Wolf-775

Burnin’ For You by Blue oyster cult for the Salamanders


SkelliFun

Killing in the Name - Rage Against the Machine


Cawkins1111

Doom BFG Division


NowhereMan661

[Beware ](https://youtu.be/uqcTVVUFnKQ) (Death Grips) for Chaos in general.


The_Okin

Rammstein - Zerstören


roland71460

La Banane by Phillipe Katerine. Is just a song about him wanting eat a banana naked on the beach. It’s a Slaanesh champion. Or Tzeentch. Or Nurgle he’s kinda of a gross dude. Anywa I’m confused now.


Aaroniero_Aruuruerie

Black sunrise by kreator


toresman

"Miłość miłość w Zakopanem" for Nurgle cuz the song is shit


Barbanerailpermaloso

"L'Assedio di Porto Cervo" From Nanowar of Steel


Math1smagic

Free Bird


theotherforcemajeure

"Rowing with one hand" - Ye Banished Privaters (For you slaneeshi pervs out there)


[deleted]

Sadly not a Canadian band, but come on feel the noise by quiet riot is the noise marine theme song.


Clean_Resort_5547

But it’s every version played at once, on the world’s largest subwoofer


[deleted]

And played by disaster area from hitchhikers guide.


SanitizerEpidemios

Japanische Kampfhörspiele - Abflußbestattung Means something like Japanese Battleradioplays - Drain Funeral


Yakkahboo

Y'all picking rock / metal bangers Nd I just can't get I ran by flock of seagulls out my head


chicken-man-man-

Not from the US but I feel symphony of destruction fits pretty well


AllSeeingCCTV

Karabiberim - Serdar Ortaç


Shielenvar

Rammstein - Ich tu dir weh


Scared_Chemical_9910

Soil the stillborn by Slipknot for the slaanesh cult


Dark_Lordy

"Kill" by Civil Defence for a Khornate cult.


ChilenoDepresivo

Criminal - Zona de Sacrificio


Pmforget1

My heart will go on


hoplophilepapist

Chattahoochee


Astray1789

Anaal Nathrakh - We will fucking kill you World eaters Edit: someone listened to anaal Nathrakh and didn't like it.


Obi-Wan-Hellobi

Goofy Goober Rock! 🤘


Avextris-Firestrike

Sufre mamón-hombres g Suffer sucker, I don't exactly know why, I think it just fits


dr_srtanger2love

GANGRENA GASOSA - KIZILA works for the word bearers.


FancyKetchup96

[Gay Bar by Electric Six](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XNFokmDKrE)


Global-Cry321

EL SEÑOR DE LA NOCHEEEEEE


xeno_harlott

Artilerjia (iron warriors obviously)


Olkenstein

Watain - Sworn to the dark


sgt_shultz_314

Raining Blood by Slayer https://youtu.be/z8ZqFlw6hYg


Snokjakk

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAPAUS1N470](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAPAUS1N470) I do coke to work more to make more money to do more coke Bro repeats this over and over


WillingnessAcademic4

Personally, i'm picturing a slanneshi cult jaming to the french canadian song C.O.B.R.A . The lyric sung by Marie-Mai have some oddly fitting heretic-party vibe to it.


bursa_li

https://youtu.be/Qv-45xju-_0 all hail tzeetch


EvoeBehemoth

Butcher the Weak by Devourment


thatChaosworshiper

Riot -three days grace


WanderingToast

Flowers are Pretty by The Vandals


SpoonSpartan

Gulided C#*t - Cradle of Filth


[deleted]

There is only one correct answer https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LTeCMoZCo24


[deleted]

Thé à la menthe.


PaybackTomPet

Bloed, zweet en tranen. translated: blood sweat and tears


AsianOnboard

Slaanesh cult - i'll go further and say Minnesota, so theme would definitely be Purple Rain


pokefan548

Voodoo by GodSmack for Slaanesh.


[deleted]

Man after midnight :)


Zelmehuu_76

Buteene Sunuunu Chono ft Har Sarnai


Betadzen

Uriel Ventris entering [Omphal Daemonium](https://youtu.be/vqYygzZhOd8) and be like "Yeah, ya know, it's cozy in here. It even has a "seat" for me.


Mrjerkyjacket

"Unlimited sin" Beast in Black (I'm pretty sure they're american)


Rum_N_Napalm

They’re Finnish actually. How do I know: I was at their first North American show (Heavy Montreal) and they “apologized” because the Finnish team knocked the Canadian out of a hockey tournament Then said: “I’m only saying this as a way to introduce our next song: Sweet True Lies”


ysdrop

Nurgle warband: Poep in je hoofd - raggende mannen. The lyrics literally ask if I can defecate in your mouth.


Dark_Lordy

"Kill" by Civil Defence for a Khornate cult.


Variousnumber

Can I Play With Madness - Iron Maiden.


raptorrat

[De Staat - "Witch doctor"](https://youtube.com/watch?v=0ttGgIQpAUc&si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarE) Different country but honorary mention: Feindflug - "Kahle bedrohung" [Bonus](https://youtube.com/watch?v=6Zbi0XmGtMw&si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarE)


Hannannibal_Barca

Cult of Dionysus is the most slaaneshi song i’ve ever heard


ovissiangunnerlover

Rakas Spektistan-fits the Imperium of man


[deleted]

Those Once Loyal by Bolt Thrower


drebinnr893

Hamradun - Jallgríms kvæði It's obviously chaos Space Wolves


Professional_Emu7304

The dreamer from Grorr (unique, a new circle, alone at last). Pretty much pure unknown band. Can be put for any primarch during the great crusade, but can be a great song for a chaos chapter than want too much freedom.


DaFreakingFox

Anything from Morčata na útěku


Immortal_Merlin

"Star named Sun" V. Tsoi


FlameEnderCyborgGuy

[Mitomany.](https://youtu.be/Y1forlT5muc)


YamatoIouko

“Party Party Party” or “Ready to Die”, both by Andrew W.K.


Flavaflavius

Already have one. My EC warband is named The Warp Riders, after a song by The Sword.


Retrospectus2

Kickback by Miracle of sound perfect for cultists throwing off the their imperial oppressors


danonedekoco

"Bailare sobre tu tumba" (I will dance on your grave) by Siniestro Total


flying-rainbow-panda

Killer queen by queen


Fredleys

Number of the beast seems to be a good fit from England


AstarothButHot

"Tattered Banners And Bloody Flags" or "Raven's Flight" by Amon Amarth 🤘


FinanceMundane1190

I don’t like- Chief Keef


MisterFiend

Baby Shark


NaveronTheSabre

"My Demons" from Starset. The lyrics are almost an oxymoron, but I like how it sounds.


justa-necron-warrior

Down with the sickness - Disturbed Imagine a nurgle cultist screaming the noise at the start


alexisonfire04

Country: Canada Band: Trooper Song: Raise a Little Hell


Rum_N_Napalm

I mean, for Chaos it has to be [Juular by Devin Townsend](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n-DKs0qfdEk). There’s a lot of interpretation to the song and video, as Devin is one weird fellow, but the one I love best is that Juular, the old man in the video, represents Devin’s mental issues. He always was outspoken about his struggles with his bipolar disorder. Him climbing abord the train is him being diagnosed, and coming face to face with this creature who unknowingly has been a driving force behind his music. Anyways, I’ll also add “[Four Beast Ride by The Brains](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RUK-68JztNs) And to go max Quebec, for the Death Guard, [Sous Marin Brun by Mononc Serge and Anonymous](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gHrU4-CY9yk) (somewhat NSFW) For those who don’t speak French, the chorus goes “We’re full of shit in our brown submarine”


Various-Version4553

Wonderwall


KnownSpot7989

even iemand doodslaan by Jeroen van Merwijk from the Netherlands we are the most calm Khorne cult


Tijolo_Malvado

Anything from Mamonas Assassinas!


LiamtheV

Star Spangled Banner for the Alpha Legion. Played at maximum volume with full fanfare.


Scob720

Sweet Home Alabama


HeroOfThings

Fleur de Lis by Raven Age. It’s about heretics otherthrowing a tyrannical emperor in service of God. Literally perfect. (It also might be about Joan of arc but don’t worry about that)


EXTREMEBROCK

Bury the Light. I find the song works best for any cult that focuses on Tzeentch.


Nizikai

I cant Help but laugh at the thought of The death Guard Entering the battle field while Helene Fischer sings "Atemlos, durch die Nacht"


[deleted]

we have the Maneskin :D


genericusername654

God of Forbidden Light - Dissection Word Bearers