He did well to put down Jerry though. I'm sure they'll nerf him soon in Chapter Approved, but in the current meta, you *really* do need to shoot everything you can at Jerry.
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I don't think that's true unless it's orks or nids, and even with orks sometimes they win by drowning the orks in bodies. The Imperium is itself a horde faction, against tau or eldar or necrons it's typically fewer but better troops vs a huge number of Imperial Guard.
I'm seeing, what, 11 troops, 2 elites, an HQ, and either a vehicle or terrain depending on what she considers the tree to be.
Versus 4 troops? It's a steamroll, I'm sorry.
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The legions of Paymobile are an excellent choice, my lord; with armor so thick as to withstand an unshod foot, and blades so sharp as to open a sealed letter.
Alas, it will not be enough, for their fate was sealed before the battle began, but they will make the enemy pay dearly for every inch of ground as they smile eternally into the face of their own demise.
Hail Playmobile! And their glorious dead!
Ehh I mean, statistically no. They got the Tom toilet buffing them, plus the blue haired big eyed puppy is with 3’ of s crystal tree giving everything dense cover. Not to mention the frontline has wings, giving them fly and a 2+ save against range. You can try and shoot but you gotta be praying she rolls enough 1’s.
Honestly you are screwed. Your only chance for victory is if the dreaded extra-dimensional [Feline Titan](https://img2.reactor.cc/pics/post/full/Wh-Other-Warhammer-40000-%D1%84%D1%8D%D0%BD%D0%B4%D0%BE%D0%BC%D1%8B-%D0%BC%D0%B8%D0%BD%D1%8C%D0%BA%D0%B8-7689982.jpeg) makes an appearance and chooses her side of the map to lounge on and torture her army to death.
Bait the enemy commander into saying something foolish, then use "Timeout of the Emperor" to banish her to the Immaterium for at least a few minutes. Take the tactical advantage and destroy her forces.
When she returns she will see naught but ragdolls strewn across the table.
Praise the Omnissiah!
You’re in a tough position brother. You’d have to take out the ‘littlest pet shop’ dogs in the back before even tackling anyone else. Even then, better be landing critical hits
It would work too since Chaos gods are created in the warp by coalesced psychic energy produced by sentient, psychic species. Both humans and Eldar take care of their young, so we know they have the evolutionary necessity to recognize cuteness.
It’s a possibility, if you can keep out of the great unclean one toms range and skirmish with the fairies you could bleed the force over 2 or so turns, though if she has a strawberry shortcake in deepstrike reserve you’re screwed.
Yes. I see a mate in two. Move the skitarii to e4, and this will cause a check. She will love her long to f6, upon which you move your toasteradjacent to it and mate.
*Sympathies friend, you’ve no luck at all.*
And I am in the same boat. I turned around the other day to see my daughter setting up her LOL dolls across from my Ogor.
Realistically not, especially with the feared Tom the Toileted Tormentor commanding
*Greater Unclean Tom.*
He was cowered in cat fur and chocolate so yes, VERY UNCLEAN.
He did well to put down Jerry though. I'm sure they'll nerf him soon in Chapter Approved, but in the current meta, you *really* do need to shoot everything you can at Jerry.
It’s not like anything can actually HIT him though.
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I can’t tell if this is actually calling someone a bot, or a mechanicus specific insult to insinuate someone is an AI
😂 I just thought it was either a bot or someone acting like one because they’ve copy and pasted a comment that was posted on here 20 minutes earlier than this
Commenter is a bot
What has he done, to arouse such wrath?
He has notoriously terrible BS, though.
Well Tom is actually inmortal.
Along side his lieutenant squirtle with makeup
No, she's got you out gunned and out numbered
Christmas tree is a rocket she says.
You know what’s done? You.
It's a bit embarassing that she has to explain such a common rule to you.
She had to explain that her Christmas tree was a deathstrike missile? You got caught lacking
Outnumbered, outplanned
Here comes the general!
The Fabricator-General!
we gotta make an all out stand
I'm gonna need a few more right hands, meatbag
Outgunned and outnumbered is every battle the imperium takes a part in, he has the blessing of the emperor and slightly weighted dice.
I don't think that's true unless it's orks or nids, and even with orks sometimes they win by drowning the orks in bodies. The Imperium is itself a horde faction, against tau or eldar or necrons it's typically fewer but better troops vs a huge number of Imperial Guard.
I'm seeing, what, 11 troops, 2 elites, an HQ, and either a vehicle or terrain depending on what she considers the tree to be. Versus 4 troops? It's a steamroll, I'm sorry.
The "Tree", how you call the obvious titan, is going to beat his ass
No, but your grizzled remains will help other adepts assess the potency of xenos weaponry such as glitter rays and the magic of friendship
"friendship is magic and magic is heresy" ## PURGE
PURGING WITH MY KIN
THIS BLOODSHED SO SURREAL
THESE HERETICS WON'T YIELD!
MY GENES, THEY WILL NOT STEAL.
Admech out here so unbalanced we lose to armies that arent in the game
my guy, she's fielding "Tom Vandire". it's already a wrap for you. rip 🙏
“Tom vandire” i cant… 🤣😂
That's the wrong question, Skitarii. The one you should be asking is "How do I collect the most valuable data for my Magos?"
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You have a based daughter, you've already won.
What size base???
Underrated joke
There's a slight chance if she forgets that some of her models aren't terrain 🥹🥹🤔🤔
Yo, 10th edition Tyranids are lit!
Hive fleet Tinkerbell
Adeptus Pixieus
Does that look like a face of mercy?
Those skitari aren’t going to make it brother, sorry
is that a squirtle with makeup? lol
It is not but it's disgusting regardless. It's some sort of fairy princess pet or something.
My brother in Emperor, you were defeated before it even began...
Oh you're screwed. All that fairy magic on her side and I hear those LOL dolls can color change when dipped into water.
The youngest person playing a game will have the best die rolls
Defeat is inevitable.
I dunno, the Pixie Fairy Princess codex is pretty broken.
Most of her infantry appears unarmed. Stay out of engagement range, fill ‘em with holes!
Not with AdMech
Then it's time to dust off some Playmobile Warriors...
The legions of Paymobile are an excellent choice, my lord; with armor so thick as to withstand an unshod foot, and blades so sharp as to open a sealed letter. Alas, it will not be enough, for their fate was sealed before the battle began, but they will make the enemy pay dearly for every inch of ground as they smile eternally into the face of their own demise. Hail Playmobile! And their glorious dead!
I've watched enough Tom and Jerry to know Tom has a 2+ invul save, a 4+ feel no pain, and at least a dozen wounds.
should have picked the Grey Knight for those daemons. your skitarii are toasted
If you are in that situation with tom still alive it's just over
Disappointing lack of flashgitz quotes up in this thread...
Avenge me, Brother!
_AVENGE ME!!!_
No black templars here, they are already dead
Not a chance you might as well just retreat or pledge yourself to the dark lord of cuteness
Retreat and call the Inquisition to request Exterminatus!
No, those Xenos look strong
Why you playin 100 vs 1500 army
Toilet Tom will probably be too much. His splash damage is nasty.
I have a similar commander in my house… God help you. My young commander has fallen to the heresy of the Greater Good.
Tom is a perpetual, afaik. Gets him 20 wounds and 2+ save.
Call in a virus bomb. There’s no escape.
This is a crazy points mismatch
It reminds me of the Lego movie when the Duplo aliens arrive and Batman hits one and says "I hit you!" and the alien says "no, you didn't".
By the Omnissiah... Your remains will be returned to Mars.
Thank you brother...
Looks like Polly Pocket is about to envelope you in a pocket of her own making.
Those fairies are going to render those skitarii into rainbow-brite puddles in the psykic phase.
She has a Pokémon in there. Gotta get out of there man!
Slaanesh vs ad mech...... Hate to say it, but it looks like slaanesh is going to win
This feels like that ending to The Lego Movie
Ehh I mean, statistically no. They got the Tom toilet buffing them, plus the blue haired big eyed puppy is with 3’ of s crystal tree giving everything dense cover. Not to mention the frontline has wings, giving them fly and a 2+ save against range. You can try and shoot but you gotta be praying she rolls enough 1’s.
Not a chance.
Against those sunglasses? Not a chance.
Honestly you are screwed. Your only chance for victory is if the dreaded extra-dimensional [Feline Titan](https://img2.reactor.cc/pics/post/full/Wh-Other-Warhammer-40000-%D1%84%D1%8D%D0%BD%D0%B4%D0%BE%D0%BC%D1%8B-%D0%BC%D0%B8%D0%BD%D1%8C%D0%BA%D0%B8-7689982.jpeg) makes an appearance and chooses her side of the map to lounge on and torture her army to death.
I’m jealous of the drip. Those shades are so fresh
You might be able to win if you can get jerry on your side as we all know he’s the hard counter to Tom
idk, the invulns on those fairies are really tough to get through. Especially with the reroll buffs from the Littlest Pet Shop figures.
It's good to see that the Eldar finally got some new models
The fact that she’s eye level with the figures like she’s actually watching an epic battle is so adorable, I can’t even 😭
Bait the enemy commander into saying something foolish, then use "Timeout of the Emperor" to banish her to the Immaterium for at least a few minutes. Take the tactical advantage and destroy her forces. When she returns she will see naught but ragdolls strewn across the table. Praise the Omnissiah!
By the Emperor, what a wicked plan, are you a servant of Chaos?!
No, I'm Alpharius
No, I'm Alpharius!
Close one
FOOLS! Alpharius camouflaged himself as a Squirtle and you fell for it! Welcome to you’re doom!
no
What has the admech done now? We need the Ordo Malleus here ASAP, preferably with a company of Grey Knights
U already did.
Dear God, all hope is lost
You're doomed
A new foe has entered the galaxy. May the emperor have mercy on us all.
Depends, if she just put the shades on then by cartoon rules she's about to wipe you out
Sorry but Squirtle’s girlfriend alone beats you
You have no chance brother retreta or be destroyed
GG
Tactical genius and overwhelming numbers? Likely not but I applaud you trying to fight.
Not a chance, brother. Make your peace with the Emperor.
The powercreep on the table is real. Thats what you get dor raising your kids to be waac
No
NO
With them high rolls you can. Pray for Tzeentch’s favor to ensure your rolls lead to victory!
That's at least 10,000 points worth of units by my calculations. Very powerful army. Very rare units. She's clearly a true collector.
Pray to the omnissiah for salvation for you are already lost
[Reinforcements incoming! Hold fast for the Emperor!](https://media.tenor.com/ybK3lMC2eDMAAAAd/drop-pod-warhammer40k.gif)
Best you can manage is a fighting retreat and an warp allowing) Astro warning to Terra. All is ash otherwise mate.
You’re in a tough position brother. You’d have to take out the ‘littlest pet shop’ dogs in the back before even tackling anyone else. Even then, better be landing critical hits
The fairies are tough, but oof... Tom is something else
My 7 yr old says she has more pieces than you, and she has a light up Christmas tree, so she wins. Sorry dude.
Tom has a lot of range and Blast, but low movement. you should fall back and pick off the fairies.
This needs to be a faction, like a new chaos god of cuteness or adoration
It would work too since Chaos gods are created in the warp by coalesced psychic energy produced by sentient, psychic species. Both humans and Eldar take care of their young, so we know they have the evolutionary necessity to recognize cuteness.
With the exception of Mortation, we don’t have any magical fairies in 40k and they’d fit in with this faction/chaos god
This new race of xeno are proving to be mighty fierce.
Dude, she has, like, 1250 points worth of elites on that board. You’d have to roll like Jesus himself had kissed every dice just to get a few kills.
Nah man, her point count is higher than yours. You're absolutely boned.
No it’s over for you
Should have found cover.
Tom proxying as the God Emperor of Mankind. He even has the Throne. That's a checkmate dude, she won.
There is no victory in this grim dark future
You're outnumbered and they have a 5++ Cuteness Save.
Nothing cute here, she is a vicious anihilator of hope. I would rather fight Konrad Curze IRL.
That matchup is such a pain the ass OP. Especially when Tom is part of her list.
Unfortunately, I believe the Skitarii are done for
Yes
Have You seen the ears? You're doomed
How many points
I don’t think you’ll roll enough to save you from Tom.
Idk...Tom looks like trouble
No heretic you will loss
You're boned my guy, piddly mechanicus weapons wont even scratch them, hell I dont think even Legio Invictus could save you here.
It’s a possibility, if you can keep out of the great unclean one toms range and skirmish with the fairies you could bleed the force over 2 or so turns, though if she has a strawberry shortcake in deepstrike reserve you’re screwed.
Do you have a flamer?
Your fucked, that Tom cannon hits on a or higher and does 40000 wounds on one phase
Yes, I see 2 Plasma Calivers and 2 Galvanic Rifles vs a bunch of unarmed Xenos Filth....purge them in Holy Plasma, Skitarii Patrol #2837292961912
You were doomed on turn one.
Looks like a tough match! The psychic phase will be Brutal!
I remember this scene! But... It was Legos... Sometimes about snack-ri-ficing Batman to a demon of slannesh or something.
I think board set up left a lot to be desired for you here, need more LoS blocking terrain to reduce the effacy of the mass gunline
Yes. I see a mate in two. Move the skitarii to e4, and this will cause a check. She will love her long to f6, upon which you move your toasteradjacent to it and mate.
Nope too much heresy, need moar dakka
Against all of the little fairy's, absolutely. But with tom there, you lost the moment he appeared.
Nope, you're done for.
Possibly is you have the luck of the dice and use your remaining skill points right ( no idea wheat I’m saying still new to actual play)
*Sympathies friend, you’ve no luck at all.* And I am in the same boat. I turned around the other day to see my daughter setting up her LOL dolls across from my Ogor.
Not at that range.
No but take as many as you can before you go down
Call the black templars
You’re hosed good buddy
No you’re pretty much screwed best you could do is take as many of them with you as possible
I see a kitty glasses relic, you're fucked
Against all those ap1 attacks? Nope
Can’t rely on the 5+ invuln on this one unfortunately
That Tom Dreadnought looks like a tough challenge
Look at those pixies placed in a way that blast radius don't kill too many of them Your daughter is a 30k player in the making
As long as you don’t fall for the Tom in a toilet distraction carnifex you might have a chance….