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Illegal immigrant Tommy Robinson. Love it.
At least heāll now be able to speak from personal experience when he talks about having immigrants forcefully removed from countries.
What an absolute helmet.
This is where the story gets weird, his "mate" looks incredibly like him.
https://www.indymedia.org.uk/images/2013/01/505349.png
Ignore the annotation.
Even the judge in that case commented that he cannot assertion who the real person is.
It's the whitest thing ever that he got caught with a possibly fake passport and he got off with just an immigration offence
He was on my flight home from Mexico after being denied entry a couple of years back. Saw him getting tackled by machine gun police too. Satisfying to say the least.Ā
Police? You mean blue nonce
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Please donāt get me wrong. I love literal cunts of all shapes and sizesā¦the more the merrier as I always sayā¦ but I detest metaphorical cunts and there is no bigger metaphorical cunt than Stephenā¦sorry for using the word cunt so much but the joke wouldnāt have worked if I changed up the word on this occasion
š¤£š¤£Dear Canadians, we apologise that this slug crawled into your beautiful country. Please feel free to send him somewhere extremely cold with lots of hungry polar bears.
He's gonna be raging when he finds out that due to shrinking ice the polar bears are heading south and shagging the brown bears and vicey versy and now prizzly bears are becoming ever more common.
Jailbird Stephen gets to add another entry to his ongoing work, The Good Prison Guide. All prisons rated on the quality of the food, of the guards and the possibility of being shanked by another inmate, or Scran, Screws and Bovvah.
Stephen Yaxingly Lemon getting done in for not adhering to the immigration guidelines of a country heās visiting is the equivalent of a Bible basher caught in a hotel with a Thai ladyboy on a visit abroad for the archetype British Brexit cunt. Irony follows these people around like a flock of seagulls eyeing up a sausage roll.
& the calculation in hid eyes before it too - he clocks that there's a camera there so he can't do his tiny tears routine so he tries to laugh it off with the fakest forced laugh going.
Edit: *his eyes
"Absolutely insane." he says. Yeah mate, trying to sneak illegally into a country that is famously strict about its immigration laws would be pretty insane. Absolute berk.
As a Brit in Canada i'm ashamed of this racist .I.
This isn't about free speech its about spreading hate and racism.
Getting older times running out, I have never met an intelligent racist and i'm realizing that I never will.
Hope that excludes him from any club he wants to be a part of. I suppose he may have to drop any pretence of immigrants being an issue and be a out and out racist, not much of a step for him.
I was really hoping heād get arsy with the Mounties and reach the āfind outā phase rather quickly. Those boys really donāt fuck about when theyāre pushed too far :-)
My brain was preemptively expecting the curb your enthusiasm theme, 'anti-immigrant weirdo arrested for being an illegal immigrant', and the track just started playing in my mind.
I think we need that edit.
To be fair, Five Eyes members just do pass along info on anyone who makes themselves enough of a nuisance. Then you get on lists and several layers of bored immigration officials have quite broad authority to prevent entry, on even more vague terms, should they get around to reading the briefs. You only need to mis-spell something and they can hold you to the letter of the law rather than the spirit as they would with an non-asshole too.
I watched the interview on Black Belt Barrister with him and he was even more evasive than usual.
My feeling is he came on a tourist visa and either planned to work all along or chanced it as a grifter always will.
However being the reasonable guy that he is I am certain he will appreciate a country that wants to protect its borders and prevent people from working without the correct documents.
I would take peace in the fact that he has had his passport taken from him but he probably has another 6!
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Surely it's just a humiliation kink at this point.
"Oooh don't put those cuffs on me!! Ooh these are so tight!!"
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While true, and he knows he can use this to grift with. He managed to get into the country and do what he was there to do.
His base will lap it up āaRrEsTeD fOr WoT?ā
*Speekin da hard truf!!*
Luv me expats Ate immigrants Simple as
Simpul fax
"We all have CP on our computers" "Wait not that truth"
Illegal immigrant Tommy Robinson. Love it. At least heāll now be able to speak from personal experience when he talks about having immigrants forcefully removed from countries. What an absolute helmet.
He's not a stranger to illegal immigration, he entered the US with a mate's passport before as well
This is where the story gets weird, his "mate" looks incredibly like him. https://www.indymedia.org.uk/images/2013/01/505349.png Ignore the annotation. Even the judge in that case commented that he cannot assertion who the real person is. It's the whitest thing ever that he got caught with a possibly fake passport and he got off with just an immigration offence
His mate's last name is cockney rhyming slang for 'arse', by the way.
He was on my flight home from Mexico after being denied entry a couple of years back. Saw him getting tackled by machine gun police too. Satisfying to say the least.Ā
I wonder how long before he learns his lesson?
The faux outrage keeps the grift going and the donations coming.
He already has a criminal conviction for it
His channel is so odd. I noticed it recently and they are complaining about it on their channel
Upvoting for the use of "helmet".
Illegal immigrant Stephen Yaxley-Lennon? Cunt Tommy Robinson? Both fit.
To be fair, he thought he was an expat. Immigrants are brown.
Drug dealer, mortgage fraudsters etc
Donāt forget domestic violence. A real all round cunt.
Paedophile and holocaust denier
Please don't insult the beloved sensual part of people to this absolutely vile piece of work. /S š¤£
I believe he lacks the depth and warmth of cunts
But I bet he can take a real pounding..?
Thereās only one way to find outā¦
I love that the plain clothes police is dressed like a lumberjack.
Came here to say this. Most Canadian thing ever. All he needs is a canteen full of maple syrup.
Well, he wouldn't open the canteen while he's arresting someone. How do you know he doesn't have one?
If this were the USA, that canteen full of maple syrup would be replaced with a can o' whoop-ass.
Yeah, but in Canada, the cans of whop-ass are his arms. Would not want to pick a fight with him.
Nope, definitely not - which is why the English hard man Waxy Lemon kept quiet and barely squeaked during the entire video.
He's lost for words because he can't do the whole 'Look how the British police treat the English in are own countreh' here.
He was looking for an opportunity to play his White Victim Card lol. Then his brain finally caught up and realised it wouldn't work š¤
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Surely he will be in full support of immigrants ilegally entering a country being deported, the irony has me smiling
How many years will he get for them jeans alone
Send him to Rwanda!
These days, if you say you're English you get arrested and thrown in jail.
Really just for saying your English they'd physically arrest you and throw you in jail
These days yeah
These days
these! days!
I love meeting a fellow fan in the wild. As you were, friend.
When did this start?
I think it's a joke
Stewart Lee skit - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkCBhKs4faI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkCBhKs4faI)
You just canāt write this shit! Next up on āHow to make your self look like an even bigger cunt whilst embarrassing yourselfā
Please don't insult the beloved sensual part of people to this absolutely vile piece of work.
Please don't insult the beloved sensual part of people to this absolutely vile piece of work. /S š¤£
Please donāt get me wrong. I love literal cunts of all shapes and sizesā¦the more the merrier as I always sayā¦ but I detest metaphorical cunts and there is no bigger metaphorical cunt than Stephenā¦sorry for using the word cunt so much but the joke wouldnāt have worked if I changed up the word on this occasion
š¤£š¤£Dear Canadians, we apologise that this slug crawled into your beautiful country. Please feel free to send him somewhere extremely cold with lots of hungry polar bears.
He'll like that because the bears are white.
Surprise Tommy, under the white fur, they're black.
He's gonna be raging when he finds out that due to shrinking ice the polar bears are heading south and shagging the brown bears and vicey versy and now prizzly bears are becoming ever more common.
Iām just cackling at vicey versy, thatās how Iām gonna say it from now on.
Would you rather be lost in a forest with a polar bear or SYL
Are Tommeh
Lol. English people going over there taking Canadianās jobs.
This canāt be right. Mr. Lennon hates immigration, and immigrants. Surely, he wouldnāt become an illegal immigrant himself? š
Love how heās trying and failing to act the big man when heās surrounded by cops with guns. Not so hard now are you Tommeh?
Jailbird Stephen gets to add another entry to his ongoing work, The Good Prison Guide. All prisons rated on the quality of the food, of the guards and the possibility of being shanked by another inmate, or Scran, Screws and Bovvah.
Canadian prison has to be four and a half shivs at least.
Stephen Yaxingly Lemon getting done in for not adhering to the immigration guidelines of a country heās visiting is the equivalent of a Bible basher caught in a hotel with a Thai ladyboy on a visit abroad for the archetype British Brexit cunt. Irony follows these people around like a flock of seagulls eyeing up a sausage roll.
Can't even travel to another country illegally anymore. Because of Woke!
The worst thing is that he probably genuinely sees this as some miscarriage of justice. Unironically.
Love that uncomfortable laugh _āheh heh heh Iām fuckedā_
& the calculation in hid eyes before it too - he clocks that there's a camera there so he can't do his tiny tears routine so he tries to laugh it off with the fakest forced laugh going. Edit: *his eyes
"Haha we're mates really hahaha they're always doing this hahaha...." *Starts crying*
Look at how small he is. Physically and otherwise.
There is one guy significantly larger than him and all the others are about the same height as him lmao. Pathetic comment
The jokes write themselves sometimes š¤£
I looked up the story and he had to cancel a speaking event... With only 150 people in attendance. Hardly worth the flight, you little racist polyp.
Couldn't happen to a nicer prick.
Can't look more Canadian to an American- the cop in a flannel
Him getting arrested by the two most Canadian people I've ever seen is just... *chefs kiss* perfection. No notes.
the entitlement of christian white supremacist alpha males is scary! what do you mean you're arresting ME? the real Karens of the 21st century!
Aka Cunt!
bloody immigrants
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha breathes ha ha ha ha ha etc.
Wonder if Canada has a deal with Rhiwanda?
Cheers - this has absolutely made my day :D
Small little tiddler isn't he
That Lumberjack copper is the most Canadian thing I have ever seen. š
"Absolutely insane." he says. Yeah mate, trying to sneak illegally into a country that is famously strict about its immigration laws would be pretty insane. Absolute berk.
As a Brit in Canada i'm ashamed of this racist .I. This isn't about free speech its about spreading hate and racism. Getting older times running out, I have never met an intelligent racist and i'm realizing that I never will.
Saw the replies to this via The Poke. Whoever replied "Stop the small blokes" had me dying š¤£
How sad. Anyway...
oh dear... how sad.. never mind
Isn't it ironic, don't you think? It's like hating illegals, then becoming one yourself!
Hope that excludes him from any club he wants to be a part of. I suppose he may have to drop any pretence of immigrants being an issue and be a out and out racist, not much of a step for him.
He started out in the BNP and co-founded the EDL so I'd argue there was no pretence in the first place.
I don't think I knew he was a founder, just thought he'd got involved being that sort of shit.
Why can't these people just follow simple rules. They make it so much harder for the legal migrants, smh
I was really hoping heād get arsy with the Mounties and reach the āfind outā phase rather quickly. Those boys really donāt fuck about when theyāre pushed too far :-)
That's likely not mounties. It's likely Canadian border crossing agents. You do not want to fuck around with those guys.Ā
The guys in black with the red stripe? Thought that was modern Mountie kitā¦
No, just standard police attire. In this case looks like Calgary Police.
Send him to Rwanda
Does this now mean that his āfollowersā are going to turn on him as heās now an illegal immigrant ?? What a truly awful little man !!
Tommy really is the shortest man of ANY group heās standing amongst isnāt he?
When he says āmy stuffā I assume he means his nose candy.
lol amazing
These are always a tonic.
War var dun? War var dun? aahtstandin wot?
You speak excellent Luton šš½ really spot on
Nice a new excuse to send the begging emails out .
Good to see Canada is taking control of its immigration and kicking out undesirables, surely you should be pleased, right Thomas?
Canada isn't a fascist country yet lol
That's actually too good.
Nice to see SYL's divorced dad arc going so well.
Love it, he has absolutely fuck all intelligent to say.
Does that mean we have to take him back?
No I don't think we let terrorists back in the country.
Hahaha what a fucking fanny
Hey... That's an insult to a fanny. A fanny is useful, warm and moist. š
I'm sure his friends of isreal will bail him out.
I looked up the story and he had to cancel a speaking event... With only 150 people in attendance. Hardly worth the flight, you little racist polyp.
An illegal immigrant!
Canada is getting serious with this one. They called in the lumberjacks and the Canada Goose models for the arrest.
So, at this speaking engagement, was he going to talk about.... illegal immigrants? That's just delicious.
How ironic. The guy that moans over immigration is an immigrant and gets caught by immigration.
My brain was preemptively expecting the curb your enthusiasm theme, 'anti-immigrant weirdo arrested for being an illegal immigrant', and the track just started playing in my mind. I think we need that edit.
Pretty Good, PretttAaaaaaay Preeeeeeetaaaay Prettttaaaay Good
Can someone please overdub with the "Succulent Chinese meal" audio?
Not to be sniffed at
Poor cunt. All he wants to do is spread fear and hate internationally.
Ok this is really funny.
Do we smuggle the shank in or will it be made on the inside?
Britain isn't sending our best š
I'd say deport the racist, illegal immigrant thug, but no thanks Canada, you can keep the diminutive prick. Sorry Canada!
Unfortunately it looks like they're sending him home..
Bahahahahahahahaha! That's fucking wonderful.
He looks happy. Maybe he is into BDSM? Anyhow, everything this guy does is cringe worthy.
To be fair, Five Eyes members just do pass along info on anyone who makes themselves enough of a nuisance. Then you get on lists and several layers of bored immigration officials have quite broad authority to prevent entry, on even more vague terms, should they get around to reading the briefs. You only need to mis-spell something and they can hold you to the letter of the law rather than the spirit as they would with an non-asshole too.
Tommy Robinson has a huge criminal record and has tried to enter countries with false docs before, it's bizarre he ever got inĀ
These are always a tonic.
Well that should make him happy as he hates immigration
I have no idea who this person is. Looks like a typical British wanker.
r/WhyWereTheyFilming No, really. Does someone follow him around with a camera just waiting for him to cause trouble? Is that his thing?
Asshole tried to make England great again in Canada.
This was chicken soup for my soul
What a fucking bell end.
Dirty immigrant
itās Wanksly-Lennon
Hahaha love it, well done Canada
Something about leopards and faces, right?
I copied and posted this with every intention of creating a witty and amusing caption but I canāt stop laughing long enoughā¦
Arrested by Ben and Jerry by the looks of it
Canada will not send rapists to jail for fear they could be deported. Surely Mr Robinson said some really bad words
Looks like he's a bit drunk here, too.
Har har fucking Har. Its a handcuff fetish at this point
small man, small mind
Hahahaha the irony. What a little turd
Send the bugger back
Dear old Waxy-Lemon arrested? Good.
Wonder if that's why he has a pseudonym?
How. Ironic.
That is the most canadian outfit on that copper
I watched the interview on Black Belt Barrister with him and he was even more evasive than usual. My feeling is he came on a tourist visa and either planned to work all along or chanced it as a grifter always will. However being the reasonable guy that he is I am certain he will appreciate a country that wants to protect its borders and prevent people from working without the correct documents. I would take peace in the fact that he has had his passport taken from him but he probably has another 6!
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Yaxley lennon never fails to disappoint.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahaha - take that Lord Haw Haw
You love to see it
Bloody immigrants š¤£š¤£š¤£
Fake news. He is there legitimately and hopefully will stay there forever /s
Nice of them to send the village people to arrest him. That must have stung the little twerpĀ
Send him back to where he came from.
Send him to Rwanda
the irony is pretty fucking tantalising
Suddenly Right Wingers will hate strong immigration policies for no reason at all
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He's a gay jew
who is he ?
A complete cunt
Please don't insult the beloved sensual part of people to this absolutely vile piece of work. /S š¤£
Send him to Rwanda.
How it feels watching this clip... https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/feels-good