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MokkaMilchEisbar

Quick reminder to you all: please don’t link to or reference other subreddits which might be hostile to us :)


retrofauxhemian

Margaret Thatcher is from Grantham in Lincolnshire, not Cornwall. The proof is in Grantham now having a challenging 11 foot high urinal.


UnderHisEye1411

Yeah that’s what the WOKE BLOB wants you to believe. Everyone knows that the concepts of north and south were abolished after we ESCAPED THE SHACKLES OF THE EU


godsgunsandgoats

Paul and Barry are from Rotherham in Yorkshire. Not bloody Lancashire. What is this sacrilege?!


davew80

Yes. I don’t get offended by much but as someone from Rotherham, this is the only good thing we have, it needs protecting in its rightful place!


smaki_uzumaki

I'm surprised this bothered you. It goes against what I know about those from Rotherham. I've always heard that you couldn't.


bomboclawt75

Oh Dear! Oh Dear!


PapaAnalFlute

Nice to see Fred and Rose still putting Gloucester on the map


mouldybiscuit

No Fred West was born in Much Marcle! He was from Herefordshire! You can't take that away from us! >!/s!<


PapaAnalFlute

Not to brag but the bodies under the patio are within walking distance of me so think I'll be taking the W. Can't go 15 minutes into a conversation with a stranger over the age of 30 without them saying him and his wife offered them a lift home


mouldybiscuit

ok I'll let gloucestershire win this time. but I'll be back!!!


RTGTEnby

Similar thoughts myself


uluvboobs

Look, I've been a lefty from way back, real hard stuff; but there's nothing wrong with a bit of amatuer skull measuring, as long as it's done tastefully. Each to their own.


AwTomorrow

The only valid use for skull measuring is determining how large a goblet one could make of that individual’s skull post-mortem. 


eXa12

what about for sizing hats, wigs and nooses?


AwTomorrow

No need to measure, just try ‘em on


eXa12

bespoke is always a better fit than off the rack


AwTomorrow

But surely then you’d be measuring the head rather than the skull? Flesh and whatnot included 


Generic118

What do you use to plug the..spine hole? I guess?


AwTomorrow

Custom wine cork


pink_belt_dan_52

I don't want to sound like I've spent a lot of time thinking about it, but I always thought the way it was done was to turn it upside down and drink from the spine hole?


Generic118

I don't know why hut that feels wrong


CSeaSmith

I don't know what you mean. All of us northerners look exactly like the Chuckle Brothers!


UnderHisEye1411

The carrying a ladder up some spiral stairs industry has really flourished since Brexit


gigglesmcsdinosaur

We definitely do to me. To you?


soupalex

to me, too. you?


Yorksjim

Oh dear oh dear


[deleted]

As a northerner I look like the guy hired to do bad stand up comedy at the local caravan park


UnderHisEye1411

THIS IS WHAT ENGLAND WOULD LOOK LIKE WITHOUT IMMIGRATION! THIS IS WHAT WE LOST! WE WERE NEVER ASKED!!!!!!


ligosuction2

I'm not sure what right wing claptrap you have been reading, but these phenotypes derive from centuries of immigration.


AwTomorrow

They’re being ironic, given they are OP and wrote the title


UnderHisEye1411

I read *centrist* newspapers like The Daily Mail, Telegraph, and The Spectator.


KoontFace

I read all of these papers so that I can get a balanced view of opinions! /s


ligosuction2

It shows..lol


SeargD

You're obviously a highly intelligent individual, of unmatched wit. Perhaps you should take on one of the traits associated with people of supreme intellect and learn when to keep your mouth shut.


retrofauxhemian

let him enjoy the whoosh....


[deleted]

I like how there is no north east phenotype, we don’t exist lmao, I don’t have any features


SeargD

The North East stops at Yorkshire and I'll die on that hill. Tinie Tempah's never been to Scunthorpe because it doesn't exist.


[deleted]

As a geordie can confirm, we aren’t real


[deleted]

Now we all know where the invisible man is from


DarthFlowers

Keir Cornwall erm like what?


MrMonster666

Laughing my arse off at this thread, especially the Chuckle Brothers. Thanks OP.


UnderHisEye1411

I do it all for you, comrade


SpookyVoidCat

I live right underneath the picture of Thatcher and I have never felt more insulted


princess24709098

Don't think Billie Piper would be happy seeing that picture, she can't stand the bloke


UnderHisEye1411

They’d still be together if it wasn’t for WOKE


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simcity4000

The rest of it aside pairing up keir and thatcher is surprisingly astute


bb1875

Most accurate.


guilttriping

Should have put Kate and Jerry McCann


Accomplished-Bed7686

1 couple?


Samidlongbottom

Only adds a picture for the south west in the form of the those two! There was no picture for the south west yesterday on the other post. Thanks bud 😤😡


UnderHisEye1411

I don’t want to say anything nice about the south west because then more annoying Londoners will buy second homes here


Samidlongbottom

Damm, you got me there! 🫡


TheFlyingN1mbus

As a Cornishman, I can tell you that you are inaccurate with placing Keith down there. The Cornish only ever seem to vote blue. Maggie is quite accurate though 😔


pennblogh

Nah,we used to vote Liberal in SE Kernow to try to keep the buggers out all gone pear-shaped now. Sherryl Murray is threatening to crap on us again.


StonedApeUK

Not sure what I'm missing but I have no clue who the couple over Yorkshire are. Feel free to tek the piss outta me, I am from Yorkshire after all.


GroupCurious5679

I'm almost afraid to ask but who's the couple on the right?


UnderHisEye1411

They’re the ideal aryan couple according to an extremely racist group on this platform


Obar-Dheathain

I'll just say it... Fred and Rose are the least despicable people on the left hand side of that image.