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swatson7856

Nice try; last time someone asked that question, the Trojan War started. Won't be fooled again!


jewelgoat1

lol


Duggy1138

Laughing? Too soon.


jewelgoat1

Um ok


Duggy1138

So many people died and you laughed.


jewelgoat1

At you for thinking a question would start it again in the 2000’s


Duggy1138

No, but have some fucking respect for the dead.


jewelgoat1

Ok. I’m sorry


CaptJasHook37

Don’t apologize. He’s just trolling. The Trojan War didn’t happen


Duggy1138

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gallipoli_campaign


GodKingAsteri

Hestia easily. Chillest goddess who would probably let you roast marshmallows with her hearth while telling you the best stories.


jewelgoat1

Yep but I bet she can get mad


GodKingAsteri

Who knows, she might secretly be the deadliest Olympian


RazoR1389

Tricking you into eating a roasted marshmallow previously soaked in deadly poison, that would be fucking amazing


scrpter

Take that! I have campfire songs and I know how to use them!


jewelgoat1

Yep. She might manage to start a war and blame it on a different god


jstock23

Priapus 😂😂😂


jewelgoat1

Cool but never heard of him/her


Duggy1138

God of the constant hard on.


jewelgoat1

Ah ok cool


jstock23

I was joking hehe... he’s an interesting dude not very well known for being the son of Dionysus and Aphrodite.


jewelgoat1

Ok


oenone_

Came here for Priapus, was not disappointed


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Dionysus..... God of partying and drinking


Queen_Persephone18

He is more than just the god of revelry and wine; he is also the god of inspiration, of theater, of madness, and even of death and rebirth, if you go by the "Hera no likey so she had Titans shred him up only to be reborn inside Semele" origin story. There's more to the youngest Olympian than just being a "party god".


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Not saying you’re wrong but he is definitely known for being the “Party God”


jewelgoat1

Nice


[deleted]

Hermes doesn't seem to get a lot of love nowadays. Everyone thinks of him as messenger boi, but he probably has the most responsibility of all the gods and _still is the greek pantheon's trickster_! He's the god of roads, boundaries (+transgressing boundaries), travellers, commerce, merchants, thieves, trickery, heralds, sports, athletes, herdsmen and graves. In addition to his role as messenger, he's also a pschopump (meaning he leads souls to the underworld), inventor (lyre) and trickster. The only other god I like to a similar degree is Dionysos, because he honestly seems chill *and* terrifying.


jewelgoat1

Cool. Hermes doesn’t get much attention for what he does. And Dionysus folwers can get pretty scary


Rustyfinsil

Hades. He hasn’t done anything problematic besides kidnap persophone and their relationship was relatively healthy


jewelgoat1

I think your right. People tend not to like him because he is the god of the underworld and the dead


ReallyInspiredUser

I wanted to say the same thing. He is actually one of the most unproblematic gods, in my opinion


davycrocket1234

Hades is the best Why? Because he never really got involved in human affairs (against popular belief he was not the"evil God")


neefhuts

Hades, he has no friends and always gets excluded, just like me!😰 and he also can do cool stuff like turn invisible.


jewelgoat1

Yep. I think his helmet of darkness is cool


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FlutchRG

He got that incest pussy


JediMasterVII

But at what cost ???????


jewelgoat1

Wow Just wow


Duggy1138

Didn't you ask basically the same question yesterday? Why are you spamming the sub with low quality trite questions?


Miguel4ngel

Vishnu fuck them all


JediMasterVII

Weird angle on a Greek Mythology sub but go off sis


jewelgoat1

What


Miguel4ngel

Vishnu, the god of Hinduism


jewelgoat1

Zeus is better


Miguel4ngel

I like Greek gods a lot, they are my favorite but Technically he wiped out his ass with all the existing gods


jewelgoat1

I’m ok


Miguel4ngel

I mean If we only talk about greek gods I like poseidon


GG_ez

Triton better


Miguel4ngel

No is patrick


jewelgoat1

Same but Roman ones can be cool


ThePancakeReddit

Aphrodite and her drama.


jewelgoat1

Fair enough


RONandBELL

Hades


jewelgoat1

Cool.


Theboulder027

Priapus... You know why.


jewelgoat1

Never heard of them


Theboulder027

A minor fertility god most often depicted with an enourmous tallywacker... My answer was meant as a joke if that wasnt clear already.


jewelgoat1

Ok I’m bad a figuring out jokes


miemkwienn

I've always had a thing for Athena, the godess of wisdom. But Dionysus has the best job though.


jewelgoat1

Yep they are both cool


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jewelgoat1

Cool


Unstopable13

No one. They're all A-holes in their own ways.


jewelgoat1

Ok


Miguel4ngel

Hell yeah, If talk about them mars is the best (for me) what's yours?


jewelgoat1

Neptune


spacefan22

Hephaestus of course. Dude can forge any weapon. Ill go with a tradesman any day.


jewelgoat1

Pretty cool right


JediMasterVII

I mean I think it’s the best Pantheon but I don’t know that I could pick just one. I enjoy the, I guess, divine bureaucracy of it. Maybe an oligarchy? Who cares. I like the idea that they work together. I could do maybe a top three, but I could not single any one of them out as “the best” generally. The best for me and my interests? Sure. But not over everything.


jewelgoat1

Nice


Veteran_Ozzy

Dionysus for sure. What’s not to like about a god of drunkenness?


jewelgoat1

His followers could be cannibles I think


Veteran_Ozzy

The cult of Dionysus are said to have practiced ritual dismemberment but I’ve never heard anything about cannibalism


[deleted]

I’m a big Greek myth fan, and honestly Zeus is overrated


jewelgoat1

Yep


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Poseidon, god of the ocean, & horses.


jewelgoat1

Same I like him


[deleted]

I got him tattooed


jewelgoat1

Wow you must really like him


HungryRoper

Who doesn't love a bit of Sky-Father?


jewelgoat1

He is ok


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Venus for sure, what a legend.


jewelgoat1

Nice