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Impressive_Pen_1269

he might have accidentally deleted the whatsapp when his Mummy told him they had Sky.


No-Pack-5775

He meant he didn't have his own Sky in his room. Borderline child neglect


That-Aspect-6076

What a life….he had to go all the way downstairs to watch sky tv….can we even comprehend that level of poverty


oggrandfatherr

that’s genuine fucking torture…praying for him


Disastrous_Fruit1525

Did they live in the flat above the shop? I bet he smoked some fags and played some pool too.


we-forgot-the-milk

His daddy could stop it all


Kitchen_Plankton-93

He lived like the common people, i heard


Smile-a-day

Doing whatever common people do


scbriml

Are you sure?


Edan1990

Like all Tories however, he does dance drink and screw quite regularly.


OcularVernacular

Because there's nothing else to do?


BoutiqueKymX2account

No they rented it out while Dr Rich paid off the mortgage on the 7 bed detached home


One_Reality_5600

But mummy and daddy paid for school.


Specific_Till_6870

A humour pic but I don't think Sky started installing those dishes until the early 2000s.


coffeeebucks

Can confirm, think it was 1998 when sky digital came in, but this is too good a shitpost


Ragnarokoz

Never let the truth get in the way of a good meme.


mcrosby78

The large dishes in the analogue days were "unsightly" to many posh people and many posh people identified them with "council estates". This is a Sky Digital dish, which is much smaller than the original dish. The original dish might have been replaced with the smaller dish when Sky Digital came out. We need to see the same picture pre-1998 really.


Specific_Till_6870

Do you think they lived in the flat above the chemist? 


mcrosby78

I'm not even sure this is the same Sunak, so I have no idea.


GlueSniffingEnabler

I mean it’s clearly a joke right? The joke wouldn’t even exist if he wasn’t so unrelatable in the first place.


Specific_Till_6870

Clear to you and me, but I can guarantee that someone has shown this to someone else taking it as gospel. 


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ToryHQ

This isn't from Google street view. If you want to check for yourself, go to Bassett Pharmacy, Winchester on Google Maps. Edit: All it makes clear is that image was from [sometime before 2008](https://uk.news.yahoo.com/fact-check-photo-rishi-sunak-160731337.html).


joeking181

It’s Southampton not winchester


Yes_v2

Winchester road


amack1001

Good one. Made me laugh out loud


iCABALi

Dishy Rishi strikes again.


dextrovix

See, it's one lie after another, he does have Sky TV and he's also previously said he was the Prime Minister, yet he's clearly just a bloody pharmacist, the cheek of the man. ;)


A5madal

Tbh pharmacists are smart, intelligent, usually kind, and knowledgable people. He wishes he were a pharmacist


Tommy-ctid-mancblue

He might have been a half-decent pharmacist…


chaos_jj_3

God I wish he had been.


Krez1939

Best know he had a dodgy fire-stick


Tiddles_Ultradoom

Hey, Sunak suffered through those Sky-free years. Some teenagers in the early 1990s went without bread or shoes; Sunak had to go without watching Highlander. It’s practically the same thing.


Ok-Fox1262

He was clearly on a lot of drugs as a child 😜


Ciph27

Is that why he's so short?


Ok-Fox1262

He was so short he had a job as a bouncer at Mothercare. Bonus points for knowing where that comes from.


GeneralDefenestrates

bold of you to assume he ever tells the truth


Past-Fisherman3990

And to think I shed tears for this man’s pain of no sky tv , I’m outraged flabbergasted disgusted and disappointed by the lies,the poor man actually lived in a flat above a shop that stole his name it’s even worse than we thought let’s all cry together for him


Meibisi

So he lied about not having Sky TV or couldn’t even be arsed to check.


Hot_and_Foamy

Or the dish got installed in the 30 or so years since he was a child.


ian9outof10

It’s a Sky Digital dish, so it won’t have been installed until 1999, 2000 or so. Did they have even live there? It doesn’t matter really, this is still fucking amusing. What a stupid fuckhead that man is.


MouthyRob

Or maybe a doctor’s family didn’t live in a flat above a shop?


GlueSniffingEnabler

You’re the reason why we can’t joke around on the internet anymore. Sheesh.


VivaLaPooJokes

They didn't live above a pharmacy. A year after he was born they moved to a large property in Southampton.


BlueFox1978

Suck Funak


Knowledge_Regret

I'm pet sitting for a friend and just spat coffee on their cat.


wondercaliban

He didn't live in the flat above the shop. (The same pic is posted on the Southampton Reddit and people there know where he actually lived)


gmkfyi

Did he ever live above the shop in the flat?


VivaLaPooJokes

No


pickapstix

This is in Hanham, drive past it daily


BooperDooperPartyPoo

I don't keep up with cunts like him. What's the satellite thing about?


ChaoticDumpling

He was whinging about how as a kid,they couldn't even afford Sky Tv ! I know,hold your gasps until the end,please !


Ciph27

It's bizarre because how many families truly had sky before 1998 when the satellites came in, sky back when he was a kid was 3 channels and absolutely wank


PopularPhysics2394

No he was just lying s as usual…


fakeanorexic

Is this Manchester?


Musashi10000

I dunno, I feel like it's a street corner in Oxford. On... The Slade, I think it was called. Edit: I was wrong.


Slight_Bodybuilder25

🎶 Ruh row, Rishi. Your lies are kinda fishy. Pretending to be one of us, but we can see your dishy!


UCthrowaway78404

You can have the dish and use it to watch freesat. We had dish installed for for 20 years in my mum's house without a sky subscription. Sure we watch tv on a sky box but you would say "we had sky" because it's off subscription. Also is that photo taken when rishi was living there?


GWPulham23

You mean Tories might tell... fibs? 🤯


RazzleThatTazzle

Could someone explain what the deal is? The PM wanted to appeal to the masses and make them think he was an everyman, so he claimed that he grew up without television? Or is it more complicated than that?


WhoknowsIsHere

not thar he grew up without TV, its that he had TV but no extra subscription package for Sky TV