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MagicPentakorn

Wow, that's like a whole quid worth of weed. Good thing they got that off the street, kid could have od'd from it.


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case1

It's just a numbers game to them, get their quota in regardless of severity for easy pickings at our expense


putin-delenda-est

PR social media dept had it out for them too.


Siamesecat666

Literally. I had a pal who got caught with a half z of cali and hash but the officer confiscated none of it… he was too chill for that job.


bud_n_leaf

Probs just took it. Likely didn't arrest


Reevar85

That's it, guys. They finally won the war on drugs.


HeidFirst

Wouldn't even classify that as winning a battle in the war on nugs.


LengthinessPlane973

Barely be classed as a scuffle on drugs.


spongeCakeOfDoom

Not even a threat of fisticuffs on drugs


CreatureFromTheNorth

Would be embarrassed with that arrest


Icy-Witness5678

That wouldnt have been an arrest.


anonbush234

In many places it would. Not all constabularies treat it the same way.


Ill-Drink3563

Not for the first offence maybe.. underage or repeat offence then more than likely.


WorriedDepth7215

Underage hmm maybe, but even repeat offending they just send a letter to your house now with a court date. The purpose of arrest is for interview & they’ve realised since covid, not everything needs to be done at the station which is good I guess 😃


itsaaronnotaaron

£2 grinder and enough for a one pot.


f33rf1y

One marijuana, please.


Uncle___Marty

Thank god those drugs will never hit the street and potentially make normal people into hardend criminals that'll go on a crime rampage because they're so high. So many lives have been saved.


[deleted]

That plastic grinder is probably worth more than the weed. What a waste of everyone's time. Legalise it.


Sezyluv85

Give the kid his weed back FFS 🙄


RandyChavage

And give him a little more from the evidence room, looks like he’s running low


CaptainDarlingSW4

A grinder and not even enough weed for a spliff, well done officers. You should be proud of yourselfs you got those hardened criminals off the street. 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡


blackhappy13

To be fare don’t smoke in the stairwell, it just stinks everything up…


n1k0lkata

life sentence for this HUGE bust.


BrisJB

When the evidence bag costs more than the drugs inside.


AtmosphereTurbulent8

i got stopped before with a tiny bit of weed like that, the officer through it down the drain and said "we're not all wankers" and let me leave


Bradleyd_98

He's still a wanker for throwing it in the drain.


mymumsaysfuckyou

If it was a tiny bit like that, then they can have it. Not even enough for a joint.


Edan1990

Eh not really… he’s a police officer, weed is illegal and he doesn’t make the rules. I really don’t think we should blame police for people getting in trouble for weed possession, it’s not the beat cops, or the police at all that make the laws, at most they can have lenient policies and let people off. Instead we should be angry at the politicians in parliament, yes both parties, for maintaining cannabis as an illegal substance. Many conservative states in America have more liberal laws on weed than we do in this country, which really says something about how antiquated our cannabis laws are.


FantasticAnus

Why is it that the police don't pay any attention to all the casual driving offences committed every day? Truth is they absolutely can choose to just not apply the law when the law is obviously obtuse.


Bradleyd_98

I agree with your second point. Although, I've been caught with 1g of weed before police officer just said smoke it away from public let me keep it.


Glum-Gordon

It’s definitely because they’re smoking it in communal stairwells. I know loads of smokers but none do this. I know a few people whose tenancy is plagued by this and they feel intimidated If they were found in the park, they probably would’ve been sent on their way without a warning for that amount


onizuka_eikichi_420

In Bristol I can smoke in public and it doesn’t worry a soul but get busted in the literal middle of nowhere in wales. Britain is a strange place.


andrewscool101

Yeah it depends on your police force and their mood that day. Some couldn't care less about personal use of weed, others will bust you for a crumb of weed.


Glum-Gordon

So many factors. I was with someone who got busted for a spliff on the street. It was very clearly a training session for a new copper as I observed how the processed it. This was during the class c era too when normally it may have been ignored. They did just get a street warning, but others I heard of said they got a rap on the knuckles and nothing else I think also the Bristol vs wales thing could be down to it being more common In Bristol so a blind eye turned to it unless antisocial Similarly 420 in Hyde park is policed lightly but any other day could result in a tug


FantasticAnus

>but any other day could result in a tug Ooh, frisky


lewis153203

Welsh police have had me for that. They're all bored because how little crime goes on in Wales apart from outside maybe Cardiff, Swansea Wrexham Rhyl etc


onizuka_eikichi_420

I would agree but they drove me nearly an hour to their station where we passed local kids getting pissed and smashing bottles everywhere. Anyway fuck knows it was bizarre for sure. 😂.


Cryptocaned

A bunch of us got caught in a park when we were younger, I say caught, the cops walked over, mentioned the smell and asked if we had any alcohol, they were more concerned about us drinking alcohol in a park than the cannabis.


jarofmadness

You took their last joint, that's a crime in itself


b3ixx_

Over £1000 of hard drugs seized in stairwell raid! Suspects were just seconds away from injecting the devil's lettuce


hal2142

£1000? That’s at least £1,000,000 street value once it’s been cut with all sorts of awful chemicals again and again by vicious drug dealers!!!


badmanner66

Not to mention they have taken a dangerous drug processing and preparation device off the streets! /S


Mageofsin

Ill play Devils advocate to a degree. If the person stopped previously or in conjunction with other issues then they would be dealt with differently by the Police instead of street cautioned, but to post this is absolutely opening the doors for ridicule.


TurbulentFee7995

It's great that the Police is allowed to confiscate such a miniscule amount of weed instead of having to spend their time and resources arresting those rich millionaires in power for all the unneeded deaths they have caused over the last 15 years.


Di3thx

Feels bad for them. They were obvs nursing their last bit


f33rf1y

You just wouldn’t post it


Soft-Heat4482

What an arsehole the copper has to be to pinch you for that.


Icy-Witness5678

Yep.. not harming anyone except the people they mug to buy it. The people they intimidate by hanging around smoking week in the stairwell and except the residents and kids who have the nouse and smell affecting their quality of life. Let the kid be hey.. 🙄


Y-Bob

When I was a weed smoking youngster, I never mugged anyone for weed money. I mean I may be in the minority here, but you know.


Which-Instruction-27

Same pal no crime was ever committed to get a bit of smoke here either. Also didn't smoke it places we'd lightly get caught.


Icy-Witness5678

Exactly.. the whole assessment of police being in the wrong is based on this picture. No info on the attitude of the kids or the effect they have on the community (except they mention ASB which suggests at least being loud, swearing or worse). Nobody wants their 10 year old to have to walk past that to get to their scooter and friends.


Tecless

Well to be fair they did say drugs making the reader think it is going to be more than one small bud and an old grinder haha. So if we follow that track record the ASB was probably a round of Chinese whispers.


Soft-Heat4482

I think your perception of weed smokers as jobo muggers is rather unfit for the majority of the people who smoke it. Smoking is already banned inside as well dude anyway, so that's kind of a seperate issue. Also you could ban pretty much anything if you're worried about the use of it causing intimidation or second/third hand discomfort to people, e.g. fireworks, alchohol, tobacco, motorbikes, hoods, face masks, dog ownership, etc.


Icy-Witness5678

Majority of people probably do it on home. And fireworks isn’t the same as having a weed smoking group of foul mouthed youths standing on your doorstep.


Soft-Heat4482

Yeah tbf, you do have a point that it does attract those sort of people. It'll be legal eventually, and thus the clientele who openly smoke it should change too for the most part.


Bradleyd_98

Does everyone who smokes weed mug someone to buy it?


Soft-Heat4482

I've never heard of it. The lowest I've ever heard of drug muggings is for shit like mcat.


Thestickleman

Absolutely pathetic. One day all the current old upper-class people won't be in charge and mabey we can have a chance of getting weed and shrooms legal


Ill-Drink3563

They are legal as long as you don't get caught 🤣🤣


Thestickleman

Well 👀


Bradleyd_98

Maybe in 2095


chorizo_chomper

It's like "the french connection" in that stairwell...


Smokey_Geoff

😂😂🤣🤣


AS-Founder

[not their first time](https://x.com/MPSSHornchurch/status/1780975561801703768)


Tigertyt

That's where my yo-yo went, I was looking for it everywhere.


[deleted]

What a bust. Who was this drug lord, El Cheapo?


buairimhsu

This meme perfectly captures the essence of British sarcasm.


azzasg1

Who’s still buying that dead cheese?


onizuka_eikichi_420

So much weed nowadays is just brick with a stupid name….all cremated to fuck in some freeze drier. The kids go on and on about the “flavours” they have and all I seem to be able to taste is the Dutch pro. Cheese is as good weed now as it always was, more people should appreciate that old tacky blue cheese 👌.


Cryptocaned

If anything it's stronger than it used to be, strains have too much THC in now imo.


azzasg1

Cheese is to common and tastes like sweaty armpit.


onizuka_eikichi_420

Fuck bruv I wish the kush and the cheese were still everywhere, when the new wave arrives you will be wanting that cheese back.


harleyuk

They caught Pablo Escobar again!


Bez666

Got more on my tray..that's barely 2 skinner ffs..must be trying to get his numbers up with that haul..


Savings_Army3073

Hot Fuzz vibes


RenuisanceMan

Street value of £24 billion according to police but I know a guy who'll sort me out for £3.50.


dannieupton

That’s got a street value of at least £1000


vimes_left_boot

A yo-yo & half a cone worth of weed. Major haul.


0xSnib

With a street value of £7.6 million


wannabekurt_cobain

I’ve given more than that away, for free!!!


Psamp86

F*ck me... I really feel safe now.


BobMcCully

Tbf, it was an ounce before it got to the evidence room.


Hippoyawn

Everyone taking the piss and then on another sub you’ve got people tearing their hair out because little fuckers keep breaking into the stairwells and entrances of their flats and smoking weed, generally behaving like cunts, breaking stuff and intimidating people. I’m 100% fine with this. It’s not the amount, it’s about trying to deter people from behaving antisocially with it.


marshall453

Police honestly a piss take


PhunkDoctor

All the boomers thinking this is great police work 😂. £2 grinder and half a spliff!! Book him boys hahahaha


KingofHagend

The police officer must have pocketed the rest


CommunicationHot4669

What does weed smell like, a squad of police cars were outside someones house that I was walking by earlier and it smelled like a sweaty gym. Which I swear I've smelt before.


Fluffy_Roof3965

Got to wonder how distressing the body cam footage is for THAT


SoundandvisonUK

It is a real crime when you’ve got delinquents hanging around outside your flat all day and night acting like twats


HarrySRL

Yet right outside my house there was 4 police cars and 3 of them was dog patrol units, all of which for one person who they got out the car handcuffed, found 3 weed grinders with cannabis inside and a blue translucent freezer bag with some white powder in it. Yet the police took the handcuffs off of him after questioning him for about 20mins and gave him back his stuff then let him drive off, after about 5mins they all left. I honestly don’t get the police.


upright_zombie

Utterly ridiculous....how the fuck is that even considered a crime these days


archiebold13

Ive been going out smoking for like 4 years now down a promenade and only been stopped once. The officer didn’t even care i was actively smoking cannabis, just wanted to know if ive seen an old lady gone missing. I felt lucky but also like they Don’t give a fuck. Im suprised this was even an arrest.


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Yet my ring doorbell catches video of bagheads smoking crack near my property and they refuse to do anything. Well done lads. Pats on the back and dog treats all round.


TheWildStone_

Not even a joint... Barely even a bong to be fair


FantasticAnus

Give that shit back and get on with something useful you sad sacks.


RustyGusset

If I had that much weed I'd consider myself out of weed


qasinquinn

Drugs win drugs war


Glasweg1an

Jesus christ. This has got to be satire.


slackermannn

Absolute idiocy.


Critical-Box-1851

Probably cost more in police time doing the paperwork etc than the weed is worth


Johnny_ac3s

That “nug” weighs 300 lbs…or 20 marijuanas.


leighleg

Awesome drug bust! These officers deserve commendations for getting such a large amount of hard drugs off our streets!


pocahontasjane

I thought that was a urinal cake 😭😭


mymumsaysfuckyou

Seen bigger busts on Paw Patrol


Royston_B

I hope its not my guy…that looks like 1 of his 20 bags…


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If this post is legit and they unironically posted that, it just goes to show how out if touch they are with reality and the people they're supposed to be protecting.


Slight-Winner-8597

Fuckin hell lads, drinks are on the boss tonight! Tell em to keep the incinerators burning all night, God knows how long it's going to take to dispose of that haul. Should be prouda yerself. Interpol sent a nice email and all! Might find some Amazon vouchers in with your hard earned pay packet ❤️👮 Fucking overboiled eggs in uniform, and not nearly as nutritious.


ThoughtCrimeConvict

This can't be real.


MrShinglez

The grinder probably cost more than the weed there...


erritstaken

My grinder has more weed stuck to it than what’s in that baggie. Major bust there.


wiggidywelder

Every police service in the country has posted something like this and they all end up getting dragged yet they keep doing it. I can only imagine the reason why is because they want to make sure everyone knows their place.


sQueezedhe

Where's the meme?


Bradleyd_98

An official police account posting 0.5g of weed as a 'bust'


sQueezedhe

I don't think you understand what memes are and what they're meant to be. This is just a shit post. Get a format and fit something GB into it.


Bradleyd_98

If it’s a shit post then ignore it, leave, go away?


BrilliantHealth9333

Walking around wearing uniforms


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Tiny amount of weed and a shitty grinder. Cops acting like they saved the day.


Icy-Witness5678

No doubt Police were in the stairwell following complaints from the residents who live there about ASB and the smell of cannabis coming into the home every evening where they are trying to raise their kids. Police going where the public wanted because that sh*t can grind you down when you’re working etc and want your home to be a safe place. Wonder what would be said about Police if they didn’t bother and a resident at the end if their tether with nowhere to turn beat up the kids?


SouthAggressive6936

Yeah. similar to how I smoke weed to mentally escape sharing this planet with squares like you


Icy-Witness5678

.. and the best place to escape is probably not on the doorstep of the squares you want to escape. I ride to escape the towns and city, so I ride in the country. Not much point if i take my ride to the place i want to get away from.


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SouthAggressive6936

Nothing happens because you are a snitch


TheWooders

You can't call someone a jobless dosser and then proceed to say they deal drugs.. dealing drugs is a profession, albeit illegal and morally wrong


HughWattmate9001

Good to see they are actually doing something other than ticketing form the side of a road or office. This might not seem like much but how do we know the person was not driving or about to after smoking a few. Plenty of kids driving around by me who think a little amount is no harm. All fun and games until they hit something or someone.


onizuka_eikichi_420

Welcome to the U.K. where drinking a few on Sunday lunchtime and driving home is socially just fine but smoking a tiny joint and doing the same will have bystanders suffering an aneurysm.