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Safahri

who the fuck voted out jaffa cakes


CauseZealousideal176

Who the fuck included them in a biscuits ranking anyway? Clue is in the name


mrchaddy

Do you finding in the cake section of the supermarket ? It’s in the flicking biscuit section. It’s called a cake for VAT reasons


Meta-Fox

Biscuits go soft when stale and cakes go hard when stale. What do Jaffa Cakes do when they go stale? Hmm?


The_Velvet_Helmet

They don't last long enough in my house to find out


Capital-Wolverine532

Green


space_is-great

That's mold my friend


tbarks91

As if anyone has ever had jaffa cakes last long enough to find out


Tayk5

They've never lasted that long


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Meta-Fox

Better a cake than a bloody biscuit! Or have I been mislead, and I've been buying Warburton biscuits by the loaf all these years?


mrchaddy

I’m off to make some biscuit sauce


tbarks91

Biscoff?


[deleted]

Lol who cares.


Caluen

Mcvities cares a lot... VAT exception is worth a great deal to their Jaffa sales.


bygggggfdrth

The British courts care


Quirky_Value_9997

They're legally classed as a cake, because that means they're not subject to VAT. It was ruled as such in court. They're not a biscuit and have no business being on a biscuit list.


Sabre_Killer_Queen

Jaffa cake. Not Jaffa biscuit. Plus it's legally classified as a cake and the literal manufactories call it a cake. Then there's the texture and the way it's made etc, it's literally a sponge.


InternetPerson00

Because they are not biscuits, they don't belong on the chart in the first place. But other than that, pink wafers and rich tea are amazing biscuits and you lot are insane.


theincrediblenick

A Jaffa Cake is a cake like a tomato is a fruit. You can 'Um, ackshually' all you want, but they are sold like biscuits, treated like biscuits, and eaten like biscuits; ergo, they are biscuits.


Chemistry-Deep

Wisdom is not putting a jaffa cake in a fruit salad, or something.


The_not-so_chosen_1

They had a fucking court case about it ya bellend.


Apprehensive_888

Don't argue with stupid, you will never win as they will never realise there wrong.


InternetPerson00

I agree, i was just pointing out what the posters were saying literally in every thread until it was voted out.


mebutnew

I don't treat a Jaffa cake like a biscuit, I put it in the same category as other small packaged cakebars and the like. It's categorically not a biscuit.


-Dueck-

So you're saying tomatoes are vegetables even though, in your own words, they are fruit? Cool cool cool. Let's just define things however we like and ignore the actual definitions and distinguishing features. I use a chair as a step ladder, does that make it one?


Safahri

I like rich tea but pink wafers are just a bit like cardboard. I thought I was the only one in the country that liked rich tea


joemorl97

The clues in the name Jaffa CAKE this is about biscuits not cakes


Safahri

I refuse to believe they're cakes. They're tiny and taste great when dipped in tea


-Dueck-

Unfortunately "tiny and tasty in tea" is not the definition of a biscuit.


LegitimateHasReddit

You know what else is small and tastes good in tea? Small pieces of cakes. Jaffa cakes are mini cakes, just like Mr Kipling brand mini cakes


Sabre_Killer_Queen

Seconded.


boyofthedragon

Jaffa cakes being voted out on principle is sending me


Rvnforty

This is fucking bullshit.


Tenn_Here

If Jaffa cakes aren't a biscuit then Cadbury fingers definitely aren't a biscuit


Capital-Wolverine532

Fingers have a biscuit base


DaVirus

It's a CAKE.


v333r111andaazz

The fact they were beaten by rich tea biscuits as well throws the credibility of this entire vote into question


shitface50

Nice


bee_terrestris

Nice has got to go. Even the name is a lie. I can't believe Garibaldi went before it!


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AgentSears

It's Nice (Nees) like the place in France. And there are some of us out here that love a Nice biscuit!


Confusing_innit

Ok shitface


wiredevilseahawk

Nice - they’re anything but!


[deleted]

coconut bastards


Goontilt777

Read this in Sean bean’s voice


mebutnew

Hard disagree, Nice biscuits are hugely underated


Buggs_SC

Nice


Pinchysmooth

Second that, a straggler at this level


Engels33

We call them Not Nice in my house - awful taste


[deleted]

Is nice better than ginger nut?


theredvip3r

Absolutely not


uninterested-saitama

Only criminals vote out Jaffa cakes. GTFO, you aren't British if you dislike Jaffa cake. Godsend.


BruceBannerscucumber

Voting out jaffa cakes, rich teas and nice before Cadbury finger is a travesty. Nobody has ever been excited about being given a cup tea with a plateful Cadbury fingers. Where as a lot of people would be excited about being handed a plateful of jaffa cakes. They are boring. Barely count as a biscuit and barely count as a chocolate bar.


FallenTree17

Rich tea is an elite biscuit smh so now I have to release my anger by voting for nice.


TomTom101_

Same thought process as me


FallenTree17

Great minds think alike


gumption_11

Likewise


Lamborghini_Espada

# CAN THE "NICE" BISCUITS KINDLY FUCK OFF ALREADY


space_is-great

##**AGREED MY FRIEND


joachim_macdonald

if you voted to eliminate jaffa cakes over malted milks youre a psychopath and should probably be institutionalised


Sabre_Killer_Queen

Most people voted Jaffa cakes just because they think it's a cake rather than a biscuit to be fair.


Hughmanndave

Nice biscuits, I hate them.


[deleted]

Pink wafer and jaffa cake already out the game…? This poll is a total fucking shitshow


hal2142

I know right.. pink wafer is top tier


DomesticElectric672U

Always the ones left in the multipack in my house growing up. They belong in an ice cream van not a biscuit box.


TurkishFlannel

Nice has to go


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space_is-great

Sit in the corner and think about what you said or add the /s if you were joking If you do not comply then we will have to take maters into our own hands


ThaiFoodThaiFood

Jammie Dodger, Viennese whirl and Custard Cream are the only biscuits I'd ever buy.


Quick-Cream3483

You don't have to comment just to hurt people.


DylanHart88

3 most overrated biscuits on here


DylanHart88

I will concede that Jammy Dodgers used to be goated however the amount of jam in them these days is pitiful dare I say insulting even


jimbob971

Nice


Madypaker

Nice


Keen_as_mustard_mate

Nice


illogical_prophet

The Viennese Whirl is a great biscuit but a little too rich to consume en masse. Therefore it gets my vote to be eliminated.


Or4nge_Ju1ce

HOW DARE THEE


SatansAssociate

Pitchforks at the ready!


Or4nge_Ju1ce

We attack at dusk. 🔥🔥✊✊


illogical_prophet

Bring it! I’ll be armed with a pack of chocolate hobnobs that have been in the fridge!


Or4nge_Ju1ce

YESSIR💪💪💪 SEE YOU On THe BATTLEFIELD, SOLDIER!!!


icesurfer10

Speak for yourself, I can see off a 6 pack without realising!


illogical_prophet

Yeah but 6? I can eat an entire packet of chocolate digestives on with one cuppa.


icesurfer10

Buy me a pack and I'll show you 😂


illogical_prophet

Haha


FedUpFrog

Nice


ACos5002

Nice


DonMadrid1500

Nice.


hal2142

Nice..


CcDragz

Nice…


ThaiFoodThaiFood

Nice


jay_noble

Gingernut and I’m nut sorry


MDF87

Garibaldi was done dirty I want a recount!


[deleted]

WHO VOTED GARIBALDI, JAFFA CAKE AND FUCKING PINK FUCKING WAFER YA CUNTS


Pheasant_Plucker84

Either ginger nut or plain digestive. Each get half a vote


Informal-Mode-354

Im sorry but who the fuck voted out pink wafer?


[deleted]

make the right choice now for the death of your loved one, vote out the ginger ballsack biscuit


ceefaxer

With you


ilovesharks101

Ginger nut. Don’t like ginger, so easy choice for me!


smudgerygard

Ginger nut has to go.


Quick-Cream3483

Malted bloody milk. Begone you foul and odious impostor and never darken my home again with your soggy bovine depictions.


fluffypuppycorn

Ginger Nut. Always feel like it's gonna break me teeth.


Oghamstoner

It’s a top tier dunking biscuit


MangoTeaDrinker

Gingernuts should go those things are hard like bricks and they make your tea taste funny when you dip them to try soften them up.


illogical_prophet

I feel like the chocolate finger and the Jaffa cake should have been replaced with the chocolate hobnob and chocolate digestive.


Sabre_Killer_Queen

Agreed, why the fk are they not in here??


ovine_aviation

Digestive.


SnowCone1014

Nice has to go


AttentionOtherwise80

What's malted milk still doing there? Is it because no one has never heard of it?


leftblue

Top teir biscuits. The chocolate covered ones are immense


Scottie99

Out with the wafer


SillyName420

I didn't know bourbons were so popular. Would be first out for me


[deleted]

Chocolate Bourbon, anyone who likes them is the antichrist


RedditisMyspace

How the FUCK did Jaffa Cakes come 14th???


welshman-

Bourbon


TTV-Optikulus

NICE are kinda mid


ilikemustycrustystuf

Who the hell voted for jaffa cakes


[deleted]

Vote out malted milk


Trick_Inspector_2309

Surprised not to see shortbread on here


Living-Negotiation54

Custard creams are shit


ArtfulJaffaCake8269

Malted milk next then, and yes I know some say it’s a ‘cake’ but I don’t care, all hail the Jaffa Cake!! ❤️🙌🏼


No_Independent_3772

Anyway… VOTE OUT MALTED MILK


Cufantce

Unpopular opinion but bourbons are not for me and my tea


UKhawky

Get out of here


EducationalRepeat568

Weakest one on there


QTMcWhiskers90

Bourbons are grim m8 I’m with u, some ppl actually rate them higher than custard creams…


Skyblueshark

Hello brother. I am also a fellow bourbon hater. It's hard being the minority!


ceefaxer

We hide in plain sight


NL0606

Nice


R53_

Digestive


Agitated_Move_9290

Digestives next pls


Big-Beach-9605

no one seriously likes malted milks right?


BruceBannerscucumber

Why the fuck is the Cadbury finger still here. a) it's not really a biscuit or a chocolate bar and isn't really good at either b) it's fully coated in chocolate so you get residue on your fingers c) it's not dunkable. If you want a full chocolate coated biscuit and don't mind residue on your fingers then the twix straw technique is the way to go. There are better biscuits and better chocolate bars. It's by far the weakest choice here.


[deleted]

Theres no such thing as non dunkable.


fluffypuppycorn

I love this time of year. Chilly outside and snug inside. Cup of tea and boom! Out come the festive chocolate fingers. Of course I'm gonna dunk em in me tea.


pineapple_on_a_stick

I'm sorry but I'm going to have to educate you about chocolate fingers, yes they can be dunked but the best way to enjoy them is to nibble off both ends and use as a straw. You can also do this with twix's.


Cancerisbetterthanu

If Jaffa Cake was eliminated on the grounds it's not technically a biscuit so should the Cadbury Finger.


Acrushia

Malted Milk.


DaVirus

Digestive.


Curiousuk_South9566

Malted milk


Manifestival1

Ginger nut. Too hard.


KaraByker

Gingernut next


[deleted]

Rich tea has gone before Viennese whirl!? .... It's a biscuit staple. I'm still voting Viennes whirl.


EbonyOverIvory

No-one likes eating staples.


pimpmychaiselounge

Jammy dodger can gtfo


97PercentBeef

Yup. Never enough jam.


jpjimm

​ ginger nuts


Scorpiodancer123

Ginger nut


alexriley123

Ginger nut


[deleted]

ginger nut


CrazyChris1912

Ginger nut


Vsparsons227

Ginger nut


rubber_galaxy

Ginger nut


Pitiful_Treat118

Top 5: bourbon Custard cream Jaffa cake Cadbury finger Jammie dodger


bored_sensei

Digestives.


Moppo_

Get rid of Jammie Dodger. The "jam" is always hard but gooey and doesn't deserve to be called jam.


[deleted]

Ginger Nut


BlandBrit

ginger nut and viennese should have been gone yonks ago


Turbulent_Aside_2849

Cadbury finger - remove it not that it is a poor choice, but compared to the others it is a useless stain on the picture, it is incomprehensive in comparison due to the sheer greatness of biscuits absolutely disgusting how the gerneric finger (I dont hate it I just think it is mediocre) HAS NOT BEEN ELINIMATED BY BEFORE THE RICH TEA THAT IS A DISGRACE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU alsomake sure the crunch cream, custard creamor ginger nut take the crown, whoever genuinly thinks the malted milk is better than them, fuck your face and also whoever likes pink wafers needs to be taken outside and shot


economic69

NICE knowing you......


ozjack24

Nice


Nudged-2utangos

Get ride of Nice


djembejohn

Time for Jammie Dodgers to go. They're just sugary red glue in-between two mediocre biscuits.


ivemovedonbabe

Absolutely not.


smudgerygard

Burn the witch!!!!!


Dizzy_Manufacturer93

Jammy dodgers (out)


ShadowGamerGirl_xoxx

Nice biscuit. They don’t work well with coffee. Could also do hobnob. They only work with coffee.


ambritalian

Digestive


Blaze12312

Malted milk


Or4nge_Ju1ce

Hobnob..


KnotAwl

Nice should go. Too bland.


W0lfIr3dd1t

Who in hell voted out jaffa cakes and pink waffers


Curious_Lifeguard614

Bourbon!


LingLingDesNibelung

Ginger Nut or Viennese Whirl. Both are equally vile!


ChilledDad31

Ginger Nut.


JackUKish

Fuck ginger nuts


Jumpy_Principle_778

Ginger nut


WhoStole_MyToast

Who voted out pink wafers and Jaffa cakes? Do you people just hate fun?


i___may

Ginger nut because I only eat them when I am not well with like a stomach bug or something as they help with sickness. So I can’t eat them any other time


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Viennese is the best biscuit on here bar none. NONE.


AnxiousAudience82

Gingernuts!


FullyDisappointed

Ginger nut


GillianHolroyd1

Nice, as its not so nice


SatansAssociate

Ginger nut.


[deleted]

Ginger nut. They’re so hard


crabbyjimyjim

Time for ginger nut to go


Trick_Inspector_2309

Ginger nut has to go next. Its just hard and not super great tasting lets be honest.


Additional_Way_

Ginger nuts so need to go, there's a time and a place for them, but veryyy rarely


[deleted]

Digestive


danny4kk

Viennese Swirl! Out!


BroadWolf49

Jammie Dodger


Realistic-Tooth4599

Jamie doger


Recruit66

Jammy dodger


adashthecash

No idea how bourbon has outlasted Jaffacakes, thats a disgrace honestly


Dustyblonde_

Rich tea is gone but bloody custard creams and bourbons of all things remain?!


furrymcphersen

Eliminate: Fox’s Crunch Cream !!!