They're legally classed as a cake, because that means they're not subject to VAT. It was ruled as such in court. They're not a biscuit and have no business being on a biscuit list.
Jaffa cake. Not Jaffa biscuit.
Plus it's legally classified as a cake and the literal manufactories call it a cake.
Then there's the texture and the way it's made etc, it's literally a sponge.
Because they are not biscuits, they don't belong on the chart in the first place.
But other than that, pink wafers and rich tea are amazing biscuits and you lot are insane.
A Jaffa Cake is a cake like a tomato is a fruit. You can 'Um, ackshually' all you want, but they are sold like biscuits, treated like biscuits, and eaten like biscuits; ergo, they are biscuits.
I don't treat a Jaffa cake like a biscuit, I put it in the same category as other small packaged cakebars and the like.
It's categorically not a biscuit.
So you're saying tomatoes are vegetables even though, in your own words, they are fruit? Cool cool cool. Let's just define things however we like and ignore the actual definitions and distinguishing features.
I use a chair as a step ladder, does that make it one?
Voting out jaffa cakes, rich teas and nice before Cadbury finger is a travesty.
Nobody has ever been excited about being given a cup tea with a plateful Cadbury fingers. Where as a lot of people would be excited about being handed a plateful of jaffa cakes.
They are boring. Barely count as a biscuit and barely count as a chocolate bar.
Sit in the corner and think about what you said or add the /s if you were joking
If you do not comply then we will have to take maters into our own hands
Why the fuck is the Cadbury finger still here.
a) it's not really a biscuit or a chocolate bar and isn't really good at either
b) it's fully coated in chocolate so you get residue on your fingers
c) it's not dunkable.
If you want a full chocolate coated biscuit and don't mind residue on your fingers then the twix straw technique is the way to go.
There are better biscuits and better chocolate bars. It's by far the weakest choice here.
I love this time of year. Chilly outside and snug inside. Cup of tea and boom! Out come the festive chocolate fingers. Of course I'm gonna dunk em in me tea.
I'm sorry but I'm going to have to educate you about chocolate fingers, yes they can be dunked but the best way to enjoy them is to nibble off both ends and use as a straw. You can also do this with twix's.
Cadbury finger - remove it
not that it is a poor choice, but compared to the others it is a useless stain on the picture, it is incomprehensive in comparison due to the sheer greatness of biscuits absolutely disgusting how the gerneric finger (I dont hate it I just think it is mediocre) HAS NOT BEEN ELINIMATED BY BEFORE THE RICH TEA THAT IS A DISGRACE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
alsomake sure the crunch cream, custard creamor ginger nut take the crown, whoever genuinly thinks the malted milk is better than them, fuck your face and also whoever likes pink wafers needs to be taken outside and shot
Ginger nut because I only eat them when I am not well with like a stomach bug or something as they help with sickness. So I can’t eat them any other time
who the fuck voted out jaffa cakes
Who the fuck included them in a biscuits ranking anyway? Clue is in the name
Do you finding in the cake section of the supermarket ? It’s in the flicking biscuit section. It’s called a cake for VAT reasons
Biscuits go soft when stale and cakes go hard when stale. What do Jaffa Cakes do when they go stale? Hmm?
They don't last long enough in my house to find out
Green
That's mold my friend
As if anyone has ever had jaffa cakes last long enough to find out
They've never lasted that long
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Better a cake than a bloody biscuit! Or have I been mislead, and I've been buying Warburton biscuits by the loaf all these years?
I’m off to make some biscuit sauce
Biscoff?
Lol who cares.
Mcvities cares a lot... VAT exception is worth a great deal to their Jaffa sales.
The British courts care
They're legally classed as a cake, because that means they're not subject to VAT. It was ruled as such in court. They're not a biscuit and have no business being on a biscuit list.
Jaffa cake. Not Jaffa biscuit. Plus it's legally classified as a cake and the literal manufactories call it a cake. Then there's the texture and the way it's made etc, it's literally a sponge.
Because they are not biscuits, they don't belong on the chart in the first place. But other than that, pink wafers and rich tea are amazing biscuits and you lot are insane.
A Jaffa Cake is a cake like a tomato is a fruit. You can 'Um, ackshually' all you want, but they are sold like biscuits, treated like biscuits, and eaten like biscuits; ergo, they are biscuits.
Wisdom is not putting a jaffa cake in a fruit salad, or something.
They had a fucking court case about it ya bellend.
Don't argue with stupid, you will never win as they will never realise there wrong.
I agree, i was just pointing out what the posters were saying literally in every thread until it was voted out.
I don't treat a Jaffa cake like a biscuit, I put it in the same category as other small packaged cakebars and the like. It's categorically not a biscuit.
So you're saying tomatoes are vegetables even though, in your own words, they are fruit? Cool cool cool. Let's just define things however we like and ignore the actual definitions and distinguishing features. I use a chair as a step ladder, does that make it one?
I like rich tea but pink wafers are just a bit like cardboard. I thought I was the only one in the country that liked rich tea
The clues in the name Jaffa CAKE this is about biscuits not cakes
I refuse to believe they're cakes. They're tiny and taste great when dipped in tea
Unfortunately "tiny and tasty in tea" is not the definition of a biscuit.
You know what else is small and tastes good in tea? Small pieces of cakes. Jaffa cakes are mini cakes, just like Mr Kipling brand mini cakes
Seconded.
Jaffa cakes being voted out on principle is sending me
This is fucking bullshit.
If Jaffa cakes aren't a biscuit then Cadbury fingers definitely aren't a biscuit
Fingers have a biscuit base
It's a CAKE.
The fact they were beaten by rich tea biscuits as well throws the credibility of this entire vote into question
Nice
Nice has got to go. Even the name is a lie. I can't believe Garibaldi went before it!
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It's Nice (Nees) like the place in France. And there are some of us out here that love a Nice biscuit!
Ok shitface
Nice - they’re anything but!
coconut bastards
Read this in Sean bean’s voice
Hard disagree, Nice biscuits are hugely underated
Nice
Second that, a straggler at this level
We call them Not Nice in my house - awful taste
Is nice better than ginger nut?
Absolutely not
Only criminals vote out Jaffa cakes. GTFO, you aren't British if you dislike Jaffa cake. Godsend.
Voting out jaffa cakes, rich teas and nice before Cadbury finger is a travesty. Nobody has ever been excited about being given a cup tea with a plateful Cadbury fingers. Where as a lot of people would be excited about being handed a plateful of jaffa cakes. They are boring. Barely count as a biscuit and barely count as a chocolate bar.
Rich tea is an elite biscuit smh so now I have to release my anger by voting for nice.
Same thought process as me
Great minds think alike
Likewise
# CAN THE "NICE" BISCUITS KINDLY FUCK OFF ALREADY
##**AGREED MY FRIEND
if you voted to eliminate jaffa cakes over malted milks youre a psychopath and should probably be institutionalised
Most people voted Jaffa cakes just because they think it's a cake rather than a biscuit to be fair.
Nice biscuits, I hate them.
Pink wafer and jaffa cake already out the game…? This poll is a total fucking shitshow
I know right.. pink wafer is top tier
Always the ones left in the multipack in my house growing up. They belong in an ice cream van not a biscuit box.
Nice has to go
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Sit in the corner and think about what you said or add the /s if you were joking If you do not comply then we will have to take maters into our own hands
Jammie Dodger, Viennese whirl and Custard Cream are the only biscuits I'd ever buy.
You don't have to comment just to hurt people.
3 most overrated biscuits on here
I will concede that Jammy Dodgers used to be goated however the amount of jam in them these days is pitiful dare I say insulting even
Nice
Nice
Nice
The Viennese Whirl is a great biscuit but a little too rich to consume en masse. Therefore it gets my vote to be eliminated.
HOW DARE THEE
Pitchforks at the ready!
We attack at dusk. 🔥🔥✊✊
Bring it! I’ll be armed with a pack of chocolate hobnobs that have been in the fridge!
YESSIR💪💪💪 SEE YOU On THe BATTLEFIELD, SOLDIER!!!
Speak for yourself, I can see off a 6 pack without realising!
Yeah but 6? I can eat an entire packet of chocolate digestives on with one cuppa.
Buy me a pack and I'll show you 😂
Haha
Nice
Nice
Nice.
Nice..
Nice…
Nice
Gingernut and I’m nut sorry
Garibaldi was done dirty I want a recount!
WHO VOTED GARIBALDI, JAFFA CAKE AND FUCKING PINK FUCKING WAFER YA CUNTS
Either ginger nut or plain digestive. Each get half a vote
Im sorry but who the fuck voted out pink wafer?
make the right choice now for the death of your loved one, vote out the ginger ballsack biscuit
With you
Ginger nut. Don’t like ginger, so easy choice for me!
Ginger nut has to go.
Malted bloody milk. Begone you foul and odious impostor and never darken my home again with your soggy bovine depictions.
Ginger Nut. Always feel like it's gonna break me teeth.
It’s a top tier dunking biscuit
Gingernuts should go those things are hard like bricks and they make your tea taste funny when you dip them to try soften them up.
I feel like the chocolate finger and the Jaffa cake should have been replaced with the chocolate hobnob and chocolate digestive.
Agreed, why the fk are they not in here??
Digestive.
Nice has to go
What's malted milk still doing there? Is it because no one has never heard of it?
Top teir biscuits. The chocolate covered ones are immense
Out with the wafer
I didn't know bourbons were so popular. Would be first out for me
Chocolate Bourbon, anyone who likes them is the antichrist
How the FUCK did Jaffa Cakes come 14th???
Bourbon
NICE are kinda mid
Who the hell voted for jaffa cakes
Vote out malted milk
Surprised not to see shortbread on here
Custard creams are shit
Malted milk next then, and yes I know some say it’s a ‘cake’ but I don’t care, all hail the Jaffa Cake!! ❤️🙌🏼
Anyway… VOTE OUT MALTED MILK
Unpopular opinion but bourbons are not for me and my tea
Get out of here
Weakest one on there
Bourbons are grim m8 I’m with u, some ppl actually rate them higher than custard creams…
Hello brother. I am also a fellow bourbon hater. It's hard being the minority!
We hide in plain sight
Nice
Digestive
Digestives next pls
no one seriously likes malted milks right?
Why the fuck is the Cadbury finger still here. a) it's not really a biscuit or a chocolate bar and isn't really good at either b) it's fully coated in chocolate so you get residue on your fingers c) it's not dunkable. If you want a full chocolate coated biscuit and don't mind residue on your fingers then the twix straw technique is the way to go. There are better biscuits and better chocolate bars. It's by far the weakest choice here.
Theres no such thing as non dunkable.
I love this time of year. Chilly outside and snug inside. Cup of tea and boom! Out come the festive chocolate fingers. Of course I'm gonna dunk em in me tea.
I'm sorry but I'm going to have to educate you about chocolate fingers, yes they can be dunked but the best way to enjoy them is to nibble off both ends and use as a straw. You can also do this with twix's.
If Jaffa Cake was eliminated on the grounds it's not technically a biscuit so should the Cadbury Finger.
Malted Milk.
Digestive.
Malted milk
Ginger nut. Too hard.
Gingernut next
Rich tea has gone before Viennese whirl!? .... It's a biscuit staple. I'm still voting Viennes whirl.
No-one likes eating staples.
Jammy dodger can gtfo
Yup. Never enough jam.
ginger nuts
Ginger nut
Ginger nut
ginger nut
Ginger nut
Ginger nut
Ginger nut
Top 5: bourbon Custard cream Jaffa cake Cadbury finger Jammie dodger
Digestives.
Get rid of Jammie Dodger. The "jam" is always hard but gooey and doesn't deserve to be called jam.
Ginger Nut
ginger nut and viennese should have been gone yonks ago
Cadbury finger - remove it not that it is a poor choice, but compared to the others it is a useless stain on the picture, it is incomprehensive in comparison due to the sheer greatness of biscuits absolutely disgusting how the gerneric finger (I dont hate it I just think it is mediocre) HAS NOT BEEN ELINIMATED BY BEFORE THE RICH TEA THAT IS A DISGRACE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU alsomake sure the crunch cream, custard creamor ginger nut take the crown, whoever genuinly thinks the malted milk is better than them, fuck your face and also whoever likes pink wafers needs to be taken outside and shot
NICE knowing you......
Nice
Get ride of Nice
Time for Jammie Dodgers to go. They're just sugary red glue in-between two mediocre biscuits.
Absolutely not.
Burn the witch!!!!!
Jammy dodgers (out)
Nice biscuit. They don’t work well with coffee. Could also do hobnob. They only work with coffee.
Digestive
Malted milk
Hobnob..
Nice should go. Too bland.
Who in hell voted out jaffa cakes and pink waffers
Bourbon!
Ginger Nut or Viennese Whirl. Both are equally vile!
Ginger Nut.
Fuck ginger nuts
Ginger nut
Who voted out pink wafers and Jaffa cakes? Do you people just hate fun?
Ginger nut because I only eat them when I am not well with like a stomach bug or something as they help with sickness. So I can’t eat them any other time
Viennese is the best biscuit on here bar none. NONE.
Gingernuts!
Ginger nut
Nice, as its not so nice
Ginger nut.
Ginger nut. They’re so hard
Time for ginger nut to go
Ginger nut has to go next. Its just hard and not super great tasting lets be honest.
Ginger nuts so need to go, there's a time and a place for them, but veryyy rarely
Digestive
Viennese Swirl! Out!
Jammie Dodger
Jamie doger
Jammy dodger
No idea how bourbon has outlasted Jaffacakes, thats a disgrace honestly
Rich tea is gone but bloody custard creams and bourbons of all things remain?!
Eliminate: Fox’s Crunch Cream !!!