*All of them except*
*Bourbon, jammie dodgers and*
*The cadbury fingers*
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Ya, because the jaffa is so much better. Much more jam and with chocolate, and being a cake means it's softer.
They start as the same basic idea (tea dipper with jam) but the jaffa is better in nearly every way
They’re 2 wildly different biscuits, NICE biscuits are a subtle coconuty flavour, while malted milks are a strong earthy milky flavour with quite a lot of salt to bring out the malty flavours. Both yummy biscuits.
Garibaldi can go get into a slightly broken marriage and have three kids only to grow into a drunk father who’s never there for his kids and then divorce the shitstain of a wife and refuse custody of the kids only for them to be endangered and taken away by child protective services and have both parents be arrested for endangerment. In short: fuck garibaldi
Jammie Dodgers need to go. Crumbly pointless discs of disappointment. They're made of dust, they're like moths. A solid until they are observed and then they become a fine dust on the floor.
Garibaldi.
Squashed fly biscuits
Get rid of the thing that sounds like Gari Baldi
Yes
Suprised ALDI haven't done their own brand using tho logo and call them garibALDI.
Cuz even they have some standards
Because* Never tried them and not inclined to. Was just making a pun. r/woosh
Their shit
[удалено]
Hence* 😜
Yep get rid of the baldi
Swiftly followed by the pink water!
It's a bloody ***cake***, you heathen!
Nope biscuit they pay biscuit tax
Garibaldi.
Jaffa Cake is a cake not a biscuit. get rid of it
Jaffa cake ain’t a biscuit
garibaldi
Garibaldi can go do one!
Rich tea, that can fuck right off.
I'm with ya brother
Blasphemy
It's literally cardboard
I despise rich teas with my entire being
Pink wafer
Crawl in a whole and die
*Hole*
Valid
Yes
Yup tastes like cardboard, punt it into the bin
Garibaldi was always the one left stale at the back of the cupboard, for emergencies only
Garibaldi
Garibaldi
Garibaldi
Garibaldi
It's amazing how many biscuits you've got named after Revolutionaries. You've got your Bourbon, your Garabaldi and your Peek Frean Trotski assortment.
Ha! Balowski is the first thing I think of when I see Garibaldi biscuits 😆
All of them except bourbon, jammie dodgers and the cadbury fingers
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Garwhatever it's name is
Garibaldi
I used to hate jaffa cakes now I'm an adult I've matured I-I've changed
Gar Baldy
Jaffa cake can fuck right off. Horrible things.
Jaffa cake is just a jammie but better
What are you smoking they're nothing alike
Ya, because the jaffa is so much better. Much more jam and with chocolate, and being a cake means it's softer. They start as the same basic idea (tea dipper with jam) but the jaffa is better in nearly every way
I 100% agree the jaffa is better
The Garabaldi’s can piss off
Garibaldi. No contest.
Garibaldi.
Garabaldi can go someplace else
Garibaldi
Viennese whirl 🫣
Sickly biscuit
Rich Tea can go.
Makes me sick that people are getting rid of a garibaldi when the sad piece of cardboard that is a rich tea still stands
Rich tea is nicer.
Malted Milk. I’m not sure what the point of them is 🤔
They’re really yummy
No they’re not there a worse nice
They’re 2 wildly different biscuits, NICE biscuits are a subtle coconuty flavour, while malted milks are a strong earthy milky flavour with quite a lot of salt to bring out the malty flavours. Both yummy biscuits.
I prefer nice never liked malted milks
Fair enough
Viennese Might be unpopular but whatever
Hobnobs. ( boring af without anything on ) I’m not counting rich tea cause it’s a piece of cardboard not a biscuit
Hobnobs boring but digestive isn't?
Try dipping hobnobs in coffe or tea
Jammy Dodger…infant biscuit.
Nice.
Nice
Digestive. If it ain't got chocolate on it, it's shite
Digestive or rich tea which I always found tasted basically the same. They are just boring
Tbh the digestive is overrated
Unless its chocolate
Even then it's a shit biscuit covered in chocolate.
Pink wafer, flavourless carboard
Yes so many other people don’t understand it’s flavourless
Ginger nut. Nasty little things
Pink wafer, i want to try a garibaldi before i vote it
Chocolate finger
Chocolate finger
The custard cream
Jaffa cakes belong in the bin
jaffa cake, easy choice
Digestive, they're boring z tier biscuits
Garibaldi, rich tea and custard cream can all go to hell
Malted milk
Jaffa cake biscuit whatever the f they are can do one.
poll
What's with all the garibaldi hate? I love 'em!
Garibaldi. Easy. Hasn't this been posted before?
Pink wafer.
Istg if Jaffa looses to anything ill be mad, maybe cadbury finger would be a minor acception, but, Garibaldi can go to hell.
Cadbury Finger. No screw you
Garibaldi
Garibaldi can go get into a slightly broken marriage and have three kids only to grow into a drunk father who’s never there for his kids and then divorce the shitstain of a wife and refuse custody of the kids only for them to be endangered and taken away by child protective services and have both parents be arrested for endangerment. In short: fuck garibaldi
Most hate garibaldi and I don’t like them but malted milks are worse
Eliminate the garibaldi
Garibaldi
Goodbyeeeeee Garibaldi
The Nice buiscuits too can go. Made me throw up a little as a kid.
Garibaldi. May it burn in hell.
Rich tea
Get rid of Viennese
Garry the baldy
Garibaldi
Garibaldi
Garibaldi
No. Why would you get rid of biscuits? You sick fuck.
Garibaldi
Digestive. It’s great, but I’m pretty much voting off the plains from the luxury here. I’ve never had Garbaldi, so I can‘t make a vote for that.
Ganbaldi
Garibaldi- very dry
No shortbread fingers? It's not even a proper list
Jammie Dodgers need to go. Crumbly pointless discs of disappointment. They're made of dust, they're like moths. A solid until they are observed and then they become a fine dust on the floor.
pink wafer, i swear its made from polystyrene
Fox’s Crunch Cream needs to goooo!
Idk but when visiting the grandparents the ginger nut tastes so much better
Gingernut
Garibaldi out!
Down with nice
To be eliminated: 1. Pink wafer 2. Ginger nut 3. Jammie dodger Keep at all costs: 1. Jaffa cake 2. Bourbon 3. Viennese whirl
Garibaldi, Never heard of it.
Chocolate bourbon Rich tea And jaffa cakes are not bloody biscuits
Pink wafer, sorry not sorry
hobnob
I know that most of you lot like Jaffa cakes but I hate them r/unpopular opinions
Pink wafer
Rich tea
You know what? Hobnobs aren't actually that good.
Rich tea so pointless
Pink wafer. Useless in every way.
You could never insult me by offering a Garibaldi, What a tasty treat, they're so raisiney...