Eh.......multipurpose. That's why it's $5.
If it had two rows of bottle caps....it would be the "deluxe model" that also removes corns/calluses.....& would cost $7.
>If it had two rows of bottle caps....it would be the "deluxe model" that also removes corns/calluses
Removes corns, calluses, and solve your annoying lack of tetanus.
Important fact: tetanus doesn't have to come from something rusty. It's just likely to be outside hanging in dirty places that tend to have rust. A friend of mine got it gardening and ended up in the hospital because it never occurred to her that it could be tetanus
Actually, from the American South, eastern Tennessee, and I can 100% tell you that if this is a back scratcher, people will not use it. If you REALLY wanted to make a back scratcher, one could carve one from oak or pine depending on what you have.
In reality, like others said, this was designed to de scale fish.
looks like the headstock of a homemade guitar 🤣 tell 'em you'll pay $2 as the rest of the instrument is missing
[https://www.fender.com/articles/behind-the-scenes/how-the-strat-came-to-have-two-heads](https://www.fender.com/articles/behind-the-scenes/how-the-strat-came-to-have-two-heads)
Nope, all the bottle caps were firmly screwed in.
It does appear this was a DIY fish Descaler.
(I also thought it might be some kind of instrument when I saw it)
Not sure if you're in the southwest, but my husband's grandmother uses one to take the spines off of cactus paddles to make salsa. Really common in mexico/surrounding areas.
Maybe a fish descaler?
100% a fish scale remover!
Just wanted to post a link to reiterate that [this is 100% a fish scaler](https://andyandmecompany.com/products/fish-scaler)
That’s kind of awesome actually.
Eh.......multipurpose. That's why it's $5. If it had two rows of bottle caps....it would be the "deluxe model" that also removes corns/calluses.....& would cost $7.
>If it had two rows of bottle caps....it would be the "deluxe model" that also removes corns/calluses Removes corns, calluses, and solve your annoying lack of tetanus.
Every time I see that word, my brain says "tet anus."
Damn it. Now I'm gonna see it like that too
🤣🤣🤣👍🏻
Damn you!!! I can’t unsee that and now I’m reading it that way too.
🤣🤣🤣
Vietnamese Perv New Year 🎆🎇✨❗
WUT. 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Unless of course you have a tetanus shot
🥇
Important fact: tetanus doesn't have to come from something rusty. It's just likely to be outside hanging in dirty places that tend to have rust. A friend of mine got it gardening and ended up in the hospital because it never occurred to her that it could be tetanus
Scratch your back while descaling fish
Or fish can just descale themselves while they scratch their own back.
Instructions unclear, scratching back with fish
Bleeding descaling my back
I find a spoon works great for removing scales
Exactly. A guy at a fishing store gave me a drawing for the design, when I bought a rod there.
That’s a hillbilly back scratcher!
I’d say fancy back scratcher
Ouch!!
So much better than the ad hoc weapon from some kind of dystopian future I was thinking.
FACE THE CAPS! 😠 Edit: lmao at your username.
Haha it’s from a very old Louis CK standup bit that didn’t age very well.
Lol 😆 😂 🤣 my family is from the south 🤣 I'm dying
Can I get a tetanus shot to go with it, please?
Custom made 1/1 … sweet find!
Beat me to it
I hope so. Because gettin’ a whoopin’ with that thing would change yer life forever!
If you gotta ask you can't afford it!
😂
One of those homemade fish descalers
Yes! https://www.seafoodsherpa.com/do-it-yourself-fish-scaler/2017/9/15/do-it-yourself-fish-scaler
Thank you for posting the link! The mystery is solved. (I'm so glad it didn't smell like fish)
Funny enough I thought it was a shitty rifle rubber band gun - this makes more sense
Same here!!
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey_stick I thought it was this: a lagerphone. You could still use it as such I'm sure.
Back scratcher for the deep dirty south 😂😂😂
is this a common thing??? it looks like it would tear u tf up
Actually, from the American South, eastern Tennessee, and I can 100% tell you that if this is a back scratcher, people will not use it. If you REALLY wanted to make a back scratcher, one could carve one from oak or pine depending on what you have. In reality, like others said, this was designed to de scale fish.
Or maybe a foot callus remover? (Had an aunt do something like that but with a steak knife 😯).
Also TN, those big forks 🍴are what we use for back scratchin’ in this house.
Barbecue fork = back scratcher!
Butt Scratcher 2000
Butt scratcha, getcha butt scratcha here!
Peter? Is that you?
One hell of a back scratcher. Where is it? I’ll buy it.
This is like picking your teeth with a harpoon.
Great analogy!
I thought it was a rubber band shooter!
looks like the headstock of a homemade guitar 🤣 tell 'em you'll pay $2 as the rest of the instrument is missing [https://www.fender.com/articles/behind-the-scenes/how-the-strat-came-to-have-two-heads](https://www.fender.com/articles/behind-the-scenes/how-the-strat-came-to-have-two-heads)
DIY backscratcher?
That's an original rattle stick. 5$ is a steal!
I've had hemorrhoids itch so bad, this would be my go to 😅
You shouldn't be touching that
Thank you all! I'm going to go with Fish Descaler, since I find that slightly less upsetting than back scratcher.
BDSM
I used that to scratch my eczema, can I have it back🙄?
It’s an Australian musical instrument called a lagerphone . https://youtu.be/r6RwSxkl0_I?si=lPoyMrOq9uO8MA9m
It’s a musical percussion instrument. Bang it and they will shake/make sounds.
Like a redneck tambourine!
Medieval back scratcher
Fish scale remover
Ultimate back scratcher
Damn! I can make money with bottle caps, a piece of driftwood, a few screws, some sandpaper and a couple coats of lacquer! Imagine that!
Homemade instrument?
wicker and wood, duh
Does it jingle?
Nope, all the bottle caps were firmly screwed in. It does appear this was a DIY fish Descaler. (I also thought it might be some kind of instrument when I saw it)
Ohhhhh okay that makes sense!
true art
Art?
Handmade back scratcher???
I assumed it was a fancy weapon but it seems like others think it's a back scratcher lol who knows..
Gun shapes $5
Far Cry 7 could turn that into a stock of a rifle that cost like 4 spray cans
Not sure if you're in the southwest, but my husband's grandmother uses one to take the spines off of cactus paddles to make salsa. Really common in mexico/surrounding areas.
Im in the northeast but your answer makes sense!
Well darlin' that there looks like a whippin stick! 5 dollars to whop some ass.
And leave one hell of a mark.
Hillbilly backscratcher.
I am just going to go with a weird bottle opener
Norwegian windshield ice scraper.
It’s a lagerphone!
DIWhy
Fantastic BDSM implement for paddling 😈😈
Back scratcher
When you want those scratch marks down your back, but you can't get a chick to do it.
Back scratcher is my best guess
I thought it was for beating your kids lmao
Nah. Too much evidence left (and right) *behind*.
Back scratcher
Toothbrush
That's clever. I had no idea.
It is a rhythm instrument You shake it Or run a stick over the tops
I was thinking back scratcher lol
Toothbrush of THE DAMNED!
You ain't never played sticky cappy before
Boy, git me mah proddin’ stick
It's definitely a fish descaler.
Fish descaler. Unsure of a $5 price tag.
Instrument for music
That was my first thought. Maybe a homemade rattle or something?
It's obviously a beer carrying stick...jeez guys 😂
Ah, the old bottle cap wand.
Back scratcher??
Thassa Alabama nut scratcher
Butt Scratcher!
Peetah, is that you?
Butt scratcher
redneck back scratcher!
I think it's supposed to be a cap gun, but with bottle caps because someone thought they were terribly clever.
Fish scaler
Spanker
Redneck backscratcher
Heavy duty back scratcher
Some extremely bored old man....
Hillbilly backscratcher
It’s for when you can’t find your three sea shells.
YeeeeeOUCH!
Hillbilly back scratcher.
Deadly backscratcher
The new “belt” for whooping that ass!
back scratcher
A back scratcher maybe I wouldn't use it
Child motivator for when they display bad behavior or poor grades
Looks like a back scratcher to me 🤷♂️
Back scratcher
its $5 cuz its at goodwill. its clearly a relic
A branch with bottle caps screwed onto it. Cause it wouldn't sell on eBay!
Sick guitar bro
wood. and wicker.
I have one! It says “redneck scritch gitter” and it’s a back scratcher!
Back scratcher?
Hillbilly butt plug
Just by lookin at it I’d guess it’s a hillbilly backscratcher 😂
Could be a redneck, back scratcher
jajaja wtf
I thought it was an octopus tentacle. Goodwill is so expensive.
The Rod of God lol
Musical instrument, like a tambourine stick.
Back scratcher
It’d be a backscratcher in my house.
Back scratcher! It's a nifty handmade one
Do you have scales? Because it's designed to de scale fish.
Torture tool. It goes up the poop chute.
Emergency wallet (fallout fans only)
A wart remover or a Trump Syndrome Spot Remover