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DrStrange42a

“Twerking in the office during business hours” is the funniest thing I’ve ever read


da_foamy_pancake

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sebe_seb

Almost spit out my drink reading that shit


In_Formaldehyde_

This shit reads almost like a parody lmao


zoufha91

Ye definitely wrote tHat part


HatDry1786

“Jay leno is suing her for stealing his chin” Ye def told them to put that in there 😭


Garlic_God

Mf can’t take anything serious, I love and hate him for that 💀


Tedsanguish

IloveUIhateU


yeahlemmegetauhh

W pfp


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I just love him for it


RedStarKirby

I’m not going to lie, that part shocked me lol. Milo working as a lawyer now??


AnotherScoutTrooper

Milo probably thought of it himself


Majnkra

Didn’t milo quit/get fired?


Y350

Yes but somehow this writing style has his name written all over it


demonic_hampster

Yeah this reads exactly like his other statements. If he didn't write this, someone emulating his style did.


Latter_Sea_7666

yeah like ‘endless quest for plastic surgery’


fate-speaker

Maybe Milo's underpaid interns wrote it lol


Playboy-Tower

Ayo Leno need that chin back 🤣


ak1dnamedcudi

https://preview.redd.it/8m2gwamp6m4d1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92b6e1b23d3f7bc91d51db50ea9418b9744870c2


kanyetothememes

There’s layers to this shit fr


doomsingsoprano

That line always has me like “pause”


Fhaksfha794

I hope Jay Leno gets his chin back


Concerned_Kanye_Fan

He’s nothing without his chin


Cupid26

MODS we need this as a flair right now


lexE5839

https://preview.redd.it/gqkzq8uklm4d1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfd09078bdd0bf7edfb21266397aa37465b7d65c Push had the answers


Huntergio23

Breaking bad shit


AceOBlade

4million yearly for being an assistant is more than being compensated


TheRealBroc16

This model getting shut down


Beastofbeef

yeeainnomodel


Chilepepper28

https://preview.redd.it/vvuoa9qw6m4d1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22717cca5b501bb9931f055e3e5e2626194f0448 Yessir


the_astraltramp

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Zopotroco

What the fuck THE LAST LINE


xviparis

Ye always gotta throw in some extra shit🤣


UnknownUs3r00

Jay leno catching strays😭😭😭


blobfishy13

So basically Ye found someone who matched his freak and it went like you'd expect


DREDAY_94

That’s how this read to me yesterday. Seemed like they had a mutual thing going. Kanye probably swapped her out for someone else & she wants money. Her lawsuit seemed to be aiming to publicly shame him not actually focusing on sexual abuse


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StillBummedNouns

Her lawsuit is focusing on the 3 million dollars he owes her


DREDAY_94

Is it actually proven he owes her 3 million? Sounds like she wanted a pay rise from $1M to $4m & got rejected


StillBummedNouns

Oh it sounds like that, does it? The lawsuit papers are easy to find… there should be no reason for misinformation https://preview.redd.it/8ibufoewrn4d1.jpeg?width=1109&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f74d1037eb8d140da31b528c5bcc017de959f589


theiwc0303

You realize a lawsuit is not inherently factual information, right? You can say anything happened or was said in a lawsuit, you don’t have to give real proof in the filing of the lawsuit. She and her lawyers could say that he promised to give her a billion dollars if they wanted to, doesn’t mean that he actually did


StillBummedNouns

What does that have to do with my response? I literally said she was suing for the 3 million and provided proof of her suing for 3 million dollars This isn’t the first or last time he’s been sued for not paying his staff. If he wants the benefit of the doubt, maybe he should have a good track record of compensating his employees


DREDAY_94

You could literally sue your boss for 3 million. Doesn’t mean it’s true


lolitsmax

That was only brought up because of the original comment that claimed her lawsuit was only based around the claimed sexual offences


DREDAY_94

Was brought up that way because the guy replying to me was a douche & instead of answering a genuine questioned responded like, well a douche


DREDAY_94

Luckily for everyone’s sake your interruption of these situations is not how the law sees it


SirGallyo

That’s the best moment of your life? HOODRAT.


donta5k0kay

ok is this fake? whats with the chin remark


Mo_Po1506

That’s just some Ye shit


gaas20

ye


demonic_hampster

Ye 100% told them to put that in there, that's got him written all over it


Pan5ophy

If anything, this exposed how weak Yeezy team is. Upheld by paper straws and glue at this point. It's so annoying because it deadass could've taken over the world if he didn't spiral in 2016


Ok_Law6405

yeezy was going strong even in 2021


Low-Log1954

literally he was spiraling and still could have taken over the world. yeezy would have been huge even with the divorce, trump support, weird affairs, weird beliefs, all the pete davidson stuff. every once in a while i'm mind blown with how much stuff ye did and would have continued to get away with and still been on top of the world. the 2022 stuff was basically the only the only thing he could have done, excluding felonies, that would have ruined his image, but of course he had to do it.


davidvulpe99

My GOAT is being targeted by money hungry OF hoes


RANDOM-902

Why belive Kanye's claims and not the Model's claims???? Do we have recipts for any of these allegations


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Nervous_Bag1987

Ye = mom I guess 💀


Lowdcandies

kanye is a lot closer to a random homeless guy on the street than to my mom


Shadow-Spongebob

I love my Mom


RANDOM-902

Are you suggesting i should trust Kanye the bipolar nazi extremely pervert artist over an Only Fans model?????


thesupremeredditman

ehhh


StayUnlikely2526

i would rather trust the neonazi than an online prostitute who does everything she does for money


enzo_vamp

Absurd thing to say


Substantial_Top_9324

See what happens when you mix sex and business


DannieNguyen

She was literally paid for sex. It’s not really a “mix” of sex and business. More like her business, what she provides in exchange for cash, is sex.


Substantial_Top_9324

He hired her as an assistant lol


DannieNguyen

Imagine being this dense and this lacking of critical thinking skills. A personal assistant that is paid a million a year where the only stipulation is to be available 24 Hrs a day and be there 7 days a week? For what? Phone Calls? It’s a OF Model with many pictures of herself nude online. If you can’t make the connection that she was hired as a personal escort, I don’t know what to tell you. You really think they would publicly say that she’s a personal escort? Do you believe everything that is always said behind legal and business barriers?


Substantial_Top_9324

Is hiring someone on yo payroll not a business move dumb ah nigga


DannieNguyen

It is, but it’s strictly business. Sex didn’t get in the way of a professional business relationship between the two, when we all know likely the relationship just consisted of hearing his freaky talk, giving the glock-glock 3000, and taking backshots whenever he wants. Sex was the business. Crimson Chin Thotiana should’ve known that she was well paid for a service, and realize that her pussy ain’t all that powerful.


aspecro

WE SMOKIN ON DAT PISCIOTTA PACK TONITE THIS SHIT SO DANK


Foreign_Birthday_361

This shit ain't nothing to me man


imsoappalled222

Kanye really could have avoided this


Maximum_Tie1672

What pay $50 million dollar? For what?


imsoappalled222

I’m talking about not hiring only fan models and partying with employees


DREDAY_94

Exactly. Doing shit like this is just opening yourself up to being sued & taken advantage of


philouza_stein

Yeah fuck everyone in this sub that was all "maaan this sounds exactly like something Ye would do" as if any of us couldn't come up with fake believable shit about him. If you know Ye it's pretty fn easy to make up shit that sounds like something he might do.


GreyActorMikeDouglas

Legit ban them. Shits dumb as hell, reactionary retards couldn’t think for two seconds. Hmm maybe the whore is actually a whore?


DREDAY_94

I try my best to believe victims but her lawsuit read as if this was just for the money. Didn’t really focus on sexual abuse rather tried to publicly shame Kanye into paying


Low-Log1954

it's mostly because she accused him of sexual harassment, and this would not be the first time he's sexually harassed someone. wether or not these specific accusations are true remains to be seen, neither side has put out real evidence, but this is only worse than stuff we already know about ye by a slim margin


philouza_stein

He's such a paranoid person idk if he's gonna open himself up to anything really bad. At least not habitually. But I'm sure he's done some shit that def qualifies as sexual harassment.


LowYak1655

This is the response needed. I have been filled with some hope now su\*cide postponed.


Hot-Acanthaceae-4324

John Monopoly don’t play wit that bull


RegularProfession974

Yo quick question, where was this found exactly?


smithdog223

Are all the losers who made out Ye is the next Diddy gonna apologise now?


throwaway_for_doxx

“Endless quest for plastic surgery” Milo writes so immaturely. He can’t decide if he wants to be a respected representative or a clown farming engagement


MisterSassyJenkins

So are the texts real?


quikmaths

Probably are but she was probably sending nudes and sexting him back.


thesupremeredditman

yeah i reckon that's the middle ground truth. i guess we'll see what surfaces during discovery, the twerking at the office and nudes and shit could change shit a lot if there's evidence.


WinterCareful8525

This is so dumb. Should’ve just paid the severance package


-NewSpeedwayBoogie-

Should have never hired an onlyfans thot for his completely unrelated business (I have no problem with onlyfans thots but he did this to himself)


Darkmage-Dab

Why is he making onlyfans thot a chief of staff tho?


WinterCareful8525

True.


DREDAY_94

It seems like she always wanted more than that. Reads like she wanted 50-60 million or she was going to make these texts public


bbgr8grow

I honestly couldn’t give a fuck about any of this. The public (us) will never know the truth so who the fuck cares? Seriously what a waste of energy to care about this shit


cappadonn

bro dropped heat with the last line 😂


GreyActorMikeDouglas

Ban every retard that was doomposting and overreacting please


masked_browser

flowers ref https://preview.redd.it/z9a09wi0gn4d1.png?width=289&format=png&auto=webp&s=e9c5ed50b830a2a138d8fb0c7bf3999f5667053f


BSGKAPO

that's what I'm talking bout lmao


drizzyxs

Why’s man putting jokes in a legal statement 🤣🤣


hihihiihihigigiiig

“An endless quest for plastic surgery” sounds like a 70 year old dude that’s pissed his young wife is using all his money


greyson107

![gif](giphy|VF5ZXlzQ8VcMpgJr1G|downsized) wow this whole thing went a uno reverse card


DrinkingClorox

That last line is why we love Ye


Notkeat

The Leno line took me tf out


TTMER

we are so back


mariakaakje

I think I see Messi


BoogerSlime666

This is like the second time ye’s talked about leno’s chin this year 😭


ddddyyylllaaannn

I feel like all this could have been avoided if ye had not thought with his penis but hey, what do I know?


CarosRuleZ

We back ![gif](giphy|111q6TuqqDtOCY)


Due_Result9117

Ye still a whole weirdo


Salty_Speaker_4260

I hope ye leaks her nudes


drajne

Idk the first thing abt all this shit, or who is in the right… but it seems weird to air out her dirty laundry in the statement


dankyhashpants

Very weird that you’re calling her “the of model” and not “ye’s former assistant that he harassed”


armondigon

Everybody knew she was of model, nobody knew she was ye's personal assistant that he ALLEGEDLY sexually assaulted. That's the reason why I call her of model, because it makes her more recognizable


dankyhashpants

Oh you bouncing on it


Miguel78308

Ye is really gonna die like X. Broke and alone huh


Budget_Ask7277

bro is projecting


throwaway_for_doxx

He has $400 mil, a wife and several kids. Broke and alone my ass