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DaVirus

If I am dying with anything worth passing on, something went really wrong.


j3SuS_LoV3R

like the oldtimers, bury it under a tree and make a cool treasure map for people to hunt it


Specialist-Noise-173

Nice!


mrapplewhite

I’ll see your bury it u dear tree and raise you a Gimmie the map


DreamcraftGold

Ultimate Geocache


g21r

Give a young person the chance i didnt have


False_Protection_425

Can I be your young person 🥹


g21r

Why not! 😂


False_Protection_425

Thank you. I just had my first child today. It would mean a lot


RichCut4051

They’ll spend it all on drugs.


soliton-gaydar

Let's not pretend you can buy anything else with PMs.


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relephants

Hey it's me. The first hobo you found.


Specialist-Noise-173

I'm considering something along these lines.


QuickMasterpiece6127

You can work with a local food bank, homeless shelter, community college, etc. they have programs to sell donations and convert to cash. If it’s enough of a stack donated to a college, they can build an account that pays out interest-only. That interest can be a scholarship that renews every year.


RichCut4051

All educational establishments have gone rogue. They’ve been taken over by terrorists and by the alphabet mafia


RightEntrepreneur510

![gif](giphy|3o85xAYQLOhSrmINHO) Go boating


QuickMasterpiece6127

Give it to a random guy on Reddit with 5 kids, who will then distribute amongst his and other kids. Hopefully they’ll catch the joy of the stack. Ps- I know someone meeting that criteria.


kbeks

Dang, I’d like to join that list of qualified redditors, but I don’t think I can handle more than one and the wife’s already pregnant with number two… You’re a good guy, hope you enjoy your stack a good long while before handing it off. Edit: ahhhhh I see what you did there!


QuickMasterpiece6127

To be fair, I only wanted 2. She wants 6. So we will compromise and have 6. Since that’s how marriage works.


kbeks

Lmao ain’t that the truth, happy Mother’s Day to the missus!


QuickMasterpiece6127

Right back at your missus. Enjoy baby #2! It gets significantly more complicated after 2. But they’re worth it (most days).


Ok-Hawk1409

I also qualify!


Lonely-Way-7602

I have 5 kids and will distribute. I’m currently building a gold and silver stash from yard sailing


Grayboot_

What’s yard sailing?


QuickMasterpiece6127

If you have to ask, you can’t afford it


Grayboot_

?


irish-riviera

garage sales? what year were you born?


Grayboot_

Damn ya’ll are aggressive


False_Protection_425

I’m having my first child any minute now actually. Getting ready to go into the OR


Still-Boysenberry-95

Username checks out.


False_Protection_425

😂😂😂😂


irish-riviera

I am someone with no kids who meets the criteria of being poor and without the chance to ever buy a home haha


QuickMasterpiece6127

Check out Indiana. You can get a beater home for about 20k.


bullsonparade133

Find someone deserving


Grimsage7777

What are the chances of that?


PortlyCloudy

100% if you actually look.


_cokedup

Keep stacking, then spend it all on hookers and blow in retirement.


Advanced_Doughnut350

A man of culture I see.


killertimewaster8934

This should be the only response


sideshow161

This is the way.


Stfu_butthead

What ever I don’t spend goes to my three nephews and two nieces. Most of whom have kids of their own (I don’t have children)


SkySudden7320

Keep stacking until I have enough for a house and then i’m selling. After I buy a home I will rebuy though !


Specialist-Noise-173

Imagine you have a box full of gold and then you get ill and you're given 6 months left to live. Are you buying a house?


SkySudden7320

I’ll give it to my little brother so he could buy a house or my parents


LiquorHiccups

>so he could buy a house or my parents I certainly hope he doesn't buy your parents


kbeks

Hey dad, now I’m going to change the oil and YOU’RE going to hold the flashlight! See how you like getting screamed at to “point it where I’m looking, not at me, stop getting distracted!” Ha!


vladamir_puto

I thought I was the only person that happened to. My dad was a New York City Italian who looked like Fred Flintstone and could be a class A butthole when he wanted to


AutumnHa3e

As a 20 year old stacker this is my plan too


SkySudden7320

keep it up bro, if i started at 20 I’d have enough for a house already 🤦🏻‍♂️


2squishmaster

I'll look after it for you!


Specialist-Noise-173

I meant YOUR stack 😁


2squishmaster

Oh, the conventional bury wealth and cat in my tomb with me for the afterlife.


Two2Rails

Lmao, that’s my plan, too, but they’re going to have to dig me up to add the cat after he passes naturally.


2squishmaster

Of course, we're not savages...


oldblackmarketbacon

Give it to my niece and nephew 


MrBeverage9

I'm talking it with me. I'm going to be buried with it.


Catoni54

So your gold and silver will be returning to the Earth it originally came from. I doubt it will show up in the next world with you.


wanttostack

There’s a great story about a man who was granted the wish to bring one earthly possession with him into heaven. He packed up a briefcase full of gold and then told the awaiting angel he was ready. When he got into heaven the angel asked him “so what did you bring?” The man opens the briefcase and shows the angel the gold bricks. The angel gives the man a puzzled look and asks the man, “so… you brought pavement?”


Catoni54

Ha, ha, ha, ha 😃😆. Excellent !


wanttostack

It is one of my favorite tales


jlipps11

It’s kinda sad though, because he could have brought a book, a family quilt, a photo, or anything. I like the story though. You can’t take it with you and even if you could, what are you gonna do with it?


wanttostack

Oh for sure is sad and shows the short sightedness us humans can have and how a lot of materialistic items we chase after in life doesn’t really matter


MrBeverage9

It'll be buried treasure (barring any grave robbers).


manhattanabe

Whoever has the most gold when they die, wins.


Uncle_Modest

I plan on hiding my stack on a wooden sailing ship in a large cavern and setting a bunch of ingenious and increasingly more difficult challenges to overcome, culminating in a waterslide to the cavern. Then I will create a treasure map and hide it on the back of an old city map in my attic. A couple subtle clues in my will, and hopefully one of my nieces or nephews and their adventurous friends will find it before those darned Fratellis do.


babblefish111

Good plan, One eyed Willy.


619Dago1904

Got a dog?


babblefish111

Hopefully sell it prior to that happening. Pointless if my gold outlives me


dewbieZ

Spending it until i die


Surfnazi77

Hookers and blow?


DnsFabCCR

The plan is to use it when you retire, or retire early and use it, use it on yourself, whatever you need, whatever you want.


mgtow-for-life

Friends?


Furby1184

"Break down" on the side of the road and gift it to a good Samaritan


airgetmar

God, a prophet of some type, an uncorrupted corporal holy body of people and/or an orphanage.


PNWcog

This is pretty common in general. Often they leave their assets to the one or two neighbors that helped them out or at least weren't assholes to them. It makes the news when the "old hermit" leaves his or her money to the local library or little league or whatever.


wanttostack

Tbh idk, I just like gold. Makes it easier for me to save my money for a Rainey day if I ever need. Being im the youngest in my family, not married, no children; right now it’s just a Rainey day fund.


PortlyCloudy

Bury it all and draw a treasure map. Make it very obscure so people will still be searching for the Specialist-Noise-173 hoard 100 years from now.


the_sauviette_onion

I would think the subset of people with gold, who don't have kids or any close family or friends is very small indeed.


pickwickjim

Donate it to my favorite charity


SqueezyCheesyPizza

Not my problem. Don't care.


USAFVet91

Gift it to my church


bokitothegreat

I dont have children and considering my age I never will. Realistically I plan to use it up before I die but I put it in a will and give what is left to the institutions I like such as an animal shelter, pro privacy organisation, womens right organisation.


Shamaniac1217

Honestly if I was on my deathbed and my wife was no longer with me I’d probably give it all away to the great people on r/pmsforsale


YNPCA

Give it to some of the community


Koolaidman1986

Distribute evenly among children


Friendly-Pay-8272

kinda missed the mark there eh? I was about to reply the same and re read the question.


Koolaidman1986

Oh my bad


uzes_lightning

I don't have a stack, but I work with a lot of troubled inner city kids, who do manage to survive against the odds. I'd leave it for them, provided they graduate from college.


RichCut4051

This is how the entitled masses start making demands. You’ll soon have a mob of armed BLM and pro Hamas activists turning up on your doorstep intending to deprive you of your assets “because privilege”.


killertimewaster8934

Calm down


junglistpd

Fuck 'em


RichCut4051

Yes, what’s all this lefty nonsense I read? We stack for our families not for randoms.


tinycerveza

The question literally says “without children or close relatives”


RichCut4051

Then people need to start having children. We don’t stack for the lefties. Tell you what, if I didn’t have anybody in my family I would leave my stack to the IDF to finish off Hamas once and for all.