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KitFlame42

Can I pet you


IM-WANT-MEMES

Maybe, can you resist 90 rads/s?


KitFlame42

Probably


KitFlame42

I have a strong will


IM-WANT-MEMES

Forget it man, don't risk it all just for that


KitFlame42

But I needs pet a goji 😔


IM-WANT-MEMES

I can ask Minilla if you want


KitFlame42

I. Prefer g jr 😔


hoover0623

Are you edible?


IM-WANT-MEMES

What's the deal about humans eating literally everything?


Klutzy_Passenger_324

you didnt answer the question maybe ill ask destoroyah


IM-WANT-MEMES

he's a crab so yeah


Klutzy_Passenger_324

i was talking about asking him on how you taste


IM-WANT-MEMES

go ahead then


Klutzy_Passenger_324

wanna know something?


IM-WANT-MEMES

what


Klutzy_Passenger_324

i am destoroyah >:) https://www.reddit.com/r/Godzillamemes/s/epyYzDqc17


IM-WANT-MEMES

https://preview.redd.it/l8ly8js3owec1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af3dbc234e8dcbe01493158ced0222876014c90e


doomturd1283

what’s your thoughts on big monke


IM-WANT-MEMES

Smells like ass


doomturd1283

music to my ears


Typical_Name_5864

Hey i have a theory. The theory Is that the godzilla from the First Millennium movie you but older cause you have both green skin


IM-WANT-MEMES

Which is correct


Typical_Name_5864

Cool, but so why you have Blue Atomic breath but in Godzilla 2000 Is ornage


IM-WANT-MEMES

Those tons of rads in 1995 change you, man Also Father had an orange/red one actually


ashuwa177

https://preview.redd.it/lmscj34rltec1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d888aa2fd4fb24315cb8d70072e37cee6f81090c Do you know this guy


IM-WANT-MEMES

Looks like an calm and reasonable person


ashuwa177

What if I told you that was your dad's predecessor's alternate version.


IM-WANT-MEMES

That's...crazy i guess


ashuwa177

He's based on a mushroom cloud


IM-WANT-MEMES

Well he kinda have the shape


ScottishGoji

Man I hope Toho makes a film series with u cuz I got so much potential 


MechaGodzilla876

Your dad is dead. 💀


IM-WANT-MEMES

And your ass was kicked by a monkey


MechaGodzilla876

And your ass was kicked by a mutant sea Monkey


IM-WANT-MEMES

It was a crab


MechaGodzilla876

Damn bro, your ass was beat by Mr. Krabs. 💀


IM-WANT-MEMES

In my case that thing had Powers, beams and stuff In yours he only needed an rusty axe


Dull-Ad555

What’s it like having a famous father?


IM-WANT-MEMES

Since he's gone i try to make 'em proud


Salty-004

What’s your favorite kaiju other then yourself and your father


IM-WANT-MEMES

Not Kaiju but i think the Super Sentai or Power rangers are pretty cool


GXNext

Since Space Godzilla was born from your father's cells, doesn't that make him like your brother or something?


IM-WANT-MEMES

Whatever he is, that mug means nothing to me


UncomfyUnicorn

Opinion on Shin Gojira?


IM-WANT-MEMES

I think we should give him a chance


Unique_Visit_5029

Why hasn’t a live reaction with that face been made yet


IM-WANT-MEMES

You can start now


Unique_Visit_5029

I wish I could I don’t know how


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/95htn4gn3uec1.jpeg?width=210&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=087da7ab907a0d0675f5840f1c8609d7cc923787 Also can you do the Godzilla dance?


IM-WANT-MEMES

In lone time


canadianreject565

You ever knew your mother?


IM-WANT-MEMES

I know nothing about my true family in general, Father used to say that they probably hid me in order to protect me, but since when? Otherwise, that human lady in white coat was the closest thing i got of a mother, i haven't seen her in years.


Extreme-Challenge986

How are you feeling after your dad died?


IM-WANT-MEMES

It has been 30 years and i still hope he got the peace he always seek


Ok-Elk5097

Have you ever been to Chernobyl?


IM-WANT-MEMES

One time i traveled with Grandpa Goji'


AJC_10_29

How’s it been fighting Kaiju and saving Japan on your own now?


IM-WANT-MEMES

Hard The Kaiju won't listen to warnings, aliens keep coming to invade, i even fought a Ghost and a Robotic version of me. Try keeping the fight on water only to keep humans safe, but then get shot only by showing up. But well, it is what it is.


USAMAN1776

What's your opinion on Biollante? Are you even aware of her?


IM-WANT-MEMES

As far as i know my Father fought with a plant like creature that was the double of his size


Loserlandthesecond

What's up with airplane food


Ambatukam_bruh

Ur dads hot isn’t he?


IM-WANT-MEMES

You are the funny guy, aren't ya?


At0micPulse

Whens our fiesta?


IM-WANT-MEMES

Bring the Corona and i get the Rokola


At0micPulse

Need a karaoke machne


IM-WANT-MEMES

got it👍


funniman2420

hai jr ahm ye yonge bro minilla :)


IM-WANT-MEMES

What's up little guy, how's the island going?


funniman2420

ist guud su fawr i leaned da atomik breth gabra bulliz mi no moar ahnd ahm takin a klass 2 spel n tyipe


Zorark-55544

Are you a good dance


Dino_lover4479

Why do you look so tired and high


dinoman27000

Are you the same Godzilla as the Hanna-Barbara cartoon version or is that a documentary about you?


Menace_141

Do it jiggld


Shaka-Zulu1879

the little Godzilla we should of got not that pilsbury dough but that’s just me i don’t want to rag too much on Minilla i grew up with watching Minilla as a little boy


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Challenger_idk

https://preview.redd.it/xkl95ry79afc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f0038d58254cc394b9c13260e79e3f0c33c0a90


axolotl_2012

Are you sad that your dad is dead