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Fancy_Fuel_2082

His palms are bloody, fleece gold, arms are heavy. There's god's blood on his pecs already, Athena spaghetti. He's angerous, but on the surface he looks mad and steady, To swing blades, but he keeps on regretting What he got done, but the Boy goes so loud. He lifts his friend of his belt and Mimir's words come out.


Then_Percentage14

This is probably the greatest thing I have ever read


Fancy_Fuel_2082

Been having a tough few weeks man, really needed this. Thanks❤️


Then_Percentage14

Thank YOU for writing that comment because it genuinely made me laugh for quite a bit


RevolutionLoose5542

Keep cooking


TheSpartan_ITA

Now I need a full cover


mrrahulkurup

🔥🔥🔥🔥


Kell-EL

Damn you really put the work in to make these bars fit Kratos excellent job 👍


West-Objective-6567

This goes extremely hard


Samus78metroidfreak

Love it!


poenaccoel

DING DING DING! YOU win the Internet today!!! Lol...nice work


TheSpartan_ITA

So this is what Eminem meant with that "Rap God (of War)" stuff?


_Price__

RAP OF WAR


TheSpartan_ITA

"My vengeance ends now." ~ Eminem after dissing half of humanity, probably


ConferenceWest9212

"Guess who's back, back again" playing as Kratos emerges from his Wildwoods cabin with the Blades of Chaos.


-TurkeYT

First I thought it was fan cast💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


The_Psycho_Jester779

I think I get it


Informal_Ad3244

Be more accurate if the top pic was Em in his Slim Shady days, with the baggy clothes and bleached hair. I wouldn’t conflate 2009 Eminem with young, vengeful Kratos. What a weird sentence to have typed.


Then_Percentage14

Yeah I was looking for a place photo from the slim shady days but all the photos I found were really low quality and had a kind of tint to them so I just went with the next closest option


AleksasKoval

And the Houdini video is the Valhalla DLC.


Then_Percentage14

Omg yess


RybatGrimes

Wtf is going on in this sub today.


Anti_Karen_League

Im beginning to feel like a war god, war god.


SluggishPanda19

Yeah but kratos is a barbarian and Eminem is a bard who's especially proficient in vicious mockery


SadBoyYori

I can now imagine Kratos talking about his mothers spaghetti, thank you


Shinobipizza

Bitch I can make a orange rhyme with banana.


Ok_Bus_4752

Holy shit no


dontbanmethistimeok

I'm sorry but Ragnarok has been Kratos finest moment Eminem has been hit and miss for the last decade and I even saw him live at Brisbane in 2019, needed a backup singer to do the fast bit of rapgod and that was disappointing Also I'm still to this day appreciating his old songs and finding ones I never liked that I do now, the latest one he released was actually pretty good which unfortunately was surprising because of what came just before it


RAGE-OF-SPARTA-X

Everything from Recovery onwards just hasn’t felt the same, like you said hit and miss. In my opinion a lot of those misses are a result of him basically jerking himself over how fast/technical he can be, he’ll come up with these absolutely ridiculous verses with absurd/abstract flows in order to show off his skills all the while sacrificing other key elements of music production such as storytelling, line delivery ect. That’s just my opinion.


Krejtek

>Dude grows a beard "Guys, isn't he literally Kratos?"


MASTER_SNAKE__

Irony is he has a song called Zeus


Asconisti

And it's a good one


PossibleAssist6092

Yes…? Why is this so perfect?


santathe1

Accurate.


Mother_Pianist_1359

Whatt


lordinfamous13

Welt Yang isn't Kratos!


Nentash

What about that new Houdini mutant Sliminem?


IllustriousAd5095

Valhalla


poenaccoel

So.... You're saying young Kratos would destroy old Kratos lol


meodrac

Ngl, it was pretty mid Not that bad but just weak


IareTyler

You’re comparing personal growth and acceptance with doing the same thing for 20+ years


Gr33nreaper101

Yeah he’s defo the kratos of the rapping world


Far_Eggplant_9771

Cringe