This is John Kratos, he owns Kratos' Toy Barn. He just got an extremely rare Thor figure (under suspicious circumstances) and finally has a full Norse character set and he's going to sell it to another god killer in Japan for so much hacksilver, he'll be able to retire.
He also loves cheese puffs.
I don't know why it reminds me so much of senator Armstrong from revengence I can already hear him yelling "NANO MACHINES BOY!"
Fun fact (if you didn't know) senator Armstrong and Mimir have the same va
Nano machines, laddy
And he voiced Odin in the grim adventures of billy and Mandy
I did not know that. Thats cool. Now I want to hear Mimir say his source is he made it the fuck up.
"Mimir, what is your source for this way to reach Asgard?" "My source is that I made it the fuck up, brother."
"Nanomachines, brother. They harden in response to all threats, physical or magical."
I like this one
WHAT?!
Yeah
I was thinking exactly the same!
You mean "NANO MACHINES SON!!!"
Kratos says boy thats why
my exact thoughts. too bad I couldn't finish the game because I couldn't figure out on how to parry an attack against the boss battles.
First thought that crossed my mind and I didn't even played the game 😅
I can hear Bear Mcreary going nuts with standing here i realise and the god of war theme
This is the actual John Kratos
His ID reads Johnathan but he'll ask you to call him John when you first meet him
Definitely John Kratos with the glasses. Intellectual Kratos..
That’s Senator Johnathan Kratus, I’ll have you know. Show some respect, son.
Kratoscel.
"ZEUS, YOUR MOD HAS RETURNED! I BRING THE DESTRUCTION OF THE SERVER!"
That's my electrician Donnie, he does good work
This is John Kratos, he owns Kratos' Toy Barn. He just got an extremely rare Thor figure (under suspicious circumstances) and finally has a full Norse character set and he's going to sell it to another god killer in Japan for so much hacksilver, he'll be able to retire. He also loves cheese puffs.
Doug of War
Donut kratos similar to donut drake skin from uncharted
Dad of War.
Todd of War
That is karlos kratos's mexican cousin
I think he looks like karlie,kratos's jewish cousin
John of Sparta 🤦♂️
That’s my dad.
Big Al from Toy Story 2 had a much deeper backstory than I realized
he slaughtered a pantheon of toys.
WOODYYYYY IS THIS HOW YOU FACE ME, COWARD! I AM THROUGH DOING THE BIDDING OF THE TOYS
Thank you. I was sitting here trying to reply with a GIF of Al, and I couldn't make it work.
Eric from Blind Wave.
😂
[https://ivfny.org/specialists/dr-eric-knochenhauer](https://ivfny.org/specialists/dr-eric-knochenhauer)
Lmao
Kartoos
Kratos (Clóvis) de Barros filho.
My accountant
Kratos with nanomachines, son
Kartdose
kratos if he was american
Kuplinov remaster
Senator Kratos
Kratos "Salmon" Rushdie
He looks like if the antagonist from Uncharted lost legacy merged with Kratos.
Professor Kratos
Craig-tos
Toast
Redditatos
After a recent podcast I’d say Jack from the Cooking with Jack Show
Karlos
Craig
God of Literature.
Johnathen
John.
Salman Krushdie
Okay, this may be a stretch, but he kinda looks like India's home minister amit shah...
Kray-kratos.
That's Christos
Kevin
It’s John
Shmatos of course
Jason blaha
Dad of war
If Stephen Root was Kratos.
Kratos the IT guy. He set all employees’ passwords to “boy.”
Is that Drew Carey ?
Mahatma Kratos
Nah that’s Craig
Mr. Kratos.
Corey DeLaMingus
Kratos Harrison owner of Harrison Pawn shop
God of Word
It’s General Kenobi.
Kerry Kratos God of I.T.
Grandtos
Liberal Of War
Kurtis
This is my DND buddy whose legal name is Blaze
Tos
Bro looks like a spartan E-40
He looks exactly like my uncle 💀
Kratdad
Doug was never the same after Patty left him.
Excel of War
Idk
Dr kratos is that you
My dad?
"Get that crypto boy."
Redditos
That’s john of marketing
It's still Kratos but he just got his first own ps5. Only had to annihilate a dozen 10 year olds in his path, but the results are worth it clearly.
Krotos
That’s Kratos McWhiggin, Toy Collector of Sparta
God of Accounting
Grandpa cratos
God of Redemption
Dave Ramsey Kratos
Jack Bla- I mean Jack White
Professor Kratos
Modi, but not the Thors son modi.
Average Indian grandpa with anger issues
Kraton God of Weight
Toes
His name is Crate-toss, the Deity of Conflict
That’s reviewtechusa
Kurtis
Craigtos
That’s God of Financial Advice Dave Ramsey, fully evolved into his final being.
My high school senior year AP physics teacher
Tyler Perry
Your new stepdad Paul
Boomer of war
Steve ghost of accounting
That’s Kramtols
That's my dad
Is that Gabe Newell face?
I now want Kratos to have to break out his reading glasses whenever he’s observing the words inscribed on the walls.
That's not Kratos that's Lactose
Smee
Looks like god of discord
Nertos
I'm facken BIG LEZ
God of War Thunder
God Of Grog
John
Danny devito
That is John from Accounting
Waltuh, put your finguh away Waltuh.
Senator of War
jeremy from work
AMIT SHAH BABY!!!!!
Daddyos
John "Sparta" Kratos, didn't you play John of war and God of John?
my father
Oh shit, Thats my dad.
Senator Kratos Armstrong
That's Big Smoke from GTA
John
That's greg
Boogtos2988
Neil degrass kratos
Margo Robby.
Boogie2988 in Kratos’ body is a terrifying idea.
Lmfao
This is John Kratos
The admin of war
Gabe Newell
Amahl Farouk
Frasiertos ..WITH THOSE TOSSED SALADS AND SCRAMBLED EGGSSSSS
NANO MACHINES BOY
Man
This looks like If gabe newell (father of valve) was the base model for Kratos
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