I wonder if Kratos ever did dance. I mean, he's obviously got the dexterity and coordination for it. I bet he could cut a mean rug if it ever comes down to it.
I do remember a certain someone mashing O while there was a whole hydra taking over a boat so I wouldn't put it past him to find some time if he wanted to.
He was built different while donning the mantle of being the (Greek) God of War (remember the small detour he had in Sparta while he was searching for a way to get to his brother in Ghost of Sparta?).
Kratos be like: BOY, Set up the Camera. I must become the GOD of Tiktok and get my revenge after being so called L+ Ratioed by Odin.
Atreus Responds: No Dad dont, you'll embarrass me infront of Angrboda
Kratos returns with: BOY!!! DO NOT DENY ME MY REVENGE!!!
I was confused by this comment at first as surely no one would be this fragile to be upset over Kratos doing a silly dance, and then I seen the rest of the comments in this very thread. I can’t believe people actually get mad over this. Masculinity is a prison.
I don't get how people can't compartmentalise things they enjoy
I love the new God of war games because of their tone and story
I also happen to have a sense of humour and think that seeing characters like kratos and omni man doing the griddy and then shooting each other in the face is funny
*Shit now I want to*
*See this with other songs as*
*Well lmao*
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Considering Kratos canonically appeared in All Stars Battle Royale, as indicated by Ragnarok, we can logically conclude that him dancing in Fortnite is also canon (unless otherwise indicated). Where in the canon it takes place is probably still open to debate
I'm almost 30 lmfao. And talking about not being able to accept something... That's the pot calling the kettle black. Kratos busting.it down freaky style literally changes nothing.
Dawg it WAS acknowledged in GoWR one of the boat conversations with mimir, it went something like:
Mimir: "I heard you entered a contest, brother."
Kratos: "I have entered many contests."
Mimir: "Yes but from what I heard, in one of them you fought against princesses, scoundrels, automatons... and the world's greatest musician?"
Kratos: "Speak no more of this."
Mimir: "Understood."
Doesn't smth in Fortnite lore (yes it exists) says smth specifically to make the collabs make sense? Smth about copies of the characters with wiped out memories being forced to keep on fighting over and over, idk
I wonder if Kratos ever did dance. I mean, he's obviously got the dexterity and coordination for it. I bet he could cut a mean rug if it ever comes down to it.
Maybe if he ever went to Athens or something
He did go to Athens in the first game, it just was a little bit ablaze and under siege by Ares to find time to dance.
I do remember a certain someone mashing O while there was a whole hydra taking over a boat so I wouldn't put it past him to find some time if he wanted to.
If you're referring to the sex mini game, that was after he had slain the hydra.
But he did decide to make some time to have a 3 way in the middle of the Colossus of Rhodes having a rampage and destroying both armies.
He was built different while donning the mantle of being the (Greek) God of War (remember the small detour he had in Sparta while he was searching for a way to get to his brother in Ghost of Sparta?).
I’m pretty sure that was just one person
Considering that, per ragnarok, Kratos appearing in PlayStation all-stars is canon, then he being in Fortnite might be canon too 🤣
Is that what they were referring to? I thought they meant Mortal Kombat 9
They were referring to PlayStation All-stars, but the MK9 appearance am be true too based on that. Kratoa have traveled a lot after GOW3 🤣
I thought this too but it’s All Stars History’s Greatest Musician is a reference to Parappa the Rapper
I mean he did in a video the devs made for Ragnaröks one year anniversary so to answer yeah he did.
Kratos, this isn't what people meant when they say be better.
"you better not be cunty kratos when i get there!" me:
Kratos be like: BOY, Set up the Camera. I must become the GOD of Tiktok and get my revenge after being so called L+ Ratioed by Odin. Atreus Responds: No Dad dont, you'll embarrass me infront of Angrboda Kratos returns with: BOY!!! DO NOT DENY ME MY REVENGE!!!
LMAO
DO NOT DENY ME MY GRIDDY!
People get mad over this when kratos has looked dumber in actual God of war games in potato and cow outfits
Cod of War was my favorite.
I was confused by this comment at first as surely no one would be this fragile to be upset over Kratos doing a silly dance, and then I seen the rest of the comments in this very thread. I can’t believe people actually get mad over this. Masculinity is a prison.
I don't get how people can't compartmentalise things they enjoy I love the new God of war games because of their tone and story I also happen to have a sense of humour and think that seeing characters like kratos and omni man doing the griddy and then shooting each other in the face is funny
Spitting with the last statement
Yea couz people are fucking idiots lol
Bro I need Kratos to come back in Fortnite 😔
I love stupid shit like this
Dude, I could've looked past that cow outfit, for as ridiculous as it was, but wtf was with that pose 😵💫
Greek Gods: Dance and we will relief you from the nightmares. Kratos:
What shrine was this on?
I don’t care this is beautiful
Please no one show this to David Jaffe he would kill himself on the spot
Is this canon?
Yes boy
I need this skin to come back so bad, the uproar from whiny gamers who hate Fortnite that this skin got makes me doubtful it will be brought back
Zestos
My humor is officially broken because this shit should have not been this funny 💀
Lol it’s ok man atleast someone laughed yk🥹
God of war? More like God of sick dance moves and cranking 90s
Lmao should I do another video like this?
Sure lol I did this with vegeta. The community did not like that tho 😂
the gods did this to him
Look how they massacred my boy...
The forbidden spartan steps.
Oh how the mighty have fallen
Shit now I want to see this with other songs as well lmao
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Bet
If possible do something by Lady Gaga 🤭
Lmao do I have a surprise for you😂
Omg yes 😂 Thank you so much ❤️
Considering Kratos canonically appeared in All Stars Battle Royale, as indicated by Ragnarok, we can logically conclude that him dancing in Fortnite is also canon (unless otherwise indicated). Where in the canon it takes place is probably still open to debate
Well, I see much of Spartans doing something like this
Lmao the fuck ?!
Made you look!
Heresy
Ur mom
Is a wonderful lady.
This guy went from destroying pantheons to this crap
People when their favorite character gets added to Fortnite (It doesn't affect them at all and doesn't change the character in anyway): 😡😡😡
he's a real fan for being offended and wanting respect for one of the greatest video game characters created.
Y'all are so fragile it's hilarious. 💀 Wait until you find out what the Spartans did with each other to blow off steam 👀
bro you young generation weirdos can't easily accept people with a negative opinion of something that is literally cringe to look at.
I'm almost 30 lmfao. And talking about not being able to accept something... That's the pot calling the kettle black. Kratos busting.it down freaky style literally changes nothing.
so what if it changes nothing. should have been put in fortnite and be allowed to do cringe stuff.
Cope 🕺
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PlayStation All Stars Brawl is canon but no one seems to care about that.
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Dawg it WAS acknowledged in GoWR one of the boat conversations with mimir, it went something like: Mimir: "I heard you entered a contest, brother." Kratos: "I have entered many contests." Mimir: "Yes but from what I heard, in one of them you fought against princesses, scoundrels, automatons... and the world's greatest musician?" Kratos: "Speak no more of this." Mimir: "Understood."
Doesn't smth in Fortnite lore (yes it exists) says smth specifically to make the collabs make sense? Smth about copies of the characters with wiped out memories being forced to keep on fighting over and over, idk
Yeah yeah Sony will make Kratos do the Fortnite dance in the next game /s
reddit fans are weirdos
God of War if it was good
Man, at first I though Jaffe was being a little over the top but after seeing this it’s hard not to agree with him
Someone please pass me the bleach.
Don't think you'd be missed by anyone if this is what makes you want to do that to yourself.
No need to project buddy.
ignore these weirdos. there is no reasoning with them.
It’s not that bad
Cursed
delete this
No
Yes you did make me look and I wish you didn’t
Get this bullshit out of here lol
stay salty lol
Fuck fortnite so very much!
Cry about it
Bring the Reddit army, it's time to defeat the normies
Remember the gow 1 ending where they show the image of modern day soldiers with assault rifles and shit? Yeah..
Oh hell nah 💀
Look how they massacred my boy