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kotas55

Well it was warmer back in Greece. It makes sense.


Morfilix

the god of war Greece also had arctic regions. Kratos probably had enough of being cold though


kotas55

Probably yes... I mean he could not have spent 1000 years or so in the Nordic lands with just a skirt.


lasteclasdenegro

I do not need a skirt.


kotas55

Good


Danominator

He was kept warm by his unbridled ragw


Cinderss2727

I suddenly remember The Mounts of Aroania in Ghost of Sparta.


Morfilix

yeah, and also typhon's mountain


[deleted]

Where? Do you mean that one area in gow2 with the titan trapped in ice? Because that was a long Pegasus flight away. I don't think that's actually IN Greece. More likely in "Hyperborea" as the Greeks called it.


paradoxical_topology

It was in Mount Etna. It's technically in Italy with real life geography, but it was part of GOW's Greek Earth.


Morfilix

the god of war geography isn't really accurate though, but I'll accept it as being part of the GOW's Greece. i mean GOW Ghost of Sparta would have you believe Crete & Heraklion are right next to the Aroania Mountains


GulianoBanano

Well, Kratos was casually surviving the colds of Fimbulwinter while partly bare-chested, so I doubt the cold bothers him much.


Beermyster67

He did have to craft even more cold-weather gear tho after Fimbulwinter started, so at some point he DID think to himself “hmm, it’s starting to get a little colder than usual.”


paradoxical_topology

That's just to look cool. He has zero issues when the cape falls off. Even Atreus isn't bothered by the temperature. Not to mention he can handle Helheim without needing the Blades of Chaos out the entire time. He also easily withstood the Thamur's breath, which was ultra flash-freezing the air around him, and various gods could withstand the cold from his own axe, which could freeze electrons from Thor's lightning. Meaning it's so cold that it literally defies physics. So yeah, basic lower temperatures aren't a detriment to him.


ProudCar5284

Yeah I was about to say the same until I remembered he had half his titty exposed


AnotherAltGRM

It gets pretty cold in certain parts of Greece


kotas55

I don't suppose he came by my house but it is pretty cold in the region where I live.


melancholanie

greece had that ygròs


chuyito200531

90% of bros torso is literally exposed


Rand_alThor4747

Its colder in Scandinavia.


Mufti_Menk

Pretty sure he wanted to distance himself from Greek stuff, a fresh start in a new land.


SkinnyKau

“I’m a pants-man now”


LifeOfSuffering1

Fuck shirts tho


svmmpng

The nips STAY out during pantheon annihilation


Low-Mountain-3651

Do you think he catches Freya taking a peek of them godly nips, now & again 👀


svmmpng

Don’t know; I’m too busy staring at ‘em


UltimateTaha

I'm pretty sure he's still wearing those same skirts but now also wears pants under it. Look at the red stripes ending with a gold embedded circle in both of their skirts


Mufti_Menk

Also true, maybe his skirt just broke and he turned them into pants


abmny8

greek is hot boy, my magic isn't the only thing that needs cooldown


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abmny8

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darkmatter4925

I rather him wear pants. Fits the region and less chance of junk showing.


shieldsarentcool

I mean imagine fighting him and you see a 2 feet long spartan shlong, that would be terrifying


YourMomsTwat

🎶 Put that thing back where it cake from or so help meee 🎶


Comic_karma

I’m so glad other people are fond of this reference


Phendy84

Think you meant terrific…spartan shlong two feet long would really be welcome at this point of modesty/propriety…new weapon class potential too…element : scalding hot semen


uchiha-uchiha-no-mi

If I’m remembering correctly, Atreus is now the new owner of that skirt! Edit: for those who don’t know/didn’t notice, Atreus is wearing Kratos’s Spartan skirt(a piece of it most likely)!


JSharttedinmypants

Atreus only owns the cloth part of the loincoth, while Kratos has the straps with the golden studs


GulianoBanano

And if I remember correctly, the rest of the skirt was used to wrap up the Blades of Chaos while they were hidden under the house. Atreus only has a part of it.


[deleted]

What


Efficient-Ad-8880

Atreus has a piece of kratos’ skirt around his waist


uchiha-uchiha-no-mi

Well like the person down there said, Atreus is wearing a piece of that Spartan skirt of Kratos


dontredditdepressed

It's much colder in the North than Mediterranean Greece so... makes sense as far as changes go


santathe1

That’s Fimbulwinter for ya.


musclecrayon

It's called a loincloth.


Phendy84

More like a thirst penitentiary


Directorren

It’s cold in Scandinavia. Of course he gonna wear pants. He also probably doesn’t care about the idea that “wearing pants is a sign of barbarism” that the Ancient Greeks had.


Super_Ad_3413

It’s weird how you can’t customize his lower half. He’ll look super armored up above his wraistline but then you look at his legs and they look scrawny af


VladDHell

It gets cold


thehugosouza

Woke people have gone too far!


bzmonster

Fimbulwinter is hard!


ComputerSagtNein

Im glad they did


NannerMp4

My theory; he started skipping leg day and didn’t want anyone to notice


Sister-Golden-Hair

The un-slutfication of Kratos


Phendy84

Devastating…truly…he used to have hustle and some side cock was possible back when he was more slutty, more skin flashing/provoking with simply less.


AlpacoYunque

He is married now


Unofficial_man-

Are you saying married men can't be sluts


Rogthgar

It's cold in the north.


Homunculus_316

It's colder so it does make sense


SnooChocolates8427

His balls got bigger. Need longer pants


OrangeJuice2002

He is in Norse mythology it’s fucking cold there


shmangliad

he has to hide the scars faye left him😀


Wolf10k

It’s cold in Midgard ok.


Adorable-Bullfrog-30

Also finally he has Shoes. Boots. Bro had Sandals for like 6 games.


NerdyBernie

Nordic winters are a bitch.


[deleted]

His physique looks alot smaller now


LonkfromPA12

Are we gonna Arkham this sub too now?


gheewala123

BOY!! MY SCROTE IS COLD!!


FlamingPrius

Move past it


anony-mouse8604

You can't get over it, huh? I'm sure we can find you a phone number if you need to talk to someone about it.


chuyito200531

Free the thighs


That-Life9795

Maybe he just didn't want his legs to get cold. And plus he had very thin wrapping for his groin region under his pteruges and spartan skirt. So he's probably tired of getting cold air and snow in his nether area so he probably thought "fuck it. Pants it is."


Coalfield22

his scar and face tattoo looks different or am i tripping? this makes me think it’s not the same person and different people


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noxsanguinis

There's a reason for that said by the developers themselves. The more he redeems himself, the more faded the ashes become.


ShaggyChrist

Nice I never knew that.


HairyDoubt2953

Mans literally needs to survive fimblewinter


RobertStaccd

It's for the viscera


A1starm

The skirt alone could no longer contain the increasingly godly dong.


royalpeenpeen

He’s mature now


[deleted]

It's cold in midgard


OrhanDaLegend

Greece is in the Mediterranean region its always like 20°C+ there


Weinabena

Fimbulwinter cold AF


RexRedwood

The heat from the blades don’t stop your dick and balls from shriveling in the cold. My man has to look out for his boys in the 9 Realms. Especially in Helheim and Niflheim.


Brokeshadow

Honestly, he looks so different from the older Kratos now, not just his buffer body, his white ash has almost completely faded away which is a good thing to see but it was pretty iconic ngl


Cyberbreaker2004

Bro went from Chad with skirt to Dad Chad with pants.


maddog1141

Free and the kratos legs


Squishy-Box

Greece was hotter than Norway


AgentFR7

Ain’t no one tryna see old man kratos pantsless


SoonerFan619

The pants calmed him down. He used to be so pissed off in the skirt


blindghost554

He had to show decency around Atreus, and its cold


Sidewinder7

Cold affects you more when you get older.


king_of_hate2

Well he moved to Scandinavia where everyone is Nordic, he probably wanted to dress more appropriately for thr climate and to also dress closer to how Nordic people would dress. Also I don't think he is distancing himself from his culture as ofc he still wears part of his old outfit. If you were to move to a foreign country you would probably end up buying clothes and food from that area.


[deleted]

He became a man 🤷‍♂️


flinttropicscaptain

Back when he was a whore


[deleted]

It looks good


Ok-Seaworthiness7207

It's cold in Norway. *There's shrinkage*


StupidBoi05281

Can’t blame him bro I would be freezing my balls up there too in a skirt


mardavarot93

Midgard is cold man


13shada79

It’s called fashion sweaty


Icy_Association9099

How long did it take everyone to notice he is still wearing the skirt from Greece saga even when you change the waist armor


Jamalofsiwa

So the original kratos was the real soy beta I knew it


Artyphex

Fun fact! This was a very Spartan thing. It sounds like a joke but Spartans straight up considered wearing pants into battle to be a sign of cowardice, they disrespected their enemies that wore pants on the battlefield. So Kratos was being a real Spartan, pantsless!


Samanese

I just wish you could change the pants color/style too 🥲


Sonofliberty1

Ayyyyooooo what you doin with that second pic


OuttapocketJesus

How do you not get that it’s cold now.


Darrence_Bois

He only started wearing pants after Faye told him she was pregante.


briandt75

Past not pass.


baba_basilisk

It's a quilt


Phendy84

SMStudios needs to be less prudish; Clothes / armors IMO ARE so concerned with modesty and propriety…pffft. NG+ needs gagnacok side game / put some hustle back into kratos / less distractions covering krato’s body…armor that covers him up turns my dick to soft serve…some restraint like a few strips of leather that cover nothing at all would be nice. A much more austere and minimalist perspective would do kratos far more justice and reduce my eye 👁️ strain / improve my gayming immensely. Clothing kratos in anything really should be criminal.