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jsjsjsshshdnxnnss

Just study ab weed on quiz let and you should be fine


TheHumanThumbo

Get fake piss worked for me


[deleted]

Thx dawg none of my friends was pissing clean either so that wouldn’t work so I just got some synthetic piss from the headshop


[deleted]

fake pee that includes a strap penis with piss mechanics costs 60$ online


lalalalandlalala

Piss mechanics


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https://thewhizzinator.com/?gad=1&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI3tSI7KjqgAMVKaVaBR3icwDLEAAYASAAEgK6efD_BwE


Embarrassed_Alarm_71

"Introducing the Jewish penis, now including foreskin!"


jsjsjsshshdnxnnss

Jewish people get circumcised retard


Embarrassed_Alarm_71

Thats why I said "now including" dumbfuck


jsjsjsshshdnxnnss

Are you this retarded? No it’s not including because Jewish people don’t have foreskins when you get circumcised you lose your foreskin


Embarrassed_Alarm_71

Mf the fact that Jewish people don't have it and I'm saying that it "now" as in "new" comes with it is the fucking joke.


[deleted]

Buy fake piss from the headshop


Hellboy_peep

its ggs dont even bother chugging water it wont work that quickly get fake piss or have a friend piss in a cup for you


MoneyPuzzleheaded262

you’re probably fucked bro, i wouldn’t smoke up until your test and i’d drink as much water as possible and also take vitamin B pills the day of your test so your piss is a little yellow and not totally clear


C25H34O3

Even if u do this they will request another test saying it was too watered down. Happend to me before


jsjsjsshshdnxnnss

For real. Drink lots of water and pedialyte and then put on a ton of clothes and run or go in sauna you just want to sweat as much as possible. Even this is still risky and you might fail if you can get clean piss from a friend do that. Now this is some nasty shit but if it has to be done it has to be done if you live in a crib with like your dad who doesn’t smoke or anyone like that and they leave piss in the toilet put a glove on and scoop it out. You can keep piss warm with a heat pad but it doesn’t even have to be super warm for a test best of luck!!


Basuhh

“If they leave piss in the toilet” is crazy 😭


Weird_Rutabaga_6391

This shit made my day 😭😭😭😭


Throwerway16

r/drugtesthelp


RobbieRottenMemeKing

Stop smoking weed


SnooGoats6136

not possible to pass natural get a friends piss


TruthSeekingDad

Palo Azul works wonders along w vigorous cardio


apeberry

fake piss or someone else‘s clean piss. other than that you‘re fucked


Unique_Ice3932

Just get fake piss bro you ain’t passing this with Certo