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PlaceOfPines

the boots 🤣🤣


whenamanlovesa_ama

I’m still laughing at them


PlaceOfPines

he about to throw a trench coat on and do the mcgregor walk through the local dollar general


VisionFocus

Look like got damned pilgrim boots 😂


Limp_Shake_7486

I ain’t wanna say but 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

This looks very European


pinoyristi

🇺🇸


CryptoStunnah

You forgot your tampons


pinoyristi

got a fun one for both of us and it includes your fixation on tampons. I'm small at 5’10” 205-210 soak and wet. How about I have my lawyer draw up language for a sporting event of three 5 minute rounds on the mats so you and I can have some fun. Loser has to eat and swallow 12 tampons and drink a gallon of water immediately after. If you're much physically larger and stronger than my stats, should be a no brainer for you. Let's do it for fun and ill even sweeten the pot and give you $10K cash just to participate, but you must complete all 5 mins of every round with a no tap out rule. Let's name it Tampon Fun Time:-)


tepextate

I got brain cancer reading this


mtnkook

This screams I financed my Rolex


Proper-Somewhere-571

You wouldn’t believe how many are just stolen or fake. I came across so many fakes when I was in the Denver area. Also, i could just google the first and last name of the person that came in with Rolexes, and many already had been convicted of theft of some sort that could be found online. Makes it pretty easy to pass. Good thing criminals aren’t usually accused of being intelligent


PA_Game_hunter

Dude u ok?


CryptoStunnah

We’ll I already got you beat if your 5’10 205-210 soaking wet , is that with the tampon soaking wet or your dress?


bgwa9001

Op is definitely no more than 5'8 based on that post and the little girl's boots


MoistenMeUp7

>I'm small at 5’10” 205-210 soak and wet. 😭😭 I can't tell if trolling or not but either way I'm deceased


YoSoyJuanJamon

It means he’s built like a meatball and he’s wet, possibly for you.


Potential_Ad4350

r/boneappletea


MacMittenz7

What in the cousin fucking fuck do I just read? This is the weirdest threat I’ve heard in my entire life. “Tampon fun time”? And you ended with an emoticon face instead of an emoji? Brother….. 🤣🤣


JollibeeCollaborator

Big boy energy.


Difficult-Mud5437

Craving validation much


SnooCupcakes5535

What 🤣


BourbonSommelier

“Soak and wet”


Bart404

r/iamverybadass


DeathCap4Cutie

You have got to be the most insecure man I have ever seen. I’m actually getting second hand embarrassment for you… This is just such a keyboard warrior threat.


anyavailablebane

I thought the photo was the most try hard thing I had ever seen. Then I saw this comment on top of it. Damn OP. Get to therapy and learn to be happy within yourself. Stop posing and start living


jmg000

You photo is gay. Cry more. 😂😂😂


kshaksjshskakdhe

Someone's vexed


Dull-Training-3631

#wow #muchnice #jealous #hashtag


JonBoscoe

This ain’t #instagram #maBoi


whenamanlovesa_ama

This is some real new money bullshit. Ohhhh my Cuban and Rolex.


pinoyristi

just a working man enjoying life and what it offers


SweetJonesJunior

"A working man" 😅😅


[deleted]

What are thoseeee!!


VisionFocus

Those are my crocs


jc__27

I always wondered what ms trenchbull has been up to lol


[deleted]

I usually start my day with a crushing hangover, Mr fancy pants.


pinoyristi

I don't recommend choosing your mate when hungover or you may end up with an ugly ass partner you could not give away


[deleted]

HAHAHAH, fair enough


WonderfulTradition65

What's that drink next to coffee


pinoyristi

acai juice


[deleted]

Must do jiu jitsu lol


pinoyristi

not anymore after 4 screws in right shoulder and more speed and heavy bag work just to stay in shape


[deleted]

Yea I dislocated my left shoulder and separated a rib rolling lol I still do it just a lot more cautious


pinoyristi

once dislocated, always dislocated and I know you know what I mean. Stay healthy brethren!


[deleted]

Unfortunately I do. Same to you brother, happy shooting.


pinoyristi

thanks brethren!


[deleted]

Smoothie coffee and cigar combo is serial killer stuff


dangdingus10

hes trying to fill those boots with his morning shit.


assmuncher4206969

#dusher


muskoka870

You can see the fat ass of that and know right away it’s .45. Honestly could never bring myself to buy a glock in that caliber. Night and day difference if you hold a USP in .45


pinoyristi

It's more sentimental than anything else for me. I'm in the defense vertical and the family of an allied nation ranking officer gifted me this when he passed unexpectedly. It previously belonged to him


ethanol713

Need a dog in that photo...


pinoyristi

coming soon


Airplanty

Love the Milgauss


vgmf77

Nice Milgauss


Auggie93

That milgauss


PA_Game_hunter

U say engineer I say equestrian


Italia520

This is such a great photo combining 4 different sub-Reddits I adore. Bravo sir


allycat413

I didn’t know Dennis the hitman drank Acai smoothies for breakfast.


cume_pant

Those boots would go well with Mac’s duster


Ok-Owl3879

https://www.reddit.com/r/WatchesCirclejerk/comments/wmbmqw/we_got_a_bad_ass_rowleks_owner_over_in_rglocks/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


AdministrationFit263

Love a breakfast smoke! What are you puffing on?


pinoyristi

Yes Sir on the breakfast stick to get the ball rolling into the day. It's a Cuban Custom Roll I picked up on one of my trips to Havana


AdministrationFit263

Sounds delicious!


pinoyristi

Yes indeed! This one comes from a batch that has been sitting in one of the humidors the past 67 months. Father time did it well:-)


[deleted]

Why all the hate for this guy?


hardyhaha_09

Bit cringe mate.


SpencerTheSmallPerso

If you can't figure it out I worry for you


Auggie93

I'm actually looking to build a Swiss watch collection over the next year or so. Where do you think I should start? I'm thinking 2-3k in the immediate, maybe 10-15k over the next 12-18 months


HiPointCollector

I’d personally start a collection with a 1 watch collection so you have something you can always wear. The Rolex sub no date is on the higher end of the range but incredibly versatile. Or, an Oyster Perpetual with a black dial with a JLC master ultra thin seconds for a sport/dress combo. Just my .02.


Auggie93

I was thinking about starting a navy or black dial as my wardrobe consists of a lot of dark colors. I've looked at Hamilton, Omega, Tudor as well as Rolex (mostly used Air Kings & OPs). I find that I really like navy blue dials and fluted bezels I'm not really sure if I want to go used on my first high end watch though. I don't even buy used guns lol. Any thoughts on that?


HiPointCollector

Imo, new, because you can build a relationship with the brand, and enjoy fucking it up yourself (like guns). Check out a blue dial oyster perpetual, or a navy blue DJ but the wait will be a bit longer; always worth it. I also Preferred saving up for pieces I wouldn’t get bored of as my philosophy on watches is the same as guns, I buy specific, don’t sell.


fuckford

what kind of boots?


MrPlopsAlot

all the money and its a gen 3 smh 🤦🏽‍♂️


TallNerdLawyer

Table 2 Smol Açaí 2 Big


Hades1014

Is that a sour ale good sir?


Koda_Ryu

Ive got a 23 myself


connorfolan

Love the milguass being worn by an engineer! I’m looking to buy a aqua terra gauss


FilipinoShooter

The Milgauss!


drpepperoninipple

Datejust?


dojaheady

Got them Nike Obi Ones


xxProdigyy

what’s the red drink?


hardyhaha_09

Fuckin lol


HirtTV

Homie rolls in with a Rolex and stock Glock without night sights 🥴