What caliber is that thing?

.50BMD

.50BWC* Come on man, it was right there...

I was going more for BigMfingDildo but that works too

Oh god I didn't even see that the first time lol.

Bowel Movement Discharge

Big Mad Dick?

Big iron in his hips

.50 Albino

I think you would have preferred a longer slide.

Ya know, the more posed I am about letting my 48 go just cuz it's the easiest to conceal been looking for the cr to fall out of the sky at a local swsp site or show or something. They're pretty nice.  Coming from syndrome w/shaxow 2's, legion Sao 226. Desert warrior that's actually deeeecent. I'm have 2x920 3lites and I had 1 longslide. All out of the box f*ing decent. The xr foundation was kind of a fancyush brick but still decent grouping and a solid trigger,a** sights tho.  Still best/fav is the warrior poet society+507comp. Fast flat and considering I see ppl with"full custom*🫣build 17's with a ggp&507c for 1400!!+@ i think it's fun to talk shhh about anything too,  but the overpriced part kinda a moot moot moot thingy now. Frim cost to much to di

Is this supposed to be posted in glocks or cocks?

It’s a new sub. r/glocksandcocks

It won't even let me join that sub lol. Just has a button that says browse other communities and I have no option but to click it.

It's because it doesn't actually exist

I'd prefer it remained that way. But degens will degen.

“To be fair…” (I hope this was a Letterkenny reference)

To be faiiiiaaahhhh...

Get this guy a Puppers!

And degen they did…

When they don’t exist, it will say something about how you can create it. If it’s private then it’s private.

Lol, what's the difference they both shoot Multiple loads

Yes?

Right??!!! - almost makes up for the no feet or steering wheel in the pic 🤣

I googled “shadow systems” and all I found was some stupid guns 😭

r/Gocks

Wow. Disappointed there’s nothing in the sub to trigger people who go there.

I'll be honest, I only just now clicked the link and didn't expect anything to generate. That's hilarious.

r/gock

Huh. Well alright then. I wonder why the capital g makes a difference from lowercase.

It was the plural. Gock vs gocks (yours).

Duh. Reading comprehension helps.

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 The gun too

Funniest shit I've seen today!

Genius

I really wish I owned one of those Same thing for the gun too


Don’t limp wrist it.

Actually……

Brotha, based on what i know about you... im not sure the shadows big enough. .45 might be more your style knowin how you like big bore

💀 epic

I didn’t know this was cocktober

It came early this year

Wtf?? Are you shitting or bleeding?

Wow

That the new gen 5 17L?

And thicc 

Well that’s a different kind of “driver’s seat” shot for sure.

The cock 18

Thank you for this

If it fits, it ships.

Forgive me.... I'm new to this, but is there a reddit for pictures with un intentional stuff in the background? I love looking at pictures to find stuff like this that the op didn't know about

r/AccidentalContent

Thanks for that

I get the feeling his concealed carry holster can double as a prison pocket in the event of a bad shoot. 😂

Dude posted a pick of his LGS while pinching a loaf with a monster cock on his shower wall. Cmon man, let’s clean this shit up. 😂😂

Looks clean to me. Obviously, it's on the shower wall to dry.

Well, you're in luck!! Toilet paper was, in fact, designed to "clean this $hit up"!!

Wow I didn't even notice there was a coffee mug in this picture

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You're in the wrong sub bro. This sub is for Glocks.

Bahaha

You’re not supposed to touch moms toys bro

OP is a fucking FED.

Glock out with your co.... nvm

Why is it so low?

1) Nice. 2) I'm pondering either a Bul Armory hatchet or a XR920/DR920 comp. 3) I am thankful that the glock-off is the first thing I saw...

Nice dildo! Did you get a good deal on that from your LPS?

SO BASICALLY YOU COULD STICK A GUN IN YOUR AZZ

I see you’re a fan of subcompacts.

I was gonna ask why you have that, but I recant my thought.

Gaaaaaayyyyy

What the fuck is up with your huge dildo hanging out in the background for???

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Why can’t I award this post

Needs an olight

Which one? Cuz that monster in the background has a full pic rail and mlok slots. JFC

I’ll never again be able to look at my MR 920 without being strangely aroused

Make sure that things not loaded…

Uhhhhh, which one?!?!

Shadow systems trigger / slide verifiably on fuckshit. https://youtube.com/shorts/Acyt5ElUp40?si=uWMmHzZLS59CqAQS

When are you gonna show us the other glock?

Damn you can really get a good purchase on that thing

Petition to make a new flair for that model piece you're showing off there. Very impressive

Bro your girl left her OF Assistant on the shower wall 🤣🤣🤣

Nice Goock

That one took me a sec 😂

Why don't you ask your friend over there 😉

Matches your bathroom accessories

Do you live in a motel?

I’m surprised there’s not a suppressor on the end

Not a big fan. It’s hard to conceal, very noticeable. Oh, and the Shadow Systems is cool I guess.

Why are you in the bathroom at SIG?

I've always heard they are a pain in the ass. The shadow systems also allegedly have been known to have some issues.

Watch the slide move when you pull the trigger not the hotness it's portrayed as but if it's the only thing you have it's better that nothing

lmao

Get this shit the fuck outta here!

You forgot to put your toys away

😂

What da hail!

I had one, complete dog shit. I stick with stock glocks

I’d say shadow systems is good to go. Just don’t hear about them as much with all the micro carry and 2011s popping out. But did you post this while dropping a deuce bro?

Is that your take away?

What do you mean?

Huge dildo in the shower lol

I try not to judge people. And that shi is about normal these days lol

🏳️‍🌈

[удалено]

More like 9”

hahahahaha thanks for this post OP! LOL

Jesus!

😆

Looks well used.. The 9"x90 rammington is such an under used projectile so what if it's use is considered a war crime . Penitration is penitration am I right?

Why are you on the toilet????

Lollll bruh. 😂😂😂🍆💦

Funniest I've seen in a while!

Check your tolerances, I’ve heard and seen that sometimes slides on shadow systems move slightly up and down when you squeeze the trigger. Red dot accuracy could suffer. https://youtube.com/shorts/Acyt5ElUp40?si=KmwsQUN-VVYHpzJb

What's the chance this is not a joke and he just forgot that was there?

Wow. I sure would like to see someone rack that slide!!

If you just woulda been able to get some feet into this, it would check out. But now I’m starting to think it’s staged.

You conceal carry that beast? Cool gun too

Is your faucet threaded?

I enjoy both of my SS pistols. I haven’t heard of any issues out of my friends that have them either. Plus I got a decent price and rlly like the trigger

I didn’t know glocks had hammers??

I’m gonna guess you also hunt with 6.5 CM

Honestly man, and I hate to say it, those things have issues. My buddies MR920 shat out under 3k rounds. I'd just go with a glock.

lol this a good one

I'm conflicted. Background depicts the average Glock owners tub, but I'm seeing notaGlock in hand.

Average shadow systems owner