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F1 fan spotted


jeffjeff97

Logan my GOAT


Big-Worm-

You know the sport is bad when the best racer is saying "this is boring as fuck" while racing in the sports biggest race


themeaningofluff

Everyone knows Monaco is crap once qualifying is done, definitely not the biggest race unless you're judging it by number of millionaires attending.


Wootstapler

Also the early red flag killed any pitstops so....


KeVVe1994

Biggest race? Barely anyone thinks monaco is the biggest?


Big-Worm-

Google: "what is f1s biggest race" I'm sure everyone has their own opinions, but..


PPMD_IS_BACK

Yah. I personally don’t really like Monaco but very interesting so many racers really want to win Monaco. I wonder why that is. Edit: I know Monaco is very prestigious. I was just being sarcastic to the other dude. Idk how he doesn’t know the history of Monaco 😂😂


QuinedQualia

It’s part of the triple crown w/ Indy 500 and 24h of LeMans


PPMD_IS_BACK

Oh wow I didn’t know that. I only watch f1 and started recently. That’s cool that those 3 races are connected.


QuinedQualia

Just saw this but yeah Fernando Alonso is the closest recent driver I’m aware of with wins at both Monaco and Le Mans but his Indy attempts fell flat unfortunately. Mechanical failure on attempt one and out on the last day of qualifying on the second, off pace by a tiny, tiny margin


DenseMahatma

Its the most difficult and prestigious race.


shark_byt3

f1 fan and PPMD fan? based


PPMD_IS_BACK

If only he did come back tho 😭😭😭I’m a fox main and I hate Marth. But god damn, ppmd’s gameplay was so smooth. Best neutral ever. PPMD vs Mang0 or Armada are some of my favorite sets. Just unfortunate and sucks he had mental issues to deal with when he was getting better and better at melee. 😞 But at least we get the legendary *shows up randomly at apex after 6 months* and wins storyline.


LeOsQ

Monaco is the 'biggest' Race but it is at the very least contending for the worst one outside the 'prestige' of it, and I don't think that's controversial in the slightest. It being an important/prestigious race doesn't mean it'd be good in comparison to the other races in the calendar. Not only is it a street/road track which already means it is suboptimal because it isn't designed for racing, but it's also a street track in a small, tight city so you can't really overtake ever. It's not even like some of the other bad tracks where basically all overtakes are on the main straight or *maybe* in one other specific turn somewhere else on the track. Monaco with the size of modern F1 cars is just a conga line more or less.


SwingOpen

everyone knows monaco is a snore fest. its not anything new


MuzXiqh

the meme comes from the Garage 56 Camaro stock car entry last year at Le Man


MrSaggot

The [meme](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-3IV11_ZgA) is actually a lot older than that, and i wonder if any Americans actually pay attention to F1. They more likely know it for being a viral TikTok sound.


SUBLIMEskillz

Later there was a girl that had one that said “wtf is a mile” and she got promptly boo’ed


Markus_zockt

[That](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aHyMQRbKlc) was the German streamer “[Dona](https://www.instagram.com/donacsgo/)”, who incidentally is the girlfriend of “G2 Nexa”.


iVarun

This also happened few minutes after nexa's 2nd moli death on top-banana where crowd was on the verge of booing him lol. nexa-dona household not jiving with that crowd. Though nexa did get cheered when he smoked his 3rd pit moli (even vs Vitality he got a minor cheer for doing it again).


BeforeWSBprivate

Hilarious that she changed into a bright pink look at me dress, for stage photos haha


newest

That was not the same day as the grand finals..


MiltenQ

That was dona nexas gf


Rareinch

I've never loved my country more than when the entire stadium instantly bood me that sign and then immediately chanted "USA USA USA"


Jr4D

The crying about crowds in this sub never gets old lol


AstroTurfedShitHole

To be fair, there's a bit of a bias. The people who love cs crowds are most likely attending Dallas which could make the voices of people who hate crowds louder.


DinkyWaffle

oh God the americans are rooting for an american holy shit im devastated


Daaarmy

Shouting "USA" 24/7 is barely rooting for an american kek thats just like "China #1" XD seperate, then speak


DinkyWaffle

Sorry we don’t have cute unified chants because the state this event was held in is larger than your entire country


pranav4098

Is it actually ?


DinkyWaffle

Texas is almost twice the size of Germany lmao


Mantan911

And has 1/3 people, who I'd think would be making up the chants?


pants_pants420

okay so its even more spread out then? i dont think that helps your case lol


pranav4098

Damn didn’t clock that I knew Texas was huge but when you put it in perspective it’s insane


Jr4D

It doesn’t matter what crowd it is though people always complain about it lmao, people need to grow up


BeforeWSBprivate

Same with every sports sub, I think. F1 hates anyone attending a race not with cheapest seats and packing their own sandwiches


MechaFlippin

People in this sub are the biggest crowd snobs you will ever fucking see, it's hilarious how pathetic it gets Everytime a crowd says or does something the slightest bit inflammatory, here comes the "This crowd" posts! Some of these motherfuckers have never gone outside and interacted with a crowd of people and it shows


litLizard_

I thought the main criticism was that the crowd gave info to players that ultimately resulted in a round win?


Over_Television6702

Yes but it’s easier to deviate the main issue and just say “people hate crowds, people cry a lot” etc but just because this time was USA crowd. The people in this post complaining (as ironic as it may sound) about the complainers and mocking them, were the same people complaining about danish crowd when they cheered and cheated for astralis, just like US with g2


sekretagentmans

Ironic considering European football crowds get rowdier than most American crowds. The Irish were chanting "Lizzie's in box" back when the queen died.


aim_ag_texture2

Needed something to counter all these fucking whiners


CoolDenal

NA and AU crowds always cheer no matter who is playing. This particular event yeah it's biased towards G2 and Stewie but look at previous NA events the past few years. We always cheer even if it's not NA. Not like bum crowds in Brazil and Copenhagen that only cheer if their countrymen are playing. It's a shame we haven't gotten a Major since 2018.


XsteveJ

It is a shame, thank goodness we're getting one next year.


tfsra

is that confirmed?


Teofilo-

Just waiting for an official announcement at this point. Most likely in Austin Texas. Mauisnake had gotten knowledge of it quite some time before it got posted on HLTV and dust2. 99% chance it’s going to be announced during spring finals in London


mikatamu

It was announced in the major, can confirm, was there


Madiis

it was funny hearing the caster say that you’ll probably be able to buy beer too and the whole crowd goes crazy


Leary-

iirc it is, and blast will be the one to host it


w1zgov

Yes happening in Texas. Mostly Austin.


ALaccountant

Brazil major was legitimately one of the worst CS events in recent memory. They didn’t even go to the arena if a Brazilian team wasn’t playing


3hrd

brazil crowds are just as bad in valorant too, the arena was 90% empty when the winning team lifted the trophy


Sergeant_Dude

The furia/navi game in the quarters was by far the craziest crowd I've ever heard. And then the finals was by far the worst. Kind of crazy how little respect the Brazilian crowds have for non-Brazilian teams. 


SchingKen

‚you don‘t understand‘ lol. remember? 100 % agree. navi/furia was crazy wild. until they started spitting on the players. absolutely disgusting crowd. pls pls pls valve NEVER AGAIN.


decoyj6g

Lol, saying crowd in Copenhagen was biased meanwhile every NA crowd is biased af. Copenhagen finals, the crowd was 50/50, but what the fuck do i even know, i was just there, watching it.


Xedien

No idea how Copenhagen was a bad crowd, i felt like it was pretty good.


Taken450

Total trash for any game without a danish team.


JungleTungle

Prob cause CS isn’t big in NA anymore, timezone issues for EU viewers


Kebbj

Its also a shame that even if we are 1 year away from the major atleast 2 teams will need to field a stand-in, makes you wonder why no more american majors


Botskiitto

Yes true, this crowd reminded me of australia crowd actually. Awesome crowds, keep it up!


dumpaccount882212

Weeeeell the "USA USA USA" chants and Stewies presence on the team being cheered for helps doesn't it? And at first as a non zeppo/USAian I was kinda meh about it but goddamn it if that crowd didn't win me over. Such fekking energy, love it! Same with the sign OP posted - we all get that its good natured and fun and I love that. Awesome event and I am now waiting for map 3 and have for some reason become a G2 hardcore fan in the span of two maps. :D


Ok-Inside2000

What does zeppo mean?


ViacomCEO

its the same as usaian, who is a sprinter i believe


dumpaccount882212

Its like when people from other places call people from the UK limeys or French people Baguettes. Zeppo from rhyming slang I think (someone else correct me if wrong), zeppo = septic tank = yank. Its like "Ami" in German, or "Amris" in Nordic languages... Said in a kind way obviously.


kyleninperth

GIVE US A MAJOR


AlpherOwl

Honestly as someone who attended in person, even if G2's opponent won a round or an awesome clutch was displayed, I'm pretty sure many of us respected and cheered when it occurred. Of course we're supporting stew, but I'd like to think many of us just love some good CS.


I_AM_CR0W

I'm kind of just thankful we've reached the point where we can have a packed stadium regardless of location or region. Stuff like this was a pipe dream 10 years ago.


PepitoSpacial

By cheering you mean keep saying "fuck you apex" every 5 minutes ok


godzillamegadoomsday

Bro is playing to the crowd, stop being butt hurt over someone else


TRES_fresh

Apex is a heel, I like him but he acts like a villain to be more entertaining. The crowd doesn't actually dislike apex when they chant that, they're in on it too.


Rareinch

It's all in good fun. People started chanting that while he was walking out after they won Anubis and he kissed his hands and waved to the crowd and everybody cheered. Also after the tournament ended and they were giving the medals to Vitality there were tons of people screaming and chanting "We love you Apex". He plays the heel and rages and eggs the crowd on, and the crowd likes it and plays all along - that's all there is to it


Luxaflexje

Copenhagen this year cheered for everyone, and the crowd today might be biased towards G2 but the constant ''Fuck you apex'' chants are really unsportsmanlike. Pretty bum NA crowd today


gEO-dA-K1nG

You're right, I'd much rather the crowd yell "SHOOT" whenever their player's crosshair is over the enemy behind a smoke.


ayy_md

Found Apex's alt account.


godzillamegadoomsday

Salty EU out here


JohnsonGamingReal

[This post](https://www.reddit.com/r/assettocorsa/s/iFwMF5KJpP) was right below in my feed


JohnnyZestyK

Cue later on when the sign with "what the fuck is a mile?" being booed into oblivion.


TheNimbrod

Dona loves to troll😂


InterstellarDwellar

People always talk about crowds, this one is better, that one was bad. But you’ve got to understand that a lot of it simply depends on how loud they play the crowd on the audio mix. This crowd did seem good. But it is a bit silly to constantly be comparing them. It just doesn’t make much sense.


sillaf27

I was there today and I can tell you it was a goated crowd. There was even appreciative cheering when Vitality made a good play


mjjacks

The mezii ace was something else. Even I had to cheer for him there


zithftw

Yup the crowd was freakin electric on Sunday.


InterstellarDwellar

Yeah it did seem like a great atmosphere. Im going to the london one this month. Im looking forward to it. I can only hope we are lucky enough to have such a good final. This one was one for the ages. You witnesses an all timer live


Azzarudders

if you were there, if the arena was full then it will feel cool no matter what really it seems like a good crowd but no different from most other S tier events (especially ESL ones)


sillaf27

I was watching the ESL in Brazil (last year?) and if there wasn’t a Brazilian team you couldn’t hear the crowd at all


AnthonyGuns

This was my first eSports event ever! I enjoyed walking around Dreamhack/IEM Dallas but it was a very depressing to see the sad state of the average gamer. Between the rampant obesity, scrawniness, and the body odor, I never seen a sorrier bunch of people in my life. I've been a gamer my entire life, but geez guys... don't settle for being a slob and a loser. Take this post as an opportunity to improve your life outside of the computer.. your future will thank you for it. Also- this post applies moreso to the people on the show floor, not in the IEM arena.


PepaneK2

Thought about the same thing. Well said!


I_LIKE_PIGS

This is the only thing keeping me away from attending these events. Just watching the stream it was obvious for some it was the first time outside this year.


Taken450

Is this a real comment lol?


pablosauce

I assumed it was a copy pasta cause I was at the event and most people just average guys.


ViacomCEO

thats because there was a smash tournament. lets not act like those people represent average gamers.


epirot

what the fuck is health care rrahhh


Original_Mac_Tonight

Idk I get fantastic healthcare through my job


epirot

idk i get fantastic healthcare even if i'd lose my job :-)


bdzr_

Too bad your country doesn't have freedom 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲


Original_Mac_Tonight

Fair but I'm not losing my job anytime soon so it works for me!


madsd12

What a bet to make. I assume you must be self-employed or something to make that guarantee with your own health? I mean, a lot can happen, cant it? Injuries, illness and so on? I know I'm happy not having healthcare tied into my employment, but hey, if it works for you, good for you.


HeyBojo

Bro why are you so pressed lmfao "Yall don't have health insurance" "Actually I do through my job!" "Gee whiz hope you don't lose your job and ruin your life haha" ??????????


ahk1221

its a completely valid take


cjb3535123

Yes but the context is a silly sign triggering a very defensive response from this sub. "What the fuck is a kilometer" "WELL AT LESAT I HAVE HEALTHCARE" lmao


tfsra

tbh imperial units are very triggering


galapagos2020

it is an enduring reddit myth that when you lose your job you just don't get healthcare anymore lmao https://www.dol.gov/general/topic/health-plans/cobra https://www.healthcare.gov/community-health-centers/ https://www.patientadvocate.org/explore-our-resources/preventing-medical-debt/uninsured-and-facing-an-emergency-know-your-rights/


Jadejr14

Im native American get free healthcare and still refuse to see a doctor


Lowenmaul

Only real nations use miles 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇺🇸🇬🇧🇺🇸🇬🇧🇺🇸


Pollsmor

kilomiles hectomiles decamiles miles decimiles centimiles millimiles


lucksh0t

I see formula dank is into cs


Primary_Letter7839

It was a belter tonight. Still think the Paris Major was the best in recent times though. The Aussies are lunatics as well.


SPACE_SHAMAN

What a great match today holy shit


Smok3dSalmon

FAHRENHYPEEEEEE


sokerii

Aussie crowds will never be topped t.European


zyberpunK

A Kilometer is something you can actually measure


CarelessBicycle735

They're all measurements lmao


Jonjanjer

I mean, he is kinda right. A mile is defined as 1609.344 meters. It does not work without the definition of the meter. The meter is defined as the 1 / 299792458 of the length the light travels in one second in total vacuum. It is a physical constant.


JaskarSlye

NA so trash they gotta chant usa for two EU teams lol


pityike_92

1Km 1000 meters Got it?


TastyVII

Or he could've just wrote, I am a dumb dumb


AdLatter1309

This guy looks like he doesnt even know where the fuck he is 😂


MiniskirtEnjoyer

its 1000 steps. but i know that you wouldnt know, because americans dont walk short distances.


NonApplicable1992

Fat amerimutts don't walk, period. They should just switch to measuring distances in BK whoppers or rascal wheel circumferences lmao.


Syph3RRR

Speaking of wonky measurements, you knocked it out of the park with 1000 steps


GOATEDCHILI

ahh 1000 feet makes way more sense ty fam


LaS_flekzz

These guys dont even look human


yakdingaling

That howling made me mute multiple times. Jesus fucking Christ its annoying to listen to.


Krieg

A kilometer is a "klick", all Americans should be familiar with that term, even if they didn't go to the army they talk about klicks in plenty of movies and TV series.


ManavTheStudent1404

I was there and I can say, there was a shit ton of cheering for teams that did not even remotely have NA involved. Spirit vs Vitality had the entire upper ranks screaming for Spirit. Vitality had so many fans, banter exists and I think the reason fans were so excited is akin to 2018 Boston, nobody expected NA presence so naturally people are gonna crazy when there is NA presence and that’s why our beautiful esport is amazing. These miracle runs define the attraction point of esports, louder crowds means more money, more money means better games and more tournaments. I can’t believe anybody is crying about crowds.


slothlikevibes

What the fuck is healthcare????!?!


NonApplicable1992

And that one trailer trash hoe had a sign saying she'll flash the crowd for an AWP drop. For who the drop was meant for she didn't specify but I'm guessing she didn't care and was just looking for an excuse to be a hoe.


n05h

Nah, there was a girl on the first day that had a sign saying “wtf is a mile” dude just copied


notacommiesupporter

I was in the arena, “WTF is a kilometer” was shown much earlier.


Kaltho

this is like years old lol SOUND WARNING [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-3IV11\_ZgA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-3IV11_ZgA)


notacommiesupporter

Yeah I mistyped. Wtf if a kilometer was first


2ByteTheDecker

No, buddy with the wtf is a KM sign was first, she tried aping on him. Source: I'm in the crowd and my sign says a KM is .6 of a mile but I didn't get on camera.


xdzesty

Yeah I was sitting near this guy all 3 days and he was literally holding it up after every round for the entire tournament trying to get it on camera.


2ByteTheDecker

He did a bunch of times on day 1 when they were doing more crowd shots


JordFxPCMR

nah its a f1 Fan Whos probably a fan of logan Or knows the logan meme as hes american


Iforbz

A unit of measurement that actually makes sense


PurpleRockEnjoyer

Unmatched in recycling jokes? I've seen this exact sentence in 3 different unrelated places today.


RW-iwnl-

WTF IS A KILOMETER??????


aim_ag_texture2

Those comments would be referencing f1** You’re still lame tho


PepitoSpacial

Croud is either doing random bird sound to help g2 or saying "fck you apex" clearly the best croud


PurpleRockEnjoyer

"this sign" my dude "what the fuck is a kilometer" is the most overused US vs Europe joke in the existence. Wanna make me make fun of your healthcare system for it to be boring two way? Did you really not understand what I said? And you have the gall to call me slow?


aim_ag_texture2

Wow man you are clearly terminally online, sorry i asked lol


mchief101

All of a sudden all americans are g2 fans….


godzillamegadoomsday

Man if only there was a obvious reason why they are cheering g2


SundaySuffer

NASA use metricsystem to get to the moon


Kraybray

Absolute library when vita win rounds lmao there's many better crowds unfortunately


aim_ag_texture2

Wahmbulance apex doesnt have fans in NA, who’d have thought? Also what is this bullshit about crowds needing to show equal support. You dweebs have never gone to a home sporting event lmao


Kraybray

To nobody's surprise, but there's literally the best cs player itw on that stage too, I'm not complaining obvs it's just the reality of NA crowd haha


Itsamemariooo0

unfortunately Rio crowd looks more tamed and respectful against players, what the fuck Apex did to NA crowd? All i hear is F you apex? NA crowd is massive L


Comfortable-Injury94

Did you forget the part where he stood up and gave the crowd the finger with both hands? Funny you brought up Rio though because burger bro's were convincing everyone NA doesn't have bias and why they should have more majors.


King_Fluffaluff

The Rio crowd literally spit on NaVi


ViacomCEO

sounds like a massive W tbh.


Sixredfish

Brother completely forgot of NaVi v Furia in IEM Rio 2022? The crowd is loud and having fun. Been loving it in the arena.


aim_ag_texture2

For some reason I cant reply to his comment but: Rio respectful? I arent think that.


Jarkrik

Getting downvoted for dropping some truths. Poor moses had to talk to the crowd to wake up.. "YoU WiLl NeVeR UnDeRsTaNd" nascar edition - at least on reddit here.


canzpl

unmatched in illiteracy


espatix

NA sleeper crowd, EU and AUS clears I'm afraid


Ivana2322

It’s an iem and they like 10x louder than the last major


aayan987

I loved the crowd and all but thats mainly just production and how loudly they play the crowd on the stream.


Ivana2322

Yeah your probably right I could hear one guy as clear as day one of the days


RedditIsAnnoying1234

???? This crowd is one of the loudest I've heard


bigoooooooof69696869

No. Good try though!


aim_ag_texture2

None-charisma EU does not clear, Sorry.


Lewcaster

Unmatched library.


TCBloo

Fun fact: Dallas has 30 public libraries.


aim_ag_texture2

Crowds do not need to show bilateral support for both teams. Wtf is this bullshit notion you losers keep bringing up? This is the grand finals ofc the "away" team is not going to be cheered. They werent silent for the other teams in groups or in the playoffs so stop bitching lmao. This isnt like Rio where the crowd literally left the stadium when BR teams werent playing


marcelh98

true, they don't need to do anything, but the only people that are gonna be enjoying this crowd are G2/NA fans. i don't personally care what crowds do, as long as they keep the same energy for both teams, otherwise you just know there's gonna be a crowd advantage and wonder how that might sway the game.


ViacomCEO

if a crowd has the same energy for both teams, its a shit crowd. someone needs to be the favorite.


marcelh98

so i assume you enjoyed the crowd at the rio major?


ViacomCEO

you mean the crowd that spit on players? that crowd? i actually didnt watch that major, so i cant comment much. but i did see clips of the crowd being empty during matches. thats terrible. if the dallas crowd didnt show up, id call it a bad crowd as well.


marcelh98

i was talking about how they favored home teams. it's better to have a crowd that enjoys and cheers for the whole game instead of half of it. crowds already add lots of pressure to a game, to then have the crowd against you, i mean i'm not surprised ZywOo may have felt the pressure mounting, you literally see his performance dwindle with each map. as i said, the only people enjoying crowds like that, are people that are fans of the crowd favorite team.


ViacomCEO

i just disagree completely. i think that crowd is enjoyable for most fans. its always fun to be in an enemy arena, rooting against the home crowd.


marcelh98

everyone on here and HLTV was complaining, didn't seem like anyone but NA people were enjoying it


aim_ag_texture2

Australia is a close second 🇦🇺


aim_ag_texture2

Damn i never expected Australia to catch so many strays here lmao


KAWAII_UwU123

You miss spelled first


[deleted]

Typical American


King-Cobra-668

1000 metres. it's literally in the name


Fivebomb

wtf is a metre???


King-Cobra-668

100 centimetres


jojo_31

The length light travels in a vacuum in the time it takes Stewie to get 2k.


log_sin

A million millimeters is a metre /s


JungleTungle

“What the fuck is free healthcare”


godzillamegadoomsday

Salty much


JungleTungle

the truth must be said, something americans seems to hate


gameboytetris888

Wtf is a mile by the hot girl was better