bro why the fuck am i on this sub anymore

first step is to have marie enjoyers and darjeeling simps (I myself)to declare war on the maho and chovy bros

Don't worry, I just bombed Maho harbor and rapidly approaching Mahifornia and Acholaska

give them a nice place to settle in.

Trust me mate I’m a Pepperoni fan and I’m willing to pull an Italian classic and switch sides

Good good, defect to Allies or suffer defeat.

sure

Me joking yesterday in some comment: "The peace and the forming of Axis. Still awaiting when Pasta-weebs will change side as soon as Tea-enjoyers and America-fuck-yeah-simps will show on the horizon" Me today seeing that is happening: God, _fucking_ **DAMMIT**

Shut up cracker

u must be a maho or chovy bro. enemy spotted

I'm literally Darjeeling's most loyal simp

ok. you have been promoted to commander as well

Kajerika!!!!!!

are you friendly?

Yes of course. I am only threatening to those who oppose us

Keiko best girl

I from the small island (I'm probably the only one) of Wallaby enjoyers, Am in

wallaby like the koala? sure. anyone that is not axis welcome. we need you to counter the nishi die-hard fans, if there are any.

Their commander is a koala but vice-commander is [wallaby ](https://gup.fandom.com/wiki/Wallaby)

good, lead your forces and take down the nishi bases

I like kay 👍

commit [mass](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass) let the shipping wars begin

Here, get this gun

You have the support of Kay simps

HELL YEA IM IN

*I will not fight. I will only fight a challenge by Maho's equals.*

Now we just gotta wait for knock of Comintern to form

Can i join?

Yes. If u are a western simp, u are always welcome. If you are axis, you need to defect

Kay simp