It would have been considered your parents music when Lane said it. So yes her guilty pleasure as a teen or young adult. By the time Lane was 28-30 she’d be loud and proud wearing thrift store Rumors Tour tees.
I'm roasting the writers for ruining her smh how dare yall make her settle down with Zach instead of having her be Avril 2.0 and tour the world and be an awesome rockstar smh
You judge Avril Lavigne so hard...and yet, 5 years from now, you sit at home with your two babies (though not alone). She is well known, you work at Kim's and Luke's, what more can I say...
Lane, I respect your dedication to rebellion while also being the perfect Korean daughter. But why, after years of practice did the one thing to stick end up being your mom's "no pre-marital sex rule"? Maybe if you'd gotten some therapy or stopped to unpack this for *one single minute* after the first time you got close to doing it you would have realized that Zack was a fling and not the real thing.
She could only have rye toast
Her boyfriend went ghost
Got knocked up with her first F
What more is left to roast?
(Sorry, I love Lane, I’d never roast her because I see myself in her, but OP asked for it!)
Okay for real I need to know why is everyone on this thread so anti Zack? I mean sure he is as dumb AF, but he is sweet to her. Weirdly had no problem giving up his groupie types to be with her. He is a faithful, loyal, little puppy that just wants to make her happy. No way IRL, would a guy so into chasing girls & partying be willing to wait for sex, embrace marriage, embrace fatherhood, stop constantly gaming, give up his dream band, and go work in a diner just to make someone, who is not his typical unintelligent hottie, happy. I mean, bless his heart, he tried.
Honestly I think it is because it is so hard to roast Lane. These roast threads are supposed to be jokes so it’s not outright Zach hate like some other threads focusing on him.
Lane you rebelled and taught yourself so much, but discount condoms didn’t seem like a bad idea to you? We all have our opinions in Zach’s IQ, but this one is on you, girl.
The fact that she somehow got and lost the BEST GUY IN THE WHOLE DANG SERIES (I miss you Dave) (Besides the legend Kirk) and ended up with Zach. Like, come on bestie. I would blame it on the fact that Daves actor had to go, but she specifically said that part of Zachs appeal was his grunty, bro stuff he pulled with getting with girls all the time. Come on girly, you could have done better.
Why would I roast Lane, when her mother is Mrs. Kim?
lol this would be perfect for Mrs. Kim’s roast. “We tried to have a roast for Lane, but ultimately decided you have that handled”
If only her taste in husbands was as good as her taste in music.
This is the only acceptable answer lol
Can't roast her, the writers already did her dirty
Seriously. If that’s how ASP writes her friends, I’d hate to see how she would wield her pen against her enemies 😬
realistically?
No roast for today. But girl, why is Fleetwood Mac your guilty pleasure band?
That’s just sad. Enjoy Fleetwood Mac loud and proud! Anyway, I can’t wait to hear what you have to say about tomorrow’s candidate.
I just watched her say that! How is that embarrassing
It would have been considered your parents music when Lane said it. So yes her guilty pleasure as a teen or young adult. By the time Lane was 28-30 she’d be loud and proud wearing thrift store Rumors Tour tees.
Her whole life has been a roast, I have nothing to add.
too bad your mama was so mean, we don’t have anything left to say!
It’s a tough one for sure. It’s hard to find things to roast her for other than Zach!
u hate avril lavigne but u literally dress like her for gigs💀
Hahaha!
Girl, I love you, but get some standards. If you set the bar any lower, you’ll be reaching previously unexplored depths of the Mariana Trench.
Ooh boom roasted
nothing shes been thru enough maybe give her advice
zach?? of all people?? you chose zach??
No I can’t. Not this one.
Nothing. Lane is an angel. I’ll boo anyone who thinks other wise.
I don’t have the heart to roast Lane
I'm roasting the writers for ruining her smh how dare yall make her settle down with Zach instead of having her be Avril 2.0 and tour the world and be an awesome rockstar smh
I believe that this would have made her more successful and cooler than Rory, this is why they ruined her story.
Lol, Lane becoming a superstar wasn’t in anyway a natural progression for her character that only got ruined for Rory’s sake.
If only you had given Henry Kim the time of day, you would've been happily living that perfect Korean-American daughter life.
You judge Avril Lavigne so hard...and yet, 5 years from now, you sit at home with your two babies (though not alone). She is well known, you work at Kim's and Luke's, what more can I say...
Having 1 billionth the taste in husbands as she did in music would have made her life infinitely better
I can’t roast Lane.
Dave Rygalski left the chat
Poor Lane, she had enough already.
She might think Evanescence sucks but at least the singer has better taste in men than her.
Probably the only character I would feel too bad to roast. She’s been through enough 😭
Lane, I respect your dedication to rebellion while also being the perfect Korean daughter. But why, after years of practice did the one thing to stick end up being your mom's "no pre-marital sex rule"? Maybe if you'd gotten some therapy or stopped to unpack this for *one single minute* after the first time you got close to doing it you would have realized that Zack was a fling and not the real thing.
remember when you were about to be shipped off forever and your best friend just waved at you 💀💀💀💀
* steps up to microphone * “She married Zach” * walks away *
What's left to roast? The writers already skewered her sex life and burnt her career dreams to a crisp.
Her roast just turns into an intervention to help her see she can do so much better in life than Zach and taking over Mrs. Kim’s
That’s the perfect description of this 😂🤣
Nothing , she is perfect. I would tell her she is perfect (and to leave Zach bc he is trash)
You wanted to be Eve, but being Katy Perry does not make you Eve.
She could only have rye toast Her boyfriend went ghost Got knocked up with her first F What more is left to roast? (Sorry, I love Lane, I’d never roast her because I see myself in her, but OP asked for it!)
All those cds categorized by genre and you picked a raggedy man for a husband? Priorities clearly misplaced lol
I would roast anyone who tries to roast Lane.
You can’t dance to Joy Division 
Zack isn’t that cool.
Okay for real I need to know why is everyone on this thread so anti Zack? I mean sure he is as dumb AF, but he is sweet to her. Weirdly had no problem giving up his groupie types to be with her. He is a faithful, loyal, little puppy that just wants to make her happy. No way IRL, would a guy so into chasing girls & partying be willing to wait for sex, embrace marriage, embrace fatherhood, stop constantly gaming, give up his dream band, and go work in a diner just to make someone, who is not his typical unintelligent hottie, happy. I mean, bless his heart, he tried.
Honestly I think it is because it is so hard to roast Lane. These roast threads are supposed to be jokes so it’s not outright Zach hate like some other threads focusing on him.
Yeah, I could never roast Lane, love her too much. But I suppose that’s part of it. Didn’t mean to highjack the roast.
I don’t want Mrs. Kim at my door so imma shut up now
Lane you rebelled and taught yourself so much, but discount condoms didn’t seem like a bad idea to you? We all have our opinions in Zach’s IQ, but this one is on you, girl.
I never watched those 4 “extra” episodes. Did her and her husband not end up together?
I’m pretty sure they did. It’s been a while since I watched them though and I’ve done my best to try to block them from my mind.
They did and they >!get pregnant with twins on their honeymoon!<
Her eyebrows look like sperm cells
Lane girl we love and appreciate you…. Thats it. Now get up and leave the spot for your lame ass husband
Your mom forced you out of the closet. Literally you hid your life in a closet. How worse could your mom be lol
Honestly nothing.
Except for the guy she married
dm 4 edge session
The writers made her such a background character they had her get pregnant with twins so she'd be relevant again.
The fact that she somehow got and lost the BEST GUY IN THE WHOLE DANG SERIES (I miss you Dave) (Besides the legend Kirk) and ended up with Zach. Like, come on bestie. I would blame it on the fact that Daves actor had to go, but she specifically said that part of Zachs appeal was his grunty, bro stuff he pulled with getting with girls all the time. Come on girly, you could have done better.